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Ginaz:
No, why the question?

I'd love to bite it....looks so edible.

Ginaz:
But Wait o, is it only guys that dump women? Doesn't women dump guys

Swthrt did sumbori bite ur lips in ur dp??

judeefcc:

Is ur fada a bastard? Or ur mom an idiot? Or they are both fools....how come u were never aborted?

Note no female deserves to be lied to or deceived into been used and dumped...but on d flip side, some gals so so deserves it and here dey are:

1) Regular club gals: truth be clubbing is fun, its a form of recreation and every gal shuld club once in a while, but wen u always meet a gal at d club every weekend/week days....Bro dats a hoe material, ure permitted to use and dump her....fall in love with her at ur own risks.

2) Gold diggers: when she's always asking for money frm u, buy me dis buy me dat, u tell her ure broke and all hell is loose....bro pls for d love of guys....make sure u use ur money's worth out of her and dump her before she does.

3) Cheats: oh yea she tells u she has a bf, but she's trying to make u an assistance bf, a prince charming in time of trouble....a shoulder to cry on, or u found out ur gf is cheating on u and she's gonna friendzone u...make u her Frnd but collect gf's freebies frm u....pls make sure u fork her well, as she's a cheat....fork nonsense out of her pvvssy and dump her.

4) Weak gals: this ones don't av sense atoll, dey allow u touch Deir ass, rub Deir thighs, kiss dem esp on d first date....bro if she can be so free with u, she will with oda guys too, who wants dat kind of gal as a gf....so just mark her register and move on, dats wat she's for.

5) Hoes: aka oloshos, aka runs gals....pls don't ever fall in love with dem....does aint the type of gals dat u shuld be talking love with with....pay dem and fork dem....dats d deal...no emotions watsoeva.

6) Out of town gals: ok so she came all d way frm abuja to spend a week with her aunt in lag, u saw her and u guys clicked and "one tin led to anoda" she's in ur bed...u know deep inside u, notin will most likely take u to abj in d nxt 2yrs to visit her....bro pls dat a bonus for u....make sure u utilize dat pvvssy and wen ure done...bid her goodbye.

7) Sugarmom/single moms: pls and pls, don't fall in love with dis group of bastards, especially d ones dat won't tell u abt Deir past or show u evidence of haven moved on....just go with d flow and enjoy d ride.

2SWT:
lol calm down bro

you don't have to fvck every girl that comes your way

D guy has zero chill...

Rexhenrex:
hehehe...i surely do,remember what they say about ones first love? U never forget them she was the one disvirgined my lips lol...i laugh when i think of that i miss her,,,,but then even if she will agree to comeback i cant date her again sha

Nigger stop doing like a gal joor, wats d meaning of "never forget first love" like wtf is dat exactly

Raine80:
He learnt from me attested by the fact that we are now quite good friends.

Wow u av a beautiful jaw line...how can u be so pretty

The ultimate desire of every male is to have female line up chasing him...wanting him....this doesn't come cheap Thu, its take dedication, hardwork and discipline....here below are d tips to follow:

1) Be confident: women are always attracted to confident guys, dey love a guy who walk d walk and talk d talk, a guy who isn't afraid of his flaws....a guys who stink of power.

2) Make her laugh: y do u fink comedians end up with d hottest women in d yard? Simple cos dey funny. If u can make a gal laff, ur hald way to her heart.

3) Be intelligent: by intelligence we mean both been book smart and/or street smart. Gals are drawn to intelligent guys, a guy dat can solve problems, a guy with solution.

4) Be scarce: when ure always all up in her face, a gal will tend to run away frm u, but wen u get busy with ur life and make urself a scarce commodity, she start missing u, calling u, chasing u....wanting to know wats wrong.

5) Look wealthy: no matter how rich or broke ure if u don't look wealthy or seem wealthy to a gal, she won't totally chase u. So u eider get rich if ur aint rich or atleast pretend to be.

6) Keep many female friends: gals are always in a cold hidden competition with demselves, no matter how close dey are. Wen a gal dat likes u notice ure getting closer to anoda gal, she will wanna do more to out Witt ur new flame...its in Deir gene.

