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ThoniaSlim:
Exactly. . .cus some guys are simply stupid and so deserve to be treated as such!

y me:
@igwe
which one be chit chat again

PM me for chitchat naa!

y me:
anyway in as much as you are willing to make me your queen since you are igwe, no problem

I like the sound of that, now i can sleep well .

OSE77:
this is not a joke, he said his name is Efe Lawal living in Benin City - Nigeria.

my question is how did he cope for that 26 good years?

what about the shame?

the embarasement?

my God, i feel we should rewind his life and edit that story out of it, but it n`t `posible.

listen, this guy today no longer bedwet! are you surprise? no dont be surprise.

i know the treatment for bedwetin - this one is unfailing!

but guys, i am not giving the solution yet, i want us to talk a little bit about this issue.

what do you think about a 16years girl or 26 years guy who still bedwet?

dont leave without telling us your opinion about it.

tkb417:
because its natural for gurls to misbehave!

keep wondering. na ur thesis be this?

tpiah:
he's an idiot!! and a big liar to boot.





if he already liked her person as he claims, why yab her to this extent nah?

why idiot again? I no know say fine girl dey call person idiot sef  

tpiah:
you daft no be small sef- maybe your hot actual date was at another table watching your reaction to the decoy.

whatever!!!! You forgot to thank God it wasnt a male waiting for you!! Unless that dont matter!

Anyway, tell me another story

Ournaija:
I met a girl online lately, we have been calling and texting each other. My girl has been misbehaving like someone who took kaikai and otapiapia (local gin and local insectiside). I and the new girl agreed to meet some weeks back but she never showed up. When I comfronted her about this ,she was like "I dont know if you will like what you will see". I tried to encourage her to come atleast for me to see her and moreso that I al ready like her person.

On May day she called to tell me that she is in a nearby eatery that I should come over. I met an ugly lady sitting alone in the eatery and I said to myself that it cant be her. I called her number again to know where she was. Lo and behold she was the babe that I have been fantasizing about.I managed to sit near her to talk with her. Whenever I crack a joke and she smiles, It looks like she is crying.I couldn`t bear it because she was not what I expected. . That was when I said to myself, no wonder she has always decline my request of sending her pictures to my mail box. In the eatery I was looking for an open space to make a quick exit but couldnt find any

I managed to stay with her till she was done with her pie and coke. I saw her off to the b/stop and raised my hands to the sky in appreciation to God for saving me out of the babes hand. I was asking myself many questions like "what if she has asked to know where I stay", "what if she has decided to stay back" What if and if,
I have never tried dating online but with this I almost got my finger burnt. This is my experience. Will never blind date again. The babe wowo no be small and she come fat join

Do I know you brov? your story sounds familiar ,just like what happened to my friend/colleague way back 2007

y me:
@secretz

the poster nor say he want who go take him bobo from am but who go tell am wetin he go do to make am slim

@poster
ask him to go to the gym everyday
and a word of advice____please always practice the cow-girl style

which one be cow girl style again?  

pyr8te:
please me i just wan sabi how u take read the whole meaasage from the delivery report!! i fit use the idea

That one na lie lie

oluole:
I ve a girl who claim to love and respect me,though she is beautiful, may be that was why i went for her. but after about a month of our relationship, she told me that she has a guy and that she had a baby for this guy while insecondary school though they are still together but she told me that she doesnt love the guy any more because of the way the guy is maltreating her that what is still keeping them together is the child between them but each time this guy calls her she will respond and i told her to choose between the two of us, so she decided not to pick her calls when ever she is with me and any thing i tolid her, she always obey, but i dont ve any feelings for her maybe because of her past. i cee her like somebody that is ready to learn non of my friends like her but she has been trying to pleace them. she sometimes told me that the way i am teating her,she cant take it from any body. what felt is that she sees me as a prospect and that is why is still anging on. pls, advice me

Feelitx:
@Jackie?

What serious relationship are you talking about? I thought you said you are not yet ready for marriage.

Before i say jackie Robinson, will you go back to your parents and reaccess your life and know what to do with it.

jidefernad:
Hello Igwe can u pls help me with the histry of these 2003 honda accord with vin number 1HGCM56633A802486 2003 HONDA ACCORD EX

Please  Oga, Igwe does not check VIN , check the result of your VIN here ,don't forget to say thanks to the good Samaritan that helped you run the check.
Regards,

seebaba:
I have always wondered why girls are scared of handsome guys lol,I have met a number of girls who turn me down just because they are threatened by my looks,serious NO BE PRIDE or trying to feel DENZEL WASHINTON,but im cute no be me na GOD.They claimed that cute guys are hardly faithful to their partners which apparently underscore their sense of judgement. Maybe someone out there will give us insight into why some naija babes feel insecure instead of being proud having a charming guy around. this has been my plight untill recently, i fell for a colleague of mine, who hitherto now was playing hanky panky with me that she has a boyfriend somewhere in the lonely planet,whereas the truth is that,she is scared of losing me being that i have a number of female fans.WHY JUDGE HIM BEFORE YOU KNOW HIM?

In your case,I'd say you like men rather than women