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maclatunji: The husband's decision takes precedence in a case like this if OP's friend is interested in a stable marriage. If you are not going to be submissive to your husband, you probably have no business getting married.
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What is this, nitori Oloun?

Fashola for President? No,I won't vote for him.

He's an administrator not a leader,he'll do well as a minister or something.

My opinion.

Na Pe-pe stand beside him so? No disrespect but is she like pregnant?

Suggestion for Afam :

I will catch you
I will deal with you
Personally.

10 days for that small thing? Very,very wicked boy! God pass you,ntooooooo

Sooo, you sit your fat ass at home and demand that your parents give you allowance for "eating,sleeping, nlding,fbking etc"

Have you thought of doing something for yourself like sweating to earn your own money? The easiest jobs to get nowadays are part time gigs like ushers for event planners, car wash biz(low start up capital), coaching primary school students, mobile advert personnel,home cleaning and laundry and so on but no, you are too fly to work.

Frustrated ko,castrated ni

How did this happen ?

The man dey Naija here take buy the company for Malawi? Make e no bi some "job guys" hold the man for work. East Africans are not known for their "love and hospitality" to W. Africans, Naija especially.

Make the wife go arrange with her Gyn to declare her unfit to travel until she is delivered of her baby. Or she stand up to the husband,head to head and insist she aint going nowhere until she's done with school.

You meanies!

Got this boy hard and worked up then left him soft and dry.

OP,that Efe's deal looks like your last option. You better grab it. Like grab some carrot

bosslife850: @Ify you must have a really hot temper..
So what's up now its not good to be wasting time.

Boy, na "the congo procedure" hold the arrangement. My own set up na - Arise and shine.

LMAO @ not good to be wasting time. Na so konji worry you reach? This early blessed morning. I don see who I better pass

YPP,you can have him. I dash you.

Yellow paw paw I found him first. Join the queue.

Tenk.

bosslife850: @Ifyalways... Hey i'm not begging for your time okay.
27 Male, i live in warri, benin, auchi, ph.
Congo.... wash then eat

Na so una dey miss luck. Do you know who I am? Google "senator Ify . . ." , ogbomosho east senatorial zone.

Anyways, I prefer "the congo" shined,shone then eaten. I can't compromise on that one lai- lai. At this point, it won't work between us.

I think Daresh is interested but too shy to ask. Try her. Good luck sugar boy.

PS: if you change your mind on "congo procedure" then we might likely meet @ Lagos. You know banana eyelands?

ASL nko?
Answer the congo query here so I can decide if you're worth my time. How "good" are you?

Where's your location,how much per hour?

^ those are vital questions you must answer here before we go private.

Hope you are light skinned? I've had enough amala dudu to last me till eternity,gaddemit!

Tenk.

Airforce1: Dis woman is shameless.
She just dey born pikin for different men.

Igbo people don't behave like dis..

You are not nice,hateforce 1

Okwa ima na Gene bu nwanne gi?Okwa ada Mba5.

He did well. God will reward him. Me likeyyyy

Are they still on the best friends ish or jungle don mature ie they've become lovers

Either ways,I'm happy my Dzorwulu sister is happy. Carry go Nadieeee. Otolege

jmoore: Dalu kwa nu

Ekeresimesi oma in advance. Ezigbo nmadu. E nwere m nwanne nwanyi ee,I ga aluriririrrrrrrrrrri ya.
Kedu ka Aba di?

ENDTIMES: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

How many people sit down to discuss how to get married talk less of what will happen if the marriage crashes. 98% of Nigerian women are looking for husband and not a companion.

Pre-nuptial agreement, ha ha ha ha!

I quite agree.Unfortunately

Una go just copy something wey apply for away people dey disturb us for our local ends.

No be when you see water for tap you go try manage am? OP,you don see electric blanket before? How una take dey use am?

@OP,for over 1 year,same situation? Thought you said you are a graduate teacher,they don't pay you ?
Are you still staying at the same house since last year or you got a new one and was given a fresh quit notice
Check -

https://www.nairaland.com/1202529/beg-name-god-please

https://www.nairaland.com/1102646/need-financial#12966208

etc

This is bad. Changing times. People no longer fear nor respect monarchy that much.

