₦airaland Forum

Afunkybaby: When i look at myself i hate my self, i just want to die so that everybody would be happy and they would leave my alone,hmm anything i try to do right i only end up making it worse, i hate myself. By next year December it would be ten years after my mum died, i dont know if i can cope any longer, i have lost the will to go on.

why do you hate yourself?

If you don't love, appreciate and admire yourself do you think anyone else would? Sorry about your Mom's death and YES, you can cope with anything. . .if you DECIDE to,against all odds.

Stay alive. Life is beautiful.

dayokanu: Can you explain the part in bold especially the deep bold

ori eja if you quit being stingy ,you'll get that kain "enjoyment" too. I can imagine the level of gbadun-ness our Oga footballer dey enjoy.

OP,eku gbadun.

Awww. Slimyem save Obowumi please.

Ama ndi a na-eze. Ndi iro m a chorola m bia, Agaba na Tosh,unu a chotago Jisos ?

Tosh gee nti :
#i have finished with u guy,
Since a long time ago,
But u still need nkwa from me
I've got no time for you#

Kreami kreami, asa di very Ok.

After abusing us living in Naija you expect us to support you? You know how much MB cost in Naija wey I go come waste am dey vote for "spices", common spices ?

Shiorrrrrr. Ntooooo

beejaay: throwing it on the outside roof of the house while facing back

funny isnt it

lol
I did this.

What's new? All Nigerian politicians are liars?

Who cares really ? Not me!

What would happen to the so-called seized properties? The officer nko,are we seeing him in court soon or as usual he'll be deployed and promoted to another agency?

Benin Republic + Canada - Musiwa = Never-gonna-happen .

Go cash less people,cash less. Someone somewhere knew the "routine" and arranged boys for them. How much does a POS machine cost?

May the living learn,may the injured get well soon.

Happy birthday,chief Nld resident ashawo man.

The woman though . . .tattoo and all,not easy on the eyes.

How is this politics? Make i go call Musiwa make him come mapomeji this thread

This is so sad to watch. WTF !

StarFlux: Hmm, interesting. I wonder if that is the original meaning or if it was changed.

Me too.

Omonna da ,the time you spend trolling you is enough for you to answer my question. All this love for Igbo's? We loff you too.

agabaI23: O asi. Gwa m gwa m gwa m onye m meere big brother n'ime crotchet ya.
O dika I chere na m bu Tosh

Gwa m gwa gwam gwa m onye mere Nightnurse ?
Gwam onye mere Ibochick
Kedu onye mere Uzzyan ?
Olee onye mere assist Felimbobo ?

E + T + C

Dreamsinbc: Biko Tosh, munwa na onwe m chokwu ima ihe bu irukwuru-irukwuru. Ka mmadu mara mgbe oso su.

Ify, nkili ka m ne kili gi na Tosh na Agaba. Emecha ka m ga ju gi ihe ha mere gi.

hahaha,I choro ima ihe bu irukwuru from Tosh ?
See you in nine months time

I bet she's been doing that,nipping on customers account for a long time but this one just open her nyash .

The judge sef. Pesin thief 10M you put her bail @ 500K ?

Bush law for bush people.

Police dey waka-about for that place checking who get fowl and receipt of purchase ni?

Good for 'em all. Shior

[quote author=soul_glo]In the US it is illegal to take money for an organ. Are there no such laws in Nigeria? If money exchanges hands it does not matter that she consented. She will go to jail with her one kidney[/quote]if she's an adult and consents then she and her madam will DENY it even if the OP has proves(which he doesn't have) .

macjive01: I am keeping an eye on this matter, don't want to involve police becos , she will simply denial and might even turn it around.

then NGO , i have no proof, she could still do it and say they girl ran away.

i have decided to put things into God's hand. with strong prayer and fasting.

Is this what you'd have done if the girl your relative?

How old is the girl? Can you talk to the girl privately, find out if she's privy to the plans and what she thinks about it?
It won't be a surprise if the girl knows and consents FULLY probably because she's offered or promised some money. And in this case,especially if she is an adult,there's nothing you or anyone can do.

If she's a small girl and does not know her madams plan,let her know that her life is in grave danger. Her options are to run back to her relatives or take her to NAPTIP or OPD. Police station na waste of time - they might lock u up then close the case with their usual " na family matter,go home and settle" after collecting egunje from madam

^ ^ lol. Its now "party"

Yeye dey worry Seun.

RedBenson: ; D May be it's hypocrisy trying to act what they are not or may be not, but as obvious as it's, d entire nairaland looks so comical starting from oga @d top (seun) to the least small boys like 190, yuzedo, born2fuck etc. I mean if Seun and his team could come out so comically changing world wide constitutionalized words and thier meanings to somthing else, why shldnt the ordinary members turn the forum into a comedy show?

Take a look @d below

Di.ck (Pe.nis) = Joystick

Pus.sy (Va.gina) = Kitty-cat (Abeg what's pussy)?

Br.ea.st = Bossom or Unmentionable (Abeg is there anything that cannot
be mentioned?)

Mastur.bation = self-service

Fin.ger.ing = hand-service

An.a.l sex = BehindBased

Dog.g.y = Doggy

Fuc.k = Bleep

S.e..x = intimate

Orga.sm = Heavenly feelings

a.s.s. = bottom

Clitor.i.s = female hardcore (abeg wetin be 'hardcore'?)

Threes.o.me = Party sex

Bi.t.ch = naughty lady

Asha.wo = love peddler

R.ape = molestation

Rap.ist = molester

Po.r.n = Indecency

Se..x toy = intimacy gadget

Diildo = Love machine

Pls add yours!

I thought 3s0mes was triple sin? Did it change? Let me confirm
Seun + Mukina + Obinoscopy = party

The girl gan no try. Did she know you bought a charger ? Or perhaps she's not yet back from wherever she went to.

Either ways, its a random act of kindness, God won't forget

Sorry but I can't keep this within me.

So,what you actually needed was financial help, 170K and the suicidal thread was a smoke screen?

I dislike emotional blackmailers. Goodluck

Tonto please move on. No FP for you anymore.
Seun clearly has moved on . . .to Beverly.

Job hazard. Pele o

I no know say people dey still go that dry Grotto place.

If the bike like make it get wings dey fly,I no buy am for dat amount.
Carry am enter street for Naija na okada dem go still call am,well Lekki folks fit pity you call am motor bike. Our road no dey bike-friendly kpa kpa so na cruise at your own risk things.

Gbogbo big girls.
And they wont even invest the ill gotten money wisely then stop. Im sure she spent proceeds on Brazilian/Indian hair, aso-ebi for owambes wey dem no kuku invite her.

Her pooshie go hear am. From Sars cell to Kirikiri/Ikoyi na so all man go dey tear am go. Do the crime,face the time.
Shior

The only blood i want to see being shed/spilled is the ones of politicians. Their blood is rich and tight enough to wash away the sins of Nigeria. Poor man blood na water water and won't work.

@Amechi,start the revolution.Give Rivers state your blood !
Shikena

One of the advantages of keeping records.

That bike is worth USD 9K ? Dat na 1 full plot,dry land with C of O (Badagry,Ikorodu,Ibeju) money oh

Agaba,O bu m ugha?
Do you or do you not daba into crotchet via broda-ship ? BBI - Big brother Igbo.

Ele Tosh? O nwere nwa tattoo m huru echi gara aga,o na ajum ajuju Toshman.From the look on her face,o dika Tosh ji ya ugwo nkwa. Tosh chairman of oku nkwa akwu ugwo.

Eze Promoe,kedu kedu?