7) Be witty: romance her mind with ur words, tell her a nawty story frm ur past and just wen she's enjoying ur nawty stories, end it with "dats all in d past now, am now a good guy".....its all to boost her confidence in u.

Be a bad boy: gals av dis mother instincts in dem, dey always wanna correct every wrongs in a guy dey av interest in. Been a bad boy puts u in d control seat...she will be chasing u to change u.

9) Be goodlooking: most gals claim not to like handsome guys...but u wonder y dey always crowd around one at parties, schools, etc. Dey look goodlooking guys, cos it makes dem feel good wen seen with one.

10) Be good in bed: when ure good in bed, no matter how much she hates u, she will always want more.

firstking01:
That's just a clue of the ice berg of the things she taught me.

U na ice man ni? First u say ice cream...now ice Berg!!!!

ever811:
this...

Lolzzz....ma nigger!

I know d chioma, she came to our clinic to do HIV test...so she's ur gf? And I adviced her not to fork raw o....sorry bro.

She taught me how to treat a lady with caution and respect.....also how to fork better.

Nxt time ure out together, stop at a shop, buy a bra and pant and say its for a friend's birthday....she won't do so again!

Mine is usually within a month o, I've never met dat gal dat kept me waiting for more Dan a mnth of entering a relationship....not after I've entered my yorubademon mode....u must wet ni sha, no way!

I fink u shuld start sending her money....ure an idiot she deserves some money frm u....how can only u obe bi dis stupid...

Geraldyne:
so cos I bleeped...I shudnt pray??...u gonna tell me dah u dnt pray evn wen u a sinner...I want advice nt judgement

My dear u need a big broda to cane u...flog sense into ur cement head.
Am sure ur mom raised u better Dan opening ur legs freely for a guy who hasn't wifed u.

Geraldyne:
Hi,
Its not a friends story or from a blog,its mine and I want you all to read and give me matured advice.

I've been in a relationship for almost 8 months now and everytime I go to visit my bf..he must demand sex,even if I say am on my period.
Sometimes I just get furious and say am no longer interested in the relationship and he starts begging and because I love him, I forgive him.
He'll stop that for a while,then start it all over again.
He doesn't consider my feelings at times, there was a certain time I was still mourning the death of my cousin,he came around and after symphatizing with me,he wanted us to have sex..Gosh! I was so pissed.

The one that pissed me off the most was last night,after having like 5 rounds,I felt sore all over, I told him that and he stopped,then this morning, while I was trying to pray,he started touching me again saying he wants me.
I don't just understand whether this is normal,sometimes I just displease myself to please him but still he's not satisfied.
Am confused on whether to quit or not,cos apart from the sex thing,he still has his good sides and I dont want to make a wrong decision.

pls advice a confused sister...thanks

U went to spend d nite in his house, he forked u and u decided to pray in d mrn after?? Menh God is truly not a man o!

I av abt a million naira saved up to start clothing material business...don't know if it will be enuf. I'll be bring dem in frm Benin rep. I have a shop, although I intend to be mobile.
Any advice Tanx

sinaj:
No 4 got me laffin

I love the way u look...ur eyes like diamonds in d sky.

Dint know corpers now choose where dey wanna serve on here....u shitting me?

1) You don't know where he lives: uve got dis cute guy, he's d total package, but ure wondering y u only hangout in eateries and gardens....and wen its time for sex its eida ur place or a hotel...my dear sister, ure a side-chick.

2) silent treatment: he's sweet frm Monday to Thursday and den he brings up a fight and den he goes silent on u all tru d weekend, my dear sis....its a planned work, he planned d fight to fall on d period he main chick will be around so u won't even bother calling/texting/chatting.

3) No family/friends rule: he doesn't involve u in family and friend's ceremonies or come to urs, he deals with u and u alone. He avoids ur mom like a plague and doesn't allow u anywhere near his....he will say I love my privacy but babe ure a side chick.

