₦airaland Forum

calculator123:
if b=a then a-a in the formula ewuald zero chikina

Maybe you didn't follow the example I gave. Suppose p+q=1; 2x^2-x+4=0 is same as 2x^2-px-qx+4=0.
If the able is true then that is true also.

Osihgen:
I want to know the number of missed calls you feel you can give a person without being a pest because many people end up giving you loads of missed calld without realising that they are disturbing. For me sha, I think 2 is enough.

Try 69. Works always.

Hapuya:
The only this post did was make me proud of my naija people. I thot Internet has Damaged everybody! Too see people holding very abstract mathematical discussion on a social forum like this is what they do all the time in this difficult times in our lives is very damn impressive! I don't care if everybody is wrong, it is the ability to even attempt a mathematical discourse (with most of on hungry stomachs) is what impresses me to hell! Hope is not lost for naija

I proposed a Maths room seems no one including the operators were interested. Youths are now only interested in what Genevive is wearing to wash her car or the colour of Davido's shoes or throwback picture of one stupid celebrity who virtually contributes nothing to their lives order than making more money off their more stupidly.

MabraO:
How come d nemerator didn't equal the denomerator for it to be 10sqare - 10 square over 10squareb - 10square

It's called convenient manipulation. Provided if sums up. The only illogical thing is 0/0. Denominators of zero exploding if it tends to zero very fast.

darknez:
It was creative but he got it wrong at the point where he applied the difference of two squares on the same base.

To use the difference of two squares, the base needs to be different. That is:

a² - b² = (a+b)(a-b)

Not

a² - a²

Here b=a.

cupid1:
He started failing it from the point where he struck out 10 and -10,the 10 on top is supposed to equate to -1 when divided by -1 which when put into the equation, will give you 19/10.
And secondly, you cant stricke out numbers that way. They are in brackets in their own different equations i.e an equation in an equation.
So my point is, the person who provided this so called 'proof' is a dullard

I think you are not seeing the logic. He did it very mathematically and right.10 is a factor of 100 which follows. Just look better ways to counter his Lemma, not by insulting him.
Stems from this logic: if p+q=1, then it is true to write x^2+x-2=0 as x^2+(p+q)x-2=0 and x^2+px+qx-2=0

chowlade:
1. They wants their Woman to give them a BJ, Dick sucking, Ass licking e.t.c. Listen up guys all the Mamas of Africa of the ancient including your Mothers and grand Mothers did not suck Dicks. Cause we are not in America, but we are in Nigeria. so this annoying traits you watched on films from the Western countries(are from Sodom & Gomoras) are not in a typical african Woman spiritual being beside God is not in support of it.

2.They think relationship is all about sex. My friend if you are one, expect ur heart to be broken multiple times before you change the notion

3.Smoking/Drinking When you know youself as a periodic smokers/drinker, you should date/court a woman of your type. some hides it and impregnate a woman before they come out of their shell as a pot head husband, leaving the innocent woman in her nightmare.

4.They kick there woman out of her matrimonial homes whenever there is dispute in their relationships knowing fully she has no place to go.

5.They takes unclad pictures of their woman and leaks it on social media. in America is a felony.

6.Cheating on their woman while trying to prevent their woman from doing the same.

7. Intentionally Hurting the woman and they will start to watch her reactions

8. Tellling all sort of lies to get a woman. Don't they know that what's hidden today will be disclosed tomorrow?

9. Most Nigerian man don't cook or assist their woman in the kitchen hmm.u leave d house duties to your woman and you think you are the man(serious concern) why

10. Lastly, Disobedience. They don't take corrections from a woman.
Pls add yours

11. Not buying their wives / girlfriend Brighter Grammar. (very annoying)

At some point, I don't know if you were writing in English or pigin English. My advice to you is to stick to one next time. It makes for better readability.
That noted, INEC nor try. Them suffer man pikin that time finish come dey talk plenty tori. Some States and LGA bosses deposit the money into personal accounts making CBN freeze their account because some of their account nor fit chest that kind big money. Nah part of the reasons for the delay bros. Them just dey talk say this and that to cover them nyash.

Lies. And lies. And more lies.

Nah PHD textbook you want buy for 300k? In fact na snake supposed eat you up sef.

Tvegas:
So Sad,in few years time my countrymen will not be shamefully executed this way again. With our support GMB will develop an economy that works for everyone.Hopefully.

I thought I read Australia and Brazil citizens too, so those ones economy are bad too that's why they went into drugs?
Admin should probably caption some topics as 'think before you post'.

kefedmayor:
To d best of my knowledge ur man started it for very long timx since he was a 17 yrs so dat has become a part of his life.But u can only help him by meeting a strong man of God. It has be possessed by evil spirit frm his fun

Hmm all these holier than thou people sha, so nothing occurs naturally again in life without evil spirit helping out? Moreover if there are 'strong men of God' how do we know and avoid the weak ones?
A brother is being sex starved you're here talking about being possessed. Did she tell you she only allows him sex once or twice a week? Did she tell you her veegee is so large babies can jump out? Some women are so terrible in bed, it takes mental masturbation for a guy to come.
Please....

