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Jakumo:
Nigeria's legislative fatwa against inappropriate attire must be extended to all those apprehended wearing traditional Eskimo seal-fur outfits, as well as all women found wearing undies or bras that are not emblazoned with the Nigerian flag and the Abuja coat of arms.

These brazen crimes against fashion must be punished to the full extent of the law, and beyond.

Ok.Next pls

Rubbish.
Next there wud be a bill against 'egusi soup" in every home.

@OP,Nigerian men or women?
I love flowers sha.

LOL
a friend preferred to marry a Yahooze,i complained,Now someone is refusing a man of God too.
Its her personal decision,maybe she didnt love her enough to marry him or just she dont want to be a pastors wife.
Theres nothing good or bad in it.Personally though,i wont reject a good man cos hes a pastor neither wud i marry just any man cos hes a pastor.anyway,each man to his own,marriage no be moi-moi come chop

unu emela.
Ujo choburu itum b4 maka na
Otu osisi a naghi agho ohia
a tree doesnt make a forest ozokwa
A nyuko amiri onu,o gba ofufu
when we urinate together,it forms lather
Birikwe nu,ndi nwe mmadu

presido1:
Ndia eburu bata my 18 yard box.

abia ! what abt penalty area?

romeo:
hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahahahha , Otu gbara agba dikwa good as well

i hotara ifem na ekwu.o nwekwanu?Mba,o nwero

monshege:
ha! God don chop my heart, nke a bu anya gi
hahahahahahahahahaha_{coughing hysterically}. romero, e noticiri na o bu na bekee ka i dere ihe a, i ka ede ya na okwu igbo ka nzuko ndi igbo ghota ihe i dere.

igbo mma mma nu ooo

heheheheee
Seriously,owu nnenne ka o bu Tasiana buputere gi taa?
Chukwu Gozie gi.
@Igbo,nke onye na eme di nma,Chukwu chebe ma gozie anyi nile.

agaba123:
Ify I choo I lee Beach voley ball, I mara na I ga-ekulite n'isi ututu. O mgbe ha ji eme ya. ha ga-emegide ya ruo ihe dika 12 noon (8pm chiness time)

ndi china kuru ndi south Africa aku aku, tupu ndi USA were ndi Norway rachaa oroma.

dalu soo ezigbo mmadu

tasiana:
Presido ndewooooooo, ke ka eke si anya anwu?
Agara m AWOL

i hope na i lotana for good?ndeewo Tasie anyi niile obi

romeo:
Gi na mmadu ole na eme the thing?

Amu gbara agba,onwere onye o so nso? as long as na o bara,m ga eri ya.

romeo:
hahahahhaahha Agaba i bu nnukwu mmonwu!! Nnenne is my baby any day any time

supported.Pres na Otele are just cheering from the sidelines.

agaba123:
Ka m were ujo kwere

No shaking for side Romy,ihe o kwuru bu ezi okwu.O bu nani ya na egwori nnenne.
@Mortiple,ndeewo.
@Pres mind ur biz.olekwanu di ego?
@igbo niile ndewonu.

ole onye choro i webata aka enwe na threadia?olekwanu mmadu nile?

ka anyi wepu aka enwe na ofe tupu ogho aka mmadu
lets remove the monkeys hand from our pot of soup b4 it turns to a humans hand.

Obi adighim nma ooooo.unu ripitacha biko.
Youngies,Echelon,Rubi,Mortiple,Kashiff,Pres na ndi ozo