4) sex not love making: he doesn't make love to u, he doesn't romance u, he doesn't wanna satisfy u or care if wat he's doing is hurting u or not....he just enters and bang away his sorrows and ure dere finking "oh my bf forks like an animal" babe yea dats cos ure an animal....ure notin but a side chick dats y he handles u so roughly.

5) money: he doesn't spend sacrificially on u, he only spends lunch brk money on u, he doesn't committedly spend on u....I mean spend an amount dat he will feel. He only loads ur data, buy u drinks, give u tfare, etc....anytime u ask for some "huge" cash, he has a re planned storyline. Das cos ur a side chick....he has a main chick to spend on.

Talking from experience.

Yea yea am lying.....so what? Who no dey cook bobo for here??

comshots:
No.I will divorce her and marry another babe that is classy than her.

U speak like a kid....only a faithful guy crys wen his heart is broken, weda he's rich or poor. If he's faithful and his gf breaks up with him he'll be hurt.

So my gf left her fone with me to hekp her charge it, I was pushed or tempted to veiw her whatsapp and I saw her convo with a guy asking her to date him....even after my gf told him she has a bf, d nigger sed he doesn't mind been a "side bf", she sed no and threatened to block him....so I copied his number and added him on whatsapp and anoda line using a female dp....he fell in love with me (finking am a gal) and so far I've defrauded d idiot of abt 55k....

ferdvict2:
Despite we say all manner of things against the female folks, there are some who are still worthy, like those with these under listed qualities.

1. Who walks for miles just to see/meet you

2. Who says “sorry” even though she didn’t do anything wrong..

3.Who cries because she still loves and misses
you..

4. Who still tries to get you back..

5. Who no matter how much you have hurt her
still loves you..

6. Who stops her argument with you to save
your relationship..

7. Who continuously makes you feel special and
tries to make you happy..

8. Who is upset but, does not tell you as she thinks she is annoying you..

9. Who wants to leave you because of your rude
behaviour..but, she is not able to do so because
her Love for you overcomes it all.

ADD URZ...

All u listed here are d quality of a zombie gf....I don't date weaklings, spineless females....hell no. I date strong gals who stand up for demselves and challenge u at any wrongdoing. Thank u.

She used a guy's pix as dp? and ontop of dat wrote hbd lover? I love u? Menh if u call her gf again ehn I'll just para for u now now...u dey mad ni? E bi like say u dey craze sef....get out of here.

U guys still don't get it....been drugged by two or more gals (u probably know or don't know before) ur body is weak so u probably can't even use ur hands to romance d gals, ur peenis is stimulated, ure looking at d gals but u can't control urself...ure so weak, dey climb on ur diick, collect ur cum and vanish....and u say dats not rape U guys asking to be raped by a gal, I pray u get wat u wish for....but me I pray my generation don't witness such.

Gimme her phone number lemme talk sense into her.

leslimark:
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Being happy in your own skin- This is the first most important quality you must have if you want a girl to like you. This normally means that being comfortable with your personality no matter how many flaws you might have. A lot of guys out there walk around with a low level of self esteem only because they feel that they are just not good enough. But you see this is what it's all about. No one is perfect and women feel that a guy is perfect if he is confident in his own skin even with his flaws.

Follow your own path- This means that you should not be concerned about what others think or have to say about you. Someone else's opinion should not determine how you feel about yourself or someone else should not define how you must live your life. Having this quality will naturally draw women towards you because this is something very hard to find in average guys.

Being able to deal with your emotions- Emotional control is the most important quality you must have if you ever want girl to like you. Do you know the reason why girls are naturally attracted to guys who have a leader like attitude? They see such guys as emotionally strong and that's who they want to be around. Women simply can not stand guys who are all confused and look towards other people to get the answers to their life.

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Op a gal will usually love u for d weakest of reasons u can fink of....I've once had a gal loved me becos of d way I eat (I don't know how to use fork and knife so na hand I dey take tear meat/chicken etc) anoda loved me cos I'm shy (sed she finds it cute) so just be you. If ure shy, be shy, if ure rough, be rough....just be urself.

"I love u" is a statem not a question dat requires a response. Grow up dude.