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Ibime:
See Excel sheet that Harvard grad updates to Nairaland

If a 15 year old on school placement produces this sloppy work in any workplace, he will be slapped and sent back to his school, placement cancelled.

Decimals not even rounded, formatting of a primary school student in ICT class for the first time. Where dem train this bobo? Is that how they used to do in Harvard?

He said he did a spreadsheet in 10 minutes (with formulas) and didn't round the decimals...
Lol.
You got me... Please go easy. Lol. I can't.
The sad this is you probably spent 1 hour searching for this and wrote a separate post to boot.
I'm sure your kids laughed at it though.
I see what cracks up a Genocide denier who thinks a logical statement is Algebra.
I can't.
Thanks for the laughs

You're gonna have to try harder than that.
I told you I'm not Bemeruca.. You can't write jokes about "eba and proteins.." as a luxury meal.

bayelsaowei:
the Republicans have secured more of the legislature in critical swing states..all due to robust gerrymandering..overall , nationally republicans have benefited more..

I only pity for blacks or Latinos supporting this move..it benefits them in no way..its basically tomfoolery for them gyrating around the move by the republicans in Texas..

Yeah, they can't see it but will be crying soon enough.
Republicans rely on people voting against their interests because they usually aren't intelligent enough to do otherwise

Ibime:
Felicia has dropped so many gøøfy things and behaviours here you would never expect from a guyman. That's why some of us never got involved in his fights because we can see (lïes) and wëird behaviour from a mile away.

He get luck say na gentleman like Raumdeuter he dey fight with that time, the guy na walking punchline. But as per say spambot dey quick carry man go Sanko, na to ignore am face front.

Look at Ibime being so emotionally invested he's letting Bemeruca play his emotions and set him up, so I'll come for him.

You and your bestie Bemeruca.
You are the sum of your environment. innit.

Ibeme:
Isn't this you fümblïng the most rudimentary aspects of your field?

https://www.nairaland.com/4508641/american-politics-thread-trump-47th/5052#134959262

You must think there is nothing süspect in shouting "Harvard" every Eke market day well over a decade after graduation while your mates have long been Execs in their chosen fields. Some of us also attended top unis, studied the most difficult subjects, have a 1st class and Masters and stopped going on about Uni over 15 years ago.

Your constant Harvard refrain is as dubious as the story of your long distance bãnny in Nigeria. The only expertise we can confirm is your knowledge of J&J prodücts.

I barely mention where I went to school.  I don't need to you guys do it enough for me.
I'm glad you're proud of whatever accomplishments you think you have. I don't care.

And Oga, I've told you, I don't draw distinctions.
You have a wife and children, I think. Don't make them fair game.

Ibeme:
Isn't this you fümblïng the most rudimentary aspects of your field?

https://www.nairaland.com/4508641/american-politics-thread-trump-47th/5052#134959262

You must think there is nothing süspect in shouting "Harvard" every Eke market day well over a decade after graduation while your mates have long been Execs in their chosen fields. Some of us also attended top unis, studied the most difficult subjects, have a 1st class and Masters and stopped going on about Uni over 15 years ago.

Your constant Harvard refrain is as dubious as the story of your long distance bãnny in Nigeria. The only expertise we can confirm is your knowledge of J&J prodücts.

Modern computers still have RTCs.
Probably best to focus on figuring out what algebra looks like with your "First Class" in Math.
Those who can't do, talk.
Take a hint.

cococandy:
I knew this was coming.

Glad I already Bought 2 PS5s and an Xbox amongst other stuff for Christmas gifts. Almost done with holiday gift shopping.

It’s $50 here, $30 there. When you add all the cousins, nieces and nephews, it’s thousands in extra costs that could’ve been avoided if agent orange weren’t in office.

They’ll have a very red Christmas this year. A hot shame

So, that's how you roll... I might need to find my way onto your secret Santa list.
But, I'm impressed that you're almost done. Usually say I'll get it done early, but end up having packages delivered Christmas day.

Trump is now threatening a State to release a convicted (by jury) supporter of his.
We are sliding faster than I thought possible.

My my my, someone's getting testy, one might even say emotional.

