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Egusi with bitterleaf

I dont know abt the special health benefits but I know its a good remedy for hangover.

So

MrCrackles:
I wonder o . . . .
Make yourself available to the fella please!

Make me available,let go of me.

Men that make noise abt issues like this need to be flogged.

haha.
Are there no Nigerian girls where you are staying ? Must you come back home b4 u find one

where are u from,where do u stay and where is the loverboy from

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg4493768#msg4493768 date=1252275416]ify m, kedukwanu ihe na ewe gi iwe, ada mmadu, asampete

nne biko jiri nwayo, hapu ndi anya ufu. ha choro imebiri mu na gi ihunanya anyi nwere. ogwu ha agaghi erere ha [/quote] Obi mu
Owu Mr crackles joro iji hot slaps mebie ihunanya anyi,o gaghi a work-u
Bloomlogics,i si na i na enye loan without collateral,Nna gi e nwere bank Unu jiri ya nwanyo,biko.
Igbo nma nma nu.Ndu mmiri na azu.

Things dey happen

playah P:
I am tired of guys complaining that a girl don't like them cos they broke.
No girl will want to live with a poor guy cos a girl has got to have her favorite things.

don't take this personal.

which ones be favorite things

Rofl . . .
Boyloaf don outsmart dem.why are they attacking just the Fed govt,what have they done to Boyloaf who took their money and is living big at the govt house  

presido1:
Adikwa m free. Infact ma hook never catch anything since yesterday. How u wan make we do am.
Meanwhile paininass is a female weda he/she like am or not.

AKWUNA toll gate.
@Topic,good for them.

Nonsnelly:
Just wish to join da hood, am a new person and wish to possess the book of bookosis, how possible is it gonna b?

your IUPAC nomenclature pls.

JustGood:
Karidity is bembestic

Gyratioooooooooooon.

presido1:
Thatz why i asked cuz i don't know.

. . .u dont know and u are arguing with me ?so whats Mpio now?
I bu Otele.

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg4489374#msg4489374 date=1252203626]toshmotele elee gi taa
enyi umunwanyi. anyi enyopuola gi na threadia [/quote]
Ebelebe igba 
Chiogo ogba first-first,kedu ije?
Chi-baby,i am all fine.dalu
Crackles don cause katakata for my home ooooh 

Rightworld:
Hi nairalanders, i want the good people of this forum to advice me on what kind of business i can do with 200k. I'm willing to quit my hard labourer work due to health reason. whatever advice or recommendation will be highly appreciate. thanks l

Health reasons . . . .please quit immediately.
what do you think you can do,where do you stay?
There are lots of things you can do with your 200k.Stay away from any online venture and any get rich quick scheme,proposal or advice.

corrall:
Fellow Nairalanders, I heard one very funny story yesterday that got me thinking.

The story goes like this, two peeps want to get married, the chic is a graduating medical doctor from d akwa ibom, 22, while d guy is an ibo trader 36-ish, says he is a graduate but shoots english like crazy.They met earlier on in d year. Now introduction has been done, and wedding preparations are booming. D mother of the girl has her doubts abt the guy as he didnt come with his father for the introductions, says mother is late, he claimed the father was indisposed. She shared her thots wid her friend and d friend suggested to her to really look into d family of d guy b4 giving her daughter out. One amusing thing is dat she went there with d girl, that is her daughter(who says its her first time of visiting d guys part of the family), and the guy, imagine that. Anyway, they get there, somewhere in d east, and on entering the fathers compound, there is a dangling broom at the front door, and d man recieved them wid 20 naira in a plate and kolanut on top of it, i dont know if it is enuf reason to say d man is a dibia sha o, but the woman was very worried abt what she saw. She came back, told her hubby, n d man is turning deaf ears abt it n is continueing wid d wedding preparations of his daughter, she has tried to talk to her child not to rush into d marriage cos she has only known d guy for some months, but she is too in love to listen.

It got me thinking, love is in d air no doubt as d chic is bent on marrying this guy, but seriously, with dis kind of revelations, if u were in her shoes what wuld you do. this is not just for women, please d guys out there, if u find out your girls parents are juju people, what wuld you do?

Are u a sister of the guy cos u shoot English like crazy too.
Presenting someone a kolanut and 10N does NOT mean one is a ND,it simply shows the visitor is welcome and accepted.
Poster,there is a  huge difference btw a traditional herbalist and native doctor . . . .which one bothers you.
I wont leave a correct guy cos his father is either a herbalist or native doctor

Poster you need a good meal,drink and sleep.

loleeta199:
married ,what can u do if blackmailed by lover with sex films and fotos?

lover b4 or after/during marriage
dEpends on how close you are with ur husband . . . You can confide in him esp if its in the case of lover b4 marriage.

Complove/becomrich u need divine help.

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg4484911#msg4484911 date=1252121780]onye wukwanu onye nke a si na aha ya wu crack? o na ara cocaine? . . . si onye buru uwa ya dika mmiri nshi si ebe a puo ugbua . . o na eme threadia n'eshi ushi ojoo [/quote]
[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=225819.msg4486882#msg4486882 date=1252162558]ndewoo nuoooo [/quote]
kedu ije.

asha 80:
Bia Mr.Crackles ga gba ncha na gutter

i like-ri okwu na ihe gbasara igbo ncha too much,udo a dikwa

kolomental.

spikedcylinder:
On a Nigerian forum? You have miss it.

u are becomrich-ed.

