₦airaland Forum

kenex4ever:
Op, u need to b doing a lot of pre-sex activities, and also learn how to hold urself from reaching climax too soon. U need to learn it like ur life depends on it.

Like holding yourself from climax is involuntary, right?

ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anything for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife

Contact me, I think I might just have the solution for your case.

Unblockable:
How una see their pictures? Buhari's Aide-De-Camp, ML Abubakar and Jonathan's Ojogbane Adegbe.

1st Pix is Buhari's ADC while the 2nd is that of Jonathan.

Maybe you should do more justice by bringing like pictures and not biased ones for comparison. One is a portrait while the other a motion picture.
No basis for comparison at all.

Mamode14:
why must u comment like a fool

Look inwards if you're looking for the definition of a fool.

Mbkite:
He was so shocked when he saw a positive pregnancy test result in the room of the lady he wants to marry. The result shows that the test was conducted 7months ago, after he started dating her. This simply implies she aborted the pregnancy and lied to him never to have had abortion. He is really confused and has lost trust in her, but he still loves her.
NOTE: He has not slept with her for even a day.
What should he do to format what he saw from his memory and continue with the lady? Is this likely to affect his attitude towards the lady in the nearest future?

Matured advice please....

I hate mortal lies. Venial ones, okay, but not mortal lies. A lady like that could conceal a child from you only for you to discover that the little girl that call her "aunty" is actually her daughter.
I keep complaining about her cunning women are, a lot more than men, just that they're masters in the act of deception and appeal to pity. Not all women though. We have some sweet ones that you can lay down your life for.
For the issue on ground, you can snap the copy of the result then accost her neutrally to ascertain if she is a perpetual liar. That's really what matters if you love her. The deed have been done. You need to know if she goes back to her vomit.

sweetgimbo:
you enjoy ur tenure while it last, because OGBORU is our true governor.

For all we care, you and your Urhubo wayo agenda can jump into Ethiope river. Delta North has come to stay. 16 years of abject thievery, bigotry, high handedness, total disregard for rule of law and you guys can still bask in shamelessness. Truely, God has not touched Delta state yet.

And not the finger thief Uduagan tried too hard to make it be. The worst state in Nigeria by corruption standard.

cramjones:
Read below:

-CramJones

I think I'm gonna like this Buhari guy. Really seems his not an average religious man who follows 'doctrine' hook-line-and-sinker. He just let anybody be, even the daughter to the chagrin of many religious bigots.

valencia25:
A patriotic Nigerian shared this on facbook.
Most people felt GMB shouldn't have eaten while GEJ and others refused to touch their foods but trust Baba, he did justice to the food.

What are your thoughts?

Cc: OAM4J, Ikenna351, Afam4eva

In my opinion, media (Social or whatever) should be left for non-nitwits. All these imbeciles who jump to their phones at every opportunity to Sahararize everything and anything should be sent to school of common sense. Writing in senseless grammar to drive home mundane points is at the lease nauseating.
Dinner party they called it and some fools are there echoing what some broke-ass pastor seeking cheap popularity said about eating food in your dreams.
Nigeria!! Over 89% of us are still literally very illiterate.
Other people still do our thinking for us.

MaxNaija:
The fact is that the internet is full of advice. Sadly, it isn't easy to figure out which articles you can trust and which have been written to take advantage of you. Thankfully, the experts from MaxNaija who contributed to this article truly have the experience necessary to make the tips below trustworthy, so keep reading.

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1. Consider a less expensive option :
If you have your heart set on a more expensive laptop, consider a refurbished/used unit. Many shops offer these, and they often come with a fair warranty too, protecting you in many ways. This will save you thousands of naira you would have spent over a new laptop, while still offering you all the features and specifications of the model you truly want.

2. Cost Of Parts:

Laptops are often fairly expensive to repair. Since everything is jammed into a tight space, technicians have to be careful when they're taking them apart. Not to mention that laptops parts are more expensive since they have to be smaller and more condensed. So keep that in mind if you're looking to buy a laptop. So you don't buy a laptop whose part are difficult or impossible to replace when faulty.

3.Usage:

Avoid using your laptop computer on a soft surface, such as a pillow or bed. Setting your laptop on a soft surface blocks air flow that is supposed to flow through the ventilation holes on the bottom. This can cause your laptop to overheat. When using your laptop in bed, rest it on a book or other hard surface to allow for ventilation.

