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Miss xyqsyz is serious abt this her love for Brash oooh
You opened another thread?Brash pls,see this girl ASAP.

haha Unlocked.Thank me

Tos,what can u do?
Can you write articles,blogs,sales letters,brochures et?
Can you type fast,do copy and paste,send bulk emails?
can you post adverts,e-marketing?
Are u computer guru ?
Are you multi-lingual ie speak/write french,German,Spanish etc.
If yes,join the ff site,Its 100% free to use and join:
Getacoder.com
Scriptlance.com and
http://www.getafreelancer.com/affiliates/ready2doit/
NOTE:you are not going to get rich through freelancing but it wud def. pay some bills and keep u going.If u are having problems registering,i wud be glad to help. . .and pls be honest when filling out the forms.Stick to what u are sure u can do !

No excuses for crime whatsoever,ALL crime is evil.
@Topic,thank God for his mercies.

PurestBoy:
I stopped using ATM for close to a year now since it was making me to spend recklessly.

LOL.
I'm so happy to hear this news,I know it might not be much but its a step and shld be encouraged.I never believed this ATM fraud is for real in 9ja till it happened to my mum and even till date,i still see it as a puzzle.Her Card got stolen at ONITSHA,she realised like after 5 hrs but it was already late,the acct have been cleaned in LAGOS. huh

infomister:
It works fine when opening the account but the owner will end up
closing the account by himself because such kind of Paypal account
is a no Paypal account. If you manage to fund it, then just foeget
about money because Paypal will block your account

08029582178

haha so true.
Funded one for someone,she still was not able to use the acct to buy anything.lol

SMSguru:
@Blogexpert, you have just spoken my mind and the mind of others that know that you can't fool Google by clicking on your own ads or telling your friends to go on ad clicking spree.

Google aint fools, believe me.

LOL.So true.

A jughim gi  aha gi awu Pres?  . . .am talkin of Pres-elect baby aka Darfur
Akwa aja wu one kain funny musician.a hurum ya in one trad. wedding,egwu ya masirim,sadly a hubeghim or nu maka ya again.Even ndi o biara kuora egwu na wedding a maghizi contacts ya. 
Kedu maka nnenne na akaraoku$?

U start by killing ur mother
na wao for dis kain jk

Marriage needs not just love bla bla to survive but lots of wisdom and patience.The lady shld have allowed her MIL to go with her to the mkt and bore the woman so much that she wud run back home herself.She went too far telling the MIL shes old school,wud she have told her mother same if she made such a request?.Sometimes we really dont understand the bond btw mothers and their children,Boys esp till u have one,so i guess she really hurt the MIL with that statement.
Well,if she wants to keep her home,she shld find a way to make peace to the MIL even if it means apologising,Lets face the facts,it wud really be difficult for a man to take sides with the wife over the mother,even if he does today . . . .he wud still one day go back to his mum esp African men.If u want a happy home,plsssss try as much as possible to see ur MIL as ur mother and be at good terms with her.Sometimes,one stoops to conquer.

I cant help but laff,the slap still let u see road come online type abi na pesin they type for u?
Seriously,did u get a doc. report for ur cuts,bruises and red eye?
Look for a good lawyer and sue them to court.
Start looking for another apartment.

Tell you friend to get a JOB ! ! !

Ujujoan:
Not just comfortable guys. . . rich!! My criteria includes: Good car, landed property, good and well furnished apartment, solid investments and a very well paying job.
I meet nice guys, good guys that really like me; but I can’t accept them cos they don’t have what all of the above. They could have some, but for me, the ones I listed are basic and non-negotiable

Basically, I believe a guy that doesn’t have all these things at age 28-30 might never be rich again; and I don’t want to take the chances.

Am I being materialistic?

Hmmn to seek for comfort is good but to overlook other things in the bid to get comfort is a recipe for disaster.
Uju those good boys that approach you and have some of ur criteria,what stops you from helping them(not finacially) to grow to ur ideal man?You can suggest biz or investment plans,You can help a man grow  . . .afterall men too help women grow.The most important thing is the potentials in the man,he does not have it today does not mean he wont have it morrrow.Dont wait to have it all Uju,you might end up losing it all.
Those guys that have it all HAD someone who encouraged them,they had someone by their sides when they had nothing.

@Poster,You are yet not married,If you think her IQ is not enough for someone you want to call a wife,simply let her go and find ur levels.

oilfielden:
@ToyosI20,The point here is every man expects to see certain level of values or probably smartness in simple things ,like taking care of your home without reminding her to do so, or even to call your parents to ask how they are doing when you are overseas,or even come up with simple initiative as your WTB to help ur life.May be her judgement ability needs to be improved,but whats the suggestion or skill to do dat.

@Gbogboaye, /I love my gf and try my best to support her.

Some men don't give their women the chance to prove themselves,are u one of such men?Men that want to do everything themselves,they don't let in their wives/gfs into their life,biz,plans or project but yet expect such wives to turn to a witch to find out what they are doing.
Give her some projects and see how she would handle it while you secretly monitor.Let her into your life and ur projects,show her you believe in her,praise and encourage her and she wud be forced to buckle up.

@Poster,Hate is a strong worrrrrrrrrrd to use.So strong.

when i said speak,i judge from what he types here.I dont need to know him in person.The igbo he or she types online is nothing to write home about(In refrence to Jenny saying he/she types good igbo) . .Not saying though that his NOT been able to type good Igbo makes him a non-igbo.

