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Politics / Re: NPA Helpless As Warri Indigenes Kill Delta Ports With N4,000 Illegal Fees by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:05am On Apr 08
ecolime:
This was the same way they chased all the oil companies head offices to Rivers and Lagos.

Warri don turn ghost town finish and dem still never learn.

Issokay

They still no want learn

Warri that was bubbling with life now an empty shell of itself yet mumu boys no go allow small business grow

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Business / Re: How I Got My NAFDAC Number(my Personal Experience) by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:28pm On Jan 08
talk2hb1:

Congratulations!
Please What is SOP?


Standard operating procedure or process..

It is a step by step process on how u handle a particular task or duties

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Business / Re: Nigeria’s Stock Investors Gained ₦‎1.411 Trillion In August by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:10pm On Sep 02, 2023
ppogba:


Some of your comments have shown I should not engage you.
What is the relationship between earning 100 percent in a month on an investment and waiting for dividend at the end of the year.? The word comparative appears in my last comment. Check it and check the meaning.
The fact that you're referring me to my " book" before I can comment on shares is enough for me.
I was hoping you will disappoint me with a knowledgeable comment but all the same, it is okay.
Thank you for your time.

U sure don't know anything about shares like u no even get 1 unit sef, cos if u have csc account u go know say d more volume u have d more money u make.

If u invest 500k n u sell when d price is high u make more money Dan when u wait for dividend, there are what u call speculative buying which is linked to d social, politcial n economic. Value of d country
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Stock Investors Gained ₦‎1.411 Trillion In August by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:01pm On Sep 02, 2023
ppogba:


Some of your comments have shown I should not engage you.
What is the relationship between earning 100 percent in a month on an investment and waiting for dividend at the end of the year.? The word comparative appears in my last comment. Check it and check the meaning.
The fact that you're referring me to my " book" before I can comment on shares is enough for me.
I was hoping you will disappoint me with a knowledgeable comment but all the same, it is okay.
Thank you for your time.


I should he d one not engaging u cos u sound weak, how does trading of shares impact on the life of d common man?

If u talk about shares it is either u are talking about trading or u just keeping it n either way if you don't have volume u still won't get anything out of it.

For u to have something substantial DAT will impact on ur life u need d volume which translate to u investing millions.

Like I asked u before 500k worth of shares will give u about 166k @3 per share if u trqde u get a good amount if u use hard currency n u do d conbertion back u no gain shishi Do d math.

If u no know just shut up guy u invest 500k in shares if u trade it u get more which is buying n selling .

If a foriegner brings 1k dollars DAT is like 1m now convert d money to dollars after selling how much b d gain?


You have secondary n primary market in shares go read am n come back to face me

No come my front come dey talk rubbish when u no know wetyn b shares
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Stock Investors Gained ₦‎1.411 Trillion In August by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:01pm On Sep 02, 2023
ppogba:


With all due respect sir, you too do not sound like someone who invests and trade in shares.
If you do, you will not say it is until you invest millions before you can have sizeable return.

DANGOTE sugar was N29.90 on 1st of August. Same is N60.50 on 1st September.
TRANSCORP was N3.50 on 1st August. Same is N6. 67 on 1st September.

An investment of just any amount would have given you 100 percent within the same period. Not minding whether you invested millions of not. The question now is, comparatively, can you tell us which business in Nigeria will give the same return?

I have discovered that most people that claim to know too much on Nairaland actually know too little. And with the too little they know, they arrogate so much knowledge and wisdom to themselves and when they are challenged, the resort to insults immediately.

Someone who claims to know much about shares and invests in it will not argue much on Nairaland.


Did u read what I said at all, can you tell me the dividend like how much was paid to shareholders at the end of the year?

The amount you mentioned is what you buy or sell and each day trading the amount varies, like u posted it can b 200 today n tomorrow it will make loss.

so because it is sold at 3 naira means if u buy shares worth 500k (will only give u 166 units) of which if dividend is 50lobo or 2 naira per share u multiply by ur 166 unit now tell me what will accrue to u as earnings on the 166 unit.

Shares confers on u part ownership of a business n best way to make money is when u trade with it like have a stock broker who will advice u when to sell n buy DAT way u make more money Dan waiting for dividend .

Next time read ur book cos wetyn u just post show say u no know d difference between share price n dividends (earning per share)
That it increase in value like from 3 naira to 6 naira simply means it value has increased but ur dividend is simple DAT 3 naira increase u can only gain it if u sell At 6 naira

it is good we discuss as youth so we know where to channel our energy n resources.

