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InvestmentRe: Pls I Need Working Biz Ideas To Invest N2million by ifyclose2(m): 4:47pm On Jun 22, 2015
I'm a medical doctor. Let's start d hospital I spoke about here www.nairaland.com/2353038/invest-low-n3.5m-4m-start. We can kick off with N2m, and you will NOT regret it. Healthcare has almost zero risk, as you are sure of patients on a daily basis. Call me 08131002053 or email ifyclose2@gmail.com. Thanks.
TravelRe: Help!!! My Brother Is Missing by ifyclose2(m): 10:38am On Jun 22, 2015
jaynipez:
These are the numbers...+25270200698, +22521790676, +919015404274 and +494351485875
Why not contact d authorities of these countries online, and provide them with d numbers, so they can trace d owner?.....because those phone lines are certainly registered.
Jokes EtcRe: When You Walk Into A Restaurant And Coca Cola Is N700 by ifyclose2(op): 12:28am On Jun 22, 2015
shockwave91:
lolxxx. Na to moonwalk comot the place. No time
ha ha
Jokes EtcWhen You Walk Into A Restaurant And Coca Cola Is N700 by ifyclose2(op): 9:53pm On Jun 20, 2015
Ha ha.....just came across this.

BusinessRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op):
benjanjo1:
I would rather partner with you to open a clinical pathology laboratory grin

The hospital, what's the total cost of inputs and what is the ROI I can get if I partner with you?
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BusinessRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 11:45am On Jun 20, 2015
mgolo:
If you are between 28 and 38 yrs...you may register for our Talkshop for consultation to guide you.
Partnership won't work within this clime.
Ask me.
Details on profile.
there are lots of successful partnerships. Healthcare is a LOW-RISK initiative.
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 11:43am On Jun 20, 2015
Zik4zik:
Hi Ifyclose2, The building is a 4 units of 4 flats located within a gated premises and the area is a busy area (Ojo LG is a populated suburb). Unfortunately, i might not be able to raise the start-up fund and i am of the opinion that you should seek out for one more partner, preferably a mature female or any person of your choice. As discussed on phone, endeavor to inspect both properties over the weekend and ascertain if it meets your requirement. God is your strength.
thanks
BusinessInvest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op):
Hello everyone. I'm a medical doctor currently
based in Lagos. I'm considering the idea of opening
a private hospital in Lagos, and I will need 1-2 partners to invest in this. You will agree with me that this is a business that can NEVER FAIL, moreover with Lagos being d most-populated state in Nigeria with a staggering 20 million-strong population. Investment amount will depend on the type of hospital (small, medium or large). Investment will basically go into:
1) renting a building, preferably a duplex. 2)
registration with appropriate bodies. 3) hospital
equipment 4) customized papers/paraphernalia 5)
drugs 6) furniture 7) electronics 8 ) Generator. In all, anywhere from N3.5m - N9m will be ok to kick off, depending on the size of the hospital and where it is located (of course a hospital located in Lagos Island will be more expensive to start off, primarily because of high rent prices over there, while those. On the mainland will be relatively cheaper). If interested, contact me on Whatsapp 09085379025 or ifyclose2@gmail.com so we discuss more. Thanks.
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op):
Zik4zik:
Hi ifyclose2, you have thought well in deciding to set up a hospital. It is important for you to know that one of the first signs of greatness in life is unjust criticism before the just. At this point, you need to ask yourself if you truly and ready to seek partnership in setting up the hospital because not only will you be criticised but also lots of folks here and around will take keen interest in monitoring you and hoping you will fail or mismanage investors fund so that they can openly put you to shame but I know God will support, guide and prosper you on this project if you do your bid well and honestly. The budget of 3.5M is a large sum of money which I might not readily have to invest in a partnership with you at the moment but I will make you an offer. I will like to partner with you in setting up the hospital. I will provide a full building on a full plot of land (which we will modify to specifications) and an extra 3bedroom flat on an opposite building; both on the same street in Ojo Local Government, Lagos. In addition to the property donation, I will also provide half a million Naira as a kick off fund and purchase a brand new generator sufficient to power the facility on startup. With this, I am sure half of your start up requirements making up your budget would have been met.
If you find this offer reasonable, kindly indicate here so that I can give you a call to schedule for a meeting. Next, we can arrange for you to inspect the properties on Saturday/Sunday after which if satisfied we can draw up paper works and do the needful. Good luck
Hello. Thanks for your interest. I am talking to a couple of people, but you seem more enthusiastic to start. You said d 2nd building is located directly opposite to d first. That's fine. But you didn't describe d FIRST building which is on a plot of land. Is it a bungalow, duplex, etc? And is d area a busy area or a remote area? And could you raise your start-up fund to N1 million? I'm really taking interest in your offer. Call me 08131002053 or email ifyclose2@gmail.com. Thanks.
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 10:32pm On Jun 16, 2015
madgoat:
Can i partner with you on setting up a dental unit in ur hospital?
Will consider this.
PoliticsRe: Pmb's Very Bold Statement At The G-7 Summit by ifyclose2(op): 7:32pm On Jun 08, 2015
wellmax:
How did you excape from yaba left.
I actually escaped from your mum's VAG.INA...after ejacul.ating of course.
PoliticsPmb's Very Bold Statement At The G-7 Summit by ifyclose2(op): 6:31pm On Jun 08, 2015
Our 4th wish: Sirs and Frau, is for G-7 to stop putting our country in financial trouble by depressing international oil prices through this thing called fracking. We are not the only ones suffering; your multinational oil companies are also not happy with this very low oil price.
The two earthquakes in Nepal were probably caused by fracking in Texas. So we are appealing to POTUS Obama to call those cowboys in Texas to order.

