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dae:
Hate it when a dude calls and calls like the world will end the next minute and ontop of that, asks me details of where i've been, wat i been doing, ETC --- we're not marrried/engaged, Lemme live ma life! Life na one shot -  no photocopy, i wan gbadun am o jare!

I've been enjoying all the posts here  until i saw this crap of yours, how on earth do find your man asking after your well being annoying.
I don't blame you sha, not all women are wife materials likewise men

No2Atheism:
12 Ways to Get to a Man's Heart



1 - Don't ever try to force him to do everything listed above, but compliment him when he does, _{because men are silent doers, hence may not necessarily show his love and affection for you the way you expect it}

2 - Learn to cook _{damn it}  , and learn about his favourite foods.

3 - Treat him like a King ,  _{hence Stop comparing him to your friends baby daddy or your friends boyfriend,}

4 - Cuddle him like a bigger baby ,  _{infact give him your breast and your breast milk if he so desires,}

5 - Stop trying to win arguments against him _{damn it  ,}

6 - Please please stop all the nagging, _{you are slowly pushing him away by doing that,}

7 - Be a good companion/comforter both when things are good and very bad for him, _{men are too proud to ask for your help, damn it  ,}

8 - Stop putting on weight , _{just because he's not yet complaining, doesn't mean he likes it}.

9 - Learn how to be a freak in bed, and a mild manner one outside of the bed (_{only for married couples please  no fornication}).

10 - Stop faking the orgasms, so pls teach him how to make you climax, most are not born with the know-how so teach him(_{only for married couples please  no fornication}).

11 - Don't ever punish him by denying him Sex, doing that amounts to asking for trouble, (_{only for married couples please  no fornication})

12 - Never ever keep secrets from him (_{even embarrassing ones}), he can always find out if he wants to ,  and by then you would have lost his trust.

jalether:
do nl women or should i say girls know any other way to respond

to a thread other than rain insult on the poster ?

follow me ask them!

noetic:
women who tongue-lash their hubby's also require psyco test.

Seconded even when anger is younger brother to madness

boliatiepa:
where is ur own sense of fun?

Fun with one's picture on NL

Frankies:
I think it is a big amount , real big amount . I think it is up to 1,200 naira. I believe she kept back 300naira.

you got me cracked up

neyo4real:
Is it advisable to travel out (abroad) with a girl u just met?

kasilly:
she is as dangerous as snake pls nairalander what can i do cos i love her

Shes dangerous for people like you, as for me , who dash monkey banana?