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Celebrities › Re: Janet Jackson To Receive $500M If There's A Divorce by igbeke: 6:56am On Jan 12, 2013

ghettodreamz: [size=16pt]Ladies & Money Sha? [/size]

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Celebrities › Re: Janet Jackson To Receive $500M If There's A Divorce by igbeke: 6:55am On Jan 12, 2013

ghettodreamz: [size=16pt]Ladies & Money Sha? [/size]

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imagine if there was no woman on earth, perhaps d need for money wud hav reduced by 60%.

Christianity Etc › Re: 'Holy Cow' Born With White Cross On Forehead!! by igbeke: 11:16pm On Jan 09, 2013

holy mary!!!
is dis supposed 2 be a catholic version of those "wonders of islam"?
any-which-way, na food im still be.
but shud dey be scared of feasting on it, make dem send am 2 naija.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: CapitalOne Cup: Chelsea Vs Swansea (0 - 2) On 9th January 2012 by igbeke: 10:58pm On Jan 09, 2013

IYA NGBALI: I wonder how dey losted the march

yeeeee!!!
dey did not losted it o,
next time, it is:
"i wonder how they lost it".
ok?
u r welcome.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: CapitalOne Cup: Chelsea Vs Swansea (0 - 2) On 9th January 2012 by igbeke: 10:50pm On Jan 09, 2013

nawa o, dis una shepe blues need deliverance o.
any way sha,
united 4 eva.

Family › Re: Who Decide What To Eat! by igbeke: 10:44pm On Jan 09, 2013

Nkonadi: I havent seen any.

have u ever seen siblings 2geda 4 any reason and u wish u had 1?
if no, den wait till u see 1.
u r welcome.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by igbeke: 10:18pm On Jan 09, 2013

jamst: dis 9ja team cant win afcon...see poor performance.the cape verd ar very gud & i see dem winning d afcon cup sef

here come d afcon's 'octopus'!
u r welcome.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by igbeke: 10:12pm On Jan 09, 2013

[quote author=Okija_juju]I see a Newspaper headline that reads Boko Haram claims responsibility for kidnapping Keshi...[/quote]wich keshi? is our own popular coach missing?

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by igbeke: 10:09pm On Jan 09, 2013

nawa o, wit wat i'v just seen in d 1st half, we r not there at all.
dese socalled profs r zeros. we'd beta stick 2 our 'homeboys'.
my widow's mite 2 keshi, though.
u r welcome.

Family › Re: Who Decide What To Eat! by igbeke: 8:44pm On Jan 09, 2013

Nkonadi: Its Good to be the only Child. I decide in my home. Lol

point of correction pls.
it is not gud 2 b d only child. dere are more demerits attached to it dan u know.
@ d topic,
my wife does dat. i personally dont discriminate food, especially wen it deliciously and well prepared.

Politics › Re: Can GEJ Really Win In 2015 by igbeke: 5:58pm On Jan 07, 2013

grafikii: With the north against him and SW not liking him , i seriously doubt if can win 2015.
What do you guys think

its still early 2 say.
i tink GEJ shud answer dat because d choice is stíll very much his.
even in SS, he's gradually building a strong opposition against himelf.
but u know what? Nigerians 4giv and 4get easily.
u r welcome

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by igbeke: 11:49am On Jan 07, 2013

.... and d winner is...
CHRISTIANOOOO
RONALDOOOOO.
u r all welcome.

Islam › Re: The Blood Qur’an – Written With The Blood Of Saddam Hussein by igbeke: 11:20am On Jan 07, 2013

[quote author=Klin@]Allah is ever PURE and Quran remain ever UNDILUTED.[/quote]what makes ur allah pure, is it his insatiable thirst 4 blood?
what makes d quran undilluted, is it because dis one was written wit d blood of a muslim?
give a sincere tot to ur purpose of existence, and u will be better off 4 it.
4 d record, JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD.
u r welcome.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kuwaiti Jailed For 2 Years For Insulting Ruler by igbeke: 10:27am On Jan 07, 2013

u just said Kuwait, where leaders work to ensure gud roads, electricity, security of lives and properties, very low rate of unemployment, and d list goes on. unlike 9ja where political leaders r liers and looters.
trust me, if GEJ or any other leader here cud giv Nigeria half of wat's on ground in kuwait,such leader will b idolised.
4 d record, u dont force respect out of ur subjects, rather u earn it. has our leaders earned such?
u r welcome.

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Family › Re: Traditional, Church Or Registry: The Right Date For Marriage Anniversary? by igbeke: 3:00pm On Jan 06, 2013

d day recognised by both parents, God and subsequent, d church is d tradional wedding day, day was d day d knot was officially tied and d blessings were given. d rest are mere fomalities.

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Politics › Re: Zamfara Arranges Husbands For 2000 Widows by igbeke: 3:31pm On Jan 05, 2013

epeul: Dis young ladies Abeg oh wat is killing their husbands ?

d answer is not far fetched.
dey r d widows of dos boko-haram boys who lost deir lives fighting 'the holy war'. i heard 4rm a reliable source dat d govt is doing dis 2 compensate d mythrs. who says allah is not great!
u r welcome.

