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Food › Re: Do People Still Eat Three Square Meals Daily In Nigeria? by igbeke: 12:55pm On Jan 13, 2013

d most important tin is dat we all eat smtin, weda square, triangle or circle; meal na meal.
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Politics › Re: CPC Releases Names Of Merger Committee Members by igbeke: 7:58pm On Jan 12, 2013

dis buhari guy is 2 despirate.
wat if he lost again?
i bet u 3times d likes of boko boys will be unleashed on nigerians.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: In One Sentence, Convince An Employer You Are The Best. by igbeke: 5:38pm On Jan 12, 2013*

safarigirl: F9.

If you insert the words 'and', 'but' 'unless' and 'if', that makes two sentences. I believe the topic is 'In One Sentence'

dey dont make it 2 or more.
havn't u heard of a compound sentence b4?
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Politics › Re: Court Sacks 10 CPC Lawmakers by igbeke: 3:21pm On Jan 12, 2013

Up till now, Buhari wit all his 'gragra' is still loosing.
because He, with his CPC was not happy wit d election results, dey unleashed boko boys on nigerians.
Though some of us are now regreting eva voting GEJ, it is still obvious he rightly won d election.
Notwithstanding come 2015, merger or no merger, Buhari remains a big time looser.

Celebrities › Re: Janet Jackson To Receive $500M If There's A Divorce by igbeke: 6:56am On Jan 12, 2013

ghettodreamz: [size=16pt]Ladies & Money Sha? [/size]

https://i.imgur.com/uYvuK.gif

Celebrities › Re: Janet Jackson To Receive $500M If There's A Divorce by igbeke: 6:55am On Jan 12, 2013

ghettodreamz: [size=16pt]Ladies & Money Sha? [/size]

https://i.imgur.com/uYvuK.gif

imagine if there was no woman on earth, perhaps d need for money wud hav reduced by 60%.

Christianity Etc › Re: 'Holy Cow' Born With White Cross On Forehead!! by igbeke: 11:16pm On Jan 09, 2013

holy mary!!!
is dis supposed 2 be a catholic version of those "wonders of islam"?
any-which-way, na food im still be.
but shud dey be scared of feasting on it, make dem send am 2 naija.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: CapitalOne Cup: Chelsea Vs Swansea (0 - 2) On 9th January 2012 by igbeke: 10:58pm On Jan 09, 2013

IYA NGBALI: I wonder how dey losted the march

yeeeee!!!
dey did not losted it o,
next time, it is:
"i wonder how they lost it".
ok?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: CapitalOne Cup: Chelsea Vs Swansea (0 - 2) On 9th January 2012 by igbeke: 10:50pm On Jan 09, 2013

nawa o, dis una shepe blues need deliverance o.
any way sha,
united 4 eva.

Family › Re: Who Decide What To Eat! by igbeke: 10:44pm On Jan 09, 2013

Nkonadi: I havent seen any.

have u ever seen siblings 2geda 4 any reason and u wish u had 1?
if no, den wait till u see 1.
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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by igbeke: 10:18pm On Jan 09, 2013

jamst: dis 9ja team cant win afcon...see poor performance.the cape verd ar very gud & i see dem winning d afcon cup sef

here come d afcon's 'octopus'!
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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by igbeke: 10:12pm On Jan 09, 2013

Okija_juju: I see a Newspaper headline that reads Boko Haram claims responsibility for kidnapping Keshi...

wich keshi? is our own popular coach missing?

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by igbeke: 10:09pm On Jan 09, 2013

nawa o, wit wat i'v just seen in d 1st half, we r not there at all.
dese socalled profs r zeros. we'd beta stick 2 our 'homeboys'.
my widow's mite 2 keshi, though.
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Family › Re: Who Decide What To Eat! by igbeke: 8:44pm On Jan 09, 2013

Nkonadi: Its Good to be the only Child. I decide in my home. Lol

point of correction pls.
it is not gud 2 b d only child. dere are more demerits attached to it dan u know.
@ d topic,
my wife does dat. i personally dont discriminate food, especially wen it deliciously and well prepared.

Politics › Re: Can GEJ Really Win In 2015 by igbeke: 5:58pm On Jan 07, 2013

grafikii: With the north against him and SW not liking him , i seriously doubt if can win 2015.
What do you guys think

its still early 2 say.
i tink GEJ shud answer dat because d choice is stíll very much his.
even in SS, he's gradually building a strong opposition against himelf.
but u know what? Nigerians 4giv and 4get easily.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by igbeke: 11:49am On Jan 07, 2013

.... and d winner is...
CHRISTIANOOOO
RONALDOOOOO.
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Islam › Re: The Blood Qur’an – Written With The Blood Of Saddam Hussein by igbeke: 11:20am On Jan 07, 2013

Klin@:
Allah is ever PURE and Quran remain ever UNDILUTED.

what makes ur allah pure, is it his insatiable thirst 4 blood?
what makes d quran undilluted, is it because dis one was written wit d blood of a muslim?
give a sincere tot to ur purpose of existence, and u will be better off 4 it.
4 d record, JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD.
u r welcome.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kuwaiti Jailed For 2 Years For Insulting Ruler by igbeke: 10:27am On Jan 07, 2013

u just said Kuwait, where leaders work to ensure gud roads, electricity, security of lives and properties, very low rate of unemployment, and d list goes on. unlike 9ja where political leaders r liers and looters.
trust me, if GEJ or any other leader here cud giv Nigeria half of wat's on ground in kuwait,such leader will b idolised.
4 d record, u dont force respect out of ur subjects, rather u earn it. has our leaders earned such?
u r welcome.

