₦airaland Forum

Jcole1985:
The moment SARS put cuff on this dude,the bitch would be gon

Before nko ?

Itz a next level things. No time

Seems the mother is not okay mentally, not an excuse to flog or touch her.

The biggest idiiiiot is the fella with the phone; giggling and all.

boiz2men:
Ify, this op said he needs someone who will give him 200k and feed him daily, he will double that money in one month to 400k... I asked how he intends to do that cos I was interested...



I decided to check his old posts and I found he's your customer.

Lol. My customer bawo?

Why does he still need loan abi financiers? All those Ify haters + alternate monikers + nwaneniiiii( major irritant ) couldnt raise that for him ?

You can follow his other handles ie flawlessangel and co to see how much of a business savy individual he is then follow your heart. I can see that Turkeyelex don deactivate. Did he deactivate all five of his monikers ? watch him resurface with another moniker(s)to attack me and like every post against my handle. My fans

gypsey:
I can bet my shiny brown ass that this SUSPECT is innocent, which court convicted him of Murder?

He killed a child.

The court of street justice sentenced and executed him.

C"est finis

Justice served.

Obiagu is everything

What a way to go @ the doggy girl.

Hunny08:
Pls I need direction from idumota to folagoro via public transport

Which of the Fola Agoro

olumbha:
pls how do I get to oyingbo from ojota

Oyingbo to jibowu Yaba
Jibowu(under bridge) to Ojota.

All via Danfo(Yellow buses)

grisskla:
Please i need direction using public bus from ojodu berger to balogun market(lagos island)

Brt from Berger to cms
From CMS bike or keke or trek to balogun.

^^^ Most folks with that qualification only go to Dubai for vacation, have good jobs here and are probably planning to migrate to Canada or Aussie

seyewest:
I think it's possible... it's like an experimental kind of thing in which she will agree for her child to be the ''Guinea Pig'' sorry for using that word.

Not necessarily.

There are lots of NGO'S in USA who handpick patients for free healthcare from third world countries . Might not be too common in nigeria because of our reputation and image but very common in Ghana and Kenya.

Icon79:
Hmm. Well, that probably didn't happen at MMIA because anytime I travel thru MMIA you have to go thru 3 or more different check points - starting from when you go to get your boarding pass ... 5 different people would check your bag, while begging you for money at the same time


O pari

I was talking about the airport entrance earlier but thinking of it now, how did he get/cross boarding gate?

He probably settled some airport ground staff who promised him passage.

Go Wike

Icon79:
So how did he get through the security gates without a passport and a ticket?

Strange story


O pari

Happens.

Those mopol and all what not at the entrance most times get carried away with begging,looking for first time travellers to intimidate that they forget their main duty.

Also, he might have told them he came to buy his ticket or rebook his flight.

ademolaadeyemi:
Hello Nairalanders. Please i need to know the names of bus stops fro Ajah to Lekki as they follow each other. Its very urgent please. Thank you.

Ajah
Ilaje
Complex
Vgc
Ikota second gate
Ikota first gate
Mega chicken
Ikota bridge
Ikota school
Eleganza
Chevron
Igbo efon
New road
Agungi
Jakande r/about
Jakande first gate
Ilasan
Chisco
Ikate
Elf
Marwa
Lekki 1

I think i missed one or two

Someone scammed you, you wrote this epistle without as much as mentioning the Britons or their Company name, the purpose of this tbread then is

Goldenheart002:
Yes ma, i give banana a lot, I usually blend it with apple and pear. I do give orange and watermelons too. Thanks ma, I will do as advised

Please stop the bananas, thats the culprit.

Why did she enter the "jeep" when it was corolla she "ordered"

Goldenheart002:
Good day mamas, abeg make una come to our rescue oooh. My 1yr old has not been able to poo for almost a week now, he strains so hard and ends up bring out hard, dry poo in little quantity. He always struggles to do it and sweats while on it. He takes a lot of water and fruits, we've been to hospital and we we're given liquid parafin but there seems to be no improvement. We were told to exclude bread, noodles and semo from his diet.

Pls does anyone knows some home remedy that can help soften his poo?

Cc zaynie
Liftedhands
Ifyalways
Giddyperson
Hunniesuzie
All Sabi mamas.......... Abeg "safior us"

Which " fruits" do you give him? Hope its not bananas

Reduce his milk(diary) ,red meat, bread intake. Give him more of prunes(the processed juice is fine) and fresh oranges.

She will be fine.

Keep away a lil something each day in your childrens name somewhere as you dey jolificate dey slay up and down, life can happen at anytime.

Invest in your name alone sometimes, when you can, with your children as next of kin.

Even wills can be contested in court. Be smart, love with your head and live in the reality.

You cant get to Fiji without atleast 2 transit visas on your passport.

There is nothing to hustle there.

Ticket cost at anytime is not less than 500K,use it and start your hustle in Naija.

chiboy1116:
I thought she's married to that k guy?

I think its all for media attention

carnal:
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it was 6 weeks then and not 6 months according to him its 11 weeks now

You wrote 6 months abi na typo

Your legs or artificial legs were bad last year, this year your brothers legs are bad

Tonyprisca:
Abeg wetin I wan go fry now

Is this for real? What crime did the boy commit that warranted such prayer abi what is he praying for

Wow

cococandy:
They think orphanages are built with fufu and rice bricks , roofed with sheets of crackers and have delicious milk and soup flowing from their taps.

Exactly.

faithfull18:
Last time I checked, an orphanage was made for orphans majorly not for charity.

Not in Nigeria o. Its the perfect place to dump a child made by irresponsible adults.

carnal:
goodmorning house,i have a situation with a colleague at work, they were granted visa (b1/b2) in late January, now wifey realised she is 7 months pregnant in mid-february after visa was out, she intend to put to bed in the u.s.
My advise to them;
1.write embassy and inform them that wifey is pregnant and they intend to put to bed since there is enough fund available.

Please gurus in the house, i will appreciate further advise to assist my friend.

See BS story.

The wife didn't know she was 5 months plus pregnant when she went for visa interview?

This is exactly one of tbe reasons Nigerians find it difficult getting visas ; lies and misrepresentation. She might think shes smart but she should hold her breathe, POE awaits her.

A colonel traveling alone or how did all his orderly escape

That person that said its "totally wrong for motherless homes to reject babies" must be a clown. Are the motherless homes running on sand and water? When was the last time s/he visited a home and made cash donations? ( not to go give them worthless shoes and clothing that even a mad person will reject or ctn of noodles and toilet roll and take 100 pictures for the gram)

That idea of take an unplanned/unwanted child to a motherless home is so silly , does not work and usually comes from people who in reality does not know how things work but yet must type/comment.

Orphanage homes are feeling the recession too. No aid or support from Government. They have to pay the nannies, cooks, security, admin staff, school fees, hospital bills, their rent and utility bills and still feed the children monthly.

Dont have children you have no plans for. No orphanage home( except baby factories that will sell the child) Will randomly accept your child from you. Use condoms or have an abortion ;Period.

If your religion frowns at abortion, please take the child to your religious house so they can feed him or her. QED.

Dope beat though,for pre highness

2face officially changed his name to 2baba so im not sure he can sue him for using his name.

Serves him right. Same fate await Amechi soon.

Rejected by men, Rejected by the gods. Last last we go beg Amadioha to accept them as unwanted sacrifice.

News is probably fake but who cares?