₦airaland Forum

I think it is about adding the highest number to the lowest. There is no other way to get those answers because the sequence goes out with the next number.

I trust Waffi. Make Fulani herdsmen no play go there oh! Those guys have short of nuclear bomb and dem no de send..

This is a Buffoon who was asking the federal government for a loan the other day and further complained that the loan given was not complete. What an irony? America is the greatest debtor nation but their rating is still excellent because what they owe is not more than 30% of their GDP. Our debt to GDP ratio is one of the best in the word. What the hell is wrong in borrowing money for capital projects that will provide development and employment for the people?

The effectiveness of the pads type over the lining is obvious. It has been proven to have more breaking horse power due to direct application of the hydraulic force on the pistons to the discs making it more efficient. Less energy loss during transmission. On heavy machines that need breaking, the disc is taking over as opposed to the drums.

The level you have gotten to if the attached picture tells the story, you must have spent over 3 million. You will need further 15 to 20 million depending on your taste to see this through.

This reminds me of what Nzeribe said to one of his sponsored guy who lost an election. He sponsored a guy to go for an election and in the end the guy lost and went back to Nzeribe to complain that he won the election but was rigged out and Nzeribe said to him, "You are a fool. Why did you allow them to rig you out? You should have rigged them out and we will end up in court. The court looks at technicalities and does not consider facts on ground to give verdict so, even if you are rigged out and you go to court, you will lose". Nzeribe was damn right. Rig yourself in and go to court. It is a gamble that is worth taking in Nigeria because it works 99% of the time.

4 fishes left because they swam away.

If you change 2.1 million dollars into naira, how much would that amount to? At the present black market rate, that would be about 600 billion. If we add the Abacha component, that would bring it up to about 700 billion. So, how did the service chiefs alone get 142% of the total amount said to be stolen. Where did the extra come from? Yes the service chiefs are culprits but it is wrong to embellish the entire story...

Did not take more than 45 seconds to find all....The C the 6 and the N

Someone associated people from Delta north with Biafra. This is wishful thinking. We are not and will never be Biafra. Those coming over to Asaba to make noises were from across the bridge and it is high time the authorities stopped these sussessionist from exporting their Biafranism to our lands. Our brothers paid the supreme sacrifices during the coup of 1966 but we know the people that gained from the coup. They were from across the Niger. We don't have the same ancestral history. While we trace our ancestry to Benin, they claim to have emigrated from Israel to Nri.
That aside, the state has been unfortunate in leadership as every leader we have got tend to be involved in competition to better the record of the previous administration in stealing and ineptitude. I hope the present dispensation realises that the state needs a hero right now. It has been a cabal thing all through.

Oduduwa was a Benin man who was to be executed but let go by the executioners and advised not to come back to Benin. He established his kingdom at Ile-Ife. That explained why the first Oba of Benin was the grandson of Oduduwa. There were over 30 Ogisos (Title of the former kings of Benin) before the first Oba. People should get the story right. The Binis also founded Lagos and named it Eko. Their kingdom extended to the present day Benin republic.

Gold digger! What did you go to do in Timaya's room?

Happy birthday to the action governor.

My church is cheaper. We charge less. We will even give you a rabate and you can pay installmentally. Do not pay 100K to that fake pastor. Just pay half of that into my account and your problem would be solved... E be like say your head don knock!

I have just heard this man speak for the first time. Amongst all the heads of state I have known here in Nigeria, none came close to this man in eloquence. I couldn't pick up any sign of a northerner in him when he spoke. He spoke pure and undiluted Queen ’s English. That generation was a pure bred generation with fire of patriotism in them. God bless Tafawa Balewa where ever he is.

This one na one of he best delicacy...We de set trap for am for village no be small. I remember my smoking cup and waterproof bag we de take block the bursting hole...I still de chop am.

I see 13 faces.

The behavior of a person is a manifestation of his upbringing be it parental upbringing or by association. Now we begin to wonder why Nigeria police is uncultured and brutal. Here is the answer! They were trained and treated like animals. What baffles me is that government budgets money year in and year out for their welfare which goes into the pockets of their bosses for their own welfare. What you see is what you get. Period!

Remove immunity for the governors and their deputies, make the Judiciary independent, make curruption of over 1 million Naira a capital offense. Any one found to have corruptly enriched himself either directly or through cronies of up to 500000 Naira should be jailed for 20 years. Remove perpetual injunction in curruption cases and above all, asset declaration should be made public before and after office. Introduce property tax and enforce tax rules.

The thing de sweet well well. We de chop am raw, cooked, fried, roasted or grilled.

Tell your kid that you love him or her too but explain why it is not appropriate to write that on the car. Demonstrate that such action makes your car look bad before others and because he or she loves you, he or she wouldn't want other people looking at your car as bad. All it will take is education. There should be no punishment here.

My wife should know everything about me Period!

The answer na 20. My pikin go fit do this.

My wife!

blomblo naim we de call am.

Surgery. That is my greatest phobia.

emmatok: @all
It is the registry's date.
Embassy, government and corporate organizations do not recognize the traditional and religious wedding.

The registry makes the marriage legal.
This is modern times.

The embassies are following their laws also adopted by Nigeria. Recently in my community, the town council issues a marriage certificate to the newly wed. That was unheard of in those days. The world is becoming more complex and they need documentations. That you did not register your marriage does not make it illegal in my community. The offspring of traditional marriages are still entitled to all the privileges of inheritance and citizenship of that community.

In Nigeria culture, the day you paid for your wife at the parent's house is the day you are married. It is biblical. There is no where in the bible that prescribes marriages in churches nor Koran in the mosque. What you do in the church or mosque is to solemnise your marriage. You present yourselves before God and ask for the union to be blessed. You do not solemnise what does not exist. So is the registry in Nigeria as well. When they pronounce you husband and wife in the church or mosque or the registry, it is Oyibo importations. When the parents give away a daughter to a man, they have been pronounced husband and wife and they do not need another pronouncement. This is my humble view.

My reverend father..

2,3 5, 4 and 1

That is the beauty of life. What we do not know does not exist so they say, pure and simple. So, people who say that ghosts do not exist are not wrong because they are simply ignorant of their existence or not privileged to have met or seen one. I was privileged to have seen two. It was not hallucination because I was not sick or drunk when I saw those ghosts close to my primary school very early in the morning. I was young and innocent and I narrated those experiences to my mum.

frosbel: The question should have been , 'have you ever seen a demon disappear',

Ghosts do not exist !

Every thing that exists has a name. If it has no name, it does not exist. That you have not seen one does not mean it ,doesn't exist. At least no one has seen God but we have faith that there is God. Believe you me, I have seen ghosts not once but twice.