Ibime:
You keep jumping from pillar to post. What does a "journalist" getting caught red-handed have to do with X and Y; and even when that argument is tested, you start jumping to logic

I can't even understand what this means. Do you?
He said "start jumping to logic" as if any argument one makes shouldn't be logical.
And how does one test an argument without breaking down the logic?
In Donald Trump's word.. "Sad. "

Ibime:
Unlike you with an unverifiable degree in Computer Science that couldn't even stand elementary scrutiny on basic Computing knowledge from RSUST graduates, I am a first class Maths grad and Master degree holder so I should know one or two about X and Y

Oga, since I'm not Bemeruca, probably best for you to leave my degrees and personal life out of this.
It's not a road you want to travel esp. for someone who doesn't seem to know what a logical statement is.
He said it was Algebra then said he was a first class Maths grad.
"Sad -\"

Ibime:
If we both agree that Y (Hamas) is a bad man then logic dictates we can both agree that a sizeable population of X support the bad man in thought and in deed going by election results, so it should be no surprise to see "journalists" getting caught red-handed carrying out nefarious acts of Y. We haven't even begun to scratch the surface of how pervasive terrorism is in that society (X) if we simply extrapolate election results across the total population.

This part is a mess.
Please revisit the assignment. You seem to have missed what X and Y represent.
"Sad "

I really can't take you seriously if you can't recognize a logical statement nor evaluate it correctly.
Pax

armyofone:
Who can help me with answers oh

Why are Americans - visiting/ vacationing in Ghana and not Nigeria ?

Why are people refusing to visit Nigeria ?
Looks like it is only some people with nig parents that go visit Nigeria.

Is the Nig government aware of the financial loss ?

Ghana is overall safer and more low key.
Even in traffic, there's not all that blaring of horns.
Also they have a tourism strategy after they promoted "the Return", even with tiered pricing at places (Local, international).
Though it's affected the locals. And the last time I was there the prices were outrageous. Paid $20 for a drink at one place.

That being said, the energy/vibe in Naij is different, Ghana can't compete.
The Lagos govt. at least is trying now with their International City push.
Lagos/VI is also very safe. I'm usually out and about till 3-4 am from place to place. No mopo.
Tons of security/check points which is good and bad.
There is also a huge Cultural Naij thing now. When I was In Lagos in Xmas I saw so many African Americans there. Was very confused.
Lagos is turning into an International Party destination. CNN even had an article about it. I think this Xmas will be big in Lagos.

Ibeme:
When you speak Algebra finish, let me know. You will tell us why X voted for Y whose charter is terror and the destruction of Israel

lol. He said Algebra
Not surprised you don't recognize it. It's logic. Starkly in contrast to the emotion that underpins most of your posts.
Also not surprised you don't recognize the argument you've been making for the last month.

It's looks crazy when you strip away all the superfluous words, doesn't it?
It's the language of Genocidal Murderers.

Ibeme:
Felicia getting emotional. He wants to defend the "journalist"

What I wrote is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf

Let me translate what you tried to intimate in your post.

X: a member of Group
Y: Something Bad
A X is claimed to have done Y, therefore we can kill any X.
Now replace X with your favorite group of people and marvel at the possibilities.

Reading some of your posts, I assumed you are at a minimum a moderately intelligent person.
You seem hell bent on proving that to be untrue.
Rationalizing genocide and killing people in such a manner is an inherently evil thing.
Do better man.

Ibeme:
Another so-called journalist caught in the act

Crickets from Nateevs, Budatuum and Felicia

Propaganda can travel round the world but truth will catch up to it

https://www.nairaland.com/8501650/gaza-journalist-wrote-al-jazeera

Go rest. Your bias and hatred have finally made you sound like Bemeruca.

Slowly write out whatever point you are trying to make.
And maybe before you are done writing you'll realize how asinine it is.

This Trump administration seems to be a testiment at how stu.pid they think their supporters are and how much garbage they can shovel them.
I'm waiting for Raumdeuter to talk about how many Veteran facilities Trump built.
Raum-"Well, though Biden planned them, budgeted them and started construction on them, it was the Trump administration that get it done, the Biden administration was too low energy to get it built before he left office". lol

Another judge calls out Trump for their attempt to use the court unsealing of documents as a diversion.

cococandy:
Maybe we need to send black people to white counties to police them so they can stop killing each other too.
Memphis Tennessee, Nashville Tennessee, San Antonio Texas, Houston Texas and many more counties all have higher crime rates that DC.

We don’t see the sell outs in their midst asking for black people to come help police them. A mentally conquered negro is always such a sad pathetic thing to watch.

Yeah. It's the mental gymnastics Republicans play that keeps their districts in the bottom of most categories.
States with high crime rates, who can't afford to school their kids (scores are always at the bottom), can't afford to provide health care, send their National Guard, which are primarily funded by Blue States and their tax dollars to do what they can't in their own states

cococandy:
Watching a cO On in reality is a surreal experience

Very surreal.

raumdeuter:
Its some form of mental disorder to be against crime prevention. The people living in those neighborhoods can sleep easier and go about their lives better

Some liberals who do not live in those hoods will now bring placards.

