₦airaland Forum

thanks be to Jah a bonafide member is here

in your own opinion we've  been yarning crap since, why don't you enlighten us
about the history, doctrines and all the practices in  your church!

Jah bless! 

oh really!

ok take the pammy then

@topic 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arzn4kBOxJI

_{you like?}  


OR
this one!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ7DHw_dbuM

_{@david i hope you are happy??}

@dre you throway the pammy? hum dont let me loose my temperature for you oh!

@ kate you drink too? oya muki qiuck give am one keg

@ muki yes oh dis one na original pammy

@man let me teach you the fine art of shacking pammy!

aint a thing to it! 


[quote author=Dr. Dre link=topic=49076.msg1084491#msg1084491 date=1178035490]@ Ikamefa
Oya bring the pammy na [/quote]" " mukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
oya quick ! quick! bring the pammy before he changes his mind!

@ I-man

_{you want pammy too?}

@ Dre am sure you want pammy too abi?


muki ok go under mama bed and get us the pammy

please muki : pass de pammy( PDP)

[quote author=Dr. Dre link=topic=49076.msg1084228#msg1084228 date=1178028317]@ Mukina2
I'm fine o _{seems you're blabbing. hope you've not started drinking again}[/quote]dont waste your time she is drunk already

_{how are you doin?}

Jaheim,Anthony Hamilton,musiq- struggle no more

Anthony Hamilton- sista big bones

_{played on my puter the following}

Toni Braxton- the heat!

Tupac Amaru shakur ft K-ci and Jojo- how do you want it

Enya- wild child

Hubert Ogunde _ Aiye

Jesse King- Yungbayungba

Fela- roforofo fight

Musiq soul child - Buddie

India Arie- Ready for love

kindred the family soul- Far-Away
kindred the family soul- where will i be

Goapele-Closer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q781S1FMwFA

finally Maxwell -fortunate

woah! wentworth? _{* drooling*}

davidylan:
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NEVER FORGET, it is the members and not you who made this forum the success it is today, if in doubt please ask those who tried such after you.

Word oh! a word is enough for the wise methink!

odd world indeed! 

is this animal cruelty too 

dayokanu:
David,
You are joking right? How can you leave nairaland ? Come back now before I spank you? Lets go back to the old days of Israel/Lebanon, Ahmedinejad, Hugo Chavez and other prominent political topic. Nowadays if you start a topic on interesting political topic like those ones above nobody would contribute because they are too vacant upstairs but start a topic like [b]How to date a white girl in London would occupy the front page[/b].

Seun,
This aint no Nazi regime or U.S.S.R where you have to watch your tongue for the fear of Gestapo or K.G.B as the case may be

David if you and other leave, just tell me on which website to meet our old friends to start challenging discussions again. This Nairaland is actually turning to a secondary school dormitory.

roflmao!     seconded! 

when is my ride getting here?

sleep!

davidylan:
How can i forget concotion rice?
The rice is best cooked unwashed! Pour rice into a pot of boiling water, add maggi (if u can find!), salt, groundnut oil or palm oil, dry pepper. Boil rice until soft, serve hot preferably eat direct from the pot!

Vegetableless egusi:
Pour egusi powder into pot, add palm oil, salt, maggi. let simmer on kerosene stove for a few minutes. food is ready!

During lean periods, in order to maximise or economically manage resources, soak garri in water, leave for 2 hrs minimum. Product can serve as both breakfast, lunch and supper.

only a bonafide nigerian ( secodary school )boarding house student OR a Nigerian university Alumni would know all this cooking tricks

see them! awon omo -ofuns'!

@G are you kidding me ? i had this Agonyin peeps living beside my house then, they make and sell it :, if ewa agonyin grows on people it should have grown on my head then!

GNature:
_{miss ikamefa, e kaa le oo. hope all is well}

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^{Bonjour! my Brova, se gbogbo e n roll?}


nobody is even trying to address my fears , am scared of all the amala iya basiras , all the okada riders ,all the pomos in munshi market

davidylan:
When next you are in Saudi Arabia for your[b] MSc in Tajudeen affairs[/b], ask them you want to marry a temporary husband.

Islam is a male centered religion, women get the scraps and nothing more. Why do u think the Kano hisbah are looking for the woman who allegedly married 4 wives?

LMAO !

am a Conc Yoruba Girl ,

if a mallam muslim man ( according to you) can have a temp . wifey , why can't a muslim woman have it too ( a temp. husband?

ok back to topic i am scurreed to[b] went[/b] back to 9ja too

davidylan:
In the islamic sense a man is allowed to marry you as a temporary wife if for instance he has to travel to a place away from his family for a while. He is free to divorce you when he pleases.

In metaphorical sense, that just might be me. you never know!

where did learn your own islamic thingy norms from? so men can eat their cakes and have it abi? remember oh what is good for taju is also good for tajudeen oh!

metaphorically speaking it can't me you! makagini ?

davidylan:
It may be a good thing, you just never know do ya?
Keep your fingers crossed.

all the six fingers ?

davidylan:
@ spoilt
its incredibly sad. Many of the old time naija bloggers actually used to be members of nairaland in the early days. All of them have disappeared today. The surprising thing is you rarely see the kids get banned! The problem is you can't reverse the trend, most people once banned don't return.
Take a good look at the miss nairaland thread for example, within a few hrs it had degenerated into a free for all fight!

@ ika6, ok i take that as a yes.
Dont worry, one day you will know why i say so. Good to create some suspense once in a while eh.

i dont like that word ! , i dont like what it means !

davidylan:
lai lai! Explain for wetin? Are you a new yorker too?

is the base of the kettle black? ok oh i give up if you don't explain !

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=51269.msg1080654#msg1080654 date=1177902214]Sorry Mrs Ikamefa, Saudi law prevents me from contacting women directly, in fact I risk amputation if I do that

please tell a respectable male member of your family to contact me. or preferably your husband [/quote]you scurred of amputation!

hum @ david temp.husband? please tell me more !

[quote author=Sisi_dutty link=topic=51292.msg1080644#msg1080644 date=1177901727]There are reasons why people have multiple ids that because the Almighty crack head seun banned them. [/quote]i think i know who this fine sisi is now



@ david i don tire for this matter oh! gone where the days , 24/7 all i wanted to do was be on Nairaland

true that! may God help Nairaland oh!



prolly ma brain is fried tonight! please explain !

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=51269.msg1080643#msg1080643 date=1177901643]Saudi Arabia is a bastion of educational excellence, especially in specialised arts

e.g beheading technology (in a single swoop with a sharp scimitar)

hijab design ( latest ninja wear for total protection from eyes)

please contact me if you need more info [/quote]lmao fire me your contact particulars sharp sharp! i need to learn more about this stuff