We learn, unlearn n relearn
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Stock Investors Gained ₦‎1.411 Trillion In August by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:06am On Sep 02, 2023
Basic123:
Those asking the hate and bad belle inspired question of how does it affect common man.

1.Ask your friends that invested in stocks
2.It means the country economy is growing and with time it will tickle down to everyone.

Sometimes you guys just hide behind keypad to type what I don't know

Do you have shares? If yes do you understand how it works?

For u to have a sizeable return from shares means u must have invested in millions to buy millions of these shares not d 2k unit u are bragging about which may not even pay u Upto 5k when dey are sharing dividend.


Try invest in shares den come back n make dis comment.


Do u know how many people invested in shares back in d early 2000s?

Small 2k unit when u get people no go hear word dat na if u even get sef.


D only way u gain in shares is when u buy n sell not waiting for 1 year to b paid 5k or less.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Did Chicago State Univ Delete 1979 Yearbook from its website? - FactChec by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:28am On Aug 30, 2023
politicoNG:
FACT-CHECK: Did Chicago State University Delete 1979 Yearbook From Its Website To Protect Tinubu?



https://thewhistler.ng/fact-check-did-chicago-state-university-delete-1979-yearbook-from-its-website-to-protect-tinubu/


Ok since you say it is from another website why didn't you present the one from CSU website.


I bet if you have it on the CSU website you would have posted it but u are only clever by half.

Some of us don't take time to research hence you guys keep dishing out falsehood.
Romance / Re: Has A Married Woman Ever Tried To Seduce You Before? Share Your Experience by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:01pm On Aug 25, 2023
IconicR:
I didn't read your epistle. Oniro oshi

Didirin
Olori buruku
Agbayi oshi

U are just a pathetic fellow hiding with a female moniker.

U sound so stupid in ur quest for traffic, nairaland no go award u for the best with the highest mentions n likes.

See get a life cos it is becoming annoying of u posting on all thread just for mention n likes it only shows
Either u are a frustrated bitch or u are jobless.

No one stays or comments on every thread like u do.

Ur time online n mentions is even more Dan that of those who registered 10 years ago.

Does DAT tell DAT u are a good fellow?

Either u are insulting men or supporting stupid politics of which if I check u still dey beg for urgent 2k.

U forget DAT ur brother, dad n uncles, grand father is a man.

So get a life man

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Romance / Re: Has A Married Woman Ever Tried To Seduce You Before? Share Your Experience by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:26pm On Aug 25, 2023
IconicR:
Stop projecting the thing you ijaw people do over others.
Don't even bother quoting me

Senseless as always for likes n mentions

It is no longer Igbos it is now ijaws no wonder dey call u evening newspaper u registered just dis year but d insult u have received due to Ur stupidity can last u for eternity not to talk of d curse.

Try get sense

You must not always be on every thread spewing thrash, lookin for mentions n likes better still look for who to take care of Ur pathetic life.

U are all over d thread attacking just anyone like a frustrated dog on heat wirh no one to climb/mount


U claim to be matured yet all Ur post always sounds stupid


Ur time on nairaland is even more than dat of those who registered 10 years ago, it shows how frustrated n jobless u are

Try olosho business so u go get busy cos nairaland no go give u award for stupidity

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Crime / Re: Man And Lover Killed Themselves During Fight And Not Ritual Killing (photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:36pm On Aug 24, 2023
TinubuThief:

embarassed
Evening newspaper, go and marry and stop fvcking around

Hello guys, never buy newspaper after sunset

How many people still dey buy newspaper sef?

Na suya dem dey use evening paper rap

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Family / Re: The Guilt Of Locking My Husband Up For Two Days by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:58pm On Aug 22, 2023
Samantha124:
I'm sorry to say this, but your husband is childish.

If he was my husband and he starts emotionally blackmailing me like that by refusing to leave those police cells... I was going to leave him there until the police kick him out, or until he decides to leave.

As long as I'd have apologized to him and explained the reason why I got him arrested, I'd have left him there with his childish tantrums.

Maybe it's because I don't tolerate nonsense.


You have been on this thread commenting anyhow but if I may ask are u married?

Do u have any idea what it means for someone who can afford just anything to b broke.

No one is supporting d actions of d man but people like u are d problem of d society.

Now u heard frm just d lady n u have been saying all manner of things like a goat on heat just for likes nentions.

Try to hear from both side before u rant

People like u believe men cant b raped n it us normal but when it is a woman it is abnormal


Are u even married to start with ?

