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ALAYORMII:
And to portray that better, you have to use the f sign??


All the best to you

Hes a scammer with lots of monikers and story here

This is him:

Https://www.nairaland.com/4853998/please-brother

iwomen:
Thanks a bunch.
2089570447
UBA.

Bloody scammer.

DeeTweenie:
Thank you.
Someone told me that they don't permit car to be parked for more than 1day.

Not true. I have parked for 3 nights.

Their charges change daily,as per Naija things. Make sure you collect and keep your receipt safe after parking/payment.

Bishop346:
Thank you @ roughdiamond.

I do not have any iota of believe in Nigeria anymore. I want to relocate to a country where things work.where the GDP grows,where I can have constant electricity and steady life.

I plan opening/starting a bakery there in CIV. I have been able to raise #3m so far.I also plan to use another 1m to get an apartment, my kids school and other householdthings we may need.

You can recommend me a lawyer that will help me with the necessary registrations of the business. I'm currently learning the ropes at my in-law bakery in Lagos as I type.I plan leaving Nigeria by January 2019.

Since no one has told you so far, i hope you are learning how to make the French bread? Ivorians are not gonna buy your 9ja type of bread o. They rarely eat the Ghana bread that kinda have same taste and resemblance to our Nigerian bread.

Just so you know. . .

HolySteph:
Good evening mamas.. Hope you're all doing well with babies?

Quick question,.. pls how can one make a baby spit out paste while brushing? My baby just has an unusual taste for paste now.. whenever he sees the paste coming to his mouth he becomes so excited... sometimes I don't even bother trying to rinse his mouth bcus he helps himself by swallowing it down before I do.

How old is he?

Under 15 months, im yet to see or hear of anyway to make them spit so the only solution is to ensure you use a very tiny quantity, pea sized quantity and also its toddlers tooth paste.

From 16 months, bath/brush time becomes a sing and demonstrate session. Play all the teethbrushing videos you can find before bathtime and then during bath time, start sing song, demonstrate the spitting and all.

Is this processed akpu ?

No one remembered

Off i go to tease the men in my life

Cosmass:
My boyfriend of one year and I have had our ups and downs in our relationship most especially his parents went from liking and wanting to have a formal dinner with me to disliking me.

Initially they felt I was trying to change their son into a different religion(from Anglican to Catholic) and also maybe I was not a good person because I was not always showing up at their place to see them which is not true.

They agreed and told him to take things slowly with me. The problem here is we had a major argument and he now told me he is waiting for God's sign before getting back with me.

I told him to make things easier, let us just break up, he said time and space and waiting for God's sign.

Please people how does God or did God show you a sign on marrying someone or getting back?

While hes waiting for a sign from the Anglican God i hope you are praying for wonders from the Catholic God ?

Wake up,its time to move on. . .

Dfameguy:
Plz those that is married should tell us the they see before they marry their or husband pls am waiting

Compatibility in the bedroom after confirmed test runs.
Our life long and short term goals, values and habits aligns.
Mutual agreement to make things work.
Be ready for anything and everything.

AFTER marriage , omo na one day at a time, no theory is perfect. Just do a day at a time. Be ready to handle all the surprises and occasionally shock your spouse back.

I never waited for God o. Dunno about that.

Margaret1010:
Thanks so much...I really appreciate

You are welcome

Alabimarvel:
Please I need help on how to get to 7b prince Alabama Abiodun Oniru road. Victoria island Annexe

Prince Alaba Abiodun you mean?

Where are u coming from? If from Obalende/cms area, enter Lekki/Ajah bus and alight at Sandfield. From the express, Walk in a bit like you are headed towards 4points by Sheraton and take a bike .

ifegy:
https://www.nairaland.com/3322911/want-see-mum-last-time

Lol

I was called all sorts of names for pointing out his lies and BS then. They will use their alternate moniker to fake donate to themselves and attack you but no shaking at all. We aint gonna ever coward away or stop calling out their BS and lies.

There are serial mugus on nld, they will come and donate again.
Shiooooooor

Mecylinda1:
Hi mama's in the house help, we will be 6months on the 18th our nose is plugged that can't even suck have v droped silver bird in his bathing water. Took him to the hospital they gave bells vitamin c and paracetamol still no improvement, went back they gave him antibiotics (augmentine) it stop like two weeks and came back yesterday. Plz how do I help this boy cos I can't watch him struggling to breathe

Get olbas oil, its more effective than silverbird .
1. Give him oranges to suck or extract the juice and give him. Natural , real orange juice not pre-packaged chemical.

2. Stop adding silverbird to his bath water. You can use it to do stem inhalation, drop on his bibs dont put it directly on his body or nose. Again, olbas oil is more efficient.

3. Get nasal drop. Gently drop in his nose, give him a moment and it will soften the mucous in his air passage ( if truly theres any) then you can suck out.

4. Stop putting him to fan and dust. Air out his room and your whole house.

5. If no imptovement after 3 days, go back to the hospital and run tests

6. Is he teething ? Hope no fever btw? If theres fever, please disregard A-Z, go to the hospital straight.

Uwa nmebi

lebete3000:
My sisters have actually made me see why marriage is a trap. Women have totally weird perception, they think upside down, believe me.

