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BusinessRe: In Need Of A Financial Partner For Car Wash Business by ifyclose2(m): 7:08pm On Jun 16, 2016
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PoliticsChibok Girls Vs Ese Oruru: The Charming Hypocrisy Of Jonathanians by ifyclose2(op): 6:52pm On May 23, 2016
Just stumbled on this interesting article by Churchill Okonkwo. Enjoy. ......................................................... Chibok Girls Vs Ese Oruru: The
Charming-Contrasting Conspiracy
Theories Of Jonathanians by Churchill Okonkwo. .... In the case of Ese, you immersed yourself in fear
mongering, raising false alarm because it promotes
your disillusioned conspiracy theory of the
Islamization of Nigeria by your archenemies Buhari
and Sanusi.
A ny Jonathanian that championed the free Ese
campaign but remains in denial of the Chibok
Girls tragedy is a two-tailed lizard promoting
ape-level conspiracy theories. So, I hope I will be
sufficiently understood in telling the unashamed
surrogates of President Jona that the lost period of
2010-2015 is gone. We have finished the Nunc
Dimittis! Your hero Oga Jona lost an election and it’s
ALL OVER!! Dumb Jonathan is gone, Ese has been
‘rescued’ but Chibok Girls are still missing! Stop
selecting facts and interpreting them based on your
conflicting visions while draining your political
energy. After fuming about Ese, you have now kept mute on
the rescue of my sister Amina, one of the Chibok
Girls. I have waited for you to at least show some
feelings on the plight of those girls and their parents,
but you have refused. Instead of bowing your heads
in shame, you have degenerated to the lowest
possible level of humanity (below apes) by making
mockery of people undergoing real trauma and pain.
For Ese, "Free Ese" trended in social media. But after
the rescue of Amina, pictures of irresponsible adults
and parents with wrappers as veils trended on social
media. You complained about the Muslim veil used
to cover Ese’s hair after the “forceful” conversion to
Islam. But you have suddenly turned blind to the
same veil on Amina’s hair. In your crooked mind, Ese
was abducted by Yinusa, while Amina – a fairy tale
character - absconded to join her Boko Haram ‘lover.’
Ese was 6-months pregnant and you screamed
‘abomination’ and called for the stoning of her
boyfriend. Yet, when Amina showed up with a 4-
months malnourished baby and a terrorist ‘husband,’
you lost your voice. Were you delighted too? In the case of Ese, you immersed yourself in fear
mongering, raising false alarm because it promotes
your disillusioned conspiracy theory of the
Islamization of Nigeria by your archenemies Buhari
and Sanusi. You threatened Armageddon in order to
save your Christian sister. Now that the “Jihadist’s”
dogged determination against Boko Haram has
resulted in the rescue of one of your Christian
sisters, Amina, you’ve chosen to keep living in doubt.
To you, Chibok Girls remains a cock and bull story
used to kick your hero Oga Jona out. This is the same
Jona that assigned $40 million for the rescue of the
Girls and pocketed $35 Million with his Principal
Secretary.
Despite these apparent contradictions, Jonathan’s
surrogates have chosen politics over principles and
I'm shivered at their unashamed political conspiracy
theories. Even when they have been exposed and
stripped naked, they are not ashamed. To insist that
the truth about the Chibok Girls remains a ‘cock and
bull story,' you’d have to assume that everyone who
has in one way or another been involved in attempts
to rescue the Girls was part of the cover-up including
the Chibok Girls' parents, GEJ, Okonjo Iwuala, the
Nigerian Army, International Organizations, etc.
As the Chibok community and parents of Amina were
enjoying their reunion, the Nigerian Military released
‘False Positive’ news of the rescue of another Chibok
Girl, Serah. But according to Haruna Mutali, a
community leader in Chibok, their background
checks revealed that Miss Serah Luka, was an SSS 1
learner at GSS Chibok, who was abducted by the
insurgents in her home in Madagali but not in the
school with the other Girls. Rather than seeing this
clarification (fact-checking) by the community that
cross-checked Serah’s name against their list of
