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Mu che che .
Fresh,young boy having fun. That your coat no be here.

Seriously though,is your elder sis's name Nike

@Onegig,wahala dey o
I opened the things as you said and it was just funny. Both files ie first and last opened as notepads. Doesnt make sense either. I have attached the screenshots.
Thank you.

dayokanu: Would you marry a serial killer, Hired assasin, murderer, ritualist, junkie, wife beater, serial rap11st, child molester or armed robber, who has "changed" ?

How do you people marry nowadays ? You meet someone in Lagos today,date for 3 months and marry?

In my place we ask questions,dig and dig before marriage so there is no such luck. If i find out after marriage,tough luck. Life itself na gamble.

I hope your brother uprooted atleast 3 of your teeth? Awon olofofo two penny. Your friends know that you are silllly,that was why your best friend could open his mouth and tell you such rubbish. If na for my family,we all go gather beat shege comot for the stooopid friends body then go lock dem for barracks. Next time they learn to zip their windpipe mouths and mind their business- if they have any.

If you were half the good,concerned brother you are trying so hard to portray,how come you never ever met your brothers bride until the wedding day? Is your brother an adult or a kid in diapers,how are you sure he not just know about the girl's past but was also part of it?

Bad belle kill joy. Your brother don marry public toilet according to una,oya quench if you must. Was it not men like you that were doing and getting her pregnant? You guys expected her to marry a ghost abi ? Everybody has a past - good or bad,so why use hers against her ? What if she's changed? Any evidence presented by a third party after wedding cannot be used against either of the couple and should be dumped in the trash folder.

This story is likely gonna be fake anyways. . .

Eribala m afo.

Anozim na gbaharia levels. M kwuru oto ? Efe adighi. Noro odu ? Nsogbu.

Sunday nke a sef. Scantee ezigbo nmadu, happy sunday. Tosh, I di sure na o bughi gi gbanyere m something "violent and volatile" n'ahu ?

Chei . Afo m ooo

odumchi: What does Nwabunor mean?

lovely name. Nwabundo - Nwando for short, is the female version, I believe.

@ChinenyeM, I'm finding it difficult to accept your definition of "Chi" . Besides scholars, Igbo literatures, we also have proverbs that aptly shows that "chi" is an individual diety,god or force.
Onye na chi ya not anyi na chi anyi.

I'm all ears and want to know why you think otherwise.

Keisha, Kylie ,what's the difference ?

Who's gonna stop them?

Lastma,Kai,police(uniformed and plain clothed),soldiers etc are ALL guilty as pronounced.

@OP, is Migraine infectious?

Its a private party,was he invited/contracted to snap the dignitaries?

Some over zealous camera men sha. . . Make he take heart.

I've opened it severally but can't make anything out of it afterwards. No unzip option .only extract and when i extract,it brings me back to the same page as attached. Heres what it looks like after i click on open . Thank you.

toshmann: Bianu o, umunne m lee, unu agwaghikwanu m na naijiria na agba World Cup. Amaghi m na ha meriri de World Cup sef. Na wa o.

M ka na añu tombo Ify chefuru n'ulo agaba, ka m jiri nke ahu start-ia celebrations

Ify na ulo agaba kwa ? Enyi a ijikwa anya gi?

Irukwuru na nkwa e kweghi gi mara na a gbara finals echi gara aga? Ihere megbuo gi.

Tosh,njakiri laa azu, ole Darfur ?

Is it proper? - yes,so long as she can afford it.
Is it advisable? - no. Its best to have a trusted grown male relative around. Lots of Physcos and seexually frustrated,depraved minds roaming freely in town and single ladies living alone are easy and most favored prey.

Not sure, not my gaddem business either.

I've seen this man perform at the terra kulture and he was good.

May God comfort those he left behind.

donchris9999: Hahahahahaha. The guy don dey take style dey open your yansh for whom you are on this thread ooooo.

No worry, no fear at all your husband no go see him post. One day monkey go go market him no go return.

Musiwa, abeg go pay bride-price legalize the thing jare. Free things dey choke for neck oooooo.

*Yawns*

What's new ?

Hello wonderful peeps. I downloaded Opera on my laptop a few weeks back but I've been having a slight problem,possibly with the download process. I'll attach a screenshot. The thing pops up everytime i open my browser ie Opera.
What am i suppossed to do with it ?

