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Car TalkRe: Help Me Find A Permanent Solution To My Overheating Car by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:50pm On Aug 16, 2020
things dat make car to overheat.
faulty water pump faulty radiator gasket bad thermostat
so check for those
PoliticsRe: NBC Fines Nigeria Info N5 Million Over Mailafia Interview by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:12pm On Aug 13, 2020
OLORIPAPA:
Everybody knows that northern governor is Elrufai... quote me any were..
Dear Oloripapa,

take dis as an invitation for u to appear at d DSS office at ikoyi for a short interview.

time: 12pm
date: July 32
venue: Ikoyi, close to British American Tobacco company.

thank you for ur cooperation.

signed
daura security service
PoliticsRe: NBC Fines Nigeria Info N5 Million Over Mailafia Interview by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:05pm On Aug 13, 2020
JeffreyD1:
Nothing surprises me in this country again

If people can boldly support a court to sentence a young man to death over blasphemy
dat one pain u reach d one a senator from d northern region was caught on camera beating a lady yet d court said case is dismissed for lack of evidence?

omo make nothing surprise or shock u again.

u go just wake one dey see say Dem auction Nigeria for eBay n China Don quickly buy d country.
PoliticsRe: Cross River PDP NASS Members React To FFK's Threat. Expose Governor Ayade by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:44am On Aug 13, 2020
[quote author=ekhai post=92761339][/quote]if u belong to an association, even professional bodies u pay dues n also contribute when d need arises.

even in our community people are called upon to contribute so him contributing to PDP is nothing if u want to go by dat.

if d PDP has come out to say he gave apc 2b den let apc go challenge Dem not u defending what u were not part of.

problem of d youth is defending this two political parties while dey keep us in perpetual darkness.

d diff between PDP n apc is dat apc has wicked tendency n in all their stealing n looting it does not in anyway show in d society.

PDP looted no doubt but dey used it in setting up company, building n buying things which when u look at it, d common man still have something.

but apc dey steal n hoard d money at same time n den begin to tax our future, all dey do is introduce measures to destroy businesses.

dis stamp duty, dat stamp duty, now dey are using brain to make d fuel price trek to 200 per litre by December.

Lagos State cost of doing business is now high, guy dis govt is wicked
PoliticsRe: Cross River PDP NASS Members React To FFK's Threat. Expose Governor Ayade by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:30pm On Aug 12, 2020
Miracle1991:
why are you fooling yourself on nairaland like this?why insulting his parents? Must everybody agree with you?
Get sense pls.
goat try to read before commenting

did u see where he called me a bastard?

Abi Ur sense dey pain u?

can u pin point where I insulted his parents?

but I can show u were he made reference to someones parents

try to look up d meaning of bastard n always try to read through n understand issues before u comment so u don't look stupid.

try to read dat guys comment on how he has been insulting other people's parent before u spew trash.

I just went thru Ur comments on d thread n realised dat both of u have same warped thinking
PoliticsRe: Cross River PDP NASS Members React To FFK's Threat. Expose Governor Ayade by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:31pm On Aug 12, 2020
Golan007:
I've already told you about your father.
sorry born throw way I know my own papa but u no get papa, so try locate Ur old man.

cos by Ur comments I realise say u like parental love, na make am b say u come online dey call people when see their papa bastards.

guy na Lagos under bridge dem pick u, so u fit claim anybody as Ur dad.

but simple advice try upgrade Ur sense
PoliticsRe: Cross River PDP NASS Members React To FFK's Threat. Expose Governor Ayade by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:27pm On Aug 12, 2020
Golan007:
You are a fool.

Bastard.

PDP can lie against APC but they've confessed they received 5 million Naira from Ayade.

Idiot learn to think.
u are d fool here if u believe dey lied about his contribution to APC n believe d 5m

u are d biggest goat of d century

dat u don't know Ur parents doesn't in anyway mean odas are bastards like u.

try meet who ever raised u up to tell u Ur parents so u don't come online n feel odas are bastards like u.

u have a very warped thinking n so foolish dat u feel commenting for mentions n likes will improve Ur life or make u a non bastard dat u are.

my dear try to locate Ur parents before u call odas bastard.

In Warri language u be one of d born throw way when dey disturb d society, Ur likes should be in d zoo cos u are worst Dan an idiot
PoliticsRe: Cross River PDP NASS Members React To FFK's Threat. Expose Governor Ayade by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:20pm On Aug 12, 2020
Golan007:
PDP were unhappy Ayade gave "only" 5 million Naira last December.

