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She is just afraid of injections, not necessarily for the kid.

Kolababe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgIw9ocrdY

The world is coming to an end! From people selling their flesh for money to others having sex in broad day light. We really need a saviour. A video making the rounds on social media shows this Hot Kenyan couple were caught having sex in a bush after a church service. The two seem to have been on a dry spell and while the preacher was conducting the summon, they were thinking of how they were to quench their thirst.

After church, they made a stealth detour into a nearby bush to partake of each other's forbidden fruit. Unluckily, they were caught by a group of young men as they were bonking in the throes of passion. The angry youths stopped the couple mid-coitus and started questioning them. They were hard pressed to explain why they chose not to book a lodging to quench their thirst. The crowd beat the couple like dogs leaving them with some flesh wounds and other minor injuries. The sad part is that the youths focused too much on the woman and even forced her to put on her customised church headgear with a cross sign while they blasted her with flogging

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/06/blog-post.html

Nigeria sef with jungle justice, what is their business where they choose to have sex? Provided they don't contravane any laws.

goodfornothing:
A lot of you guys are used to fucking and dumping girls like they have no other value as human beings. But there's just one thing you can't try without getting duly punished by the god of Karma: promise them marriage and fail after sleeping with them.
God would punish you and nature would reject you! You would lead a cursed life and your death would come slow but extremely painful. Just try and see.

Abeg go back to sleep jor. So all those playboys are leading terrible lives and die slowly too? If your sister was played don't come here crying like it's the worst thing ever done. How about girls that do same to guys or girls that sleep with rich married men while awaiting the marriage promise of a young boy, will your karma theory still work? Shiooo.

gabby227:
Good day, pls am doing creative writing in my project, it is more of collection of poems. Am to write 60poems though i have written 40 i need 20 more, i dnt know if you can help me out. I need new poems not an already existing one. Hoping to get ur reply soon

What is the theme of the poems or just about any would do?

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Very easily so, but no news about Fulani herdsmen 'disarmament'. Hope Buhari is truly not a bigot tyrant?

Hope told her not to misbehave too.

jheed:
Nice I actually agree with u but it has some disadvantages

Of course in life, everything has its pros and cons.

bjhaid:
as per theft, password can't help cos the thief will flash d phone, as a sharp guy i use lookout anti-virus to secure my phone

You don't get it do you? A thief will always flash the phone to use it, but if it is open he could get access to some very private information you would mind strangers seeing. How else do you think many sex videos get leaked on the Internet?

emekajerry:
dat password tyn na stress sef for me....imagine having to unlock my fone after evri 5-10mints of dormancy or pesin hold ur fone d nex tyn na "ur fine done lock unlock am". e deh tire me die

Mine locks 1 minute interval. It's easier these days that you don't have to type in the password but draw patterns or swipe in certain directions.

kingDELE:
Let me give u 1 reason y u should not password ur phone.



A guy in my area had accident, his phone was not on password, dat is how der check his last call. And locate his pple,. No body knws him in d scene....


God forbid, incase of emergency, who password go epp??

This is a one off case (of which we don't pray for). There're always ways to either identify or reach relatives. When you get mugged and realise that you just sent sensitive information via your phone and it's not locked, you won't find it funny bro.

dozmandon:
Where he at tho?

He was based at Agbor, in Delta State. He was a very rich and popular 419er in his hay days aka Chief Ebubedike before the money started dwindling. Yes he was rich enough to prize 'Merit' away from many other rich suitors as she was a star in her own right. May the good Lord comfort those he left behind to mourn him.

We have very many reasons to password protect our devices, these are some the main ones.

1. Friends
We all have that one nosy friend who wants to poke his/her nose into everything you’re doing. They ask, and if you deflect their inquiry, some persist while some even go as far as investigate albeit illegally. So locking your device might prevent unwanted prying into your business from friends and even enemies in friends clothing.


2. Family
For the married folks, you discover that one needs not spread every dirty linen in public. Children become irascible, extended family members become over bearing at times. So restricted access to your device might save you some embarrassment from family members and even children who may inadvertently stumble into very sensitive materials or information.


