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Kolababe:
A lady called Uzoma Precious, has sparked outrage online after saying she should be raped if she agrees to go to Dubai with a guy and refuses to have sex with him. While some online users saw the post as a joke, others have blasted the lady for making such a pricey joke. See her post and the responses it got, after the cut.

Well sex isn't everything Thu, but some gals feels dats all a guy ever wants.
That was how a gal spoilt my laptop and wen I asked for d money to fix it....she started undressing saying let's av sex and u forget it....am like "u dey mad? Madam go fix my lappy, craze dey worry u?" and she went to her room and gave me money for it.

Gals see sex as an emotional connection....trust me excluding the ones dat u obviously bargain prices with....before a gal will agree to UnCloth and av sex with u, she must av connected with u on an emotional level....at dat moment.

StupidYorubaFool:
my fiancé came over to my apartment 2 weeks ago and whilst we were on the zenith of romance, I sucked her puzzy.....
she shrieked, screamed and giggled......
she then told me that almost all the ladies have a proclivity for MouthAction....
she said i propelled her to cloud 9 and that whenever she's in the office she keeps reminiscing about it and it do appears afresh in her memory and thus a nostalgia worth reminiscing...
though I didn't enjoy it though but was compelled to suck her cos I love her and she was so hygienic and clean down there with a favourable scent...
she'll be visiting on Sunday again and anticipates a repetition of the same act...

ladies why do you really prefer oral to penetration...

matured comments pls.

Be licking pvssy upandan u hear? Ever heard of cancer of the throat? Do u know if ur gf is banging anoda diick? And d oda guy is nutting inside her? She will now come to u and she lick it I prefer Dan to ur diick....ju-man.

Op u av a point its happens to 80% of gals dat fix weavons....especially when u hug dem, or ure on d same bike and dey sitting in front of u....OMG.
I wonder y gal can't go natural. Ur hair is d last tin we even admire on u.
I hardly see a nigger who see a gal and go gaga saying "oh gal I like ur hair o" naaaaaa.....we don't.....so quit d smelly hair abeg. Plaint d damn thin.

Hadez:
Err... It's me again.

This time around I really wanna know what so wrong in 'friend zoning' a male friend like you guys on Nairaland so detest?

I mean, Is it wrong for a girl to want to have a male friend who she doesn't want to date or be intimately familiar with?

Every post on this zoning thingy I've read on here got me cracking and wondering the perception of the guys because honestly I don't see the big issue in it. The girl probably sees the guy as a friend or a brother, so what' is wrong about it? She must not date every guy na? Hian!

Guys oh, come and answer clearly so that we can understand your stance.

I actually don't av a problem been a female's just friend...but wen u start talking abt taking u out for lunch, buying u stuffs, running errands for u, u start reporting ur bf to me.....I'll be like "se craze is worrying u in d breast ni"

Ur diick doesn't need to be long to hit her cervix (wat dey feel as womb), wen u fold her knees towards her shoulders u'll also hit it....d pvssy is only 4" deep. So ur points are weak.

GiaGunn:

See as u just fine anyhow....u just fine scatter, just fine illegally, u just fine wickedly, just fine selfishly, just fine like say na only waka come.....can I get to know u? I live at 51 iweka road onitcha....its a popular address.

1) They are loyal: there's a saying amongst gals dat "a broke guy is always loyal"....I laff, a broke guy actually cheats more Dan a rich guy. A broke guy isn't really interested in love, he just wanna use every opportunity to better himself and sometimes dat includes jumping frm one rich gal to anoda.

2) They are dirty and ugly: dats a huge lie, broke guys are usually d best dressed guys, dats Deir market value, any available money goes to Deir upkeep....dey dress to d teeth to impress a potential rich chick who will fall for dem and Takia of dem while dey keep up Deir false appearance of wealth.

3) They are better in bed: they are only good wen it comes to forking...but dey don't av timme for lovemaking, caressing and all d oda stuffs gals like, dey just bang u and dey off.

4) They don't av future ambitions: they actually do, infact dey av a gal dey love somewhere, u don't know abt who gingers and cheers dem up and tell dem dey gonna make it some day. They av Deir lives and future all planned out.

5) They come from poor homes: not all broke guys come frm poor home, some actually left Deir comfort zone to forge out a different life for demselves, while some are just disguising to get a gal who will love dem for who dey are....while some av been disowned by Deir wealthy fathers....but non d less, dey are usually frm wealthy homes.

Smallville10:
Fast and Furious 1-7... I would never stop watching this movie, even if they have part 15 i go still watch am over and over

Transport 1-3... Jason na one guy i always want to see on screen. He's just awesome, he's actually good with those skills in real life... Na ma boss be dat

Pacific rim... This one goes beyond us, i understand that movie on a different level

80 days around d world... Jackie chan is one guy i most not miss any of his movies. This movie is beautiful

Brick mansion... I just dont want dis one to end. Its one movie that shows d beauty of late Walker.

Mission impossible: Rouge nation... This one is out of dis world, just awesome. Tom cruise na criminal aye

Mad max- Road of fury... Just go and watch it... People can sacrifice thier life for nothing. Lol

The raid... Abeg if u no like blood dont ever watch it. Its d bloodiest movie ever made

The expendibles 1-3... Make i no talk

GI joe... Those guys are incredible

World war z... It inspired me to write a story JUNE 6th

I never get tired of "jade fire on fire" dat biitch can handle a pole well....she's got the best action in d game!

