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Politics › Re: President Buhari Leaves For US For UN Assembly, Also To Visit London - Adesina by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:41pm On Sep 15, 2017
Ajala d traveler is on d move again our foreign president

abeg its beta at least there will b peace once he leaves
Politics › Re: Operation Python Dance Is An Act Of Terror - Chuks Nwachukwu, Legal Practitioner by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:05am On Sep 13, 2017
sarrki:
Cc myndd44
U ARE quick to copy mods wen insulted but u make derogatory comment. goat try get a life n i know mind chop ban sef, so far dem ban u too
goat
Politics › Re: Operation Python Dance Is An Act Of Terror - Chuks Nwachukwu, Legal Practitioner by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:02am On Sep 13, 2017
queennsekxy:
[s][/s]
STOP QUOTING D GOAT OR REACTING TO HIS COMMENT, ITS COS PEOPLE GIVES HIM MENTION OR LIKES DATS Y HE KEEPS BASKING IN THE EUPHORIA OF STUPIDITY.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Feel Less Secure Now Than Under Jonathan, Says Soyinka by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:02pm On Sep 12, 2017
Remimadrid:
Under jonathan, there was heavy looting, but money was being circulated and we had no problem with it. But under buhari there is less looting and less money in circulation, so soyinka should shut up and swallow his spit, or does he want us to go back to the jonathan era.
aFONJA FACE D TRUTH
Education › Re: OAU 3.8million Saga: Lamba Beat Me Two Times – VP Retorts by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:06pm On Sep 09, 2017
Nostradamu:
No MATTER what, if you hit a woman, you're a weakling. E.O.D!
but it's ryt for a woman to hit a man, abuse d living daylight out of him, my friend in as much as dey call dem weaker vessel there shud b limit to a lady's abuse on a man n stop supporting dis trash
Politics › Re: Jonathan Reminds Nigerians Of "Freedom Enjoyed" Under His Watch Via Facebook by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:19am On Aug 25, 2017
captleonerd:
Just because this current administration is failing in the midst of dwindling resources doesnt make the man that failed in the midst of plenty better. If Jonathan was still in charge things would have been much worse but then some groups of morons with selective amnesia and making this fool appear like a hero.

Jonathan we are not all dumb. We've not forgotten how you siezed a whole van of newspapers just because the publicydidnt favour you. We've not forgotten how a sitting governor in rivers state was placed on house arrest when your visiting wife blocked even the road leading to the government house. We've not forgotten how your wife made rivers state hell for the sitting Governor. We've not forgotten how you froze the account of Adamawa state after the Governor decamped to APC and you went after him with EFCC.

Yes Buhari is failing in the midst of scarce resources but he doesn't even have half of what you had in resources.

To the fools trying trying so hard to make us feel we made the wrong choice in 2015 you've failed already
plz shut d hell up
Family › Re: Wife Breaks Husband's Head For Complaining About Her Food (Graphic Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:27am On Aug 23, 2017
greenmonk:
So I should appreciate a woman who cooked salt and added a little beans to it for me.
ribs dey pain me, guy u wicked
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen To Drag Fayose To Court Over Comments About Buhari by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:26pm On Aug 22, 2017
sarrki:
Looking for publicity

I don't trust PDP and fayose

They can stage managed it
MUST U ALWAYS B STUPID
Politics › Re: Nigerians Hold Vigil In Front Of Abuja House, London, Chant "Buhari Go Home" by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:05am On Aug 19, 2017
QueenSekxy:
seems you are not aware that fg have chicken out..zombies dont listen to news ..cos they are always masturbating on NK thread..
Abeg free d goat, always looking for cheap publicity, na cos people dey comment on his mentions na make d goat dey spew trash always.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Hold Vigil In Front Of Abuja House, London, Chant "Buhari Go Home" by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:04am On Aug 19, 2017
QueenSekxy:
seems you are not aware that fg have chicken out..zombies dont listen to news ..cos they are always masturbating on NK thread..
Abeg free day goat, always looking for cheap publicity, na cos people dey comment on her mentions na make d goat dey spew trash always.
Car Talk › Re: 2006 Benz S65 AMG Falls From Grace To Grass, Sold For 2% Of Original Price by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:55am On Aug 19, 2017
Sniper12:
Mr autojosh.ur articles are getting lame. Wat was the exchange rate and inflation 10 years ago in nigeria ehn. Stick to copy and paste. That the owner sold it for that price doesnt mean other owners wud sell it for that price.ur converting the money to naira did u factor shipping and clearing cost. Sigh
go write ur own stop spoiling people's work, copy n paste u said please u too copy n paste for odas to read
Romance › Re: She Desperately Wants To Marry Me by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:56am On Aug 18, 2017
isaacsegun:
Please fellow nairalanders, Ineed your urgent advice.
We started dating as far back as year 2007, then she was 17 while i was in my early 20s. I'm her first love, in fact, I was the person that deflowered her. I got her pregnant during the course of our relationship in which we aborted, the abortion almost took her life.