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Religion / Re: Nigerians Blast Happie Boys For Claiming OPM Pastor Raped, Impregnated Minor by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:55am On Aug 18, 2023
IconicR:
His nemesis is coming from the least expected angle and I don't have problems with that.
How can this man forcefully rape a minor, it's evil.
If you were the victim's brother I bet you won't be typing this

This is how some of u with Ur lousy mouth get into trouble, am not in any way supporting the pastor or anything but u coming to say he forcefully raped a minor, if you were asked to provide evidence, I guess you will bring the social media post.

Do u even have any thinking capabilities at all, boys that didn't even spend time with the man, if they have evidence why not submit it so everybody can see.

Or take d case to the authorities

Try to be productive because u are always on every thread chasing clout n looking for mentions n like.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Has Collected The Iphone He Bought For Me by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:25pm On Aug 15, 2023
Karen2024:
Few days ago I celebrated the iPhone my boyfriend bought me, but today I'm here to let you know that he has taken his iphone.
This was how it all started, he said he have a very urgent problem that I should help him with the phone so he will sell it. I gave him he sold it but I don't even know what the problem was. If I ask him he will only shout at me.
Truly, men are all scums. cry


From the quote "men are all scums"
I guess dat includes the men in your family like your dad, brothers, uncles any male related to you.

Sometimes you guys just sit down n type rubbish forgetting that the hand you are pointing is also pointing to you.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Customs To Start Charging VAT On Diesel Imports by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:34pm On Jun 19, 2023
BloomingDale:


STFU. How much is minimum pay?

Ask d mumu
Health / Re: Too Many Expired Foods And Drinks Sold And Consumed by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:31pm On Apr 19, 2023
headofschool:
òdè... after best before date item is not fit for consumption, there are preservatives in every processed food than can become toxic after best before. In developed countries, for the fact that the date is even close to best before maybe 1 to 3 months before , they dare not put it on display for customers or food inspectors

No mind d yeye guy na dem dey buy expired product in d name of it is not yet expired
Health / Re: Too Many Expired Foods And Drinks Sold And Consumed by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:30pm On Apr 19, 2023
TheManPregnant:


Your analogy does not apply here. The explanation was given as it regards food items only. Get some education bro! It's not hard.

His analogy is correct whatever definition you give on expiry and BB is rubbish so I should consume an egg of over 1year cos the BB date is January, you can do better if you don't know eggs have BB date also even fruits in supermarket.

Do you know some of he's containers (metal packages) become dark with time, stop consuming nonsense cos u read something from google

African man mentality is what kills us all, you yourself know that products are not stored or kept in the right temperature and condition in Nigeria.

Stop trying to justify rubbish abeg

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Politics / Re: A Word To The Dogs Of Opposition By Femi Fani-kayode by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:17am On Mar 26, 2023
Asgard13:
I really wish a open confrontation between igbos and Yoruba in Yoruba land .. yes Yoruba land ..


It will clear lot of doubts and respect restored.

Some mouth won’t run again in million years

One thing I know for sure ..
Anything that happens in southwest .. trust me no part of Nigeria will react ..

This is the certainty of it all


At your age you should know that war or fight has never solved any issue it will only lead to destruction which may even consume u.

You guys always say Igbos but forget the Fulani herdsmen that have been causing havoc across the country.

Go to Syria, go to countries were there are ethnic crisis of serious fight den u go advice Ur sef, war is not fought In a day it takes months or years at d end na u lose.

Try get small sense or mayb u should travel to warri to see d side effect of the crisis between ijaw n itsekiri, I don't expect u to know the economic impact but till date it is still there.
Politics / Re: Opposition Planning To Truncate My Swearing-in, Tinubu Raises Alarm by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:43pm On Mar 25, 2023
N3TRAL:


You see South East for my message?

I say make una try am for my town - facts.

Do u mind stating ur town
Politics / Re: Leave My Dad Alone - MC Oluomo's Son, King West Tells P'Square by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:02pm On Mar 19, 2023
OhBritannia:
Well well i am deltan and in my honest opinion even though it seems that he is been disrespectful to Mr p ( p square)
He has a right to defend his dad and he has a right to defend Lagos as being a Yoruba land.

He is no different that others on social media, even on nairaland, Trying to defend what they believe In. Whether he is wrong or not, it doesn't matter, what matters is that he has freedom of speech and we will respect it.

Before you insult him, some of you lots that will insult this young man have once in a while insulted this my p ( p square) when he had issues with his brother so don't come here and be forming angel Gabriel.
My whole point is that allow people to air their political believes without trying to attack them. That's the beauty of democracy.