authentic Chibok Girls as an element of credibility,
Jona’s surrogates have jumped on this as a
confirmation of their conspiracy theory. Meanwhile,
Amina’s confirmation by the same community group
is still being treated with dangerous mental biases.
How could this be? How could so many Jonathanians,
in the name of skepticism be promoting so many
absurdities? Is it safe to conclude that this conspiracy
chatter is a form of mental illness? No, it’s not a
mental illness, but the prevalence of such belief,
hardwired to suspect everything should be taken
more seriously. We understand that distrust of the
present administration is part of the issue, but a
distrust that cultivates blind-half-baked conspiracy
theory almost to the point of ignorance rather than
critical thinking is shameful.
You tell yourselves that you’re the ones who see the
lies, and the rest of us are sheep. The danger in this
fascinating psychology of conspiracy theory is that
once you buy into the first theory, with its premises
of efficacy, the next seems that much more plausible.
So, you continue to alienate yourself rather than
objectively evaluating evidences. You denigrate the
information, which you disagree with while accepting
compatible information almost at face value.
Since majority of the Jonathanians are Christians,
their rationale to celebrate Ese’s ‘liberation’ while still
not acknowledging the existence of Chibok Girls is
wicked. I know that Jesus Christ will be shaking His
head from above and be wondering how people that
claim to be Christ-like have missed the whole essence
of His teaching on how we should behave towards
enemies and friends. The life that Christ lived was
accentuated by His love and compassion for the lost
– a supreme example of what Christian behavior
should look like.
Oh, so because you are caught in the bubble of
solipsistic reality, you demonize people with different
visions. Can’t you see that Jesus is weeping because
you are crucifying Him the second time? As a
Christian, how should you treat somebody in pain?
How evil could you be that your heart is so hardened
over your neighbor’s plight? You go to church every
Sunday, take Holy Communion, yet, your heart is
filled with evil and malice.
Will Cuppy once pointed out that "mother mice have
babies all year round from four to thirteen. They
don't know when to stop." One year after Jonathan,
his surrogates are still producing ugly babies. They
keep coming up with nonsensical garbage on how
every action and inaction of this administration is
designed to extinguish them. I read and dissect the
evidence in their conspiracy theories only to find out
that a five-year-old kid can poke holes on their
reasoning simply because they all contradicted each
other. Buhari is spreading Islam by kidnapping Ese
and crushing Boko Haram while rescuing your
Christian sister. Haba! Even Donald Trump can do
better.
Sorry for wasting your time, it was not my intent to
change your mind. Conspiracy theorists will always
be conspiracy theorists. However, always remember
that yesterday according to Mother Theresa is gone
and tomorrow has not yet come. You have only
today, so, leave that your yesteryears mentality of
‘them vs us’ binary life. Free yourself guys!
Source: www.saharareporters.com/2016/05/23/chibok-girls-vs-ese-oruru-charming-contrasting-conspiracy-theories-jonathanians-churchill
NYSCRe: PDP Thugs About To Attack Corpers In Tai LG, Rivers State? by ifyclose2(op): 10:06pm On May 21, 2016
ever811:
and u couldn't wait for it to be confirmed b/4 rushing to brake the news to naira land abi,? oya sheun tell lala to present an award to this APC zombie who love to hate PDP as he wish any news to tarnish PDP image should be true...
well...d problem is...by d time it's "confirmed" a few souls may have been lost already....so you can see why we DON'T HAVE d time 2 wait for confirmation......you ret.ard
NYSCPDP Thugs About To Attack Corpers In Tai LG, Rivers State? by ifyclose2(op): 9:52pm On May 21, 2016
I just got this UNCONFIRMED broadcast on the Medical doctor's Bbm channel which I belong to. Even though I find it a bit hard to believe, I think prevention is better than cure, hence the need to broadcast this. Please note that the news is still UNCONFIRMED.