Firstly, you seem confused about their supposed status; dating or Married? If they're married, the complaint is coming a shade too late as she was supposed to have done that during the dating cum courtship period.
Secondly, what is disgusting about your husbands semen? Why pretend like she didn't suck and lick it in her hay days? Making it feel like it's one terrible thing whereas if he lacks it, she'd also run here whining about low sperm count of the man.
Thirdly, I'm not saying it is the norm to spill semen on a lady during sex but, well it maybe the kinky thing he loves, and you know it! Everybody have kinky things they do, you yourself have. (you probably fart in his face before sex for all we know ).
By inference, I'd say you might not be exciting him enough during sex that's why he has to resort to masturbation. If a man is well sexed, you become his fantasy. Open up to him in all departments and hold nothing back. All your orifices should be his for the asking and watch him spill his beans before he thinks of coming out!
If symptoms persists after recommendations, please start peeing on him after sex, works like magic.

Nigeria, promoting mediocrity since the days of Ahmadu Bello. I'd like to see all the 'non tribalistic' Southwesterners who voted Osibanjo not cos he's a Yoruba to stand up against mediocrity in this issue.
I'm yet to see where federal character doesn't play a role apart from when the Northerners and Southwesterners want to head all oil blocks and parastatals. It's always convenient then to look the other way, just like this issue when we shamelessly agitate openly for mediocrity based on federal character.
We're not really ready for change, was just a campaign slogan to push another out in my opinion.

clubone0501:
like I always say...university education isn't for everyone. ..it shouldn't be cheap...it shouldn't be easy to get into...if it is cheap it should only aspired by the A list of students.


Nonsense

In your feeble mind, you think cultists are children of the poor ain't it?
You need to get back into school, that's if you once went. Do you not know that it is the rich that can afford to pay their way into school these days? Pay for WAEC, UME and Post UME. The few poor ones have to be intelligent, which comes with hard work are mosttimes bribed out of their opportunity to get into school.
So chief, have a rethink.

Of course, there would have been many 'praise the Lords ' and 'hallelujahs' and 'it is the Lords doing ' and etc.
No pastor will ask what does your husband even do to earn such mansion nor how long he has been working to have accumulated such amount to own it.
It's of course what we want to hear in churches we attend in order to ascertain the existence of God there.
Good radiance to bad tidings.

Take Nairaland as a case study. The rooms you see the ladies popping up their heads are in feeble discussions like ; Funke wore white skirts, Joseph brushed his teeth this morning, imagine what Denrele wore to the bathroom, Genevive in a red blouse at night etc. That's how busy the ladies are.
If they mistakenly graduate from clothes and shoes, they pop up in say religion ; where is it in the bible, see what a pastor's wife wore to church etc.
I guess that forms about 70% of their 'non-idle' state.

tosyne2much:
A pastor once said giving head as a chronic christian is a sinful act

All I know is that, Nigerians condemn some acts without Bible reference to back up their claims

Bros must you require a bible reference to back up every thing you do in life?
Do you require a bible reference to tell you to eat when you are hungry? Or to take bike when the traffic is tight and you're running late for work?
I just wonder sometimes whether God gave us senses just to wait on others' opinions.
The first comment nailed it. Mutual agreement, by the couple, not adultery nor funication. Do anal, BDSM, masochism, voyeurs, bondage etc provided it's in mutual agreement. Haba....

Johngreat:
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Supposed to be the best, but GLO network is classical shite. You have move from room to parlour, dodge the chair, climb the table, go to the terrace and raise your hands in worship just to get network.

Ilekeh:
Politics of tribalism and backwardness in the SS/SE.




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Oh, the SW is the better right?
The real meaning of Yoruba is 'betrayal'.

Omo Mr Soon-to-be President, I'm expecting 'miracles' ooh. In case you didn't know, let your cohorts tell you because they expected same from Jonathan. Hence be ready to turn water into wine and turn Nigeria to Canada in 6 months.
We are watching.

Some reasons why women are overly gullible.
1. Insecurity. A writer, Marie Corielie wrote in her book 'Sorrows of Satan', "a woman has no right of choice, she's to go to where she can be best maintained ". Any iota of promise to this effect have an electrifying effect on women.
2. Age. Once age start catching up with them, they realise that roses are not forever red. Tell them to eat lizards they will oblige.
3. Fairy tale. They like living fairy lives. They build up fantasies in their minds eye and any thing that points in that direction must be correct.
4. Family background. Many have parents who have so indoctrinated their wards that they hardly think by themselves. These ones would confide in a pastor ahead of the spouse.
5. Nature. I think nature has its own hand in this. Even in the time of Jesus, it is the women who always were ready to believe, without doubting what Jesus said to the people. Well, I think that the only plus I see in their being gullible.

I know there must be some other good reasons, feel free to enrich the list with your good thoughts.

please link to obtain it. thanks.