Since after the abortion issues that create serious problem between her parents and mine, her parents has kicked against our relationship including mine but she's insisting we must marry even up till today.

Please guys, should i just tell her that we cannot marry because i can see that she's very desperate to marry now as age is not on her side, but I'm afraid to tell her that the relationship cannot work because she can do anything (like attempting to even take her own life)
do u expect her to walk away from d man she has ever known, forget d abortion, I would marry her if I were u, except u have grave reasons not to, 10 yrs no b beans if na me I go place curse on u but den life goes on I pray God gives her strength to forget u n dis is simply wickedness.no forget say karma dey
Politics › Re: Broadcast Stations To Be Fined N500000 For Callers' Hate Speeches - NBC by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:33pm On Aug 17, 2017
Damilare6293:
Freedom of Speech
freedom of speech died in a terrible accident n has been buried plz don't remind us of her painful death, since May 2015
Crime › Re: Brother Deflowers 14yrs Old Sister In Delta, Father Impregnates Her by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:26pm On Aug 17, 2017
EVIL DON DEY TOO MUCH
Business › Re: Dangote: I’ll SACK Arsene Wenger Once I Buy Arsenal by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:18pm On Aug 17, 2017
wen u go buy am
Business › Re: Cooking Gas Price Drops By 30% by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:10am On Aug 17, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
I still can't leave stove alone
gas sweet o, pot is clean n its cheaper, i was always afraid of gas till i met my mum who refuse to use gas, using it me i went back n bought my own, now my pots are neat n though dont like d cooking as compared to stove, abeg try am no fear wit time u get use to it,
Politics › Re: Buhari Supporters Attack Charly Boy At Wuse Market, Destroy Cars (Video/Photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:57pm On Aug 15, 2017
sarrki:
Ipobs and propaganda
it seems GEJ, IPOB gives u nightmares n like u forgot ur brains in between d thighs of an olosho

Goat
Politics › Re: $90 Billion Loot: Diezani Finally Breaks Silence by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:55pm On Aug 15, 2017
NgcoboP:
Don't confuse her for your mother
U WICKED
Politics › Re: GEJ Replies Garba Shehu: Time For Propaganda Over, It's Time For Proper Agenda by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:10am On Aug 15, 2017
PUSH1:
GeJ is a shameless idoit
true but u can never b up-to his standard face d message bigot
Politics › Re: GEJ Replies Garba Shehu: Time For Propaganda Over, It's Time For Proper Agenda by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:07am On Aug 15, 2017
Cinkq:
God will bless buhari and every nigeria politicians that has the interests of their people at heart.let jonathan keep quiet,lest i'll be tempted to call him clueless and drunkard as he's fondly called by some people today. Jonathan was too careless as a president and lootings took place indiscriminately under his watch,which partly caused the problem we are facing today.as it's not proper to attribute the whole blame of today's problems on him, same way we cannot completely unconnect his name from today's problem. So he should keep quiet and allow the current regime fix things.
goat
Politics › Re: Full Transcript Of Goodluck Jonathan's Speech At PDP Convention by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:06pm On Aug 14, 2017
ihatesycophant:
HEADLINES BEFORE THE 2015 ELECTIONS
FAMOUS QUOTABLE QUOTES.....
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
~ Prof Charles Soludo
"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.
"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Diezani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
~ Godswill Akpabio
"I told them to save ahead of eventualities, but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
~ Okonjo Iweala
"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
~ Peter Obi - Anambra Gov
"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
~ Bala Mohammed -FCT Minister