PoliticsPMS Price Hike: Labour, FG Talks Deadlocked by ifyclose2(op): 10:37pm On May 16, 2016
ABUJA – THE Nigeria Labour Congress,NLC and its affiliate body,the Trade Union Congress,TUC, Monday,vowed to press ahead with its industrial action, scheduled to commence tomorrow if the Federal Government fails to reverse to old pump price of petrol.

The two unions asked the government not only to put all the nation’s refineries to optimal use but also increase minimum wage, besides putting all necessary palliatives measures before deregulation of oil.

Both spoke in separate remarks before formal commencement of the meeting it held with the government over the latter’s increment of fuel price,last week.

But the government pleaded with the labour organisations to see reasons with its action and shelve its planned strike,saying it was open to dialogue with the bodies.

This was even as the governor of Edo State,Adams Oshiomhole, who was at the meeting to mediate between the two warring sides,opposed agitation for wage increment, saying it was not sustainable at the moment.

NLC president,Ayuba Waba and his TUC counterpart,Bobboi Kaigama,said there was the need for government to reverse to old pump price of fuel, given that the development was having a toll on the masses.

At the meeting attended by the Secretary to Government of the Federation,SGF,Babachir Lawal,Minister of State,Petroleum,Ibe Kachukwu,Ministers of Labour and Employment,Dr Chris Ngige,

Budget and National Planning,Udo Udoma,Information and Culture,Lai Mohammed and Solid Minerals,Kayode Fayemi, the two sides were unable to shift ground as at press time.

Dr Chris Ngige, who presented government’s position, said the government was open to dialogue,urging the labour organisations to consider the proposed industrial action as the least possible option.

