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kitaun:
Ika, u dey fear am? Why your keyboard fail u lol

fear who? fear what? bikonu! chillaxe!

kitaun:
Helep me ask am o! *and it took me this long to find my voice? Nyways slimnike aka baba blue thank u o*

we suppose ask you jor @ kit _{your bachelor life has been bought by !}

Genial am here erhm! but i have to run a few errands now  i'll see you later! 

:d :d

what?

_{* muki will surely have ma head when she sees this *}

Genial:
I will speak.

Ugwumba, the answer to the highlighted part is "yes".

awwwwwwww @G

Ugwumba:
We really have some girl characters in Nairaland and i've had run-ins with a couple of them.
i'll use this to describe some of them.

Best behaved Nairaland ladies (not 'spiky'-mouthed), you can take home to visit mama, without getting embarrassed by them.

My list (no order) - and haters should not say sh*t about a** licking

mukina2 (if mama doesn't mind a muslim)
ikamefa (if you are well-behaved)
mamaput (if mama does not mind the kids)
Sista (if your mama a'int white)
iice (name says a lot - warm-hearted though)
Radiant (if you a'int got a dog - Zulu's ike nkita)
TOH (don't mind her icy nature, girl got smarts -make sure mama can speak English)
Lady T (TOH's twin sis)
babyosisi (if mama is not muslim)
Eurphoria (bless her good heart)
lauryn (if your mama a'int called Uche2nna)
Dime (if ya mama likes them cute but naive)
Busta (make sure you do your own share of housework, or she's out)
Gamine (if you a'int an Ibo trader)

PS - If I missed you and you post a reply, i'll give you a profile.

Psychologist ugwumba - marriage counsellor.

_{* blushing *}


@ topic care to expantiate on the highlighted quote above? LMAO!

and prozac too!

@ topic none

would i like to meet some ? oh yes!

am fine oh how bodi? 

i can decode this"

it simply says zuzu is on crack!

This is for E again!   


  its been a while since i saw you
  a while since i snuggled up to you
  a while since i sat at your feet, listening to words of wisdom!
  mum that twinny thing is shaping up
  i guess what am trying to say is that i love you!
  i love you now and i will always love you!  Maami

ho!

i sure will

aight am gon try that lumpy bed of mine again

@ iice and zuzu Gnite!

ZuluNation:
ika you get boo ? na wa oh e remain only me oh

you dey find boo? what happened to madam?

so momsi go beat am?

abeg aww aaise shine yah eyez

sleep no gree me sleep


bruv i throway salute oh!

Buga- jesse king


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmc09CWMtt4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmc09CWMtt4

whaaaaaaaaaaa?

@ topic i have a similar experience to yours my 1st love was a cheat ,a chronic cheat! hang in there you will get over him like i did mine and believe me a better love will always come your way and yes 1st love is overrated!

Beenie- gals dem sugar !

none whatsoever!

lauryn:
*clears throat, Muki where art thou?*

she's gone to the market! any problem?

Genial:
Yes, you. You know better than to ask, Ika.

aight you want some of this?

Genial:
Get yourself in here.

me?