Note!!!! I am just addressing this particular post of his.

This my address is by no means political.

You are quick to comment whereas d so called Delta state you come from is under developed with Keke n okada been d major employer of labour, first go develop Ur state because las Las u fall into d category of those that will be thrown out of Lagos.

Tomorrow when u go to USA or UK n dey tag u black man or nigga no need to shout rascism because it is their country n they have every right to defend their territory.

Lagos was a former capital which is y lots of people came here and by virtue of the seaport here which is d only functional one lotaof industries will b sited here also, if the ports were all working, other state will also have influx of people. Try read economics or Ur commerce text n u will know y places like pH, calaber are kind of populated than other states. Ozur

So when u want to talk first ask Ur brain questions if d gibberish u want to post is worth it.

I am from Delta, like full born warri pikin, no better road, no industry because our leaders have eaten all d seeds dat is supposed to be planted n bring forth great harvest.

D cane when dem take flog first wife dey corner dey wait for d second wife, today if dm pursue all non yoruba u too go follow.

Go develop Ur state

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Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Bestfriend That Her Boyfriend/fiancee Sleeps With Dead Bodies? by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:59pm On Mar 01, 2023
justyhere:
I can't explain. I can't put a logic to it but I know what I saw. It's hard to believe but that guy f*king sleeps with corpses and records himself.
It's in a folder on his phone. I now blame myself for not taking the evidence when I saw it but I can't even sleep knowing that kind of disgusting thing is in my possession. I'm so terrified
l

Does he work in the mortuary?
How does he have access to cadavers
Hence the other guy said Ur story is hard to believe though anything goes these days

What is Ur gender

A look at Ur profile says you joined Dec 2022 and all your post seems out of the blues more on relationship bothering on controversy n arguement.
Politics / Re: Let Us Deliver Sanwo-Olu, Let's Do Door To Door Campaign- Dayo Israel by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:30am On Feb 27, 2023
Richardonald:
He has seen the handwriting, obi the structurelessgrin party is giving them wotowoto in thier Lagos..
I heard they didn't vote in alaba, the margin could have been long.(inec) fraudgrin

Even if obi doesn't win this election, beating tilumbu in Lagos is enough for me this year..

I dey tell u, them beat person for he own street beat am for he own polling unit guy calm down make d beating no reach state level, if it happens bro Obedient won d fight even if presidency no reach dem.

For me LP or PDP but not APC for presidency

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Business / Re: Nigeria, The Only Country That Goes Cashless Without Network (pics) by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:08pm On Feb 07, 2023
Biodun556:
Some people are still insisting that Emefiele is on the track

Is Emefiele responsible for banks failed network?
Education / Re: FGC Ijanikin, Lagos Students Lodge Colleagues In Hotels For Sex Romps by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:25am On Jan 04, 2023
Omihanifa:
These students are only copying what they see everyday in the society. Nowadays everything is sex,sex,sex. Ordinary skit making, if them never use girls with big ass or boobs dem never happy.

Same thing applies to music videos and movies. They are now making sex and nudity look as if it's no big deal.

These ones were just unlucky that they were caught because someone got pregnant along the line due to ignorance.


Most skit now is all about knacking, not informative rather it is how to last long in bed as if sex na competition
Crime / Re: Owo: Dozens Killed as Terrorists Attack Church During Service In Ondo State by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:30pm On Jun 05, 2022
JaredNormak:
I really feel pity seeing you drool all over this thread. I'm old enough to be your father but I won't return the insults again.

My advice to you is to condemn these atrocities now before it degenerates into what your region can no longer contain. Sensible people don't cut off their nose to spite their face. You shouldn't start killing yourself because it seems the presidency is not heading your way.


Just one thing to tell u in the comin days u will be arrested. Just mark it here
These Amotekun boys no dey see your scratched Abobaku face o, them no wan know if you be omoluabi or omo ale, better seek refuge now in Maiduguri or if too far from you, try Benin Republic as you lots always do.
Crime / Re: Owo: Dozens Killed as Terrorists Attack Church During Service In Ondo State by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:19pm On Jun 05, 2022
JaredNormak:
I'm a Christian from Yobe state, I condemn evil when I see one, but you unrepentant idiot will soon dance to the tune of karma if you don't change your ways.

Ozuor!

Na God go punish u, uncircumcised animal, all of u supporting this massacre will face same fate.
U are so so stupid to talk like a fool in this thread n If at I know u physically I go beat blood for your mouth, idiot, I go surely send your username to security, since u said it is Amotekun den let us start from there cos this massacre should not be left unpunished.