You have issues. Real big issues.

How does your sister live and cope with you? Shes the real MVP.

lawnreigh:
Good Evening everyone, I must commend everyone here for doing a Great job. I will be having my interview soon, I applied for B1/B2, I work in a production company as HR Manager and Language Interpreter, I plan to go to U.S in December, spend 12days on my annual end of the year leave in New York, then return home because I have to be back to work immediately after the new year. I have traveling experience, I was in China for a year program from work (I came back July this year), I have also been to Thailand and Qatar on tourism and I usually have short stay in the countries have been to ( like 1 week), I'm married and have a child. I will like to know my chances of getting the visa, what should I expect during the interview, tips and any other necessary advise will be welcome.
I'm not desperate to get the Visa though, I don't just like rejection and hearing the high level of refusal makes It seems somehow. Thanks in anticipation

Since you are not desperate for the visa now, you might want to re-schedule the interview and/or trip. The embassy are not smiling on Tourism people now, there are other countries you can go to.

Qatar and Thailand as travel history ties are not really that strong.

This is my opinion and im no VO.

Margaret1010:
Pls I need your help guys. How do I get to omole phase 2? Coming from ajah.

From Ajah take Brt to cms/Obalende, tell them you want to alight at TBS ie Brt park at TBS.
At TBS join BRT to berger, alight at last bus stop. Ask for keke or bike to Omole 2.

Route 2
Ajah with Danfo to Obalende
Obalende to Ikeja under bridge with Danfo.
Ikeja under bridge to omole 2 with keke

drswagzz:
Sir , plzz I need your epp on the price of marriage certificate attestation.... The agent I am working with is requesting for 36k on just one marriage cert.... Claiming I have to pay twice because there are two different names on the certificate.....pllzzz am I in d right direction

You dont need to attest your marriage certificate. Dont be a mugu

She can use her school id card. No biggie for local flights. Even her work Id, if any, will suffice.

Im sha interested in the name and location of the Chinese meal and restaurant that a serving of whatever goes for 35K, thats about $95.

Just food abi with drinks?

Why are you still living with your parents when u can afford a 35K meal ?

spyder880:
Hello Sister Ify,

The estate fencing was done half way height and I think that will be enough for now since we have demarcated this land from all other surrounding lands. As to plans for the rest of the year, I am still planning to raise money myself and deck the estate office since no new payments has been made on the land. As soon as the bushes are cleared or burned for the dry season, I will go and get the situation report for us all to see. Thanks.

Dalu Oga Spyder. . .

Im sure 2019 will be better for all of us. This 2018 bu obodo bu igwe for most Nigerians but we have hope. Ugwuanyi will rise and shine in 2019 .

AtikuObi .

AllforJesus7:
Interesting. Are you an atheist?

No, i am not.

I like to believe theres a God somewhere but i dont visit religious houses or patronize their figure heads anymore. Be spiritual, do good to all men when you can and try to live right :- c'est finis

Should be Dec 1st

Nackzy:
The essence of stories like this for you to learn..not to swallow, the program u are seeing is not artistic impression,

Learn what exactly ?

Saint Buhari, the high chief of COrruption fighting Kwarruption.



Shiiiìiìiiiiiiiiiior

1. In this present Nigeria, if you are neither a Northerner by birth nor a Muslim, residing in the North for whatever reason is at your risk.

2. The woman could be working in tandem with the landlord. She gives the tenants wahala,the tenant moves before rent expiration. New tenant moves in; fresh money.

3. The police, army or village head cannot help you if you are not one of them by birth or religion.

If you value your family's lives, you'd forfeit the rent and move out. Go stay anywhere but that house.

Goodluck

I have not and will never pay any gaddem religious head (pastor, dibia or iman) any tithe. No chance, not even in the next life.

And life is so so good. Thank you.

Sorry but i am not swallowing the " Ama eta eka" story hook, line and sinker.

How exactly did Elizabeth die? So many diseases and health conditions are ignorantly assumed to be witchcraft attack and what have you.

Not worth celebrating. Nigerian politicians are only looking out for themselves.

Serves APshyte right though

spyder880:
Please reach out to me if you have completed your payment in any of my estates and have not collected your land allocation documents. I will be doing a lot of meeting with surveyors and lawyers in the next few days to clear any pending agreement. I want to process every remaining paperwork soon.

Also, anyone who is still owing me some money for the complete land payment, fencing or any other payment should please send their money to my company account.

There are a few plots left to sell here, and the least price for one plot here is N1,000,000.00. Except if you are buying from those of us who are selling their own lands, then it will be a matter of what you negotiate with the owner, and please let me know before you pay anyone.

You can always reach me on 0803 335 0750 (voice and WhatsApp)

Company account details;

Account name: Tigerkenn Homes Ltd
Account number: 0056735948
Bank: Diamond Bank

Looking for ways to serve you better, thank you all.

This year is almost done and dusted, were we able to get the estate fencing done? Whats new? Whats the plans going forward for next year?

Ndewo nu ndi nwe nmadu.

Every honest and right thinking Nigerian knows this already.

Surprise Surprise.