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SportsRe: Unai Emery Sacked As Arsenal Manager by ijewejones: 11:23am On Nov 29, 2019
Any remedy for arsenal this season huh




Coach...S A C K E D!!!

Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Shiloh 2019 Thread: Everything You Need To Know by ijewejones: 11:08am On Nov 29, 2019
I'm not too pious to say much about them but let the living praise God always because that's enough reason...considering the dead.

God knows best...RIP to the dead



hopefulLandlord:
what about those that didn't wake up?

Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Shiloh 2019 Thread: Everything You Need To Know by ijewejones: 10:48am On Nov 29, 2019
Shiloh..

I know God is doing & still in the business of doing more than we(humans)expect of HIM...

God gave me reasons to believe the above yesterday with a great news & HE woke me,you,us(Nairalanders)that we still alive & commenting today..

Attending Shiloh is to keep our faith alive..more miracles abound..Amen!

CelebritiesRe: Winniefred Nwoko: My Eyes, Boobs Get Me The Most Attention by ijewejones:
“I like a man that is intelligent, smart, God fearing, bold, and caring”.

Nice to know the bolded is what she seek in a man...

Will she offer same or will she turn a feminist after getting the qualities she seek huh

Best wishes to her..God will grant her good thoughts

PoliticsRe: Kogi West: INEC Begins Distribution Of Materials Ahead Of Supplementary Election by ijewejones: 11:13pm On Nov 28, 2019
Inec again??


Another killings to record again??


What's the outcome of the just concluded??


Will history repeat its self??


So many questions & unanswered questions but let me do this while waiting for the outcome of the supplementary

PoliticsRe: LASG Declares "War" On Traffic And Environmental Offenders by ijewejones: 10:45pm On Nov 28, 2019
I'm not pained bro & I make FTC(made today) which isn't an achievement...



So shove your words/pity/advice



Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr.
I took FTC from you niggarrr
I feel your pain niggarrr

But let me tell you a secret
Stop using Glo niggarrr
You can never make FTC with Glo
That network is slower than injured snail or rather injured sloth
You might even give your life to Christ before you finish downloading a porn movie with glo!

PoliticsRe: LASG Declares "War" On Traffic And Environmental Offenders by ijewejones: 10:29pm On Nov 28, 2019
Oga "real niggarr/damnnn" above

I'm not dragging FTC with you ooo grin

I'm here to also proffer solution to Lagos state government on how to tackle traffic & environmental problems...


But since you took FTC position,Lagos state should use the materials below in washing the environment & also wash the brains of the offenders too...thanks grin grin

PoliticsRe: Lyon appoints Jonathan, Seibarugu's loyalists into APC transition Committee by ijewejones:
Let see how the end will justify the means..



Chao..



P O L I T R I C S

InvestmentRe: VTU Portal, Data Bundle Portal And Bulk SMS Portal In A Single Website by ijewejones: 10:12pm On Nov 28, 2019
Appreciate your response though would like a practical proof to affirm that of the DND delivery and as well discuss on discount on the setup fee. We can go private if it necessitates that or continue on this forum. Thanks


smsreseller:
If one wants solely sms reseller platform devoid of others(vtu & co)..is it possible
Yes, it is possible. Cost is N40,000

You said "N2 and above" for sending sms to every network(which i find ambiguous)...pls specify how much per sms to MTN,AIRTEL,GLO,etc??
Customer Pricing: N2 and above for each MTN, AIRTEL, GLO and 9Mobile phone numbers.
Reseller Pricing: N1.80 for each MTN, AIRTEL, GLO and 9Mobile phone numbers.

Is "Automated delivery services" to be charged for??
Nope. We only emphasis so that Resellers will know that the Website will help them receive payment in their banks automatically and also credit their customers with sms units instantly without the Reseller's intervention or involvement.

Which "online payment system"(companies)are affiliated to smsresellers??
Our Resellers are happy with Paystack's Technology so we deploy only Paystack for now.
InvestmentRe: VTU Portal, Data Bundle Portal And Bulk SMS Portal In A Single Website by ijewejones: 9:36pm On Nov 28, 2019
If one wants solely sms reseller platform devoid of others(vtu & co)..is it possiblehuh


You said "N2 and above" for sending sms to every network(which i find ambiguous)...pls specify how much per sms to MTN,AIRTEL,GLO,etc??