-PMB G-7, Bavaria.
Credit-Daily trust.
BusinessRe: Please Who Supplies Medical Equipment? by ifyclose2(op): 12:40pm On Jun 05, 2015
kayode27:
I only have access to used equipments
ok
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op):
easrael:
By all Standards, this proposal is pure SCAM!!!

IF you do business with him, you are on your own... Simple analysis: he can't have a mail with his username, Doctors don't think that way, he'd use a better and more decent mail.....Quote me and I'll expose you further

Seun, Lalaclastica Please take down this thread
I should be angry with this post....but I won't. Rather, I'll just laugh over your stupidity. For your information, registration of private hospitals follows a STRICT PROCEDURE....and this is handled at d level of d Lagos State Govt at Alausa, Ikeja, as well as HEFAMMA.....the process is to first of all get a building....then write an application to d Commissioner for Health seeking approval to set up a hospital....the proposed location will then be inspected by health officials to see if it meets up to required standards, and if it does, then permission is granted, and the processing begins.....and to further buttress your incurable ignorance, the investor DOESN'T HAVE TO GIVE ME A SINGLE KOBO.....he can pay for all the hospital equipment DIRECTLY TO THE SUPPLIERS....and he can also pay for the building rent DIRECTLY TO THE LANDLORD. He doesn't have to go through me....and of course I will CARRY HIM ALONG as we go through the registration process at Alausa, and we'll both obtain the letter of approval from Lagos state govt before a single kobo is spent.....and moreover this thread contains my phone number which I registered with MTN, who are in possession of my passport photo, fingerprint and address....so if you're so convinced this is a scam, then what are you waiting for? Take that info to the EFCC and make a concrete fool of yourself.......and lastly, coming from an individual who committed a CRIMINAL OFFENCE by ghosting through his NYSC service year as you confessed on this your thread www.nairaland.com/1932474/ghost-corper-house , you are the one who should have a questionable credibility. Good day.
BusinessRe: Please Who Supplies Medical Equipment? by ifyclose2(op): 10:53am On Jun 04, 2015
kayode27:
Used or New medical equipment.
new
BusinessPlease Who Supplies Medical Equipment? by ifyclose2(op): 10:33am On Jun 04, 2015
I need medical equipment for a private hospital in Lagos. For those who supply, please email me your price-list. I mean EVERYTHING from laboratory equipment, drugs, hospital beds, drip stands, theatre light, surgical equipment, gloves, specimen bottle, PCV/FBC/E-U-CR machines, ultrasound machine/gel, x-ray machine, surgical table, surgical gowns/scrubs, lab reagents,....I mean EVERYTHING!! Just email me your price list on ifyclose2@gmail.com. Thanks.
HealthWho Supplies Medical Equipment, Please by ifyclose2(op): 10:18am On Jun 04, 2015
I need medical equipment for a private hospital in Lagos. For those who supply, please email me your price-list. I mean EVERYTHING from laboratory equipment, drugs, hospital beds, drip stands, theatre light, surgical equipment, gloves, specimen bottle, PCV/FBC/E-U-CR machines, ultrasound machine/gel, x-ray machine, surgical table, surgical gowns/scrubs, lab reagents,....I mean EVERYTHING!! Just email me your price list on ifyclose2@gmail.com. Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Is There Anything Wrong With Probing Jonathan's Government? by ifyclose2(m): 7:19am On Jun 04, 2015
Ddonchester:
You will soon die.
Prayers like this usually go back to sender.
HealthWhat Are The Requirements For Setting Up A Private Hospital In Lagos? by ifyclose2(op): 11:36am On Jun 03, 2015
Hello. I am thinking of setting up a private hospital in Lagos. I am a medical doctor. Does anyone have an idea of the requirements, fees, etc as far as Lagos is concerned? Kindly assist. Thanks.
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 8:33am On Jun 03, 2015
NobleG1:
You didn't make sense at all! Are saying opening a private hospital is all about stealing from the poor? Were you high on something when you wrote that? Even the Research Laboratory you dumbly suggested he should setting up, how is it gonna be set up and maintained without money? How do you expect anyone working in the Research Laboratory to survive without revenue? You may need a psychiatric (not a free service) because your reasoning is too poor.

