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C'mon man is that biscuits @ last picture?

She posed to take a picture of herself handing someone a five naira biscuit?

I for poverty. Chai

cococandy:
It’s a fantasy story by the usual culprits

Lol

Its female bankers bash day on Nld.

As if any embassy will grant any child visa without a written parental consent alongside Govt issued id card of the parent not traveling with them. Nigeria immigration sef will not allow you board either without it.

obembet:
Hello Nairalanders, i just received this Mail today from a member of the great forum but she want her name to withheld.

I been facing serious challenges in my home due to my husband recent attitude. He suddenly changed and he doesn't eat at home unlike before. He comes back late unlike before. He doesn't play with me and he doesn't give me attention like before. All my efforts to know the cause was proven abortive. We did not fight and I can't even remember the last time we have quality time. I love him and I never offend him. I don't want to lose my husband, please what should I do.


Cc; Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Three options :
1. Fast and Pray

2. Get yourself a side man

3. Ignore him. Find ways to make yourself happy . Build relationships and bond with your career, relatives, great friends and children.

Choice is yours

YoungFr:
Good evening NL, remember I made a post about a girl getting pregnant for me some months ago

https://www.nairaland.com/4676286/im-big-mess-please-advice

So I followed some of the advice here and on IG, I told my wife everything that happened so she gave me conditions which I did.
Maywhile me and my wife have one child, a female child.

My problem now is that I got a call some minutes ago that the girl that got pregnant for me gave birth to a baby boy, how do I go about telling my wife that the girl gave birth to a baby boy without her getting mad or leaving the house.
Please your advice are needed, as for those who wanna insult me, you're also welcome. Thanks

Lalasticlala seun please help move this to front page

Have you gone to see the baby?

What are your plans for the child? How much have you set aside for his upkeep?

Who is gonna offset the hospital bill, buy diapers, formula, pay for circumcision and immunizations?

Storytime !!!!

How was he able to apply for visa and fly with the children without the wifes/mothers consent?

In the 0.2% chance that this is true, the wife only needs to send an email with the children's birth certificate/immunization cards, attach evidences which the man have generously supplied her( pictures in Australlia etc) and they will be on the next flight to lagos.

Bottomline : Story time

Igberetv; Numero uno for fake news.

The make up or filters or whatever it is is too much

Edited.

Geeez

Over sabi parents. Na dem sabi

zaynie:
Grandma Ifyalways, I'd like to send you a mail.
May I?

Yes please.

Good morning.

oziomatv:
Hello Ifyalways it's quite a long time. I'm happy to see you are still active on Nairaland. Wish you all the best.
Who else among the 2009 section do you still meet on Nairaland...I mean agaba123. Romeo. Nwando. Otele. And those yoruba fighters

Ozyyyyyyyy

Kedu ije. Most of those handles have deactivated, came back with new handles and deactivated again. Lol

Ify is still around and good.

SureBETarena:
Indians and Lebanese in same level as Singaporeans? No way, Singapore has been rated as world's most expensive city for five straight years now, that outlined their high standard of living.
Though she will do just fine in Omole and Ikeja GRA as you mentioned.
Amuwo Odofin is another place with high population of Asians.

Singaporeans have a better life in their Country. Check
Singapore is worlds expensive city. Check

In my circle however, Singaporeans living in Nigeria are rated same as Lebanese and Indians. I wont give them a second look on the streets, they dont stand out to me for anything, and if i were a kidnapper i definitely wont bother with them. They are just there, nothing about them.

Blaaah, get what i mean.

teebaxy:
I have a brother that got a driving job @ Dubai last month ... So far he has done medical over their and according him , he is awaiting emirate id with one other step before real training begin. To cut the long story short , our aim is dat he should go their and do proper survey and guide me on what offer would be good for me ...as at last week he told me their is this freelance package he would like d agent to run for me , that I will engage in a course when I get to UAE and that the course should cost me about #500k and after the course I'd be eligible to work anywhere to get jobs that would pay 5k+ dirhams monthly ... Pls I'd like to know if this freelance will actually guarantee me of getting job or I should stick with a driving job that can guarantee me a pay of 3k+ dirhams monthly ... Pls note : na bank loan I intend to use run all dis , which implies that I'd need to make a monthly payment without any form defaulting
Pls I need guidance

1. My empathy goes out to whoever that will stand as guarantor for this loan..S/he is about to go have his life messed up.

2. Your brother in Dubai is just about to scam you. Theres :
A) Nothing like 500K Freelance package.

B) Freelance visa do exist. Expensive , definitely over 1M but you dont any course . You just pay for the visa and as the name implies, you enter and hustle for jobs with it. You can do paid jobs legally with it(daily, weekly or monthly contracts). However, to qualify for freelance visa, you must be in the education or media industry.

C) No one, no certificate or course can guarantee you job. You gotta hustle for it like others. Unless its direct employment visa.

D) Dont take a loan to travel to UAE.

badadvice:
The beast has fallen!

In active service.

Nmaudu:
The drugs for the treatment of TB are free, and this pertains to government hospitals and some private hospitals. Most private hospitals still sell the drugs to patients.

