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Iamsynord:
I have hardly attended a Sermon or Service where the Book of Songs of Solomon was examined in the preaching or even referenced during the sermon.
Even during Bible study,most people would skip Songs of Solomon. I believe the Bible is the divine book of God's thoughts and there's is a perfect reason why any book ,chapter or verse exists there in.Why should a particular book be always ignored ??

Firstly which church are you talking about? Cos the Mother Church goes through all books of the (conventional) bible + 6 more every three years.

We don't need US based organisations to tell us that, just go to any nearest INEC office to see the number of people seeking their PVC and you would know.

UrennaNkoli:
Too bad.
And this severussnape/ snake above me, aren't you always tired of spamming every thread you set ur eyes on ?
Back to the topic, thats a political propaganda, no muslim in the north will ever think of doing such as they are all in support of unity and progress in nigeria. So shame on y'all.

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Would you have said the same thing if MEND threatened to extinquish Dangote's investment? You APC deceivees have so been blinded by bigotry even in the face of reality. What is wrong with condemning this cowardly act rather than 'changeisizing' it?

Please how do I unlock my Nokia 101? I forgot my phone lock code and I wanted to give the phone out to someone but it allows only my SIM card. Thanks.

See kettle calling pot black! What does Buhari know about coups? In fact, what does he know about democracy? I hate delving into politics but hypocritical statements guts me.
Coup?! Coming from the mouth of the very one who ended the last democratic dispensation via a coup. He should go to school and get a certificate first! Maybe then he'd know it's meaning and perhaps apologise to Nigerians before vying for any posts.

5 characters of Yoruba guys :
1. They see you Benue and greet you in Yoruba.
2. They see you in Delta and greet you in Yoruba.
3. They see you in Sokoto and greet you in Yoruba.
4. They see you in Rivers and greet you in Yoruba.
5. They see you in Sambisa and greet you in Yoruba.

rokiatu:
what are you doing in romance section? There's a section here called politics.

Don't mind the idiot that missed his calling.

juniorken:
your system doesn't support your version of windows for gaming...downgrade back to windows 8 or 7(best windows for games)

When I was even thinking of upgrading to Windows 10? I love the Windows 8.1 though. Any quick fix for me to have my cake and eat it? Thanks mate.

Tolzeal:
Lol... how does The windows update affects this


Anyways its your game control section ... Visit and Edit. What Game are You playing ...

I didn't say 'Windows update' bro, said Windows Upgrade.
All football games, not the settings of the game cos I've been through those.
Again I've observed that it's not the video graphics ish, cos I uninstalled and tried it to no avail.
Think it's the game controls drivers I guess.

Since i upgraded from Windows 8 to 8.1, my game pad keys no longer align, that is; pressing pass turns to long pass, etc. Please how can i fix this glitch.

i have FIFA14 running on my Lenovo ThinkPad SL510. When i had Windows 8, it worked well, but since i upgraded to Windows 8.1 all pad configuration doesn't tally as usual any more. That is; 2=Short pass is no longer that etc. I feel its something to do with the Windows video driver. please any ideas that can help? thank you all.

dude, the Avast license has been banned. what do we do next? was very cool while it lasted though.... free thing dey sweet...

do you have Lenovo ThinkPad SL510 battery? if yes, how much?

Going through the post, I never came across where the wife caught the pastor cheating though. Only hearsay... I'm not acquitting the man though, but the stupid wife just acted only based on suspicion. It's preposterous if she actually married out of love or was she the one who married cos she wanted to be 'mama'? Just saying.

chaberry:
Gud things are worthy and expensive, bad things are worthless and cheap, so count ur teeth with ur tongue nd knw what i mean

How much do you pay for the air you breathe?
Worthless or selling of children to feed the others?