There's absolutely nothing wrong for him to establish a certified private hospital that give patients high quality service. And you've no right to dictate what he should do. If you've no money to invest or not interest in his proposal, then shut up and move on!

Nobody goes into medical profession to be a pauper or give free service! He should make money from giving people high quality service.
God bless you my brother.
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 8:19pm On Jun 02, 2015
Peterpan222:
Ok I don hear. Wetin hapn to were u de work. Has human health turned to business. You can't tell me that as a medical doctor and highly favoured human by God, you are not working and earning an income. You want a personal hospital were you will loot people badly most especially the poor citizens of the country because the rich will always go to high tech hospitals or fly out. Please don't get me wrong. I'm not insulting but stating the fact. I don't just feel comfortable of your request. You don't even have the money to start it yourself. For God's sake this is not an Engineering that will you need somebody to sponsor you. This is LIFE issue and God has given you the KEY to maintain peoples life and not to loot from God's gift. Talking to you currently is just youngstar doing an ordinary diploma in engineering. I haven't even gone half of your prestigious status. This is so inhumane. Why don't you input the best you can in wherever you were working. Medical practitioners don't need a sign/bill board to show up themselves. People will look for you, find you and come for you even if you are in the remotest part of any country. Most people will not understand what I'm saying not until they fall victims. Please I'm not being insulting but just expressing my grievances about your post.

Instead, why don't you seek for help in other to open up a research institute. There are lots of problems here and there that are challenging to medical personnels. Find solutions to these problems, you and your Institute will be known to the ends of the world. If the whitemans standard institute is expensive, then create a black man research institute were you use natural resources, herbs and others to find solutions to human problem.

THERE ARE LOTS OF OTHER THINGS YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF THIS PRIVATE HOSPITAL OF A THING.

Note: I'm not saying your idea is bad, but using life and health issues to do business.....does not worth it.
I don't know how to start curing your ignorance....for your info I am a qualified PROFESSIONAL medical personnel, and I am permitted BY LAW to set up my own medical outfit if I want to.....and think of it: if a lawyer can set up a Law chamber, and an engineer can set up an engineering firm, then why can't a doctor set up his own private health facility? Where were you when I was struggling through Medical school? And you talk about "using people's health for business"... I laugh....is there any hospital in d world where patients are treated free of charge? Please if you have nothing important to contribute, then don't comment on my thread again. Just stay away. People always forget that doctors are HUMAN BEINGS too....we have bills to pay, families to cater for, etc....why don't you enter medical school, graduate, then start treating your patients FREE OF CHARGE if it's that simple to you....and considering d number of grammatical errors and wrong spellings in your write-up, you should be more concerned about your use of English than anything else.....and one more thing: you talk about setting up a research laboratory using roots and herbs!!!.....you're a CLOWN!
InvestmentInvest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op):
Hello everyone. I'm a medical doctor currently
based in Lagos. I'm considering the idea of opening
a private hospital in Lagos, and I will need 1-2 partners to invest in this. You will agree with me that this is a business that can NEVER FAIL, moreover with Lagos being d most-populated state in Nigeria with a staggering 20 million-strong population. Investment amount will depend on the type of hospital (small, medium or large). Investment will basically go into:
1) renting a building, preferably a duplex. 2)
registration with appropriate bodies. 3) hospital
equipment 4) customized papers/paraphernalia 5)
drugs 6) furniture 7) electronics 8 ) Generator. In all, anywhere from N6m - N9m will be ok to kick off, depending on the size of the hospital and where it is located (of course a hospital located in Lagos Island will be more expensive to start off, primarily because of high rent prices over there, while those. On the mainland will be relatively cheaper). If interested, contact me on Whatsapp 08170504985 or ifyclose2@gmail.com so we discuss more. Thanks.
AdvertsRe: Interest Free Loan Without Collateral For All by ifyclose2(m): 10:34pm On Jun 01, 2015
ifyclose2@gmail.com
InvestmentRe: How Can I Invest Forty Million Naira And Get Good Returns Monthly? by ifyclose2(m): 10:27pm On Jun 01, 2015
I am a medical doctor. Would you like to invest in a hospital in Lagos (a state with over 20 million people)? You are entitled to 50% of the profits for life. People MUST fall sick, give birth, have surgeries, etc. It's a business that can NEVER fail. You won't regret it. Contact me on 08131002053 or ifyclose2@gmail.com
InvestmentRe: I Have Got 15m To Invest, I Need A Biz Associate by ifyclose2(m): 10:03pm On Jun 01, 2015
I am a medical doctor. Would you like to invest in a hospital in Lagos (a state with over 20 million people)? You are entitled to 50% of the profits for life. People MUST fall sick, give birth, have surgeries, etc. It's a business that can NEVER fail. You won't regret it. Contact me on 08131002053 or ifyclose2@gmail.com
Jokes EtcHe He He. Check Out This Hilarious Photo by ifyclose2(op): 7:31am On May 26, 2015
Just came across this today.