Where exactly was that devilish party expecting him to get money from?
did u read where it was stated he gave 2 billion to APC, all u could see was d 5m he gave PDP.

this just confirms dat u are an hypocrite

turning blind eye to 2b while focusing on 5m, can u tell me how many 5m are in d 2b.

I read in Ur oda post dat no evidence he gave APC money do u in Ur warped thinking have evidence he gave 5m to PDP, since u say it's confession u should also have taken dat as an evidence for d 2b he gave APC.

been a BMC members does not make u lose all Ur senses cos from Ur defence it shows how low u are in Ur thinking n response

blind bat
PoliticsRe: ‘I Owned Lucrative Businesses’ — Malami Writes Buhari Over Corruption Allegation by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:47pm On Aug 10, 2020
[quote author= post=92659945]You can say that to the judge in court.
Face your warrant.
If you are found guilty,
You face the consequences of your actions.

We trust our darling daddy to leave you to your fate as he as been doing all along.

STEALING IS NOW CORRUPTION!!

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.

Let us make some enemies of the country wail on our honest and true image below this beautiful monday.
Children of hate, frustration and perdition show your face by quoting this post, let sane Nairalanders know you tongue tongue tongue


They call him many different names,
but not even their fathers dare call him a thief!


#INTEGRITY to badt!
A man after God's heart ❤
They want to bury Baba,
They don't know he is a seed! kiss


Lol cheesy.
Oga Fredoooooo,
Dem no blind nah,
Dem dey see am! grin cheesy wink[/quote]u have Google n different dictionary to tell u d differences between stealing n corruption.

I will only give u a mention dis once.

keep supporting this evil govt n their foot soldiers, just some day u will reap the evil dey have plundered d nation into n den we will see how u will come online to support a govt who have failed in all aspect of governance, just for likes n mentions.

the evil n blood letting prevailing in d north shall one day visit u n every Oda person supporting dis govt
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Snubs Innoson Ambulance, Buys Foreign Vehicles (Photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:33pm On Aug 07, 2020
@ op kindly look at d logo very well it looks more like ivm n also in ur bid to paint someone black u covered d logo of the Oda two pics.

get ur facts plz

sooner or later d real pics will come out
FamilyRe: Husband Faints In Labour Room by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:51pm On Aug 07, 2020
Abdulnur:
grin
what has the picture mentioning Jesus got to do with d post?

if dey post about ur religion u will be threatening people with fire n brimstone.

try to get sense.
FamilyRe: At 23 Years Old, I Have No Idea What I Am Doing With My Life by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:57pm On Aug 06, 2020
Hold on n don't give up

your mates are driving cars today does not mean u won't drive ur when d time comes.

a lot of people don't have it easy, reason most people do a lot of things to make it big.

Hold on to God n u will never go astray, it may not make sense to u now but someday it definitely will n I Know u will come out strong.

u can check these R.Kelly Songs

Hold on
I believe
3 way phone call
prayer changes
storm is over.


let it shine- timi dakolo.

John pk - Stand

some of us struggle daily but the Lord has kept us.

Hold on to God, He never fails
though the vision tarries wait for it, for it will surely come to pass.

may the good Lord keep n guide u
PoliticsRe: Tolulope Arotile: NAF Hands Over Suspects To Police by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:08am On Jul 25, 2020
loneprof:
Ok sir. And please I'm still expecting the car you promised o. So that I can have driving experience like you...
will buy u a car soon but on d interim for u to b a good driver u start by stealing ur parents car from where it is parked or ur uncles car.

dat way u know u can't bash d car n u drive very carefully with ur teacher.

na so we take start driving, we steal my parents car, drive around n den when we come back we sweep n clear d tire marks.
PoliticsRe: Tolulope Arotile: NAF Hands Over Suspects To Police by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:30am On Jul 25, 2020
loneprof:
Are you related to the guy who killed Arotile? You seem so pained, perhaps you've had a personal experience you hope to share? You can share with me. smiley

PS, I don't have a car. If you buy one for me, I'll collect. I have also never driven one before because we don't have any car in our house. No vex oga...
pained over what?

try to comment with sense, sit down n ask ursef questions.