Before the meeting dissolved into a technical session,newsmen were asked to leave.
www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/pms-price-hike-labour-fg-parley-deadlocked/
BusinessRe: I Want To Invest 5-6 Million Naira In Biz That Will Create Jobs For 5 Graduates. by ifyclose2(m): 5:30am On May 15, 2016
@op.........let's start this hospital i spoke about here https://www.nairaland.com/2353038/invest-hospital- get-50-ownership . You won't regret it. If interested, contact me on Whatsapp 09085379025 or ifyclose2@gmail.com
InvestmentRe: 2million Naira, But No Business Ideas by ifyclose2(m): 11:49pm On Apr 30, 2016
@op.........let's start this hospital i spoke about here https://www.nairaland.com/2353038/invest-hospital-get-50-ownership . If interested, contact me on Whatsapp 09085379025 or ifyclose2@gmail.com
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 5:35pm On Apr 28, 2016
Still looking
BusinessRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 5:32pm On Apr 28, 2016
Still looking
AdvertsRe: My Twitter Service - I'll Give 2 Lucky People 100 Twitter Followers For Free by ifyclose2(op): 10:28am On Apr 02, 2016
@ akashi01 ......your twitter link https://mobile.twitter.com/MobileriaMe?p=s currently has 66 followers.......@ dinocarex, your twitter link https://twitter.com/dinocares currently has 7,188 followers........now you both sit back and watch how the followers increase gradually by over 100 followers in the next 24-48hrs.
AdvertsMy Twitter Service - I'll Give 2 Lucky People 100 Twitter Followers For Free by ifyclose2(op): 12:10am On Apr 02, 2016
Ok......i'm about starting a Twitter followers service....but i need to first of all prove its efficacy by giving 2 lucky people 100 worldwide Twitter followers for free. So if you're interested, drop your Twitter link here or Whatsapp me on 08178125881. Thanks......after that, it becomes a paid service.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Have Made A Mistake By Voting Buhari by ifyclose2(m): 10:11am On Mar 04, 2016
@ OP.......well, what other options did Nigerian youths have?.....d looted billions are still being recovered to this day.....billions which would have saved lives from Boko Haram.....billions which would have built hospitals/primary health care centres for the less-privileged....billions which would have provided 24 hrs electricity and pipe-borne water to every single Nigerian community. I'm sorry OP, but you are d dumb one.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Kidnapper’s Wife To Negotiate Victim’s Release (photo) by ifyclose2(m): 7:00pm On Jan 30, 2016
reuben79:
u always support criminals cos u ws born and broutup from criminal blood
You must be re.tarded. The wife of d kidnapper is 100% innocent, and should not be held liable for her husband's crimes. In saner countries, every police officer who took part in that arrest will be dismissed from d police force, and face criminal prosecution. That is d height of st.upidity, arresting a law-abiding individual just because he/she is married or biologically related to a criminal. How I wish d woman is enlightened enough to sue d entire Nigerian police force for billions of naira. I sometimes wonder if we are cursed in this country.
CelebritiesRe: Adele Is A Mad Ratchet - Nicki Minaj Blasts...photos + Videos by ifyclose2(m): 8:36am On Jan 16, 2016
divinehand2003:
See serious beef oooo. Women and jealousy sha
No....she was praising Adele....u gotta understand those slangs.
CrimeRe: Sugabelly Alleged Rape: A Pure Case Of Blackmail, Intimidation And Lies by ifyclose2(m): 12:46am On Nov 28, 2015
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CrimeRe: Doctor, Two Others Arrested For Selling Baby -the Sun by ifyclose2(m): 8:37am On Sep 24, 2015
OP....he's NOT a doctor, but a traditional medicine practicioner. They are 2 different things.
InvestmentRe: N10m Investment by ifyclose2(m): 8:59pm On Sep 14, 2015
Hello. I am a medical doctor based in Lagos. Click here: www.nairaland.com/2353038/invest-hospital-get-joint-ownership#34351973. This is my thread seeking for an investor to set up a hospital and get JOINT OWNERSHIP FOR LIFE. My number 08131002053 or email ifyclose2@gmail.com.
EducationAll These Threads About Graduating Students Being Bathed Are Getting Boring by ifyclose2(op):
Seriously, we've seen TOO MANY of such threads recently......graduating student being bathed with water, paint, oil,etc.... it's getting boring and extremely stupid.....and they keep making front page, which completely beats my imagination.
PropertiesRe: We Urgently Need A Property Suitable For A Hospital In Lagos Island. Money Ready by ifyclose2(op): 5:42am On Aug 18, 2015
PearlStreet:
There is a spacious 4-bedroom detached duplex.
Has a spacious compound and is close to the express and just behind Chevy View Estate.
Also has 2 nos Minifla BQs behind it.
Price 3.5M Per Annum
how do you mean "BEHIND" chevy view? ... Is it AFTER chevy view when going towards Ajah? Where EXACTLY is the building located, and is d rent negotiable? I may be interested in this.
PropertiesRe: We Urgently Need A Property Suitable For A Hospital In Lagos Island. Money Ready by ifyclose2(op): 2:12pm On Aug 17, 2015
babsyilu15:
Will you come to command area..ipaja side, also there is one at meiran also half plot of land call me 08028791793 08101662607
Island only
PropertiesRe: We Urgently Need A Property Suitable For A Hospital In Lagos Island. Money Ready by ifyclose2(op): 4:22am On Aug 17, 2015
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PropertiesWe Urgently Need A Property Suitable For A Hospital In Lagos Island. Money Ready by ifyclose2(op):
Hello. We VERY URGENTLY need a property suitable for use as a hospital for rent anywhere on Lagos Island from Lekki down to Ajah. We are ready to make payment. Maximum budget is N3m per annum. Contact me on 08131002053 or ifyclose2@gmail.com. Thanks
Car TalkRe: Two Die As Car Rams Into A Tree And Breaks To Pieces (Photos) by ifyclose2(m): 3:08pm On Jul 20, 2015
Very sad..............but OP, this your exaggeration na wa o......"CAR BREAKS TO PIECES".
BusinessCan I Receive International Bank Transfers Into My Savings Account? by ifyclose2(op): 11:19pm On Jul 02, 2015
Hello guys. Just wanted to find out. Is it possible to receive international bank transfers directly into my NAIRA savings account in Nigeria? I'm expecting payments from a few clients in African countries (Namibia, Botswana, Uganda). Please help me out here. Thanks.
PoliticsStripped Of “first Lady” Title, Buhari’s Wife Stubbornly Seeks Influence by ifyclose2(op): 4:21am On Jun 29, 2015
Stripped Of “First Lady” Title, Buhari’s Wife Stubbornly Seeks Influence - By SAHARA REPORTERS