PoliticsRe: How Soldiers Helped Boko Haram Capture Gwoza, - Escapee, Indicts Chad & Sheriff by ifyclose2(op): 4:14pm On Apr 14, 2015
abduljabbar4:
Pdp is bokoharam and boko haram is pdp.

I knew it! Sas is involved not even because of this news. In a sane society he should be tried in court but instead Gej treated him like a king.
PoliticsHow Soldiers Helped Boko Haram Capture Gwoza, - Escapee, Indicts Chad & Sheriff by ifyclose2(op): 2:29pm On Apr 14, 2015
Today NewsRescue met with man from Gwoza whose
identity we must conceal. His revelations are quite
shocking.
The man told us that when Boko Haram took over
Gwoza, on that day he saw military helicopters
providing weapons and other dangerous material tot
he terrorists in nearby villages. The man said that the
villagers complained about this but no one in the
Nigerian military responded.
He said before Boko Haram took over Gwoza, the
inhabitants were told not to out that day that
(soldiers) had security information that Boko Haram
were in other villages. The soldiers then said that
they will go and reconstruct the bridge that was
bombed by the Boko Haram ( though he again
narrated that actually it was not Boko Haram that had
bombed the bridge in the first instance but soldiers)
after they reconstruct it they again came back to the
town and the next day they (the soldiers) packed all
their belongings in Gwoza and the told the people
that the were going to villages around to confront
Boko Haram.
The people did not know the soldiers were actually
retreating. Barely 3 hours after they left, Boko Haram
invaded and took over Gwoza.
The man told us that the same tactics was used used
in taking over Mubi; after soldiers said they planned
to take over Michika but the bridge was already
bombed and that they will reconstruct it; after they
reconstructed it on that day DHQ sent weapons so
that they will reclaim Michika which was taken over
by Boko Haram. Again they allowed Boko Haram to
capture Mubi.
Additionally, fuel tanker escorts with police or
soldiers some times are seen going to the villages
where Boko Haram are aalso taking food stuff and
other materials. They park the trucks and leave it for
the terrorists to come and take.
Ali Modu Sheriff
One of his sisters who ran away from Gwoza told him
that when Boko Haram were in control of Gwoza,
they were told that a special guest will visit them one
day. To their surprise, in the morning they were
called to come out and welcome the guest; as they
came out they saw black SUV jeep from which SAS,
Senator Ali Modu Sheriff came out with militants
surrounding him and as he greeted them, he ordered
militants to bring out money inside the second jeep
which they distributed to them. Later in the late
afternoon he (SAS) left.
Chad Involvement
He also told us that one of his friends who come back
Nigeria from Chad last month told him that stolen
vehicles including buses from state University Mubi
with the name of university written on the buses
and with Adamawa state government plate number
were being driven freely in Chad.
He said other Nigerian private vehicles with private
plate numbers are operating in Chad freely, and
other stolen properties are being sold openly in
many markets in Chad including building materials;
he said to us that Chad only sent soldiers so that they
will cover up their involvement in Boko
Haram menace, if they are not involved then why
does the Chadian Government allow stolen vehicles
operate with Nigerian plate numbers, and the selling
of other materials freely and openly in Chad without
arresting the perpetrators or sending the stolen
properties back to Nigeria? Source http://newsrescue.com/escapee-from-gwoza-describes-nigerian-army-chad-involvement-with-boko-haram/
PoliticsBoko Haram Will Soon Know The Strength Of Our Collective Will - Buhari by ifyclose2(op): 5:16pm On Apr 01, 2015
The winner of Nigeria's presidential election,
Muhammadu Buhari, has issued a defiant vow
against militants Boko Haram, saying they would
"soon know the strength of our collective will".
The president-elect also vowed to tackle corruption,
which he described as an "even greater evil".
Gen Buhari won the election beating President
Goodluck Jonathan by 2.5 million votes.