Thanks in advance.

Na Toshmann be dis?
Ara agbala mad men.

08056002020 should work. Try it on Monday. I've used it before and it worked.

musiwa112: that why, when ify said , she will marry me, i laugh. if ify father dont say.. he dash me, him pinkin.. which can marriage be that. in yorubaland.. we give our women free to men.. even the wedding his paid for by the wife family.. this is the way, they help men to get married to their daughter. the bride father pays for the wedding.. that way. he get rid of his daughter..

Kini gbogbo epistle nitori Oloun? Bobo yi sha. Kilo nka Ify pelu oko ati Iyawo Obasanjo?
Dele,ko funny rara. Mi fe mo Mi o raye shyte . . .emi ni 3310

Chai, if only elections are won online!

Anywayz, Obodo e delugo. Few more days to go. I can't wait

otokx: It is not every job in any and any country that you take. Iran will hold this guy till they are thoroughly satisfied.

true.

Sadly for this man,it seems Mr Patel's hands are soiled hence his refusal to show up and resignation. Now he's gonna pay for the sins of another man.

Thank my God for journey mercies, the wedding was superb. The Young couple were so all over themselves. Love is good oooh. Kai,I want to honeymoon again.

To the loveless,frustrated bigots on NLD, may love find y'all.

Afunkybaby, don't expect everyone around you to love you or want to be your friend. If your step sis is hating on you for no reason - her loss. Perhaps she's seeing you as a threat: people hate when they just can't be you and are envious of you. Its her loss! Love yourself and be your self's best friend.
You are unique and beautiful - don't let anyone tell you otherwise. When your sis gets tired of hating,she'll come around. Your life does not revolve around her on anyone else, ignore her and make yourself happy.

Its a big world,you'll meet other people who'll love you just the way you are but ONLY if you stay alive. Focus on your studies and graduate with good grades, you'll get a job and be YOUR own lady- pick your friends and circles. Be patient with your dad too.

You are beautiful and so is life. Stay alive !

OP,your husband said all that in front of your niece while you did nothing but stare? Then you caught him severally stealing "unholy" glances at your girl and you just can't confront him,right there? Don't give men or ANYONE that free hand or postphone the doomsday ever again, the moment he said all those rubbish in front of your niece, you disgrace him instantly! You guys would settle later but the message is clear - you won't tolerate Rubbish from him.

Confront him. Why are you dancing around his fvckery? Let him know that you know what he's been up to and the "thing" wey dey wait am if he as much tries to fvck around with your niece,or any woman . Don't act dumb,he'll assume he can get away with any rubbish if you do. Shake him up,well well. You send away your niece,what about the other women outside?

I don't subscribe to sending away your niece who's done nothing. Talk to her ,depending on her age and your relationship with her. You send her away without confronting him, you'll only end up giving your hubby the impression that you are "afraid of him and his randy diick" . Who says he can't seek her out from your parents house or anywhere you take her to?

OP is clearly a learner. Welcome to the WWW.

Youngzedd: The man is an id1ot .
RIP

Not a nice thing to say.

The kids were all grown and comfortable,how come none of them offered to help out the old man? why would he take a loan if he's kids were well off according to the report?

E go better.

Only the traffic warders(Yellow fever),few of them,the ones that have been on the streets since 1800.
Theres one woman,old woman at Ikoyi bridge,she used to be at Law school.Very nice woman. I call her N500 mama and we crack jokes whenever i drive through there.

Bu ha ha . Mo raye shit . I dey find that 3310 to buy sha. Sexkillz use am flash me

Hordunlarmy: dats d problem, u find it difficult to vote to help sum1, hw den will u find it easy 2 donate in oda save a stranger's lyf

Shior X10.
I follow you talk? You no go vote if you want vote? clear off abeg.

pDude: Nne na wa o.

Nor be me get the business o

Na one nice Igbo woman whom i spoke at length with. At least she is trying to make a decent and honest living and not like our fellow enterprising brothers in Goa

And that "common spices" you take for granted in naija is extremely difficult to obtain abroad. Oyibo food nor dey agree with my tastebuds yet

lol
I don vote since morning. I fit arrange 1000 votes for am but she go gree make i dey supply her? Work shop levels ni .