. . . . Onye uwa ya patara shinkala,i gaje i pajara ya onye ee
Uwa gi patara gi chi oma oo,i gaje i pajara ya onye eee
Uwa gi patara gi Feli I gaje I pajara ya onye eee
@Pres,i ma one man/musician a na akpo akwa aja?

3spade3:
GOD, when he freed me from the womb. Your brain on pause nigga?

biko,nwayo kwa.
Youngies,Darfur na Rubi,much love for keeping the fire burning

rubi:
Ala adighi nma bu uru ndi nze
One man meet is another mans poison

I stand to be corrected on this proverb if I am wrong

Rubi,I kwutere ilu a mana a chem na nkowa i nyere a dabachagi nke oma.
Ala a dighi nma bu uru ndi Nza=In the course of fighting crime,the crime-fighter enriches his pocket.
Youngies come and contribute.
@Topic,Onye gbajue iko,o buru nwuo
Translation:when u fill a cup,be ready to drink it
Meaning:when you brew trouble,be ready to fight and face the trouble when it comes

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=83839.msg4370818#msg4370818 date=1250562255]ndi ara [/quote]rofl

kristos:
happy monika supremus erakamus, all i am karid: ajantule, you are all kpokponki.

@ ladysex: okpeke u are bembestic
@ all animales: see caution and apply chukwuemeka tarpaulin

I have seriously landed GBIM.

[quote author=,amebo no1 link=topic=310612.msg4370880#msg4370880 date=1250563692]dear, aloy types so much igbo, and i can remember the first time he registered on this site and his first post, he was in support of a man living his wife for his ex, whom he loves so much

aloy types good igbo, even if funmi got herself an igbo husband, he wouldn"t be with her every minute typing all the igbos for her would he

im having a hrd time believing funmi is aloy[/quote]I beg to differ,Aloy does not type or speak Good igbo.

presido1:
Ok whatz another monika for presido1

FromUk. aka agwotugburumbe

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=310612.msg4369976#msg4369976 date=1250548269]Okija juju is a girl? [/quote]Yes.Her other and first moniker was Ibo babe.

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=310612.msg4369932#msg4369932 date=1250547847]Ify is a flirt and I'm a responsible woman[/quote]Hmmn.Flirt and responsible indeed.
[quote author=$osisi link=topic=310612.msg4369937#msg4369937 date=1250547913]I am also Okija_juju[/quote]Its NOT true.Okija juju is a girl.She is Ibo-babe  
@Pres,i did not say am a mod,Mukina is a friend.took time ooh

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=310612.msg4369902#msg4369902 date=1250547444][size=24pt]I am also mukina2[/size]
I just had to come out of the closet[/quote]No go dia.U are not Mukina cos i personally know Mukina.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=310612.msg4369877#msg4369877 date=1250547150]u're just too troublesome, i encouraged you to join the military long time ago  [/quote]I dont think so.Jenny is not Tope or Ibk.
@Topic,I think Aloy is same as Fumni/deepzone/earthmama/lamidi obi/red hotchic/superman and more recently THE AMAKA.  

presido1:
One thing landers don't is that ifyalways =osisi

Be silly.U accused me of being Nnenneigbo once,I'm yet to forget that

MrCrackles:
_{Allahu Akbar}!

Rofl.Salam .
@Sauron,danke is jenny now,everybody knows that.

redsun:
Is the concept of wearing black clothings for an extended period of time and (abolo)hair shaving among the (igbos) in mourning for close relatives a christian theme or african?

It might be cultural or traditional,i don't know abt African.Even christains engage in wearing black or white clothings BUT no more shaving.

redsun:
What is the significance of it?It seems to come out more like a taboo if one,a mourner does not do it.

I think its to let everyone know you just lost someone you cherish and a sign of respect to the dead.
Yes,its still seen as been cruel or/and a taboo If one does not do it.
Been that our cultures are changing daily,widows esp Christians now,can now mourn with either a low cut hair,white or black earrings and a white/black gown for just 3 mths as against 1 yr or more praticed b4.Children who loose their parents are not forced to wear white/black clothing or shave,an earring would do just fine.

grafikdon:
Omavuru
[bOmanonya[/b]
Omalicha
Oma

Grafik,which onya ka o mara,buko? rofl
That Oma name is simply Omaliko
@OP and wife,as una dey enjoy honeymoon,which name did u guys finally choose?OBIAGELI 

[quote author=ijaw_girl link=topic=247934.msg4346611#msg4346611 date=1250178639]oh I see they have different meanings-
so what does afor mean then?[/quote]afor means either :
3rd market day.
Stomache.
Depending on the sentence,the meaning can interchange to either:
Nwafor:someone born on the third mkt day.
Nwa afo:Son of the soil.
Afor(u dont necessarily add the 'r' if u want to use it in this form) =Stomache.
Afor-onu=Moustache.

eyoiba:
Please can someone tell me the meaning of this igbo sentence IFEASONU NGOLOGO sorry if the spelling is not properly captured that's just how it sounds in my ears. My boss said those words to me when i jokinly told him that he is a bachelor (he has his family at Lagos) just like me.

its quite meaningless,i guess u did not get it.
Ife aso onu=something that does not pick a mouth,not choosy abt mouths it gets to
Ngololgo=meaningless.
Ogologo= Tall,long.