[quote author=lalasticlala post=29582569][/quote]Very easy to make empty mouth watering promises that can not be kept. It is until they get into office that they realise that all those tall dreams of making Nigeria Canada can not be realistic, well at least in one tenure, just as Jonathan recently realised.
20,000 jobs per state, does that guy read news at all? Some states can't even pay the workforce they have at present. The federal government is owing about that amount 3 months salary.
Abi na 5k per month job he get for mind?

bebe2:
U let ur sef be seduced, u are an adult.

Do u know how many times women get seduced in a day.

We just say no.

Am married or I have a boyfrd or lets get to know each other better.

How many men can can say dat wen offered sex?

Don't just judge or draw inference, Offer me sex first...

myola777:
who is Ayiri again o? the only Ayiri we used to know in yoruba land is person who is getting mad

Last time I checked, Nigeria is not made up of 'Yoruba land' only.

bebe2:
wats done is done,

save ur energy n move on.

most men no get NO for their dictionary

FACT!!!

What fact? How many women will admit they seduce and lead men on until we hear this kind of 'men disappointed women' stories?
It's always men did this and that...

kaka22:
No matter the amount of articles/materials digged up by Pdp and their paid agents will stop us from sending the clueless one out of Aso rock, come 2015. No leader can succeed without tackling corruption head on... As bad as you painted Buhari's regime to be, it is not as bad as this clueless administration. Atleast, he(Buhari) had the political will to tackle corruption then and he still has the political will to tackle corruption now... He even recorded some economic successes...

My stand: I don't like Jonathan cos I'm not enjoying his governance, neither do I see Buhari as a better substitute.
Firstly, Buhari has murdered democracy, hence he will NEVER see democracy again! (ask Macbeth).
Secondly, the pro Buhari dudes are not being rational in their quest to replace Jonathan. Get more credible men up there and I'd listen to your very biased whinings. Osibanjo is being accused of age doctoring, Buhari of certificate, yet you guys don't see any wrong in it.

Revolution:
The fuss is that in 2003, 2007 and 2011 Buhari was not expected to win so it didn't matter whether he had certificates or not but this time Buhari is looking like he will win hence the panic and attempt to disqualify him by any means necessary. GEJ and/or his supporters are behind this.

You know someone earlier said you would say exactly what you just said. Jonathan is the cause of Buhari's illiteracy etc. You guys are so blinded by the hate for Jonathan that you left your original reasoning with the Army too.

The last one is the most annoying .


Acting like a father Christmas outside but stingy to his family.

and also shouting at your child in public , what happened to getting home first and deal with the child the way you want to ?

You'd understand this action soon enough when you become a parent. Just wait.

Harrychocoberry:
"MY ENEMIES ARE AT WORK"

A former work-mate Jay was giving me the low-down about something that happened to him recently.

A while back, he had attended an 'awesome' Halloween party, and had decided to go as a traditional masquerade. Ingenious right?

Jay brought the mask back home after the party, and hung it as a decoration on his room wall. It was a really grotesque mask – just imagine the alien’s face in the movie Predator. I chided him for hanging up the mask in his room, as it stuck out like a sore thumb, spoiling the overall décor of the place.

Fast forward, a month later, he pulled this really hot chick when he met at a wedding in Ph. They spoke on the phone for days, and then she promised to come visit him one Saturday.

Jay got the place ready for the lass’s visit. He tried to make the pad ‘condusive’.

He took out the sofa from the room, so that the girl would have to sit on the bed.

He turned down the thermostat on his split unit AC so that the place was very chilly, in case his female visitor required ‘warming’.

He ‘arranged’ condoms at every nook and cranny of his pad, to be ready whenever or wherever it went down. He put one on the bedroom dresser, put another under one of the pillows, one on the window seal, another in his pocket, two behind the television unit.

He warned the gateman not to leave his post, to prevent a mix-up.

He did some push-up, pull-ups and bicep curls with really heavy weights. Then he showered, dressed up and sprayed a healthy dose of Pleasures for Men by Estee Lauder.

The girl finally came around 2pm (African time), wearing a really smart tank top, some skin-fitting jeans and some really nice shoes. Jay was like wow! Jay said that she had a figure like a palm-wine keg. 

