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3-bedroom flats for sale in Chevy view estate along Chevron drive, Lekki. Complete with all rooms en-suite, fitted kitchen, ample parking space, with 1 Bq each. Price - N35m for those on d 2nd floor, and N32m for those on ground and middle floors. Call me 08131002053 or 08173046387.

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My client needs a brand new 3-bedroom maisonette, duplex or terrace with BQ inside Lekki phase one. Max budget N3m-N3.5m preferably without service charge. Please note that property MUST be BRAND NEW, or she'll outrightly reject it. Send what you have to ifyclose2@gmail.com or 08131002053

Call me on 08131002053 or 08173046387 or ifyclose2@gmail.com. I can get u anything u need on d Island

I attended d 8am service at St John's anglican church, Falomo, Ikoyi today. One of those churches whose members comprise mostly of rich people on d Island. D service lasts for 1 hour and ended around a few mins after 9am. At d end of d service, I decided to charge my phone on one of d public sockets outside d main church building. Everything went well until about 45 minutes after, when a woman (whom I later understood is d Vicar's wife) suddenly approached me and violently pulled my charger from d socket. I immediately snatched it back from her and gave her a piece of my mind. She stubbornly kept insisting that I leave d place, but I told her I had every right to be there. Then a few mins later, a man who later introduced himself as a police inspector approached me and grabbed me by d waist. The vicar's wife then instructed d 4 security men to attack me. From that moment, I engaged in a struggle with d 4 security men as well as d police inspector. D fracas lasted about 5 mins, in which time they desperately tried to bring me down to d floor without success. They resorted to using slaps, kicks etc, but I was stubbornly resolute and fought back. The police inspector then ordered d 4 security men to collect my phone, but I was prepared 2 put my life on d line 2 protect my precious blackberry, as well as 2 prove to them that I was no coward. When d situation was calmed down, d security men then tried to explain to me that d woman is their "madam", given d fact that she's d vicar's wife, and insisted that I should have obeyed her. But I was having none of it. Afterall, d church is d house of God, and not anybody's personal business enterprise. To cut d long story short, about 2 hrs later, I got one of my soldier friends whom I met at NYSC orientation camp, to go 2 d church and confront d security men....and trust them...as d "typical" Nigerians that they are, they quickly twisted d story upside down in order to support their own version of events. I then angrily pushed d most stubborn security man of them all, but I was restrained by my soldier friend. When d situation finally calmed down, d security men now started appealing to me to "forget d matter" and let peace reign, as well as to come back next sunday to worship. But I was having none of it. I really want 2 teach these people a lesson, as well as d church leadership. I am seriously considering a multi-million naira lawsuit. Even though I threw my own fair share of punches, I can authoritatively say that I did so in self-defence. Afterall I was attacked by 5 people at once. What do u guys think? Is there any nairalander who can assist me in putting together a lawsuit against d church? Let me hear your ideas.

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I have 2 proposals.
First, REAL ESTATE is a huge money-earner. With a population of over 20 million people, the accommodation problem in Lagos is a big one, and if you play your cards right, you will make millions of naira off it. i am a real estate agent, and i help clients get accommodation in expensive places like Lekki and Ikoyi, and they in turn pay me agency fees. i have a few apartments up for rent, and we could work together in promoting them.

Also, take a look at these threads
https://www.nairaland.com/1503685/brand-new-5-bedroom-detached-duplex
https://www.nairaland.com/1500206/photos-brand-new-block-flats
https://www.nairaland.com/1461260/market-block-flats-lekki-split

These 3 properties are up for sale, and they are all under my care. i am talking to d landlords of each of these houses....if we succeed in getting a buyer for any of them, the landlord will pay us agency fees running into millions of naira. It is just a question of MARKETING them, and that's where your money will be useful.
If u like, we could fix a meeting and discuss further. i live in ikoyi.


Secondly, another business i am involved in is Importation of human hairs. i specialize in importing items for cheap and selling them at a more expensive rate to generate huge profits. i explained a bit here in my informative thread https://www.nairaland.com/1134379/laptop-recently-arrived-china....this-how Right now, I am concentrating on Brazilian, Peruvian and Indian hairs....these are in VERY HIGH demand right now, and have a huge profit potential. 3 bundles of hair imported for N15,000 (including shipping) can be sold for up to N60,000....believe it or not....I have already achieved some success in this business, but I need to scale it up BIG TIME.....the idea is to get a physical location (preferably in Lagos), then begin massive online adverts including banner adverts and a facebook fan page. I know just how to go about this.....customers can visit our Lagos address to purchase the hairs, while for those living outside Lagos, we can send to them through DHL or any other postal service.

You can reach me on 08131002053, 08173046387 or ifyclose2@gmail.com.

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Room self contain with kitchen, toilet, bathroom in Lekki phase 1 - very neat.

Rent - N500k
Agency - 10%
Legal - 10%

Call 08131002053 or 08173046387

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Miniflat in Oniru for just N600k
For inspection call 08131002053 or 08131002053

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Serviced Mini-flat 4 rent at Lekki Right.

RENT - N1.5m

For inspection call 08131002053 or 08173046387

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lirusehn: Cum Naija mey ur Uncle sell u join d land

very stu.pid reply....if u cannot give any meaningful advice to d op, it's best u kindly shut up.

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