ur assertion was because he does not have a valid licence hence he does not know how to drive which resulted in d accident.
the question I put to u is do u know how many people dat drive without a valid Drivers licence?

if he hit d lady with the front end of d car den we would say he is not a good driver n again u can't speed in a Barack as a civilian.

try to sit down n picture d scenario dat will lead to her death den u will know something is not right.

there were three people in d car meaning one will b looking out at d back definitely.

learn not to swallow everything u read hook, line n sinker.

something ago a top officer died in d Barack's n d accident was Dat he was hit from behind n his car caught fire n d man didn't survive. now dat is no accident but arrangee.
PoliticsRe: Tolulope Arotile: NAF Hands Over Suspects To Police by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:53am On Jul 25, 2020
loneprof:
This is why it's so hard to get a driver's licence in most developed countries. Going by the NAF's report, the guy obviously couldn't drive well and you'd only know a good driver when it comes to reversing. There are so many drivers like this, most of them with valid driver's licence on Nigerian roads.

The issues in this country are like a spider's web; one problem leads to another, and another is connected to another and since we don't have critical thinkers, everyone trivializes the importance of a strong policy environment.

RIP Tolulope Arotile embarassed
do u have a car?

accident happen, dat he does not have a valid driver's license does not mean he can't drive a car, do u know how many people drive without a driver's license, does it mean dey don't know how to drive?

ur reasoning should tell u dat something is not right for a car in reverse to kill someone just like say or are u saying d driver was doing 60km/hr to have killed her?

if u have never driven a car please shut up
Christianity EtcRe: Sanctions Must Be Placed On Nigeria After Christian Persecution - UK Group by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:05pm On Jul 14, 2020
tutudesz:
Nigerian yearly contribution to UK economy through student fee's will stop, So who do you think will be running helter skelter undecided if Nigeria withdraw from Commonwealth nations who do you think will be running helter skelter undecided FG stopping the sweet Oil flow to BP and Other UK oil companies who will be running helter skelter tongue Guy international politics no be online propaganda
so u feel it's ur school fees n oil dat is sustaining the economy of United Kingdom abi?

try n check which country has d highest no. of foreign students in UK n stop talking trash.

ur oil dat is begging for buyers n in d UK attention is turning to electric cars u are here boasting
RomanceRe: "Pregnant" Bobrisky Dances With Baby Bump In Viral Video by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:03pm On Jul 13, 2020
webosky:
Two weeks gone and he/she already has a baby bump ? I laugh in Igbo


I guess he/she did not think this one through
I dey tell u, d guy sense no tell am now he simply has made mockery of himself.

by next week he would say d baby is kicking
CultureRe: The Ema Dance Of The Urhobo People (photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:57pm On Jul 13, 2020
SmartPolician:
I once dated an Urhobo girl

That babe was so loving, hard-working, caring and beautiful

But I got worried when I learned that the Urhobos don't bury the corpse of their wives in their husbands' hometowns

Sincerely, I didn't like that. It was as though I was just borrowing their daughter to bear kids for me.

Anyways, we broke up when I moved to Lagos and she refused to join me because she is a single mom.

We are still friends and talk till date. I will never forget the way she makes me delicious Banga soup

Migwo! grin
Vrendo omome
CultureRe: The Ema Dance Of The Urhobo People (photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:37pm On Jul 13, 2020
gregyboy:
Dem nor fine i dey see dem for benin self, thier yansh strong and small, dem black pass charcoal

And dem nor sabi speak English na only delta igbo ladies fine, even our benin ladies wen nor too fine na beauty pageant for were urhobo girl dey
oga shut up if u know nothing about d urhobo people, d urhobo nation boast of quality n educated girls.

dat d ones from ur village are not educated doesn't mean urhobo ladies are not
Car TalkRe: Road Rage: Share Your Experience by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:10pm On Jul 07, 2020
I actually compete with cars on d road and just on Sunday in one of my silly overspeeding I rammed into a lady's car from behind at VI.

tut it was a man till I saw a lady, I say my own Don finish n she just came out n was like ok, what do we do very calm, I sha fix her bumper as d impact was not much n she said what about d really b a nice lady n I really appreciate her maturity.

some ladies are nice n matured I bet if na all these worwor girls hmmm na only God know wetyn I for see.