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Family › Re: Traditional, Church Or Registry: The Right Date For Marriage Anniversary? by igbeke: 3:00pm On Jan 06, 2013

d day recognised by both parents, God and subsequent, d church is d tradional wedding day, day was d day d knot was officially tied and d blessings were given. d rest are mere fomalities.

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Politics › Re: Zamfara Arranges Husbands For 2000 Widows by igbeke: 3:31pm On Jan 05, 2013

epeul: Dis young ladies Abeg oh wat is killing their husbands ?

d answer is not far fetched.
dey r d widows of dos boko-haram boys who lost deir lives fighting 'the holy war'. i heard 4rm a reliable source dat d govt is doing dis 2 compensate d mythrs. who says allah is not great!
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Politics › Re: Zamfara Arranges Husbands For 2000 Widows by igbeke: 3:18pm On Jan 05, 2013

epeul: Dis young ladies Abeg oh wat is killing their husbands ?

Family › Re: Are Female Children Generous Than Males? by igbeke: 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2013

wen it comes to generousity or care for d family, giv it 2 d female child. dey r superb.
its ironical dat most guys wud prefer a male 2 a female child.
its natural dat most male children wud rather spend more on their wives and inlaws dan deir immediate family members, while d wives will use such proceeds and more 2 care 4 her pple.
if u want a child who will answer ur name after u'v left, den go 4 d male.
but if u truly want a child who will take care of u wen u r old, den u'v just asked 4 d female child.

Entertainment › Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by igbeke: 7:27pm On Jan 04, 2013

ifedun2: The last i checked,its a free world.Tonto should be left alone abeg.Na wetin?

wen will u stop checking and face d reality?
Tonto is getting Decayed everyday and u r here checking 4 a free world?
i wíll not be suprised to kno dat u lead dsame decayed life like hers.
but pls, repent b4 its 2 late.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Crossing Your Legs In Church, Is It Wrong? by igbeke: 6:10pm On Jan 04, 2013

edreesabiodun: See the problem I have with religion? Dogmatic bull!! How can you ask someone not to do something without a logical explanation and you expect them to take you seriously?

dere cud b problems wit oda religions but not xtianity. The Holy Bible remains d yardstick 4 correction. any oda teaching aside wat dis Sacred Book says, is nothing but heresis.

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Politics › Re: Kogi Speaker In Fatal Accident, Driver Dies, Speaker Survives by igbeke: 1:47pm On Jan 04, 2013

Each time a tragedy befalls our heartless politicians, all we say is 'rest in peace'. who told u dey r resting in peace?
may dose dat chose to punish innocent nigerians continue to face d wrath of THE MOST-HIGH.
anyway, RIP, of u truly deserve 2.

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Politics › Re: Benue Lawmaker Slumps And Dies During Exercise by igbeke: 9:55am On Jan 04, 2013

Willy7: Na wa o,even exercise that's supposed to be a health benefit is killing our politicians.What an irony.RIP sir.

nawa o. aati ko ifa nle, ifa ti nse.
don't we tink we shud start praying 4 our politicians b4 dis 'death row' or somtin gets out of hand?
anyway, RIP.

Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by igbeke: 10:57am On Jan 03, 2013

Eze Promoe: [color=scarlet]I LOVE THIS THREAD AND I'LL LOVE THE MATHS GURU TO SOLVE THIS EQUATION FOR ME!

A boy, X sleeped with my girlfriend, Y and produced 2 kids (2XY), using the onyonyo meter I saw that the pikins is not my own shildren. If Y is 22 years old and her name is Gracie
i)find X?
ii)find X's father, X^2
iii)can X beat me, Z if we fight?

Do that equation quick before i go gaga [/color]

dont go gaga bro, its quite easy.
just as ur girlfriend, Y.

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Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by igbeke: 10:36am On Jan 03, 2013

solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.

maths is more challenging than stats.
although dey r both fun if u hav interest 4 dem.
dey used 2 be my favourites in my schl days. 12yrs after grad, d fun lingers.
so feel free, ask questions.

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Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:04pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

wud u rather give it a tot?
but seriously, d inhumanity of our politicians is gradually turning nigeria 2 somtin else.
wat a way to start d new year.
beliv u me, d worst is yet to come.
oga lawmaker, pele o. ma f'ara nle o.

Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:04pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

Politics › Re: Gombe Lawmaker, Jalo Ganga, Kidnapped At His Residence by igbeke: 12:03pm On Jan 02, 2013

pat077: kidnapping is now more lucrative than trading in onitsha market.

Nairaland General › Re: How Do You Say Happy New Year In Your Language? by igbeke: 11:14am On Jan 01, 2013

djfiifi: Afehyia pa - Fanti language(Ghana)

wat is a ghanian doing here in NL?
better scram now.

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