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[b]7. Long term budget :
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These tips have been crafted to help you purchase a new laptop without the headache your uneducated peers face.
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Very misleading topic. Should rather read 'how care for your laptop '.
What has ventilation got to do with buying a laptop? Or advice? Drab.

Buhari really looks sickly.

Mrbee21:
As for me,my answer would be that i love her as my mother and also love my dad as my father...i think that answers her question

As a teenager your concept of love shouldn't be much more than who provides Christmas clothing, school fees, DSTV, etc.

DrGroove:
Any child who loves his /her father more than mother


is






SICK



who can be compared to a mother?



Father that can abandon you at anytime, marry a new wife n have hundreds of you?

My mother first, my mother middle, my mother last


Father is just to provide money.. and once the child is able to fend for his/herself financially


Father is not of any use!

You must be a product of a broken home, where the mum jump from one 'uncle' to 'alhaji'. Else you'd know the sacrifice dad underwent to have you where you are.

Mothers always have a way of doing it, and they keep doing it albeit subliminally. They just sort of drum in their children subconscious that she is always the one that love and care about them more. Main reason? She's the one always around them. Especially if the family is going through some turmoil, the father is always the bad man, the no good for nothing dude who just sired them.

See those girls legs like catapult, chai. Na by force to wear short gowns? After them go dey find beauty compliments by all means. Yet all men are liars!!

They said it was not tribalistic to vote out Jonathan. Hmm, we still wonder what zoning has to do in Nigeria politics in this 'non tribalistic' era.

Table soccer.

Always posting inside car and hotel room pictures.

fredraf:
It all started since my secondary school days, influenced by bad friends we cultivated the habit of visiting sex workers popularly called (ASEWO) in my area. I found lot of pleasure in doing this dirty act to the extent I started bringing them home after my higher institution.

Right now i have met the woman I love and I wish to spend the rest of my life with, but I find it hard to stop visiting this sex workers despite she satisfies me.

I don't just know what to do keep my self from the ugly scene am planning to settle down.

I don't want a broken home.

There's some how they do it to you or you to them that you may not afford to try out with your woman. Just suggest it to her and you may be surprised.

Patdedon:
What makes you think 8k/hr is too much pay
How old are you?

I know so because N5.7 per month would be only paid by, hmm, Federal government to Senators and Legislators and Ministers etc. And of course, you're non of them. So grow up child.

Patdedon:
hmm . .
but Time = money.
1hour = N8,000 (my hourly rate)
8000 x 5hours(time spent @FRSC office) = N40,000
N40,000 + N6350 = N46,350

Thank you sir but I prefer the 17k option. Nobody go stop me for road

If the above is true, you'd be too busy to have time for Nairaland. Stop deceiving people or rather yourself. You all wanted change, now it is coming you seem not to know what and why you wanted the changes.

lalasticlala:
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http://pulse.ng/religion/in-delta-pastor-arrested-for-impregnating-married-woman-her-2-daughters-id3775260.html

You know what? I like these kind of stories. It goes a long way to confirm how gullible our lady folks are.
A woman being interviewed by a radio show presenter was asked to give vote of thanks after putting to bed, the first thing she said was "I want to thank my pastor, ...etc" Not even a mention of the husband and supposed father of the new born child. It tells how much 'religion' and religious men have eroded the love and fear of the first head of the house.
I can bet you, such an one would still be playing hard to get to the husband while donating very charitably to the 'man of god'.
Women, gullible since the days of Eve.

whoisuche:
If she has truly repented and you fell u can live with her all the rest of your life no problem. But let her go for deliverance first

Deliverance from what sef, a bad habit? Have you delivered yourself from the gossiping, envy and jealousy, bigotry, hate, gluttony, obesity, pilfering, plagiarism etc that you do? You guys can form one stupid holy holy for this country eh. Very annoying. Deliverance from what?

pukena:
I met her in a church program in December last year. I proposed to her in January and she accepted. my life in the past 4 months with her has been a dream come true. I showed her off to family and friends at will even in facebook. We even attended a leadership training program for two weeks where we birthed a business dream we shall go into as a family. In fact there was no doubt she was in love with me. I spent on her within my capacity without feeling regret. giving to her was a delight. Everything was perfect until the phone call....