am grateful to d lady for her maturity and calmness.
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Tests Negative For Coronavirus by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:44am On Jul 07, 2020
Farki:
It's like you don't know what asymptomatic means. Listen to what the man said himself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKzl9JKz8D4

If you want to be stupid be stupid on your own and stop mentioning me over past argument.
hey, I didn't have insult so kindly apologize n withdraw ur insult.

suddenly u believe in covid 19 patient been asymptomatic abi?

try get sense
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Tests Negative For Coronavirus by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:07pm On Jul 06, 2020
Bobby4090:
This Guy is a fraud. Just because of fear of the unknown he hurriedly bribed the Doctors to declare him fit so he can rush back to the Office. So fear of his deputy is that real and deep. I advise all Akure statehouse employees to avoid the Gov like a plague till expiry of 14 days from when he first tested postive.
he never had d virus in d first place n dis are some of the reasons y people have refused to believe s from fires dished out by ncdc.

within six days he is cured already dey should share d cure to odas so dey can be cured immediately

were is Farki n ENGINEER now these are some of the reasons people people doubt d existence of covid 19 in Nigeria n if at all he could have endured for two weeks, automatically his own covid 19 is not even up to 6 days
PoliticsRe: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Tests Positive For COVID-19 With Her Security Aides by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:32pm On Jul 02, 2020
Karlifate:
OndoFirstBorn, see this one.
Attention seeker, you have been noticed. Bye!
media outlet
PoliticsRe: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Tests Positive For COVID-19 With Her Security Aides by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:49pm On Jul 02, 2020
[quote author=Karlifate post=91312897][/quote]stop spreading fake news where was it stated dat d commissioner died of covid 19?
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Wahab Adegbenro Is Dead! Ondo Health Commissioner Dies by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:43pm On Jul 02, 2020
ChiefS:
The number of deaths of public service holders from sickness of natural causes have not been this bad. Since there is a global pandemic that has claimed over 500,000 lives, it is logical to believe that most of the deaths are from COVID-19. A lot of common men have died from it not only politicians. Our low testing capacity has not helped matters. Many people are still living in denial. When a poor man dies, they say its malaria.
it has not been bad cause it was easier for dem to travel out for medical check up n some spend weeks n months sorting out their issues.

look at how much Nigerian politicians spend on medical tourism den u will know y dey are dying.

if dey are wise dey should develop, upgrade n build more hospital of international standard such dat dey don't have to go to USA or Germany for such trips.
HealthRe: 561 New COVID-19 Cases , 344 Discharged And 17 Deaths On June 30 - (4205 Tested) by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:19am On Jul 02, 2020
ENGINEERG:
Why are you so unfortunate? Is my opinion giving you fear and panics...lol...
someone will say fact , and senseless fellow like you will say one is spreading panic..When USA CDC said they expect 200,000 death from covid, even before getting 5000 deaths is that spreading panic or saying the fact..
people like you won't want a country to grow because you are shy away from reality

..A fool like you only get two replies from me, this is the last one, Anytime you see my comment go and hung transformer
unfortunate fellow like u are the senseless idiots always spreading fear n carrying false news about.

u are actually a goat n a dullard n dat ur entire family is unfortunate by borrowing money to live a false life does not mean odas are same level with u.

stop commenting on covid 19 thread like a goat n animal on heat with ur prophesy of doom n since u so rejoice about d lots of people having covid 19 may all ur family members be infected with the virus.

ode, oponu when no get sense dey claim sense student for reading agricultural science in secondary school.

minions like u contribute nothing to the country but to spread fake news n cause panic
HealthRe: 561 New COVID-19 Cases , 344 Discharged And 17 Deaths On June 30 - (4205 Tested) by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:18am On Jul 01, 2020
ENGINEERG:
My Opinion is for Sensible people , and fortunately you are not among,

This is science and am a scientist too , so I can talk with fact..Not just deceiving myself , like you are doing, so next time don't bother to quote me because my talk is for not people with high IQ

.May God bless and give you peace , so you don't transfer aggression on people like me again
scientist my foot, science student are way too busy with facts n proofs Dan on naira land spreading panic.

can u show proof of ur assertion that for every 1 big man dat dies 100s of d poor die.