Politics › Re: Zamfara Arranges Husbands For 2000 Widows by igbeke: 3:18pm On Jan 05, 2013

epeul: Dis young ladies Abeg oh wat is killing their husbands ?

Family › Re: Are Female Children Generous Than Males? by igbeke: 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2013

wen it comes to generousity or care for d family, giv it 2 d female child. dey r superb.
its ironical dat most guys wud prefer a male 2 a female child.
its natural dat most male children wud rather spend more on their wives and inlaws dan deir immediate family members, while d wives will use such proceeds and more 2 care 4 her pple.
if u want a child who will answer ur name after u'v left, den go 4 d male.
but if u truly want a child who will take care of u wen u r old, den u'v just asked 4 d female child.

Entertainment › Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by igbeke: 7:27pm On Jan 04, 2013

ifedun2: The last i checked,its a free world.Tonto should be left alone abeg.Na wetin?

wen will u stop checking and face d reality?
Tonto is getting Decayed everyday and u r here checking 4 a free world?
i wíll not be suprised to kno dat u lead dsame decayed life like hers.
but pls, repent b4 its 2 late.
u r welcome!

Christianity Etc › Re: Crossing Your Legs In Church, Is It Wrong? by igbeke: 6:10pm On Jan 04, 2013

edreesabiodun: See the problem I have with religion? Dogmatic bull!! How can you ask someone not to do something without a logical explanation and you expect them to take you seriously?

dere cud b problems wit oda religions but not xtianity. The Holy Bible remains d yardstick 4 correction. any oda teaching aside wat dis Sacred Book says, is nothing but heresis.

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Politics › Re: Kogi Speaker In Fatal Accident, Driver Dies, Speaker Survives by igbeke: 1:47pm On Jan 04, 2013

Each time a tragedy befalls our heartless politicians, all we say is 'rest in peace'. who told u dey r resting in peace?
may dose dat chose to punish innocent nigerians continue to face d wrath of THE MOST-HIGH.
anyway, RIP, of u truly deserve 2.

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Politics › Re: Benue Lawmaker Slumps And Dies During Exercise by igbeke: 9:55am On Jan 04, 2013

Willy7: Na wa o,even exercise that's supposed to be a health benefit is killing our politicians.What an irony.RIP sir.

nawa o. aati ko ifa nle, ifa ti nse.
don't we tink we shud start praying 4 our politicians b4 dis 'death row' or somtin gets out of hand?
anyway, RIP.

Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by igbeke: 10:57am On Jan 03, 2013

Eze Promoe: [color=scarlet]I LOVE THIS THREAD AND I'LL LOVE THE MATHS GURU TO SOLVE THIS EQUATION FOR ME!

A boy, X sleeped with my girlfriend, Y and produced 2 kids (2XY), using the onyonyo meter I saw that the pikins is not my own shildren. If Y is 22 years old and her name is Gracie
i)find X?
ii)find X's father, X^2
iii)can X beat me, Z if we fight?

Do that equation quick before i go gaga [/color]

dont go gaga bro, its quite easy.
just as ur girlfriend, Y.

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Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by igbeke: 10:36am On Jan 03, 2013

solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.

maths is more challenging than stats.
although dey r both fun if u hav interest 4 dem.
dey used 2 be my favourites in my schl days. 12yrs after grad, d fun lingers.
so feel free, ask questions.

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Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:04pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

wud u rather give it a tot?
but seriously, d inhumanity of our politicians is gradually turning nigeria 2 somtin else.
wat a way to start d new year.
beliv u me, d worst is yet to come.
oga lawmaker, pele o. ma f'ara nle o.

Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:04pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:03pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

Nairaland General › Re: How Do You Say Happy New Year In Your Language? by igbeke: 11:14am On Jan 01, 2013

djfiifi: Afehyia pa - Fanti language(Ghana)

wat is a ghanian doing here in NL?
better scram now.

Sports › Re: Osaze Apology: Why I Blasted Keshi, Nff, Osaze Reveals; Apologises For Outburst by igbeke: 10:41pm On Dec 30, 2012

appology accepted.
oya keshi, call d chap to camp kiakia.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Women Dress Indecently To Church Nowadays by igbeke: 6:04pm On Dec 30, 2012

its quite common in some of dis new generation congregations. my wife once called dem "watz up churches".
nevertheless, the foundation of JAH stands sure and having this seal:
JAH KNOWS THOSE THAT ARE HIS.
so let every1 dat nameth d name of d LORD abstain from every form of immorality.
PEACE!

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Politics › Re: News Headlines You'd like To See In 2013 by igbeke: 3:11pm On Dec 30, 2012

Abdul Adam56: Buhari 2 take over.

Buha wat

maybe in ur boko-nation after d disintegration.
the best tin would be good and well paying jobs 4 all graduates.

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