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Politics › Re: Kogi Speaker In Fatal Accident, Driver Dies, Speaker Survives by igbeke: 1:47pm On Jan 04, 2013

Each time a tragedy befalls our heartless politicians, all we say is 'rest in peace'. who told u dey r resting in peace?
may dose dat chose to punish innocent nigerians continue to face d wrath of THE MOST-HIGH.
anyway, RIP, of u truly deserve 2.

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Politics › Re: Benue Lawmaker Slumps And Dies During Exercise by igbeke: 9:55am On Jan 04, 2013

Willy7: Na wa o,even exercise that's supposed to be a health benefit is killing our politicians.What an irony.RIP sir.

nawa o. aati ko ifa nle, ifa ti nse.
don't we tink we shud start praying 4 our politicians b4 dis 'death row' or somtin gets out of hand?
anyway, RIP.

Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by igbeke: 10:57am On Jan 03, 2013

Eze Promoe: [color=scarlet]I LOVE THIS THREAD AND I'LL LOVE THE MATHS GURU TO SOLVE THIS EQUATION FOR ME!

A boy, X sleeped with my girlfriend, Y and produced 2 kids (2XY), using the onyonyo meter I saw that the pikins is not my own shildren. If Y is 22 years old and her name is Gracie
i)find X?
ii)find X's father, X^2
iii)can X beat me, Z if we fight?

Do that equation quick before i go gaga [/color]

dont go gaga bro, its quite easy.
just as ur girlfriend, Y.

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Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by igbeke: 10:36am On Jan 03, 2013

solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.

maths is more challenging than stats.
although dey r both fun if u hav interest 4 dem.
dey used 2 be my favourites in my schl days. 12yrs after grad, d fun lingers.
so feel free, ask questions.

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Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:04pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

wud u rather give it a tot?
but seriously, d inhumanity of our politicians is gradually turning nigeria 2 somtin else.
wat a way to start d new year.
beliv u me, d worst is yet to come.
oga lawmaker, pele o. ma f'ara nle o.

Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:04pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:03pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

Nairaland General › Re: How Do You Say Happy New Year In Your Language? by igbeke: 11:14am On Jan 01, 2013

djfiifi: Afehyia pa - Fanti language(Ghana)

wat is a ghanian doing here in NL?
better scram now.

Sports › Re: Osaze Apology: Why I Blasted Keshi, Nff, Osaze Reveals; Apologises For Outburst by igbeke: 10:41pm On Dec 30, 2012

appology accepted.
oya keshi, call d chap to camp kiakia.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Women Dress Indecently To Church Nowadays by igbeke: 6:04pm On Dec 30, 2012

its quite common in some of dis new generation congregations. my wife once called dem "watz up churches".
nevertheless, the foundation of JAH stands sure and having this seal:
JAH KNOWS THOSE THAT ARE HIS.
so let every1 dat nameth d name of d LORD abstain from every form of immorality.
PEACE!

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Politics › Re: News Headlines You'd like To See In 2013 by igbeke: 3:11pm On Dec 30, 2012

Abdul Adam56: Buhari 2 take over.

Buha wat

maybe in ur boko-nation after d disintegration.
the best tin would be good and well paying jobs 4 all graduates.

Politics › Re: Describe Nigeria In Few Sentences........... by igbeke: 2:59pm On Dec 30, 2012

a nation seated on kegs of gun powder. ready to explode any moment from now.

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Delivers Baby Girl by igbeke: 2:45pm On Dec 30, 2012

congratuloooobia...
congratulations 2 father, mother and child.

Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Pray In Your Local Dialect? by igbeke: 2:05pm On Dec 30, 2012

more than any other language, i pray in my local dialect. infact dat is wat we speak in my home to our kids.

Politics › Re: Merger Talks Tear CPC Apart (pic) by igbeke: 12:58pm On Dec 30, 2012

Clerverly: The candidature of Gen. Buhari is beyond Petty-Party-Politics. Even if He stands as an independent candidate, Nigerians will troop out, mobilize and massively vote for him. So all these Jonathan's media attacks dogs(Vanguard Newspaper chief culprit should shut it ) Nigerians are now wiser.

wiser? yes.
voting buhari? certainly no.
d merger is a failure from d unset cos we all kno CPC to be a boko haram party. besides, buhari is not a gud politician.

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Politics › Re: Gov Wada Rejects Treatment Abroad by igbeke: 10:27am On Dec 30, 2012

Its a good development, but certainly not in d right direction.
Anyway, get well o.

Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by igbeke: 10:01pm On Dec 29, 2012

Azukaorji: But some babes later regret...............dat was wat i noticed

they say all these rubbish @ early 20s. but wen they r in their 30s, u'll hear: 'i only need a God-fearing man'.
in 40s they'll begin 2 cry: 'God i say who so ever'.

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Politics › Re: Shettima Weeps During Budget Presentation by igbeke: 12:42pm On Dec 28, 2012

shettima crying? maybe no.
'oo tii ri nkenken. u nefer see anytin'.
u talk sey Borno go rise again. who tell u sey Borno don fall finish?
4 ur info, d whole north will gradually turn 2 babylon.
do u kno wat happened 2 babylon? it crumbled and became history.