They chatted a bit, dug into some take-away that Jay had sent his house-boy for, and even watched a bit of the rom-com “Notting Hill”. By the time the part of the movie where Hugh Grant and Julia Robert’s characters climbed a wall into a garden came, Jay and his date had started snogging.

They were making out just fine, almost heading for a technical knock-out, when the girl looked up and noticed the mask.

Jay said that the way this girl flew out of his arms and bed was like a scene from Matrix where Keanu Reeves did a limbo type movement to dodge a bullet in slow motion.
(sorry o,I don't watch nollywood movies)

Her voice trembling, she shreiked ‘What is that? Is that ojuju?”

Jay tried to explain calmly “Nah, love. It is just a simple Halloween mask.”

The girl was not convinced. She moved towards the door. “What is a grotesque mask doing on your wall? What is it? There must be something wrong with you”

Jay tried to explain to this chick and allay her fears. She nor gree o. The die was cast – she even refused to finish the movie. After a while, she received a ‘phantom’ call from her bestie, and said she had to meet her cousin in Rumuokwuta. She bounced out of the crib like she was running from something.

Jay was left with a bruised ego and the damn mask on the wall. He took it down from the wall, and hung it in his living room instead. Let it bother uninvited guests now instead. Like the landlord and his agents.

In Nigeria, people dey fear. And most tragedies are usually blamed on one’s perceived enemies. If a politician got caught in EFCC’s net for misappropriating public funds; he would usually blame it on perceived enemies who are ‘intimidated by his profile.’

A neighbor’s son got caught with stolen car parts. His ma threw herself on the floor, rolling as she cried '‘My enemies have finally gotten me. Mo ti ku o…”

And at that point, I felt like defending her so-called enemies. I could swear I never saw anyone else with her son, when he living it up, blowing money fast. Even his friends would have been weak.

There was a program on TV sometime where a guy said he had just recovered from an ailment. According to him, he had ‘stepped’ on poison which had been an entrapment by his ‘enemies’, and had fallen ill. And I am like, wait a Nigerian minute (which is long by the way if you add African time), which one is ‘step on poison’ again? I never knew people could actually ‘step’ on poison? I thought they just put it in your food or beer, when you stepped away briefly to the loo. Or is there Wi-fi or Bluetooth poison now? But it made me realize how Nigerians feared their enemies.

Sometimes in some quarters, if a person bought a new/used (or Tokunboh or Belgium) automobile in Nigeria, family members would gather and make professions, pouring libations on the tires to ward off enemies.

May you trample over your foes with these big-ass 17 inch rims.

May you never ride shot-gun while your enemies are handling the steering wheel. If it is my Bentley, I don’t mind actually.

May you see your enemies in your rear-view and never with your head-lights.

May your enemies be forever in your boot, but never in your bonnet? Don’t say amen here o. Some Ferraris and Lambos have their engines in the trunk instead.

Someone even prayed: May you never go backwards as you drive this car. All well and good, but you still need to reverse out of this tight-ass parking lot after these prayers end.

At church you could see members of the congregation tapping away on their blackberry or catching 40 winks(sleeping) or scoping flesh lustfully, but as soon as the pastor starts prayers binding and destroying enemies, everyone springs to attention with the chorus of a resounding Amen! And why not; your enemies may park behind you on the church car park, and be no-where to be found after service ends to start with.

If every person has enemies, then that means everyone is somehow an enemy to someone right? Then who are the good people then? Am I someone’s enemy even though I wish no man any evil? Haba, na wetin? My take is that everyone who has a village must have enemies.

Think well. Your enemies checked your SSCE, NECO and JAMB results before you did. They are the ones you hid information from when you got a visa for Jand (even the 3 month one).Your enemies were the last to know when you were interviewing for that choice job, but were the first to know when you landed that lucrative contract. If there is a way to trace your facebook page visitors (like Hi-5 used to have, and Linked-In does), you would see that your enemies check on you 24/7.

If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, should I really be hating and cursing him too?

