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Belmot:
Ignorant mofo you don't know anything but you are talking with confidence about the currency.

Belmot:
So GDP growth rate is determined by population? no further comment.

slimthugchimee2:
If you read it you would understand, it has no effect on the currency, countries do this after their currency has had a massive fall in its exchange rate

(Removing of zeros)

Example (using naira) if 2 zeros were removed from the naira, the 1000thousand naira note will now be 10naira, the 500naira note will now be 5naira, that 50naira note will now be 50kobo

This also means,
that your salary that was 30000naira will now be 300naira,
that painter of garri that was 900, will now be 9 naira,
That cell phone that was 25000 naira will now be 250naira

In Ghana's aspect, as of 2007, cedi fell heavily that they went on to redenominate,
They removed 4 zeros from their currency

1cedi you see now, its true value is 10000cedi

Do you understand now?

Belmot:
Ghana's debt to GDP ratio is close to 70% which means they more indebted than Nigeria. No need arguing with a dumbo any further.

slimthugchimee2:


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redenomination

Read about redenomination of currency

Also in there, read list of currencies redenomination

When you are don ask yourself who now lives inside

Belmot:
You are so ignorant. The cedis was redenominated by knocking off 3 zeros that doesn't mean all of a sudden the currency is strong. it's just artificial.

OgogoroFreak:
They have stable electricity. Your country can't.

MajorOvakporaye:

MajorOvakporaye:
E pain am! hungry eriako!!!

Officialgarri:
What is good for the goose suits that gander as well.

If they could set that sim card scammer free to the point he's even suing DSS for 10million naira, then anyone can aswell stand in defense of an accused paedophile.

You can't choose to believe the sim card scammer is innocent and then despise another person for believing the alleged paedophile is innocent.
That would be hypocrisy

Essenza01:
Jobless husband diaries!!

Here are some guidelines for unemployed husbands with working wives., when you read through with an open mind, you would see it's not she looking down on you, it's just you being smart to be able to have your sanity and getting some advantages while praying for a change.. Hang in there guys, you are not alone, tables turn... you would be fine.

1 - Never discuss your predicament beyond the normal and never show weakness in front of your wife.. "she dont want to see hopelessness"..

2 - buy a lot of noodles, you would be needing it a lot, especially during your strong head periods, you dont win most fights, most fights end with "Oya buy it naa" that's usually when you add the convo to your lost battles ..

3 - your meals majorly come in two options if any
Rice or noodles?
Beans or noodles?
Eba or noodles?

Semo or pounds is too stressful, dont opt to make ... stress was only the surface reason given to you..

4 - sex is usually delayed, when ever you see one just accept and be ready for maybe max two position change, some styles may be banned..

5 - dont come home drunk, I repeat.. dont come home drunk..you remember the pictures of samloco playing "jobless old drunk" in movie scenes... you look exactly like them to her..

6 - some eatable and chewy chewy groceries stops being in the fridge because you are home most-times and eats to chase boredom.. there is always a secret stash in her room for groundnuts, sharp biscuits, cashew nuts, sweets, etc.. she knows you know, take reasonably

7 - you are at your lowest, dont bring friends doing well too close home, otherwise you might get depressed from comparison

8 - in your many many ideas, you know broke guys reason business ideas like Warren buffet , always sieve out the good ones, because telling her some kind stupid stupid ideas would make you look jobless and stupid also.

9 - the best way to dodge Bill's is to watch your words, avoid some topics, you need to be one step or two ahead everytime.. e.g TV shows, movies, food, clubs etc...
- TV shows - dstv bill comes up
- Movies - cinema bill comes up
- Food - restaurant and taking out comes up..

10 - Do house chores, pick mopping... it's easier, you only start when she is done sweeping and dusting, she goes to bath, you zig-zag and get back to watching (how do they do it) ... use water, avoid bubbles on tiles.. you would redo that work even if its next week..

11 - dont leave the sink messy, especially on work days when you are home job hunting and she is out hustling, bro it's an important rule from a man to a man..

12 - with your many insecurities and the devil trying to use you to bring out your alpha Male, pick your fights... yes they would come, but there is an extent to which a broke man fights and argues..

13 - you would owe her cash a lot, she knows deep down that money is not coming back, but be ready to be dragged about it to pay for essentials you cant do without.. she would pay eventually when you have curled away asking God why.. allow her have it, it's one of her high moments.

14 - in your midnight cries, yes "midnight cries" is most times once a week or twice sha, depending on the days activities... dont disturb her sleep...

15 - be transparent, remove password from your phone, laptops etc... if she is being faithful, infidelity is not something you want attached to "cheating jobless old man"... you cant be broke and cheating, they dont work together..