I was on a lunch date with her during a break from d office when a call came through her phone. Usually I dont pokenose into her calls or chats. she doesnt like it.

however, something was different about this particular call. I noticed she was uneasy and was kind of trying to pacify the caller with some excuses why she didnt pick his/her call ealier. I got more curios and demanded to know who called. she said it a nobody. I insisted in knowing who she was pleading with.

finally she spoke. my whole world came crashing before me. I was speechless for some time trying to understand the words I heard from a lady I have given my heart to.

she told me the call was a bolt from her past. that she has been looking for how to tell me about it. "I was into women untill three years ago. the guy who called has my pics and is threatening to publish them online to punish me. he wants to link me up to a rich woman but I told him I dont want so he is threatening to deal with me".

I was lost for words. was ds my lady? I was confused. I demanded to speak to d guy myself. she refused. I wanted to explode then she gave me d number. I called d guy and introduced myself and inquired of d guy if what my woman said was true. at ds point d guy flared up calling my woman unprintable words. he angrily told me that my woman came to him long ago and asked him to hook her up with a rich woman. that he wants to punish her for being a lesbian. blah blah blah......so many revelations I cant say her for respect to my woman.

well, the lunch date was ruined already. I coolly but sternly asked her to go home from the restaurant. I was boiling inside. she followed me back to my office. I turned to see her following and wanted to blow up when she calmly said " emmanuel, just know that all ds things happened in the past. am not proud of it but I hv moved on. I came to tell u about it today before d call came in". with that she turned and left. ofcourse d rest of the day wad spoiled for me.

for days I didnt call her. she wud call and end the call when I wouldnt talk much. I was still in shock. d best friend called and pleaded. she said my woman hadnt left her room for days. always crying non stop.

I still love her. I called d guy later and he claimed he was just playing around. dat the pictures he claimed to hv hv long been lost. dat I shud not leave my woman becos of that. that what he did dat morning was to check if my woman was still in that game. I didnt believe him.

anyway I tried to move on with my woman. though I must admit that things are not d way it used to be. I hv lost d enthusiasm.

I was watching man u match this afternoon when my phone rang. it was the same guy. I asked him why he called. he said called to know why am not talking to my woman. I got angry andtold him to stay clear of my life. I cut the call. he then sent me a message that he would like t send me a link to a website so I would get to know whovmy woman truely is.

I called my girl and warned her to ask her friend to leave me alone.

I want to break up from her. pls is ds the right thing to do?

pls I typed this with a phone to pardon some of my errors.

Tales by moonlight. You met a girl in December, proposed to her in January, found out she was a lesbian in February, now want to ditch her in March.
Clap for yourself. How does it sound to you? My friend continue.

Going by what you wrote the person must have married a stranger to fulfil those. I do all most all of them in my family.
My boy farts with reckless abandon that we have taken to doing same as revenge!

kelvyn7:
my pastor cannot even tell me not to marry a lady from another bible believing church

Please i'd like you to show me a Quoran believing church, i'd love to worship there. If not, you guys should stop deceiving yourselves.
Churches everywhere, still the prison never gets empty.

It is called 'Eletu'. Ask those who know.

1. I shall not die. Do you want to live forever? Are you an immortal?
2. It is not my portion. You drive everyday on Lagos streets and say it is not your portion to have accident, who's portion is it the students in the hostel?
3. I cannot fail. You leave the main reason of you're being in school, pack your baggage to crusade, a day to exams come back and pray till exam time. Your answer booklet will still be blank after the exams, no miracle.

There are so many different ones that crop up especially in those 'never ending prayers' that would swoon one's head.
It really makes me wonder ; is it God we worship? If it's Him, is our worship of Him borne out of fear or poverty or love?

Bluetooth it to your phone, delete it and send a different one to replace it for her.

Midehi:
i wont allow that atall except he pay me back all my fluids..

You will pay back all the chicken and taxi drops and airtime and Ghana weavons/human hair and house rent and designer clothing and...your fluids will finish by then.

Ipledge:
but many she-males practise lebianism

A man in a woman's body is still a man. Shemales are transsexual men with female hormones pumped into them. Still have phallus. So a transgendered on a female is more or less a man on a woman. Not lesbianism as it were.

tpiadotcom:
then he should accept the results and stop broadcasting everywhere.

is he trying to avoid caring for the child because of the SS status?

Not broadcasting, he's trying to make sure there was no foul play. Very natural.