No wonder we are in such a mess. Information is power and ignorance is dangerous. Some electorates have short memories but I am not one of them.
If our judiciary had lived to their expectations, many of these people should be Rotten in jail by now but our judiciary system is poo. They freed thief here and he/she goes to advanced system and got convicted.
How would a man supervised such humongous looting and still has the effrontery to talk when all the monies that supposed to work wonders for him are in the hands of individuals that he trusted too much, even God has shame because He said, He regretted creating man. Jonathan has no single shame left in him. Well, I know the man is remorseful internally but people that destroyed his regime are still pushing him to talk when he doesn't want to do.
afonja how market
Sports › Re: "I Am Glad I Dumped Nigeria For Bahrain" - Salwa Naser Who Won Medal In London by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:25pm On Aug 11, 2017
Kamelot77:
omo ale.............. one gold medal dat can't buy Mikel obi calling cup medal
afonja
Romance › Re: The Tragic Love Story Of A Lawyer And Truck Driver by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:07pm On Aug 11, 2017
FortuneTeller:
I even missed the part that she was 14 years old when this began. The man is a pedophile. He should release her.
U JUST DEY TALK COS U GET DATA, did dey tell u d guys age? we shud sometimes not b blinded by sentiment, agreed d m,an shud move on but no use dat word pay him back his money mayb it shud happen to u n den u are offered money, lets see if u wudnt place a curse on d man, 12yrs train her tru secondary n den to d university, see if u no get beta thing to talk shut upp abeg n i doubt if u really have a gud relationship or have ever been in love den u wont come n spew trash. b as he get ur advice is d guy shud take a walk n pray to God n believe u me dat girl wud reap it.

i believe in wat goes around comes around
Romance › Re: The Tragic Love Story Of A Lawyer And Truck Driver by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:44pm On Aug 11, 2017
djon78:
you know the reality is that life as we see it has ordained and brought you as a good gift to that your ex in form of true love but she by her actions rejected this wonderful offer that life brought her. Years to come she will look back with regret for all her misdeeds if she doesn't change.

And you will definitely get a woman 100times better than her, for sure and with all sincerity mark it somewhere.
THANKS i appreciate, u gave me life today again. but God is helping me to overcome, i survived before n will survive dis
Romance › Re: The Tragic Love Story Of A Lawyer And Truck Driver by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:55pm On Aug 11, 2017
FortuneTeller:
Sir does that change anything? So I should enslave someone because I helped them? What is the use of being with someone who does not want me? I will be miserable for a lifetime. If you are in this situation, demand your money back. But don't ruin your life over a person who has rejected you.
if u know wat it means n d deception she may have used to collect d cash den u wudnt say so, in as much as i support u in saying d man shud move on but d word pay him back is fees is a no no for me, i did same for a girl, she wud say she wud marry me, from delta i came to lag on transfer n still helped her true sch, finally she graduated last yr n i sent her to learn a trade i borrowed d cash to do dat n on feb 2017 she ran away wit a guy she felt he had more cash n had to lie to friends about me so dey wudnt blame her n by March 2017 dey broke up, her friend called to say she was suffering n i sent her some money n she said she has repented n ready to go learn d work which she stopped half way, she begged to come visit n i allowed her n den i realised she fooled me again i got angry n beat her cos for d two yrs n 6 months i dated her i have always been abused by her, checked her fone saw d oda guy n oda guys pics n cudnt find mine n d pain was just too much i beat her n in july on my birthday seh refused to post my pics wit d excuse dat we are many she cant post only my own on her dp, n den revelations started coming out how she slept wit a guy she told me was just a friend, i forgave her n a week later she started again with d insult but den wat pained me most was dat she goes about telling d new toasters how am older dan her, where as i told her my age n asked her if she was ok
she said yes, now tell me fortune how much can she pay me back, d only thing u can tell me is work away.but its not easy cos two yrs n 6 months is not a joke not to talk of 12yrs