16 - read, read, read... you have to pass her in something, current affairs, global happenings, worlds economy etc... it is an edge when you throw small small insults inside conversations "so you dont know kyari is dead" those are one of your few high moments..

17 - early morning gisting with her while she baths and makes up, makes her happy.. you can lend some money during those hours.. those are your bankable hours, if you want some extra cash, offer to drop her at work, that's if it's not your duty already oo..

18 - at all, at all, try to provide for fuel for generator, darkness and a man being in the house dont usually go together.. you might start having complex..

19 - always use your car weekends, thats if you have not sold hers and she is using yours. When you use your car weekends for functions not personal waka, she chips or outrightly buys fuel that you can manage during the week for your job hunting activities..

20 - look good, work out and have your CV handy. you need to look the role she currently tells people you are doing.." Frank is okay, he is inbetween jobs, but trying out some ideas with friends".. if the friends ask for your CV, always have it handy, delay is dangerous...

21 - dont be gluttonous, eat moderately like a normal human being, if you finish your meals for the week by wednesday, be ready to fall back to your noodles (refer to rule 2) and yes you would come up with different flavours of home made seasonings only you can eat..

22 - try to curtail your mood swings, she is the only one entitled to it, you need to be happy with smiles when she is making conversations..

23 - make business calls or pretend to make business call.. it's important, it gives her hope you are connecting.. "my brother me and you know say na 10k you dey shout like that for"

24 - go grocery shopping with her, you get to use the opportunity to throw drinks into the cart and remove face immediately, if your eyes jam.. you would return that drink ooo..

25 - if she sends you a link from work, read, watch or chat her to discuss with her, otherwise "what are you doing, that you didn't reply my message follows" , what you were doing must have financial gains ooo never use "I was sleeping" as excuse... dont even try it..

26 - dont call her family, send text message if you can.. dont let them remember you ooo..

27 - during your few chances of sex, dont shoot in, "I repeat", dont shoot in... you may find yourself outside by 1am looking for postinol 2
. the stress in looking for the drug would surpass whatever you managed to enjoy.

28 - be ready for "mistakes" of giving you cash in front of people , it's not everytime she remembers to call you to the corner or give you her card.. it's one of those moments you want the ground to swallow you up.. but my brother "dem no dey use shame swallow spit".. it wont last forever.

Let's me rest here first and continue later... but in all, I love my wife... she is that woman that has your back 100%..

The table has turned for me and am back to my responsibilities, it was a tough period, I learnt a lot, from Anger management to laws of power, it's not a fun place to reside in for a long time....

Most especially:
Marry your friend,
marry your partner in crime,
Marry your day1 niga,
your Gee... when you do, no matter the circumstance, you have some level of peace, some room to pickup and some encouragement to guide you through.

crackland:
Cosigned...

In addition to all this, please make yourself as scarce as possible in the house and around her.
If possible, just tell her that you're travelling and spend a week or two away...then return back and continue being very scarce around her.

mrblessed:
Why not just tell an unemployed man to commit suicide instead of making an unrealistic list about things he should memorise and practice. But no one ever remembers to make such ridiculous list for stay-at-home moms. The best thing an unemployed husband should is to find a means to be employed, he should be able to any job that brings money to his pocket, including what we called menial job. That way, his dignity and self-esteem are protected, and he can get to have his say in the family, even if his wife earns more than he does.

koyyes:
How will you feel if one of your folks brought your sensitive issue here? Like the woman who was requesting for a perfect condom for her husband. Can't the husband himself ask his folks? Do you think he will clap for her if he finds out?

koyyes:
Google will give you different possibilities of the cause. Then ask you to visit the doctor.

This is what a 21 year old lady can do by her self.

koyyes:
Jeez, must you bring sensitive things here where animals visit?

Can't you Google it for numerous answers?

What is wrong with you?

obailala:
If you're still too dull to see where you brought politics into this then I'll show you --
We were talking about covid19; the percentage of people who show symptoms and those who are asymptomatic, a purely scientific discussion. I directed you to make a simple google search to personally educate yourself on the percentages I gave (since you claimed my links weren't genuine) and then you returned with a demeaning response yelling BMC BMC! And saying I wasn't worth a response. Now you're feigning ignorance of how you brought politics and insults into this? What exactly has BMC or wailers got to do with our otherwise scientific discussion?

Your argument basically is that those in Nigerian isolation centres who look healthy cannot possibly be positive for the corona virus because true covid19 patients must be in critical condition in ICU, struggling to breathe?.... and of course I'm an idiot (and BMC) because I tell you your above perception is wrong?