OLisaMacaulay:
I had a girl friend we met on Facebook and we started dating recently, I discover she is cheating on me, I try talking sense to her but you decline,I love her
and I don't wanna loss her.
please friends what should I do?

That ugly gal is cheating on u?
Grab ur balls and throw dem away...pls do it fast.

U had sex with a gal u met 3 mnths ago without a CD? I'd be more concerned abt my HIV status if I were u....nigger who does dat?

JLopez:
ok mr high orientation

U don't av sense joor....u just wanna trend. Enjoy d fame!

TheSpecial0ne:
You didn't remove the waterproof on the screen when u bought it right?

I dint remove anything o....is dat y its peeling?

JLopez:
a guy who dosnt give u anythjng while dating u wunt give u shishi wen he becomes ur husband .
It's not my money Bt sharing is part of love.. U can't claim to love me and see am in need of something and still turn ur face away.. Love isn't stingy

Ur orientation is too low abeg....waka!

Maychang:
its the same guy that would want you to look hot so he can brag abt u to his friends.

Many guys are missyn the point. its not about the money. its the care and love. one of the ways of showing love is by giving gifts. it works any day any time.

Any man that is stingy to you while dating, will be stingy when you married.

Who says we wanna brag abt ur brokeass to our frnds As a matter of fact we ridicule u amongst our frnds since we d one who paid for ur hair, clothes and all....we only brag abt a gal who's got her life togeda....wats dere to brag abt a leech?

JLopez:
can u get out of my thread?

Don't go and hustle....be looking for a man dat will be working and giving u money....like say pvssy don hard to find sotee I go come dey pay one mumu gf allawee to fork.

JLopez:
a guy who dosnt give u anythjng while dating u wunt give u shishi wen he becomes ur husband .
It's not my money Bt sharing is part of love.. U can't claim to love me and see am in need of something and still turn ur face away.. Love isn't stingy

Gal ure a broke biitch...u aint looking for love....u need HELPER. Simple.

emmchi:
Why not take it to lg service centre @ apapa

Like how much will it cost?

Laveda:
And he has a car/the money?

My dear dump him and run..

As u bi like man so...u sef dey advice person to dump man Wonders shall never end.

Wat is any gf's business with wateva a bf does with HIS money...imagine talk asif its ur money...wat happens to making ur own money and spending it on URSELF So cos am dating u I MUST spend on u, cos ure doing me a favour by been my gf abi? If I spend on my gf or not is my choice and decision to make.

Don't know the title but it goes Thu:
"wa sa rin wa...wa sa rin wa, olorun ife...olorun ife...a ju meji lo, a ju meji lo, a ju meta lo, a ju meta lo"

emmchi:
Are you base in Lagos?

Yes I'm based in lagos...ojo area.

The screen of my LG10 series TV is peeling off, its 32inch...and I need it fix. Where and who can do dat and wats my bill?

U must be an idiot....u seriously want to fork anoda guy's gf? Ure a sissy...uve got no class! I feel like killing u.

Was wen I told a gal "I love u" and she replied "awwwwww tank u"....I felt like hurting her.

asuo27:
@ number 4...it is said that once you have reasons for loving someone, it's no longer true love cos once you don't seem to notice the reasons...you stop loving.

U av a point gal...d moment u av a reason for loving someone its infatuation.

1) A woman has the ability to love multiple people at d same time, but on different levels and intensity. That's y a mother can love her husband, kids, all @ once.

2) Its usually d silliest/smallest of things dat makes a woman fall in love.

3) 90% don't believe dey are beautiful...it only makes dem feel good for abt 5mins wen told and dey are bk to feeling ugly.

4) 80% of them can't figure out why they love the guy dey are in love with, they try to explain d reasons to Deir frnds but words fails dem.

5) 70% of the times, dey are aving sex simply to please us, not becos dey want it.

Fvckboy is a guy whose destiny in life is to get into ur pants....here's how to spot one:

1) He starts a conversation with u on social media and immediately starts using terms like "hottie", "sexy", "ass", etc with u.

2) He is always asking u to come meet him at his house.

3) Even if u insist on meeting out...he will fix d time late in d nite so u won't be able to go ohm and suggest its safer if u sleep over at his place.

4) He always intentionally allows u see his erection tru his jeans.

5) 90% of ur conversations are about sex.

bbmpin:
I don't see any joysticks in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fcking mouth

You are a clown with the mental might of a lizard!

aimless recycled poo, You are an unequivocally incompetent hemorrhoid # vacant mind!

oh and dont bother i wont reply woefully inept miscreant

Werey for ur mind u don speak big grammar? Arindi....anyways lemme break it down for ur cement head to assimilate...at d end of d post I never sed "oya post ur opinions"....so am wonder y u posted urs....but den it hits me, wen one is a fool...even d highest level of education can't eradicate d foolishness. So goan be watch ur cartoons or zee world or wateva d fork girlish tinz u do and leave d post for we real G's to discuss.

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]This ur chocolate fresh and soft boobsi is giving me serious konji can I drinkk u? [/color]

Hey nigger get our of dere...u see me talking to her first....no bring dat hand o