I hope the perpertrators of this evil are brought to book. I can't imagine the pain- roasted alive?
Awurade Forbid X 10000. All die na die sha but some deaths are deadlier.(NDC)

Pictures or you don't have a preek.
@OP,Post your full lenght picture here.How much per hour?
ASL please. Can you cook and clean real goood?

What do you do to a congo meat at first sight? wash then eat,shine and eat,break and eat

Hurrrry and answer plis cos your answers to me can determine and change your destiny for gooder.or goodest.
Tenk

Toshman,biko ga were oche azu.Ole Maria i na-akpo? Sis Maria bara conventary kemgbe ka o nwere Maria ozo ima?
Shior.
I hubeghi ihe o bula. Ihe ahu ga agugide gi ruo mgbe ihe gi ga-agbaji. O gbajie,Ify e nwere mee hotdog. no time

Agaba,hmmmmmn. Ma ndi NASA sokwa acho Agaba.Skimpy ole ihe i mere ya?

Fake i rikwa ndu ?

On point!

ifyalways: I sometimes find the whole ish nauseating to be honest!

There should be a firm line somewhere. People should be taught/encouraged to toughen up and face life when it hits them and as usual, we Nigerians not just abuse every "opportunity" but also over-do each fad.

Every small problem now calls for a suicide thread. Anyways, this phase too will soon fade.
190fan,had financial problems,business gone bad bla bla. He started with a suicide thread(emotional blackmail) and when the thread didn't swing to "ok-lets-get-him-some-donation" ,he came outrightly clean to ask for 170K or so,when that too didn't get any steam,he deactivated his account.

People have problems,get depressed and might think suicide but then when it becomes a trend(as its gradually becoming) then the society would soon get used to it and IGNORE.

Money,wealth comes over time. Todays Youth want it all overnight,no patience. If you fail,you must learn to rise as opposed to threat to kill yourself.life will go on just fine without you. There are nlders that I know from the job section that have been jobless for years,I really really wonder how they survive but you still see them hopeful, loving life and struggling.
If you've given up on yourself,why should I bother?

Life is tough,we MUST force ourselves,accept,decide to deal with it.

I said this. And i will say it again.

We all have problems at one time or the other in our lives. Threatening suicide because of financial difficulties is NOT a solution. never been and never will. If you've got a problem with my opinion,deal with it.

Royal Roy:

Didnt read this part earlier.

So Ify you got it all figured out right?

Na wa for you o.

To think this person you claim to have "come clean" actually had real issues and people spoke to him in details.

Am really amazed at the way you jump to conclusions.
Same balderdash you kept spewing on the thread which u later apologised for.

Stop being all knowing when you can't even see beyond your nose.
Not cool at all.

Dis thing wont just stop. You ignore it but no,it comes back sniffing for shyte to pick.
Na you dey spit balderdash. You and whatever that swings your freaky boat.

Take your e-cool face and stuff it where the sun does not shine.

Lie lie OP don change him thread title

Funky man I thought you claimed it was a real picture of you and Messi? Nld kill your dreams and you quickly change title to "my first photoshop" LMAO

I like you sha. Quick to lie and fast to accept defeat when caught.

Go and improve your skills- lying and photoshop.

Drivers wanted at Starbright school, Agungi.

Location : a bike or keke from Agungi bus stop will take you to the school.

Tosh mechie onu nsi gi. Feli wu ada Ehime Mbano.

Skimpy ole ihe I mere Agaba? Anya a hubeghi ya kemgbe o gara weekendi na nke gi. O dikwa risky- skimpy a tuwala Agaba ime.

Ehen umunne m, anya unu gatu na threadia. O di nma inye enye karia inara anara .

www.nairaland.com/1522558/tehns-2nd-annual-end-year/2

I actually wanted to take the thread serious until I read that IGBO's were the original inhabitants of Ile Ife.

Mischief makers.