Awoofawo:
When the stable one is out hala me..... I somehow like window 8.1 thou..

Main reason I want to upgrade to Windows 10 is because since I got my windows 8.1 my FIFA 14 button configuration have refused to normalise (shoot turns to long pass, pass become shoot etc) despite downloading available hardware drivers. I use a Lenovo ThinkPad SL510.

netmillionaires:
u will never understand no matter how it is explained to u. I hate to argue with people like U. U tell them the truth and they will start attacking U instead of attacking the subject of the discussion.
No church preach those things as doctrine. It is just man following their desire while church refuses to caution them because of the fear of losing their members. Even the bible talked about decency.
Using Ipad to preach it not a sin believe it if U want to. I can't force U to.
Back to your talk about eating of meat. During the last Supper, Jesus directive when he broke the bread was THIS IS MY BODY, TAKE AND EAT. It is like saying take my body and eat it. Very simbolic! This is to make it clear to you that there is nowhere in the Bible that states that man must not eat Jesus body but to eat it. It is simbolic. Now people are saying meat should not be eaten because it is like eating Jesus body. That is very wrong.
U should say,' I don't eat meat as a way of abtinence from what I love most' it is like saying I am fasting which is OK. But people who doesn't do it should not be seen as sinning. The Bible say'Let him that eat,eat and let him that eat not eat not'. It is sin in itself to judge he that eat or he that eat not... My hand ache

Matter of fact, you're the one attacking me, and I don't think the Mother Church have condemned members and non members alike for not adhering, she only encourages her members as part of fasting observations.

netmillionaires:
There is nothing wrong in using the bible to preach. Where in the bible is the Bible as a book been used to preach? This is just an advance in technology. In the days of Christ, the word of God is in a Scroll. Imagine U want to read Genesis. U will keep unwinding till ur hand ache. The bible as U have it today was developed to make reading the bible more easier. Likewise it was put into an Electronic device for mobility reason. The arguement about using Ipad is because of some people who might be surfing the net instead of reading the Bible. Is the gospel been preached through TV during the time of Christ! No! That it is been preached through TV this days is not anti-Christ. When Jesus talked about the Gospel been preached all over the world He already saw advent of technology.
Eating of meat on this day and that is just a tradition of man. It doesn't bring man any closer to God.

So what does, fancy clothes and frying of hair and mini skirts and private jets and fighting over right to own a church and coaxing people to donate their life saving and divorce in the church etc right? Because those are the new traditions of churches being meted out to their members.

Alexk2:
as long as the bible didnt call it a sin or ungodly to eat meat on good friday, it is wrong for anybody or group or body to make it a standard doctrine.
calling what is holy, unholy is the doctrine of men....check matt.23 for better understanding on how it affect pple in general...

abt ipad for preaching, those who use it are interested in the bible content of it...other points are easily explained without controversy.

You guys so love to interpret the bible verses to suit your arguments. It was only iPad you saw in my examples, you conveniently didn't see Pastors frying their hair. Might not see Pastors buying private jet too nor politics in church nor idolatry of money nor other ills in today's world, it is an act conceived purely with the aim of making people revere God that you guys will see to criticise.
These are the reasons why Jesus wept.

ebukaOtika:
Ok lets go

Neno Quod non habet.

You can't give what you don't have!

Alexk2:
To me, it is not just superstitious but may be ungodly to make that a doctrine...where can we find that in the bible?
that is purely the doctrine of men.

If you start looking for everything you practice as a Christian in the bible, you go old pass Metusella. We might firstly look for where in the bible iPad was used to preach, or rabbis fry their hair or where it says you should close your eyes to pray.
Any practice that is not contrary to the will of God should be encouraged. Practices that helps to endear people to God be encouraged.
Keep looking for the intestine of ant, you will miss the mark.

djmask:
For ur info...I worked in osun state last year election. I worked in Ilesa West Local Government while I was rounding up as a student of OAU. And this year am in Rivers state. Obio Akpor Local Govt as Apo 1....Ward 4. So I know what u are yapping about. If u expect Jega to give u all the money allocated to the election, why not say so, since that will guarantee ur safety.

Dude, I'm not insinuating the money will guarantee safety, I'm saying no amount of money can. The stress is much more than the stipend that they don't know how much will be paid till now and when.

About 11pm last night, about three gunmen stormed into African Church Primary School shooting sporadically. The event occurred say about 20 minutes the police patrol team left the vicinity. They were shouting "Gimme the materials....".
Yours faithfully had to run for safety when the nearest dude was pinned to the ground with glimmering pump action guns. In the wake of the 'filagha filatable' many people lost belongings ranging from phones to shoes etc.
I can assure you that nobody was hurt by them directly but by stampeding.

bellabae:
you are high and stupid for that statement

Your idiosyncracy is limitless. Are you not the stupid one to concern yourself with people petty life? You make what somebody wear your trouble, then expect everyone to cue into your grave stupidity. Stupendously stupid of you.
I don't know her, I don't even give a rats ass about her. For all I care, go lick her big butt if it gives you orgasm.