Is "Automated delivery services" to be charged for??


Which "online payment system"(companies)are affiliated to smsresellers??



smsreseller:
Thanks ijewejones. Please find answers below:

*How much per sms to every network?
Ans: N2 and above (Flat Rate)

*How much do you sell to resellers?
Ans: N1.80 (Flat Rate)

*DELIVERY TO DND NUMBERS?
Yes

*How much for hosting fees & domain name?
N8,000 for both per Year

*How many days for setup?
3 - 4 Days

*Justify the 65,000 for the setup?
Apart from Online Payment System, Automatic Service Delivery, Free Units and lots more; Additional Portals such as VTU and DataBundle are included in the setup, and that could have ordinarily increased the fee to N95,000. Hence, N65,000 is a wonderful one-day offer to enjoy!
CrimeRe: Police Arraign 47 Alleged Homosexuals In Lagos by ijewejones: 8:48pm On Nov 28, 2019
How can a man leave the softness of opposite sex for a fellow comrade huh


Yacks!!!


Since the thread is opened by my fingers,let me wash clean my perceiving organs

PoliticsRe: Border closure killing us, Ogun monarchs declare by ijewejones: 8:39pm On Nov 28, 2019
I won't comment lipsrsealed

I'm here just to write... grin grin

What I'm writing is for my real niggarrs to call out that barbeque seller to come defend/castigate the monarchy... grin grin

The tym is now...no hate speeches!!!


grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Aduke Gas Explosion In Lagos: 23 Burnt, 2 Kids Killed by ijewejones: 7:04pm On Nov 28, 2019
Please God,

We understand that natural disasters do happen & we know bad things doesn't come from You. Help us by waving unforseen disasters from us all(Nairalanders),our family,friends & relatives. Grant us long life,money to foot our bills,etc.

Heal those affected,console the family of those that lost their love ones,quick recovery to those affected & make the rest of our days splendid..(can't say all) but I know You've answered all...

Amen!!!

HealthRe: 3D Design Of Kano Cancer Centre (Photos) by ijewejones: 5:22pm On Nov 28, 2019
Kano state government huh


The adage says "praise good things & more will be done"

Salute to the good one done but the price awaits Ganduje for the hidden dollars & corruptions he's hiding.


I dedicate my FTC to quick recovery of those suffering cancer & all life threatening illnesses!!!

SportsRe: Throwback Picture Of 1973 All-african Games Gold Medal Winning Team With Gowon by ijewejones:
"..Our heroes past..."


Great boys(now men/grannys)that made us proud in those years when "lizards were in pairs" grin cheesy


Salute to those living cheesy & those of blessed memories cry

SportsRe: Throwback Picture Of 1973 All-african Games Gold Medal Winning Team With Gowon by ijewejones: 5:12pm On Nov 28, 2019
CelebritiesRe: 'I Never Joked With Money' - Beverly Osu Shares Her Epic Throwback Photo by ijewejones: 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2019
*You don't smile...We smile.
*You never joked with money...who does huh

InvestmentRe: VTU Portal, Data Bundle Portal And Bulk SMS Portal In A Single Website by ijewejones:
Serenading write-ups to attract clients...count me in if you address many questions starting with these:

*How much per sms to every network?
*How much do you sell to resellers?
*DELIVERY TO DND NUMBERS?
*How much for hosting fees & domain name?
*How many days for setup?
*Justify the 65,000 for the setup?