3. Children
This is just like the child lock for vehicles or parental guidance for the TV. Children can be mischievous at times. Once they discover an app they like in your device, they keep running it till your battery runs out irrespective of the power situation. So in order to monitor their use of your device, you need to password it.


4. Colleagues
At work, some colleagues are actually competitors. Marketers who need to meet certain targets can bear witness to that. Some can steal your clients, others that are jealous could derail incentives coming your way or stand in your way to promotions via correspondence they might obtain from your device if not locked.


5. Chats & Adult content
For those who deal in adult content, it is actually very necessary to have your device locked as anyone could just get hold of your device, and trust Nigerians with their prying nature, the first point of call is your videos and pictures after your messages. I mean, it’s a terrible attitude, but most people just like reading peoples chats, SMS etc. like it is theirs. I hate it. Even spouses should at least have little privacy, not total but little. Unrestricted access to your device could make your relationship sour and your pastor watch your porn in church!


6. Theft
This is actually one of the most important reason. Everyone would have at one time or the other misplaced or had his/her device stolen. In such cases, there is no way to ask the new owner or bearer not to delve into what you have inside. Many people have their codes for banks, schools, businesses etc. in their devices. These come in very handy to robbers who snatch your devices to have access to your bank accounts or worse things. Could even lead to blackmailing via the contents one could have in the device as was obtained some time ago with those telecoms staffers that went to frolic Dubai then misplaced their phone. So it is very important to password your device in that regard.


7. Battery and Keyboard
I once went to visit a lady and the mum. While there with all the churchous gist and what have you, I observed that I was hearing a mourning sound attributed to adult movies. On close observation, I noticed that my phone was actually the source of the sound and on bringing out my device, it was playing the hot raunchy video live. Thankfully my hosts didn’t notice as the volume was on low and I had to struggle to just put the phone off. Just imagine stuff like that happened while in a bible school or prayer meeting. Also, you could dial numbers by just sitting down or press a key by so doing thereby draining your battery, but if the device was locked, none of these will happen.

Tomorrow you will see a corpse with a dane gun besides it. They will tell you he was killed in a gun duel.

sample042:
Lalasticlala, seun and mynd44... What's my crime of not getting to Frontpage?


I have lots of insightful threads but u guys refused moving any to fp. Maybe I should call maheeda, miss Sahara or a snake to appease u for my sake.
Cheers!

Abeg just do d needful!

Like this old over recycled made up story?

ogashman:
In 2012,the Nigeria national petroleum corporation (NNPC),advertised vacant positions open for recruitment of unemployed Nigerian youths into the corporation.many people applied.I also applied.after applying, we waited with high hopes that sooner than later we were going to be contacted to come for aptitude test.this did not happen until November 2014;over 2 years after applying for the job.finally,on 6th December, we wrote the aptitude test at various centers across the nation.later in February, 2015 those shortlisted for interview were notified by the consultancy firm dat handled the recruitment process,through txt msgs.the prospective interviewees were told that a time and date for the interview would be communicated in due time.subsequently,wen the polity was heated up due the forthcoming elections,another round of text mgs were sent;telling us to hold-on as they(consultancy firm),re constrained and re putting some logistics in place to ensure a smooth process. that a new date will be made known to us.this was the last we heard from them(both NNPC n the consultancy firm).after the elections which PDP lost,it seemed the whole process have been suspended not minding the huge resources govt spent.
I really need answers from those in the know,as to wat has become our fate regarding this.
I could remember vividly wat one elderly nnpc staff who supervised the exam told us.he said they were going to retire DAT year and we re the ones to replace them,DAT we should put in our best.
and I'm tempted to ask;ve they not retired yet?
if they ve,who re those used to replace their various positions?
I also know that people retire every year from the nnpc.and since 2012,no recruitment has be done(except it was done behind the scene).re they telling us that they ve not or do not intend to replace the retired NNPC staff?

some of us spent huge amt of money travelling down to our various exam centres.we spent and energy.
all these can not just be wasted for nothing at least.