I'll repeat myself one last time, not for you but for
others (sensible humans) who may read this post. A lot of covid19 patients, a large majority actually show no symptoms or show only mild symptoms till the end of their tenures. Only a tiny fraction get to critical stages which you see on TV where theyreyou see them in ventilators in the IDifferent countries have different approaches. In Nigeria, people who test positive are taken to isolation centres primarily to ensure they dont go about infecting others. That a person tests positive for corona virus and is in an isolation centre, it doesnt mean the person must be showing symptoms or must be critical all the time. That's why you see videos of patients in isolation centres looking healthy, eating and dancing.

Other countries have different approaches; in the UK for instance, majority of covid19 patients don't step into the hospital except for when they go for their tests. People who are diagnosed positive are asked to isolate at home and will only be brought to the hospital if their case gets critical. A large majority of cases do not get critical, the patients sit in their homes 'dancing and eating' healthily until they get better.

But finally, if sharing this basic information by any means makes me an idiot in your eyes, then feel free to choose what you want to believe. The world knows who the idiot is.

obailala:
You must be very dumb to even think of bringing politics into this; that explains why your thinking faculty is faulty. You're one of those whose brains have been ruined by political sentiments so you only see things from the myopic prism of apc vs pdp politics and believe you must drag politics into everything...

You're wondering why people in isolation centres in Nigeria are eating and dancing or why Seyi Makinde recovered so soon. But I just told you that well over 50% of those infected either do not show any symptoms or show very mild symptoms. When they say the virus is deadly, it doesn't automatically mean it must put down or kill every infected person. If you spend the data you're blasting here on Nairaland to do a little research, you will realise that over 95% survive the illness. In the UK for instance, the majority of the people who test positive do not even have to go to a hospital; they're asked to isolate at home. Carriers are taken to the hospital only if their symptoms become severe or their case critical.

Anyway, how silly can I possibly be to expect you to even comprehend this?... Please ignore all I've written above, there's no covid in Nigeria, all na scam. It's just malaria.

obailala:
So because your govt deceived you, you chose to embrace ignorance?... Did the government also restrict you from personally educating yourself on the global issue?

Abeg I'm not here to argue on any irrelevant nonsense, there are over a thousand news reports, journals and educative articles online on the subject matter; there's also first hand testimonials from both infected people and medical practices. If you cant research and educate yourself, but want to keep whining about govt, then by all means, suit yourself and embrace your ignorance.

obailala:
You have the internet to type this but couldn't use the same internet to do the most basic google search. More than 50% of covid19 patients either show no symptoms, or have very mild symptoms. The number should even be far higher but people who experience no symptoms are less likely to go for tests, so they wouldn't even know they have the virus.

https://www.cebm.net/covid-19/covid-19-what-proportion-are-asymptomatic/
https://www.lshtm.ac.uk/newsevents/news/2020/almost-75-people-board-diamond-princess-covid-19-may-have-been-asymptomatic
https://theconversation.com/coronavirus-bmj-study-suggests-78-dont-show-symptoms-heres-what-that-could-mean-135732

I've seen a lot of Nigerians displaying similar ignorance. There's this picture comparison being circulated showing a foreign covid19 patient in ICU vs. a Nigerian covid19 patient eating; argument being that the Nigerian patients aren't truly infected cos they aren't in critical state. Where do people even grow this kind of reasoning from?

bpalace:
Many have stayed beyond 54 days... I DNT know understand you, Govt did test and said she's positive and u requesting same result from same govt...
What will she achieve by going to Court? Will it change her result.... Use ur sense

bpalace:
50% of corona virus patients don't show symptoms.... But the have the capability to infect other ppl, hence the reason for her isolation....
Govt took her test sample, which they said read positive.... How u beat your chest say say otherwise amazes me

RexTramadol1:
Another BS!


I said go to the isolation center, that's not a difficult thing to do.



Don't come here and start talking about cyberspace as if you're to take everything you see there hook, line and sinker........


Even if you see video, someone like you will say they are paid to act sick

maasoap:
Too much texts but full of ignorance.


oga shut up if u have not been following d recorded cases based on local govt, I made specific mention of those two local govt, it's very unlikely dat u can't know someone who is infected n given his/her testimony


Do you live in Eti Osa local government or you have someone living there and you have called that person if he knew any covid-19 patient from the area? As you can see, it is not about arguing alone but also asking oneself questions like: am I making sense to myself?



And you confirmed that from the corner of your room for over 5,000 confirmed cases in Nigeria? You're a clown. And those nurses and doctors, ambulances drivers and other health workers who have contracted the virus from treating the patients probably contracted "severe fever" from their patients too? See how you're disgracing yourself.
Let me ask you a question: are you implying that Nigerians are immuned to covid-19 or what exactly is your point?