Does anyone getting mugged or getting shot at cares if its State Federal NATO or Hulk Hogan coming to save him at that point

Our resident Felicia is worried about the cost when people are not safe to go about their lives

The irony is lost on you: you're discussing crime prevention with Mr. 419 himself.
But this is Maga in a nutshell.

raumdeuter:
The children that were killed on October 7 do you care to advocate for them

The black men killed on October 7 by your Hamas friends do you advocate justice for them?

I'm sure your utmost concern is children or black men being killed.
We all have seen your posts in this thread.
Do your hands ever tire of typing this phony nonsense?
To think you think any of your BS argument techniques actually work?

He said think of the children while defending Israel who just advocated on behalf of a Child predator and who is currently killing thousands of kids in Gaza.
You obviously seem to advocate only for white Israeli children that you can use for pro-Israeli propaganda.

cococandy:
White House trying to “protect” black people from white racists but somehow the majority of those they are arresting are black people in DC.

And get this, somehow they all managed to be arrested for the same combination of offenses. “ POSSESSION OF A FIREARM, POSSESSION WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE NARCOTICS & CARRYING A PISTOL WITHOUT A LICENSE”

Almost all of them each had the same 3 charges.

Of course that's not the goal. The goal is to militarize the area possibly leading to militarizing the rest of the country.
They are using "emergency declarations" to get power.

What I find hysterical is that some of the states sending guard troops to DC have crime rates worse than DC.

raumdeuter:
President Trump sends National guards to DC to stop crime which affects black people more

Then white liberals leave their safe neighborhoods and decided to protest why will anyone attempt to stop crime mugging and murders of mostly black people
The Democratic party same in 1925, Same in 2025

You may want to revisit your History Books.
We've seen this play before.

What's sad about this, the money that this is going to cost, could have been used the fill the needs the District has been asking for.
Republicans like you never seem to dig deeper into any action, it's always the top layer propaganda that seems to sway you.
Why don't you put together a budget of this and then tell us why this policy is better than given that money directly to DC to hire more police?

WriteerNg:
Respecting others is now tagged "compromised" by charlatans like you.

He has to respect Russia, he doesn't really have any choice.

Russia is antithetical to Westen Values.
Sucking up to a Strong Man Dictator is disrespectful to the US.
You sound like a Russian tool.

Trump is compromised.
Sounds like a school kid describing his first crush.

Obrigardo:
I agree. If he takes it further, he will be defeated in the courts.
But we know this is an ongoing distraction for the Epstein files. The association of the tyrant predator must be legendary in those files that they needed over 1000 FBI agents to catch any mention of his name in the files.

I think we have already seen this Supreme Court behave aberrantly in comparison to what we would have assumed.
It's a mistake to assume this Right Wing court will follow established precedence or even not make rulings that run counter to the Constitution.

The whole Republican Party's only modus operandi is to aggregate power, to stay in power and rule as a minority party.
And I can see the Republicans on the Supreme Court finding a way to rubber stamp that.
Just like they did with Citizens United, or saying Political Gerrymandering was OK, or blurring the line between Church and State, or ruling that a President(Trump) is immune therefore making him a king, allowing Trump to send people to 3rd war torn countries despite the 8th amendments ban on cruel and unusual punishment, not ruling on the birthright citizenship despite clear language, or allowing Trump to continue his tarriff spree despite clear language in the Constitution that taxation powers belong to the Congress .

benalvino3:
The executive orders do not push the boundaries. Most of his executive orders are signed to undo Biden's executive orders.

If they step out of bounds, the judicial branch checks the executive branch.

Obama did it, Trump is doing it. It is within their presidential authority.

1.) Doesn't understand what an Executive Order is.
2.) Doesn't understand presidential authority
3.) Doesn't understand the US Constitution.
4.) Yet still trying to sound knowledgeable.

Same ol Bemeruca post outside of still having ChatGPT write them.

I thought she was talking about Trump for a sec.
Holy Hypocrisy.

cococandy:
There’s a law that allows them to do that. Many Jewish child abusers seeks refuge in Isreal. They get citizenship there. Don’t have to register as offenders etc.

Wtf is Israel doing. And why is the US condoning it?
If as a society should be able to agree on child abusers.

The Trump administration personally intervened to release a child predator who was charged with sex crimes back to Israel (aka Ibime's home country).
What are we doing as a country?
And why would/should Israel intervene in this way?
There is a rot in the US.