You guys better bring back your asses hia 
    THE ORPHAN GIRL AND THE WICKED STEP MUM 
  once upon a time in the land of  Asiri  there was one man,Mr Onukwube that was married to two wives,the first wife,obidiya had no child while the second Omalicha had a very pretty daughter called Olanma.Onukwube dotted on Olanma not just because shes an only child but also because shes very pretty,intelligent and respectful while on the other hand Obidiya dislikes her with a passion.
Obidiya's desire daily is to hurt either Olanma or her mum Omalicha.she had her way one day,Olanma was preparing an evening meal for her daughter and herself one day and mid-way into the food preparation,she found out that shes got no salt left.the mkts are closed,shes left with no choice than to go ask Obidiya for some.Obidiya was happy when she came calling to her for salt.ihe o na acho na uko elu kemgbe _{a proverb,what an opportunity !} .she asked Omalicha to wait while she go get the salt.Safe in her kitchen,she brought some otapiapia and mixed it with the salt till she obtained a fine mixture and with a smile offered it to Omalicha.Omalicha acepted it with thanks and gratitude and used it.
  Omalicha as expected,died after cooking with Obidiyas salt/Otapiapia       But quite suprisinly nothing happened to Olannma.shes a destiny child.After the burial,Onukwube just cudnt bring himself to come to terms that Omalicha his beloved wife is no more,he cudnt accept it and just after 3 moons after Omalichas death,he too died.Peacefuuly in his sleep. Olanma was then left with Obidiya.What a life of suffering and misery it was to her. 

_{now am crying   i can't go on with this story  not now} 

LOL,to be contd 

Discretion shall preserve thee,understading shall keep thee.
Prov 2v11

ikamefa:
the same things you have been doing for the past 6 years na abi?

unless midlife crisis come enter

or you sef come become menopausal

ehen! wahala go start!

rotflmao
@Poster same thing u have been doing these 6 years.Some even crash at the 6th month.6 years,you must have gotten some sort of rythmn,pattern and time table,adhere to it.congrats girlie

O dighi onye yiri gi,O dighi onye yiri Chineke nke eluigwe,o dighi onye a ga eji were ma atu si obu ya yiri gi.M lee anya na aka nri,le anya na aka ekpe na iru na azum,N'ezie,Gi,Jehovah diri obim nma.O dim ka m na abu abu oma mgbe niile.

To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
Ecc 3 v 1

Dec 24th

@Topic,i have lots of ghana friends.been to ghana ,didnt notice they dislike Nigeria peeps.If there is anything,them lladies would do anything to date a Nigeria guy.i honestly never felt the hate,till date,am cool with them
@ckz atisea? 

Riches profit not in the day in the day of wrath but righteousness delivers from death.Pro 11 v4

when we ask God for something and there seems to be no reply,His answer might just be "not yet,son "
lets learn to wait for the perfect time.

Proverbs 24v3
"Through wisdomis a house built and by understanding is it established."

Methinks its Lagos Now.Maybe b4 it might be kano but the religious clashes and general unrest in the town must have forced some folks to relocation.Lagos seems TO ME to be more populated.

[quote author=mosun_ade link=topic=158799.msg2653588#msg2653588 date=1218669614]lies upon lies.[/quote]the fact that you are a liar doesnt give u the right to think that others are in the same boat with you.
If You have nothing to learn,contribute or say,just keep moving.

lmao.
now u brought me back again.
wa kii iyawao e fun mi.Agreed u didnt lie,i was trying out ma skills.lol
Blue,e mabinu,emi dobala fun e emabinu,sho ti gbo?. 

iro lo nkpa
Iya Iya Iya mi na omo eko dada.lol
awon iyawo e nko?go sing da song to them.
one 9ja.o dabo

Owughi i postu ya,biko nyem di ego igwe
Pres a dim ime
Okwa ima ihe na ewutem ugbua?M na agafe everbodi a na eme imagine ihe m mere na otu siri mee di thing.
o buru nwoke,o buru nke Romy
o burukwanu nwanyi,Darfur ga akporo ya.
i have good reasons.
Ka chi foo.

Pres,be silly dia. who knows u?
@naijaKing1,don't mind him.He it was, that introduced me to goof.
lol,o nweghi ihe mebiri Pres,Naijaking bukwa nwanne anyi

lol
mi kpada wa laterz

Faji ni ile mi jare


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaNogf_dUVI&feature=related
eku ijo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_BQZp9xibw

Ya gazie

Mu na egwu na eme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9e2gs1Zrkg&NR=1

@sagamite,thanks.
But hmmn,not again.CIV again,am so uncomfortable now.

what was the scores somebody and when is the next match.who are we meeting next

Eze aruru ala na onwe ya
Mgboto Georgia na russia.
kedu?
@jenny,anyi na anu
Pres?jenny aputala ,iriputa ka ariri. o bughikwa nani Agaba na anu ishi nwanyi na threadia,u follow