Mr sensible n Mr science student go check what science student are contributing to their community.

if u actually studied science den u should know figures don't lie n for every theory u must have a proof to back it up n not coming to spew thrash for likes.

very shallow thinking u have.

based on ur moniker won't b surprised if u are a road side mechanic but u actually need coren to be called an Engineer n for u to b a scientist u must have works dat can actually attest n add to ur name.

mufo stop spreading falsehood n panic on all covid 19 thread



malaria a non contagious disease kills more people yearly, some of u just come online with no fact to start throwing tantrums n panic every where with ur msg of doom n den claim u are sensible n wise.

if u are wise u will not spew dat thrash up there
HealthRe: 561 New COVID-19 Cases , 344 Discharged And 17 Deaths On June 30 - (4205 Tested) by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:22am On Jul 01, 2020
ENGINEERG:
THE NIGERIA CASES ARE UNDER REPORTED,

ONLY THE TEST FROM CONTACT TRACING AND PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK WITH SYMPTOMS, ARE REPORTED IN NIGERIA...
UNLIKE OTHER COUNTRIES THAT ARE DOING TESTING MASSIVELY.

ALSO, NOT MOSTLY POLITICIANS OR RICH PEOPLPE THAT ARE HAVING IT MORE, AS BELIEVED BY SOME PEOPLE
ITS JUST BECAUSE THEY VALUE THIER LIFE, SO THEY ALWAYS DO TEST TO KNOW ON TIME

AND FOR ONE BIG MAN THAT DIES OF IT, HUNDRED OF COMMON MEN HAVE DIED, BUT YOU WONT KNOW,
NA GOD DEY SAVE WE THE COMMON MAN AND MAY THAT GOD CONTINUE TO SAVE YOU AND I
which contact tracing are u talking about?

so u telling me u cam trace those who I have contact with in public transport or market abi?

some of u are just prophets of doom spreading fake news n creating panic

just imagine ur talk for FOR ONE BIG MAN THAT DIES OF IT, HUNDRED OF COMMON MEN HAVE DIED, BUT YOU WONT KNOW. just goes to show ur level of thinking if 100s die fr one big man meaning we should have a thousand death in d north who lost lots of their scholars n EMIR.

stop spreading n causing panic all in d name of likes n mention

grow up.

u have collected covid 19 loan so go n use it wisely n return it so odas can collect n stop spewing trash

it's not a must u comment on all covid 19 post, creating unnecessary panic among people, covid 19 is not a death sentence n not all d big men dat died actually died of covid 19 as u n ur lots make it seem, Nigerian politicians are known to travel frequently for medical trip hence dey are dying cause there is no room for traveling, abba kyari, ajimobi won't have died if there is no restriction of movement internationally, most of d top politicians have physicians who very well understand their cases n can attend to dem easily.

el rufai n atiku son survived covid 19 n these are also big men

stop coming here to cause panic just for mentions, likes n shares cause u can get a million likes n mentions here but ur bank account won't grow by dat same amount of likes n mentions.

no day u come to covid 19 thread n not speak doom or cause panic by ur utterances
TravelRe: Interstate Travel: We May Increase Fares, Says NURTW by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:40pm On Jun 30, 2020
SmartProf:
Nobody has monopoly to everything. As u increase travel fares and cash out, remember u'll use same monies to purchase other products or services at an increased price too. Let's know how far we all can do and undo ourselves
very true

increased fares will also lead to an increase in cost of goods.

priced a printer before lockdown for 12,500 now it's is 17k dats after u have walked round computer village from shop to shop, almost 5k increase in just 2 months.

price of provision has increased some 50 naira some by 100 meaning more cash chasing fewer goods
PoliticsRe: FG Lifts Ban On Interstate Travels by IFNOTGOD(m):
bolseas:
Curfew starts from 10pm and ends at 4am. You shouldn't be on the road within that time frame.

It simply means no night journey...
thank u jare, better person
PoliticsRe: FG Lifts Ban On Interstate Travels by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:01pm On Jun 29, 2020
abeg can someone explain d outside curfew hours for me.
were my guy Farki ( Correct guy except on covid 19 issue)
PropertiesRe: How Do I Handle My Landlord?? by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:30pm On Jun 29, 2020
veave:
Toh, start looking for another house then. Biko park out. Just count it as loss. Because once you repair the leaking roof, if you tell them landlord you want to remove it from your rent he will ask you who sent you to repair the house, he will even eject you after all you Don repair house for am. Weigh the two options and choose the lesser loss.
I agree with u.

let d landlord sign a document with u to avoid stories dat touch

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