Note:I would've reached you privately but past experiences & dubiousness displayed by individuals [/b] changed status quo [b].
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaians Make Tacha Branded T-shirts by ijewejones: 2:55pm On Nov 28, 2019
cheesy

Branded "Tacha must go" by Ghanaians grin

PoliticsRe: APC Governors Forum Rates Ganduje Best performing Governor by ijewejones:
Ganduje the best governor "with or without" dollar under the cap huh

Kano residents should come attest to the award. As for we dat are far,we haven't cleared him on corrupt matters grin

Collect our online "corrupt award"..sorry online award grin

PoliticsRe: Afenifere: Buhari Can’t Be Trusted On Third Term Plot by ijewejones: 7:31pm On Nov 26, 2019
Note:APC supporters won't like this comment sad

APC thinks they can fool all Nigerians all the time

But naaah,they can't achieve that all the time

The masses understands better that's why everybody/organizations is on alert by voicing out...Nigerians are tired of watching APC channel with the content displayed below

CrimeRe: Lady Stabs Lover To Death With Fork After She Finds Another Lady With Him by ijewejones: 7:19pm On Nov 26, 2019
1.The notion of "what a man can do..."

2.The malice/bitterness she grew cos the guy has forged on without her..

3.The notion of "boss-boss" lady in her

Aunty go serve your jail term as a murderer angry angry



[/b]“From preliminary findings, Labake went to the resident of his lover to pick her cooking gas. On getting to the house, she met another lady there, and a fight ensued.[b]

CrimeRe: Robbers Attack UNIABUJA Medical Hostel Again, Many Injured (Graphic Photos) by ijewejones: 6:59pm On Nov 26, 2019

BusinessRe: $300M BUA Sugar Factory In Kwara Is Nearing Completion. PHOTOS by ijewejones: 6:52pm On Nov 26, 2019
Great..nice development for a state not the pencil development for a country like naija

If more of these are created in different states of the federation...gbagbe,naija don beta be dat cool

Meanwhile hope FG won't claim the project grin huh

Kwara state & Bua...

PetsRe: Conan, Dog Honoured At The White House After Chasing ISIS Leader, Al-Baghdadi by ijewejones: 6:34pm On Nov 26, 2019
Welcome back from d valley of ban grin


You're right..you just called my memory back(just like your ban grin)...its not DMX but Ja'rule cheesy


Thanks for the correction





dairykidd:
Lolz.. pls what song is that because me i can't remember any where he said those lines u mentioned cheesy

Meanwhile it feels good to have my moniker lifted from the ban.. Those mods sha
PoliticsRe: Border Closure: Benin, Niger Haven’t Met Our Conditions – FG by ijewejones: 3:39pm On Nov 26, 2019
Okay ooo..


But the president's body language isn't telling well on Nigerians(taxes even on the air we breathing)

CrimeRe: Reverend Father Malachy Asadu Kidnapped In Enugu by ijewejones: 3:15pm On Nov 26, 2019
Big grammar for ransom lipsrsealed cry embarassed






[/b]Police spokesman, Ebere Amaraizu, who confirmed the kidnap incident on the telephone on Tuesday said that details of the priest’s abduction were still sketchy.[b]

PetsRe: Conan, Dog Honoured At The White House After Chasing ISIS Leader, Al-Baghdadi by ijewejones:
Ja'rule sang "everydog is a lady"


But this dog has proven the song otherwise


The dog is the real niggarr & the true definition of bravery..


Respect doggy!!!

CelebritiesRe: Ella Nnabuchi Is Quitting Music Over Lack Of Finance (Video) by ijewejones: 2:24pm On Nov 26, 2019
Quitting music for what huh


Sorry did I read "quitting music" huh


Please which one did she sing b4 now huh


Naija female celebrities..nawa oo

PoliticsRe: FG Says School Feeding Programme Remains A Priority by ijewejones: 8:33am On Nov 26, 2019
Post a picture of the one you witnessed yourself






[quote author= post=84372060]Good one from the FG.

We hope this continue for a long time into the future throughout all the states of the federation.

Children are the future of tomorrow.

Slow and steady we will get to a New and better Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria.[/quote]

PoliticsRe: FG Says School Feeding Programme Remains A Priority by ijewejones:
Is this feeding programme meant for all the states or made for selected states huh

How can FG programme be this audio huh

FG programme read only on news & not carried out in ALL the states huh

This APC government is really toying with the masses..now I understand that APC & lies are like this

PoliticsRe: Governor Obiano Appoints Zubby Michael As Special Adviser On Media by ijewejones: 4:02am On Nov 26, 2019
Seems to be @ a movie scene...not sure if its a movie but a meme cool








visita:
Please whats the title for this movie?

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