All these postulations and theories are giving me malaria, abeg. As I go to cool off with some tender cow-leg pepper soup (okay this too is hot), let me pray for each and every one of my dear readers as you're about to enter the 'New Year';

May your pain be champagne.

If you are Fanta Chapman just out of the fridge, your enemies would be Limca in a 23cl ‘solo’ bottle straight from the crate.(dat drink still dey exist).

If you are a Mercedes G Wagon from a V.I. dealership, your enemies would be a Danfo Racer old model with a “For Sale” jerry-can on it.

If you are a Hollywood blockbuster starring Steven Seagul your foes would be a Yoruba movie with wrong English subtitles and gold tooth alatikas.

If you are a Celebrity poker game on ESPN, your enemies would be a local game of Ludo with 2 of the red and green seeds missing and the glass broken.

If you are a packet of Chivita juice, your enemies would be an agbalumon seed spat on the ground.

If you are a Transformers (movie), your enemies would be NEPA transformers with the mercury missing.

* Just joking, but I wish you all well. God bless.

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•Chocoberry•

One of the best pieces I've read on Nairaland. My brother you tried, but all these people would rather a pastor tell them their enemy is responsible for them having an accident while under great influence of alcohol than admit they were wrong. Just as said, politicians would steal the community blind and once EFCC come calling, the enemies are at work. Who are the enemies? A young boy will be stealing, yahooing, 419ing, culting, gaying etc once his cup is full, the mother will be first to shout 'enemies '. To me, she is the enemy. For not bringing the child up in the fear of God. Enemies, enemies and enmity prayers is one of the major reasons I dislike pentecostal churches. They ascribe everything bad to an enemy and everything good (even gotten in bad ways) to hard work. It's a total misconception of God and his principles and love for mankind. What is right is right and what is wrong is wrong and not right.

Mzjhulz:
May my enemies not see me dis new year

Just like the poster said, remember you are somebody's enemy, so should I still say Amen to your 'enemy prayer'?

EroticAngelina:
hmmm to me tissue is better.. tho people say water is safer and healthier, but if I use water, I won't feel 'comfortable' u know. and its kinda gross using water.

oh, and Kim doesn't poop. she said it herself!
don't know abt nickie.

The day your guy takes you from behind and you used only tissue, that day the ship in your relationship will varnish cos you will so stink you will hate your sister, Kim.

I kinda fancy the so-called policeman's carved beards. So military and paramilitaries now condone such, eh?

Smooyis:
Do you think before you talk or write at all?

He just told you a naked, bitter truth. You should use that thing God himself gave you inside your skull, called brain to think. Was the aim of Jesus' walk on earth about miracle and prosperity alone? Was he not openly against politicians and these holier than thou so-called men of God? Why are the people of this generation always at either extremes?

So people still watch not to talk of believe those home videos our pastors pay actors to do (function)?
Why would politicians not do worse?

donbenie:
So?I block them,what's the big deal?

There's a problem when you start getting it too often sis.

Has anyone thought about the security cum privacy that BBM offers you? If I'm one of those kids that bugs dudes, it's just to obtain your number, that's all. You don't need to text, just flash the hell out of ya'll lives. That can never happen with BBM. You get to screen the idiots before they turn viruses.
Then media transfer, no way, I couldn't send a common document via WhatsApp, I mean, I was totally disappointed. Dudes, the only reason to even place BBM and WhatsApp on same platform for comparison is if you can't afford a good phone. Period.

donbenie:
You have an option to block any number you don't want in WhatsApp..very convenient and a non issue..

Well that's after they've messaged you, ain't it?

Jibreen4u:
Dude, Whatsapp is like CNN and BBM is more like AIT. Love dem both tho.

I bet your TV is concave black & white to see BBM as AIT & WhatsApp as CNN. Just cos you own a 7k phone doesn't mean automatically that better phones that ply on BBM ain't better. WhatsApp that cannot send something as common as PDF files you guys compare with BBM with the best security platform for communication? Now I know the kind of people here...