Take a cue from the CBN recruitment scam. APC want their share of the employment things. It's not far fetched.

So what was the essence of the strike? What was achieved? Has the price been reduced or reverted? Or did the ruling party give their usual excuse for not reducing nor reverting it? Nigeria, there was a country.

twentyk:
i did not read it but has he been giving the 500 million .....wow

Why would you read it when you were in a hurry to comment first?

writetopoker:
I even detest people when they can't even help themselves, I was only trying to encourage people like you who are giving up hope on this program.
kemi & ifebazz were where you 2014 when struggled on this forum with real men like puntersmind and the rest. for your info, by the grace of God I am abe to employ 3 people(1 on salary, 2 on training) in my pharmaceutical biz in enugu, ok, Sonnest in sme few months I will be a dad.

The last time I commented on this forum was 2015 around March due to some backlog ok.

So, if you are looking for where to unleash your irrational anger pls take it to pmb, not me.

Am too busy right now.

Firstly it's "where were you" & not "were where you". Secondly, I don't think anyone is taking it out on you, if you couldn't get the most of what others wrote, you can only asked to be put in the know. Finally, even if you own a big fake drug production business and probably going to be a dad, well I'd say you are not the first businessman nor the first dad. For your information, I have two so don't go yapping about it like it's big news and others don't have anything. Congratulations in advance for your next responsibility of being a dad.

melya:
What's this man trying to say, did he forgot that majorly of the ss se are lazy people who only believe in drinking and womanizing?can you tell me any one thing a drunkard can control, the so called northerners u mention that owned that bloc didn't owned it free of charge but with their efforts and strength to work anywhere without being lazy.

Chai... your foolishness sticks out like a sore foot. Continue.

It's not news nau, but only Zombies will see equity in it because they always have an excuse in hand for every stupid thing their party people do.

writetopoker:
The presidency has released details of the 2016 budget to the public. The budget was signed into law on May 6th. Continue to see more details after the cut..

counting 6lines up from thd bottom, GIS is well captured. I think a little more patient is the key

Is it by capturing GIS? What normally concerns budget with salaries if not naivety of a government? According to those guys, "who capture epp"?

Why did she have to be this ugly?

So Mr Fashola aka Minister of Darkness, how come we are paying more for what is obviously a worse case scenario?

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

Ooh, so women are any better, si?

I am yet to see PDP as a party, play the opposition role. It's opposition that keeps the government in power on their toes, but instead these ones are busy stashing away their many looted funds to were eye cannot see. They are yet to give their own stand in terms of the twists and turns going on in the country. PDP should just go extinct.

What are they opposing, themselves or ruling party? All PDP members should just bury their heads in shame and shut up. They are nothing but greedy over fed looters who doesn't see any reason to oppose APC only to cry foul when they are disturbed from peacefully spending their looted funds.

mrvitalis:
Education, education is the key
Read book una say no... .. .. our oil mentality
Can any one put his life on the line and prove this statement??

Smh for this people following hear say with no basses

You're obviously less educated than many of them as your lack of information reeks from a distance.

When I said it on another thread, one zombie was telling me that the Avengers didn't know what wanted. It is obvious that the oil blocks are owned by Northerners and ex military men and their cronies. The awareness is coming up gradually and soon they will not be able to buy only the corrupt traditional rulers alone. They will soon need to accost the youths and people at large of the area who are the ones being affected by the oil exploration. You want peace, but you don't want justice ba? Get ready for war then.

djlawex02:
Nonsense, because of 3k.

I wouldn't blame you much. God is Good motors is probably your closest to flights. If you had been delayed or deplaned, you might have known that the man who could afford flight fare + extra 3k could afford to let it go but was pissed with the irascible attitudes of the Arik management and staff.
Receive sense!

topkuma:
He doesn't need to gaga like that,he knows the rule

What rules? If these airlines disappoint you eh, you will do more than him.