Celebrities › Re: AY Insults Basketmouth On Twitter!! by igbeke: 12:01pm On Dec 28, 2012

lekzy007: na dem sabi joor,dey don chop belle food....

sharrrap!
na 'belle full' jor

Romance › Re: Would You Accept To Marry An Actor/actress? by igbeke: 9:52am On Dec 28, 2012

boron10: All I see on this thread is a bunch of insecure and low self esteem men. I am not in any way averse to marrying an actress. I can't dictate the profession of my wife for her. She is so free to do whatever she chooses as a profession (except maybe prostitution and some other illegal businesses).

No. she cud as well be a PORN STAR. inasmuch u can't dictate wat she does.
profession na profession.
Sincerely, it is difficult. i can't even "galv" Tondo Dike, 4get abt marriage.

Romance › Re: Do You Wait For Your Spouse Before You Eat? by igbeke: 9:14am On Dec 28, 2012

i've bn eating with my wife consistently for 4yrs now (since we got married). except wen 1 of us is out of town and won't be coming dat day. infact we eat on same plate. there hasn't bn any problem wit dat cos we both love it.

Education › Re: Is There Anything Special About Being A Graduate? by igbeke: 1:09pm On Dec 27, 2012

being a graduate?
very good.
but being a graduate in our type of country?
my dear 2 things r involved;
u end up getting a job or remain jobless.
in getting a job, 2 things r involved;
u either get a peanut paying job or a well paying one tru strong connections or by paying ur way tru.
if u r jobless, so many things r involved:
u come home disappointed after a fruitless day of jobhunt, sit down hoplessly 4 no food, sigh, brood and....
GOD HELP NIGERIA.

Politics › Re: Why The Evil Of Terror May Linger - Sheikh Gumi by igbeke: 12:09am On Dec 27, 2012

teniyi: You just vomited rubbish.

Was it MOSQUE that attacked church, where and when were people forced with a gun to become muslim?

What is the meaning of christian don't riot? So riots and protest in countries like Congo, Zimbabwe, South Africa, Greece, France etc were not carried out by your fellow christian?
Just say something that can hold water. Ok?

man, d way u reason is quite odd.....
just like ur so-called sheik. 2 bad.

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Politics › Re: Why The Evil Of Terror May Linger - Sheikh Gumi by igbeke: 11:57pm On Dec 26, 2012

we all can now see d truth exposing itself and dis is it: BOKO HARAM IS A TOOL IN D HANDS OF BLOOD-SUCKING NORTHERN MUSLIM LEADERS WHO DO NOT HAV A MEANS OF LIVELIHOOD OTHER THAN DO OR DIE POLITICS.
d solution? we a know it.
it is fast coming.

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Islam › Re: How An American Lady Converted To Islam by igbeke: 2:44pm On Dec 26, 2012

Nonybb: If its not a religious CULT, why is it that ppl are killed when they want to voluntarily leave and join some other religion as well? Why are ppl killed in apostasy in arab countries? Islam is a scam and a deception and most muslims are under the bondage of religion. To turn and join islam is the worst backward movement ever

u r right. muslims secretly patronize miracle churches even dan christians do.
i stand 2 be proved wrong. most of dem complain, but can't come out 4 fear.

Islam › Re: How An American Lady Converted To Islam by igbeke: 2:43pm On Dec 26, 2012

Nonybb: If its not a religious CULT, why is it that ppl are killed when they want to voluntarily leave and join some other religion as well? Why are ppl killed in apostasy in arab countries? Islam is a scam and a deception and most muslims are under the bondage of religion. To turn and join islam is the worst backward movement ever

u r right. muslims secretly patronize miracle churches even dan cristians do.
i stand 2 be proved wrong. most of dem complain, but can't come out 4 fear.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Appeared To Chris Okotie At 3-years-old by igbeke: 2:01pm On Dec 26, 2012

wat i c here is a group of pple who, as a result of personal or collective grudge dey hav against pastor chris; left d main issues raised in dis interview, 2 adress wat is out of it.
Nairalanders, do u sincerely think Nigeria will survive 2015?

Islam › Re: How An American Lady Converted To Islam by igbeke: 11:41am On Dec 26, 2012

here is d truth: ISLAM IS A RELIGION 4 SLAVES!
CHRISTIANITY IS 4 GOD'S CHILDREN!
U may chose 2 b a slave or freeborn.
na ur cup of tea.
THREAD CLOSED.

Islam › Re: How An American Lady Converted To Islam by igbeke: 11:07am On Dec 26, 2012

talk2me006: i just pray christian should not hav hypertension here.

far be it!
i used 2 liv @ ejigbo in lagos state, in a big compound of face2face houses. majority of d tenants were muslims. but 4 d few yrs i spent dere, and tru our housefellowship service, dey ALL converted 2 christianity.
i relocated 2 bdg & liv in an estate where we had a lot of muslims 2. 2day, we hav less dan 5 muslim households.
u c, christians dont make noise cos we kno dat soulwinning biz is of d LORD JESUS.

Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Six In Yobe Christmas Church Service by igbeke: 8:35pm On Dec 25, 2012

shud christians take up militancy in retaliation, dont we tink nigeria will crumble?
eventho Christ did not permit such, i tink it is better northern muslim leader warn their bloody children now so as 2 avert wat i 4see in d nearest future.

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