[quote author=Black_Revo link=topic=319526.msg4485155#msg4485155 date=1252129578]The Movement for the Emancipation of Niger Delta (MEND) has been warned against making good its threat to resume attacks on national oil installations.
The warning handed down by the Niger Delta Youth Forum (NDYF), comes barely 11 days to the militant group’s threatened resumption of destruction of oil assets in the country.

Speaking on its behalf, the group’s South West Co-ordinator, Mr. Daniel Perela Ezekiel, said youths in the region were tired of violence as an option towards solving the crisis in light of the amnesty granted erstwhile militants.

According to the youth leader, the government’s gesture was worth considering towards ensuring peace, which is much needed for development of the zone.
The Forum warned that should MEND carry out its threat NDYF would be forced to mount a ferocious campaign for the extradition of the militants’ leader, Henry Okah from South Africa , where he is believed to be receiving medical treatment.

“We cannot allow the entire people and the peace process to be held to ransom by some of our gun-wielding brothers.
‘They should allow the fundamental issues to be settled. The way they are going, they are more of the clog in the wheel of progress.
“If they refuse our call, we’ll equally mount a ferocious campaign for the repatriation of Henry Okah, because, he cannot set our region on fire, while he is enjoying with his family in South Africa .
“Our people are complaining of development in Niger-Delta, there is no how development can place in the midst of chaos and war.”

Perela enjoined the recalcitrant militants to emulate General Boyloaf who has embraced the amnesty deal.
He disclosed, however that some of the repentant’ militants in Ondo, Edo and Delta states were complaining about the distance of the arms collection centre to where they resided.
“Most of our members in Ondo, Edo and Delta states are ready to surrender their arms and accept the amnesty but most of state governors are not ready to assist our people because the collection centre is too far. Dr. Agary, Presidential Committee on amnesty should talk to those governors to facilitate the disarmament process in the affected states.”

http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2009/sept/04/national-04-09-2009-004.htm[/quote]Rofl.
True freedom fighters .

Yes my rove 
@Topic,Ihe foro otu agwula agwu agwu.
Something that is one step from the the end is almost over.
Onwu na egbu nwa nkita a naghi ekwe ya anu isi nshi.
The cause of a dog's demise denies it the sense of smell.
A choro igbu nwa nkita,a kpo ya ajo aha.
To kill it a dog, you give it a bad name

Kwenu.

MrCrackles:
Na by force abi did she pay you to knock my hustle
Quit Brashy is pure class. . .I dont roll like that, no disrespect to her!
M simply not available, end off!

yipeee,Ori mi oo.ejor,e ma kpa mi oo.
Brash abeg dey go jare,ur shakara for 3 much if u be woman.nothing do u.

Crackles,it took alot of guts for that lady to come out with those threads chasing u all over NL. . . If u are already married then let her know u are offlimits if not i wud say,give her a chance or atleast be her friend. 
[s]I wonder how she manage to fall for u with all ur brashy and dissin ways and lingo,Ikan mbe[/s] 

MrCrackles:
Yeah hot kinky stuff. . . .Put on some smoking kinky clothing. . .
Lil slaps here and there to burst the freaky juices. . . .
Now dont start talking gibberish coz u know i aint good enough to understand!

Someone is going to get spanked real hard soon.
Wait till my rove Darfur/Pres elect jam this,he wud see to it that u are banned permanently
On a serious note,i am yet to understand why u dont want to give lady Xyswstye a chance . . . .rove rives in stlange praces like NL u know LOL

presido1:
Mpio is different from window.

. . .so what then is window?

ezeagu:
Thank God it's not 'windowru' or some other phony like that.

MrCrackles:
Do you want some hot fucking slaps
Adorable missus my batty hole!
STOP

educate moi  
which ones be hot bleeping slaps ? it must be some hot kinky stuff . . .i sure wudnt mind   I lurrrrrrrrrrrve it hot and kinky,a lirrrle slaps here and there  
Wheres Darfur   come ooh,lekwa crackles choro inyem some hot slaps . . .ihe mmadu ga e jikwa style ho nke onye ozo.  
@Pres,zuzuwe na echetaram Nnnenneigbo   ole ihe gi or unu mere ya ? otu o siri gbafuo na threadia di m nwute.
Rodl @ aforline.Pres i dikwa mean.

presido1:
i don see person wey the tin bite b4. they don't normally bite but they are scary.
as if u don't know ma wife? zuzuwe

Ikomi gara 9ja iga gbaa nkwu nwanyi.

Pres i don almost chefue.How farz gi na  @    
Onye ahu o tara a bu onye Orlu ka o bu visitor.A nurum na o buru na ota an indigene na obodo ebe a  na efe ya then it means that onye ahu either mere aru or kugburu or rie anu eke na amaghi ama or na nzuzo.
I si na Ikomi gara ilu nwanyi   dat one na good news ooo   who is the unfortunate girl   dat Orlu girl na ere isi-ewu na staduim ? LOL o ga adabara ya abuo.

ezeagu:
Were kwa that one. Unu di lucky that I didn't write ubwa  

Rofl.
all join.
Crackles double ya.One for u and one for miss xystwte your adorable missus.