No one has d monopoly of violence what did innocent worshippers do?
U are all over the thread shouting Amotekun oga u dey mad or u dey ment?

Just for likes n mention make u no ge human sympathy, yobe is even among d poorist state in Nigeria n a not supposed u have a very poor n low mentality.

That In such a day u can you want to comment because of likes n mention.

Guy e no go ever better for u

Because AKT was on the fore front of establishing Amotekun now I know why u have bee mentioning Amotekun guy na God go punish u, I will go t any length to submit Ur user id to security cos from Ur post n comment so far it choose u know what happened today

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Crime / Re: Owo: Dozens Killed as Terrorists Attack Church During Service In Ondo State by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:43pm On Jun 05, 2022
Chaos14:
Me to i think op is trying to put his fake story straight

Na God go punish u, fake story or not this is human life, ode oponu
Politics / Re: Governor Tambuwal Declares 24-Hour Curfew In Sokoto by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:29pm On May 14, 2022
Pierced:
I don't justified the killing of the Christian girl by fanatics Muslims......but she was wrong.....she shouldn't av called the teachings or saying of the prophet rubbish........knowing she is in a public group dominated by Muslims.

I am a Christian and an Igbo girl.....that sells stuffs at mile 12 market in Lagos ( a Hausa/Fulani dominated market.......95 percent consists of northerners.........while the remaining 5 percent consists of other tribes).

During the Muslim fast...........I usually eat in my shop.......and my nothern neighbours usually see me.......and they will be like "ba hajjimi" (meaning no fasting). I am always like no fasting oooooo......with a smile on my face.....and they will be like it's not good ooooo......that I should be fasting.....that fasting is good.....and I will be like no problem.....I have heard. Meanwhile in my mind I will be like because u people are fasting.....the whole world must fast with u......mtchew.

Another experience was yesterday when I wore a sleeveless knee length gown to the market......they saw me and said that I was naked was wearing clothes........I laughed and told them that I was only wearing pants and bra and that they should remove their eyes from my body so I won't make them sin

My point is in an environment u are the minority......be mindful of ur actions and utterances.

Na thunder go fire u, animal u are looking for likes n mention abi?

What befell that lady will Happen to every female including u in ur family, so we can come online to post rubbish.

Openu
Crime / Re: Ogun Police Arrest Man For Alleged Rape And Blackmail Of 16-Year-Old Girl He Met by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:54pm On May 09, 2022
saapphiere:
Because Nigerians are rapist .sympathizers

Stupid comment,tagging Nigerians as rapist same as Ur family members ode, giving Nigerians a bad name all in d name of likes n quotes.

How many Nigerians have raped u? Simply face d person dat did d rape not tag Nigerians n if u are not a Nigerian den Bleep off from our affairs n if u are a Nigerian by Ur comment it means Ur brothers n father's are rapist

Try to get a life.

Old hag
Health / Re: My Tooth Is Killing Me, Help!!! by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:21pm On Apr 16, 2022
heydays:
Good day , good people of this forum, i am going to go straight to my worrisome oral health condition, which is threatening my wellbeing,my psychological balance and i am so scared because i don't want something fatal and horrible happening to me.

I had tooth abscess operation done on my lower jaw teeth, i believe that is premolar and molar(2),subsequently the operation was done at a federal university teaching hospital and i have been relieved despite 2 months of being bedridden and transfixed.

Now to the main point of this boring essay, a different tooth, the last on my left cheek is broken.and sometimes with foul smell, the pain from the touch gives me unpleasant feelings no one else can fathom. I have a total of 3 teeth removed, 2 on the extreme left removed during the undesirable hospital experience, and one close to the extreme one giving me headache, insomnia,unpleasant feeling and below par performance in my endeavours. I am so worried because i feel some spasm in my body system, and aside from lacking the means or wherewithal to visit the dentist, i am very wary of getting the tooth off, because it would mean i would have no tooth at both end of my cheeks.

I am worried about the implications, scared about any complications whatsoever, putting it in mind the experience i had 2 years ago. I would also like to know if there is any affordable drug or antibiotics or anything 'magical' that would stop the bacteria from eating the sinews inside the cracked,broken and rotten denture.

Please help,i am depressed and getting downcast ,almost suicidal. Medical practitioner, dentists, and people of goodwill come to my rescue.

Take Mixanal tablet it helps, truth is ensure no food is left in the broken tooth, me I have 5 broken tooth n I never reach 40.

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