for a guy to b abused by a lady for 2yrs not dat am crippled or she feeds me o,infact money n fud stuff she will use it to feed guys n my shirt she wud borrow to male friends though i have let go cos she wanted to leave but d hurt is there, relationship is not same as injury not all heal, in my own case i had to move on for two weeks now i have been recovering daily n praying for help, now i have girls coming but i cant really do anything cos i like to b alone. DEC her pay was higher to wat i sent to is more dan wat i gave to my mum*3 n to my younger ones hmmm i no know d percentage but i knew i did eveil to my mum to give an ungrateful girl more cash dan my own mum.
Politics › Re: James Ibori Makes PDP Convention Committee Membership List by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:27am On Aug 11, 2017
GoingPlaces247:
You are a fool dumie for that statement. Your moniker says it all. You are a dummy and got no brains.
den u are d biggest fool cos u are not from delta so shut dat hole u call mouth, under ibori delta enjoyed a lot of social amenities since d oda governors entered no one gud road, teaching hospital was built by him, naval base, we had gud roads n oda things so shut d bleep up
Politics › Re: James Ibori Makes PDP Convention Committee Membership List by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:24am On Aug 11, 2017
GMBuhari:
And i bet they welcomed him with open arms

Imagine .... I know these fucckkerrs don't hype someone over nothing , Once he's bought the bishops and archbishops , i knew there was a plan in play ... I hope they field him and Fayose for Presidency or Him and Atiku

It's the best they can do


Useless party
Goat face ur life leave delta alone how many have been prosecuted in the north
Celebrities › Re: Cartoon Network Turns Porn, Azadus Cries Out by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:18am On Aug 11, 2017
innosaint27:
grin shocked grin


Hmmmm,

Who made Azadus a star singerhuh
Is he not that same failed artist whose destiny one "madam" sat on?

I'd almost forgotten an artist like him ever existed.
Just imagine how he jumped into my world with such a foul complain.

Alright, DSTV have heard you.
can you pls crawl back to to that hole where you have been quietly existing!




BTW, NwaAmaikpe come and see oooo
Azadus is complaining about your favourite cartoon grin
ODE fface d msg n leave d messanger
Romance › Re: Take Away Money From The Relationship And Her True Self Will manifest... by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:59pm On Aug 10, 2017
FACT#

Dated one girl for 2 and half years, saw her tru school n realised i was just an ATM machine, a maga to her n on feb 14 2017 she dumped me for anoda guy who she tut has money n said to b into yahoo, unfortunately d guy had nothing, he collected money from her n never paid back 3 weeks time dey broke up cos d guy was not wat she tut, i accepted her back in march wen she said she has repented but den july 2017 discovered d idiot has been sleeping around n forgave her still cos i loved her but den she met guys on fb she started insulting me cos to her she has seen richer guys n she said she wants to leave, i cudnt beg or say anything cos 2 yrs from those 2 n half years has been hell for me constant abuse n decided to carry my broken heart waka cos believe u me i have seen too many insult n abuse from her not dat i am doing bad, have a gud job dat pays well n a car n i have made mysef a promise never treat a lady like a queen but like a slave
Romance › Re: Take Away Money From The Relationship And Her True Self Will manifest... by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:51pm On Aug 10, 2017
goodmorning40:
Not always true
U find the most loving and faithful wives in the suburbs, in one room apartments with little or no money from the husbands
i wud have agreed wit u but some still cheat n embarass their husband n wen dey see a man wit more money dey will walk out of dat home, if u had said a lady who leaves a rich bobo to date a guy in one room is love.
Celebrities › Re: 'Homosexuality Is A Sin' - S-Dot Replies MI Abaga by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:20pm On Aug 08, 2017
LifeIsGuhd:
Sincerely, this rapper has no point...

Isnt fornication a sin? Address the topic and stop bringing the Bible into this.

Someone with valid point should speak up abeg.
HOW HW GO GET POINT? AS if u dont fornicate, face d truth homosexuality n lesbianism is not how it was made if God wanted man to date man he would not create u, just d way u popularise gay so also was fornication made, its no shame anymore dat guys n ladies do sex on any available space somthing dat is sacred, just d way girls see nothing wrong in exposing their body na to naked waka remain for girls cos it has even started wat am i saying celebrities no longer wear pant, breast is now displayed for all to see abeg get sense n see d truth.
Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp & Came Into Our House, This Happened by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:33am On Aug 03, 2017
coolcatty:
U need to stamp your feet down.... Personally I will advise you to halt the wedding plans for now... The woman in question is domineering... Insulting, I can bet she is ungrateful too and doesn't respect you... Trust me you will eventually be forced to beat her and the society will brand you a woman beater...
.

The signs are all there... There is no respect for you from your woman and her family.... People have been in this kind of situation and are regretting it.

Pls halt the wedding for now.
u ryt

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