If the patients need to be admitted, that cost is borne by the patients. If any investigation is to be carried out, it is also borne by the patients. They may need other ancillary drugs apart from the anti TB drugs, and the patient needs to bear the cost of all this. Transport money to and from the hospital every 2 weeks may even be a problem for these patients. Remember that these patients with TB are usually poor. These are the costs that are being calculated when we talk about catastrophic costs.

Thank you jare.

Those are regular petty stuff for an average/middle class but unfortunately for the poor, a big deal. I also believed and thought all treatment costs are FREE.

Watchfreak:
be realistic bro. We are talking of security here. Not how beautiful or modern the place looks. Those 2 places are like the most secured places in Lagos. I have never seen foreigners walking alone around agege or Ogba or any of the ghetto areas here. Let me know if there are "ghetto" suburbs where u find foreigners moving alone freely. My purpose of this thread is to know. I need realistic replies and not assumptions

You are funny, very funny even in your ignorance.

First off, i rate Singaporeans on same levels with Indians and Lebanese. Lots of British and Americans stay in Ikeja and mainland, move around freely. Nothing special with your Singaporean wife biko .

Better and proper Oyibo dey mainland dey hash on normal levels. Since neither of you is super rich nor works with oil/contracting firm, i doubt anyone will notice you sef.

Omole estate, Gbagada, Ikeja Gra and even some parts of Maryland are super cool and very secured so you can go on and rent a house.

cutieme:
I don dey the background since three weeks now.I got issues with my account here that was why I haven't come online for some time now.I just resolved it yesterday.Please I need a job seriously.

Im quite surprised, looking at your profile , that you finally settled for UAE. Why you didnt make this move several years back beats me.

I sincerely hope you'd get a job. Check Onyi2728 post.

EmirOMENT:
He is going to relocate this month because he is doing a contract job over there.

Wait until he relocates before giving him a penny.

Will you listen? No probably. You will pay him, get duped then come back with another handle to lament.

We dey here .

You be counsellor
You dey sell toto tightener
You dey do flip cash
You dey sell grains
You dey sell detox and weigh loss cream


You be the real man or woman. Hustle on but why make depressed folks pay 500 for counselling though?

Shayetet13:
DOTs strategy of providing free treatment for TB goes a long way, but treatment cost is not the only cost incurred by the patients and family. There are other direct and indirect costs associated. But i dont have time now to begin that lecture. You can google it

I saw you edited your initial post.

What are the other costs? Im not googling nothing. The onus is on you to provide the merit of your research or tell me what i dont know about TB treatment cost.

Yodexy:
By the way, is your picture one of a ship wreck on light house beach, tarkwa bay ?

No, unless the wrecked ship floated from Tarkwa bay to lekki beach.

Mizwisdom:
Might be a medical problem, probably the onset of dementia or Alzheimer

I see the OP ignored this. Shes obviously adorned the spiritual gown and gone her merry way with it.

While subtly calling your mom a witch, be careful ,you dont become one yourself soon.

You are arguing more now with your husband, focus on that and solve your immediate problem ie your marriage. When that packs up because you are chasing shadows, your mom will carry the blame.

Shayetet13:
This is a big challenge. I am currently doing a research on catastrophic cost on TB patients and their households.

TB treatment is free.

Theres nothing to research there.

They are indeed dulling while African world from Ghana and Asky from Togo are taking over the African sky/routes.

veekid:
You should get a life instead

You brought it upon yourself. Why go private to see common pictures?

If seller no ready to post real pictures and price of what s/he is selling here( not images lifted online) why not move on to the next one? Why the desperation?

I just dont understand una o. On top used stuff,when you the buyer should be the King fa.

Mukah1234:
okay sir

hit me up on whatsapp

Is it forbidden to post the pictures here ?

You win some, you lose some.

Jerry boy should rest. Cant even believe this man is still in Politics; Since Abacha regime? Made a whole lot of Abuja big madams rich in those days

Girlfriend or wife ?

He didnt read the golden book of revenge ; Before you embark on a revenge journey, dig two graves.

Will the wife mourn or throw a party on his funeral? The dilemma

knightehis:
CASTED!!! the way when people dey murder english enh E for better dey use their dialect o

But you ended up not correcting him.

Does that make you any better?

eventsmallchops:
I'm in Jalingo , Taraba State, North Eastern State

they are in Plateau State

I want to move to Abuja or Anywhere I get a job,

I want a job and accommodation JOB ,JOB ,JOB NOT MONEY , JOB means Money for me.

yes, internet is the cheapest means I have to reach out to the unknown CEOs , HRs and Manager from here, I'm educated and not just opportune , that proved I can work as administrative staff, its important I stay in touch at this moment so I prepared for it, I did subscription of N500 for 500 MB + 250MB Bonus yesterday afternoon at it will last me for a week, like I said, JOB JOB JOB!

Please, I hope you will recommend me to someone after answering all your questions.

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JOB JOB JOB!

MANAGERS , CEOs please help! a critical problem deserve a desperate solution before I'm kicked out of this free accommodation here Please.

I dont want to end up on the street like a mad man

I thought you wanted to kick start your small chops business, my bad.

I usually look at the Jobs/Vacancies section for qualified candidates whenever i come across an opening.
I hope you'd get someone to employ you soon.

codedrunsagent:
one thing i learn doing drug is tracking of ip adress of our client ..... I will hurt you

Okay. With this handle or your Pinkguy handle?

Hurter