World leaders congratulated Gen Buhari and hailed
Nigeria's democratic spirit.
Live reaction to Buhari victory
Gen Buhari, of the All Progressives Congress (APC),
has become the first opposition candidate to win a
presidential election in Nigeria.
In a televised speech, he said: "In tackling the
insurgency, we have a tough and urgent job to do.
Boko Haram will soon know the strength of our
collective will. We should spare no effort until we
defeat terrorism."
Much of Gen Buhari's support was in the north, in
particular the north-east, which has suffered from
Boko Haram's six-year insurgency. The militants have
killed thousands of people in their drive to establish
an Islamic state.
Many people accused Mr Jonathan of not taking Boko
Haram seriously and thought Gen Buhari would be
better positioned to defeat the militants.
Analysis: BBC's Will Ross in Lagos
This is a hugely significant moment in Nigeria's
turbulent history. Never before has a sitting
president been defeated in an election.
Since independence from Britain in 1960, there have
been numerous coups and although the 2011 vote
was an improvement, most elections have been
rigged or even annulled by the military.
Of course in a relatively close election, there will be
millions of people who are not pleased with the
outcome. But the whole process is a sign that
democracy is deepening in Nigeria and may be a
tonic to other countries in Africa.
Nigerians can start to believe that it is possible to
remove politicians through the ballot box.
Historic moment for Nigeria
Election in memes
Nigerian press welcome Buhari victory
Gen Buhari, 72, also angrily denounced corruption,
saying: "It creates unjustly enriched people... and
undermines democracy. Corruption will not be
tolerated by this government."
He praised his defeated rival, saying: "I extend a
hand of friendship and conciliation to President
Jonathan and his team. I have no ill will against
anyone. He has nothing to fear from me. He is a great
Nigerian and still our president."
Pledging to uphold the rule of law, the former
military ruler said: "Your constitutional rights remain
in safe hands - you will be able to voice your opinion
without fear of victimisation."
Source www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32150234?ocid=socialflow_twitter
PoliticsRe: Jega About To Announce Result, Nta Live.(UPDATE!!!) by ifyclose2(m): 2:11pm On Mar 30, 2015
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PoliticsI Fear Being Shot By The Military - Amaechi by ifyclose2(op): 7:39am On Mar 30, 2015
In an interview with SaharaTV, Governor Amaechi of
Rivers State expressed concerns for free and fair
elections in Nigeria. He told SaharaTV that he has not
addressed the people of Rivers State because he
needed to take precautions and “be careful not to be
shot by the army.”
He discussed that “the president is abusing the
results after taking it from the polling village.”
Amaechi stated that he refuses let corruption happen
within his jurisdiction and “in the case of Rivers State,
we are determined to resist. The president cannot get
away with that kind of result.”
When speaking of Goodluck Jonathan, he stated that
he has “no respect for law, no regard for even rules.”
Governor Amaechi also supports the desires of the
people in Rivers State to protest, recalling that over
8,000 people had protested INEC recently. He said “I
will leave the whole matter to the people and stand
back and watch as their governor.”
He said that he is yet to speak with the president
since “The president does not conduct the election.
The one who conducts the election is the electoral
commissioner”.
When asked whether he thinks the elections should
be cancelled in the entire country, he said that he
“does not support cancellation of election in the
entire nation but just Rivers State.” Source http://saharareporters.com/2015/03/29/amaechi-tells-saharatv-he-fears-being-shot-military-says-jonathan-has-no-respect-rule-law
AdvertsRe: hello by ifyclose2(op): 10:55am On Mar 05, 2015
[s]
nelogee7:
Una don come again ? Four hundred nineteen
[/s] you will be taken 2 d office and experience everything first-hand....mumu.

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