Nigerians are not immune to d virus, what some of us are saying is d fg should stop their politics of no.s, both of us know dat if we have a few 100 cases of covid 19 in Nigeria, we don't haved medical facilities to take of d people n it has been in d net were someone dies without testing dey simply say covid 19 in their write up.



Probably, you're one of those few educated illiterates who believe that covid-19 has to be a death sentence. That once you're tested positive to covid-19, you have to be on a life support machine?
80% of covid-19 victims do not show symptoms.
Only 3% needs intensive care.
And maximum death rate is around 5%.or less. You are ignorant.

NO, u are d educated illiterate here, it is not a death sentence but over hundreds of thousand have died in d developed world with good medical facilities far beta Dan d ones u have In Nigeria, it is only in Nigeria dat dey don't show symptoms while in Oda country dey show abi?
going to school does not show u are educated anyway, u are just like a computer garbage in garbage out, u can't ask ursef simple questions, south Africa is an african country too


Covid-19 is not malaria or catarrh. 95%, if not 100% of either malaria or catarrh patients would show symptoms but covid-19 is different. We've been made to understand that 80% wouldn't even know that they had it primarily because they don't develop any illness or show any symptoms. The reason they need to be in isolation is just to prevent them from infecting others unknowingly

who made u understand if not d ones u read on d Nigeria covid 19, d protest in gombe n Katsina put more credence to d fact dat d no. n people in isolation are just sick from malaria n high fever n if u don't know try to read about d different types of malaria dat even u have not heard, high fever.

the index case in Benue Susan Okpe has been in isolation for how many months? yet ur govt is still.keeping her so d symptoms never show or Una dey wait to infect or what?

the videos u watched of the protesters from Gombe n Katsina what did d patient say?, no food dey use their own money to buy drugs.

if u say 80% people don't show symptoms n dey won't know now tell me y d lockdown n Ur assertion only shows dat covid 19 is not deadly as d Oda countries make it seem, close to 300k people have died, yet u are saying 80% don't show symptoms, from what u have written, means I can go play with covid 19 patient n nothing will happen

u should be asham





And what if Abba Kyari had underlying health issue? Did that means he didn't have covid-19 too?

Dokpesi said that he confused his illness with malaria but you forgot to ask him why he left the remaining 3 members of his family behind at the isolation center. He should have requested for them to be discharged too since they were all suffering from malaria.

RexTramadol1:
Abi ooooo




Only Ghosts are occupying isolation centers ( in your view)





But just to be sure, you can also visit there for fact finding mission ( Infectious diseases center) is at Yaba.




But prior to that, stop talking BS



If you're a medical professional, you won't be spewing all these balderdash.

BreconHills:
Assuming 7000 infections you have just 0.00035% of the country's population. This is the reason why many people don't personally know anyone who has been sick of covid19. The numbers cannot tell the story yet and we hope it never will. By the way did you know someone who knew someone who had ebola in 2014? Did you even know someone who knew someone who had lassa fever? Does any of this change the reality?

Covid 19 is here and it is real. Stay safe and protected.

Jack500:
I know Someone with the sickness, my colleague at work, in fact we still gisted 2 days prior to the time she was tested.

Levant:
The tweet is in Arabic by the Lebanese General Directorate if Sceutiy. A Lebanese friend sent it to me when I asked him why his brother is selling a Nigerian. He showed me the tweet that the arrested man is Syrian. I copied the Arabic tweet and used google translate to translate to English and this is what came out:

#statement
In the context of following up on a person posting an advertisement on social media sites in which a Nigerian woman working for him in the domestic service is offered for sale, and as a result of investigations and investigations, the General Directorate of Public Security arrested the owner of the Syrian advertisement (WJ), and an investigation is underway under the supervision of the competent judiciary.


https://mobile.twitter.com/DGSG_Security/status/1253242424706686977?s=20[/quote]what u posted does not in anyway say d man is a Syrian.

according to d translation the OWNER OF THE SYRIAN ADVERTISEMENT can b interpreted to mean d advert was done from an advert agency owned by a Syrian.

it was stated in d news dat it was posted In a Facebook group which may be owned by a Syrian for advertising stuff

abi ayam not understanding English again

egojiokwu:
No but should be tested as not to infect others. What is now the essence of the temperature sensor placed at every strategic places? Are you saying people with symptoms that can be either positive or negative should not be tested?

arinzos:
If you have cough and Fever, go for Test abeg.

TIMEISWISDOM:
I hope the author of this write up understand that NCDC is responsible for controlling infectious disease outbreak, and if eventually Kogi turns out to become an epicenter, they will be held responsible for it. Or you telling me nobody is reporting to hospitals in Kogi with cough and fever?

Submitting samples is all they ask for don't complicate things