Two sources close to President Muhammadu Buhari have told SaharaReporters that there was growing concern over the apparent determination of the president’s wife, Aisha Buhari, to transform herself into a politically powerful spouse, in defiance of her husband’s wishes.

The sources remarked that President Buhari had ordered that his wife not be officially addressed as “First Lady,” adding, however, that Mrs. Buhari has been operating as one.

Since Nigeria’s return to democratic governance in 1999, the wives of successive Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo, Umaru Yar’Adua, and Goodluck Jonathan had operated in a politically controversial and high profile manner. Stella Obasanjo, the wife of Mr. Obasanjo, was known as a quiet power broker who reportedly demanded loyalty to herself from those who worked closely with her husband. She died on October 23, 2005 in Spain during a secretive trip to perform cosmetic surgery to enhance her physique.

Mrs. Turai Yar’Adua emerged as a brooding operator who became the power behind the throne of her husband’s Presidency. When Mr. Yar’Adua took gravely ill and was hospitalized for long periods in a Saudi hospital, his wife, Turai, oversaw an ambitious scam to hoodwink Nigerians into believing that her comatose husband was still ably running Nigeria.

Immediate past First Lady Patience Jonathan exhibited some of the worst attributes of recent presidential spouses. A loquacious figure, she often inserted herself in state affairs, openly feuded with political figures, and was given to an ostentatious lifestyle. Her critics said she often courted or demanded huge cash gifts as well as land and cars from political officials, including governors and ministers.

During his campaign for the Presidency, Mr. Buhari had indicated that he would ensure that his wife did not assume a formal public and visible role as First Lady.

However, our two sources alleged that the incumbent president’s wife seemed determined to build herself into a First Lady in the mold of her three past predecessors.

She was reportedly in a haste to move into Aso Rock Villa, and ended up relocating to the President’s official residence three days before her husband moved in. One source said she brought along to Aso Rock three powerful friends who have been running her office as though she has an official title. The three women are former Senator Pauline Tallen from Plateau State, Fatimat Abubakar, a wife of former Vice President Abubakar Atiku, and a former Minister of Women Affairs, Hajia Hajo Sani.

Our other source disclosed that the activities of his wife’s three friends had become a cause for concern for President Buhari. “Mr. President [Buhari] is a simple man by nature. He still doesn’t want his wife, Mrs. Aisha Buhari, to begin to play the kind of role that First Lady Mrs. Patience Jonathan played,” he said.

Last week, President Buhari reportedly ordered agents of the State Security Services (SSS) to arrest his wife’s brother, Musa Yola, for allegedly defrauding a businessman of N300 million in exchange for securing an oil bloc for his dupe.
http://saharareporters.com/2015/06/28/stripped-%E2%80%9Cfirst-lady%E2%80%9D-title-buhari%E2%80%99s-wife-stubbornly-seeks-influence
BusinessRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 4:19pm On Jun 23, 2015
OCTAVO:
I wonder too. Would have probably agreed if it was an existing business/hospital with facts and figures.
I'm looking at d possibility of a 40% joint ownership instead.
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 2:03pm On Jun 23, 2015
ghettodreamz:
Interesting... @ifyclose2, any progress so far?
yes...talking to a few people....will. Reach a concrete decision soon....more interested investors are welcome.
InvestmentRe: Invest in a hospital and get 50% ownership by ifyclose2(op): 7:38pm On Jun 22, 2015
Thanks to those who have called so far.

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