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lawddddddddd! what a boner!

this is what is called steel - boner!

kitaun:
why the surprise say i miss you??

nahhhhhhh aint suprised! just messing with yah! how u dey?

Genial:
To have fufu pounded by who? That was a figurative expression from Ika. The princess never pounds fufu, unless she thinks that's the best way to do it.

nahhhhhhhhhh!   ^{roll eyez} your princess pounds fufu, in fact shes got a mean upward swing when pounding that ish!  
figurative ko! imaginative ni !

Damsol dont worry she will soon be done so you can eat!  

Genial:
See you later, cherie, mother of my sextuplets.

See you later, damsol.

aight! later dear

mirror!! mirror ! on the wall who is the best kisser of 'em all?

Genial:
I'm doing great, cherie. How are you today?

I'm fine, damsol. You sound much more human recently. Did you fall in love?

am good! so wheres the party at y'all ? 

muki is coming, she is busy pounding fufu at the back of the house!

Genial:
'Tis the season of pheromones indeed. How do they smell, Ika?

Can you see acidrop's pic?

@acid is cute, a sista girl with some flare!  _{loffing 'em stunner shades!}

can't explain this pheromones thingy, i guess you will know it once you smell it 

Genial:
Too general.

awwwww ok! Genial T'sup?

damsol:
ika darlng,how body?

damsol i dey oh! wata gwaan?

Lost without you- Robin thicke

GNature:
Probably not, but you can't completely rule it out.

I mean, there are quite a few decent people on Nairaland _{(i think )}

oh really?

iice:
Ha! LOL yeah i think so too

are you sure? a trial might confuse you oh!

any bodi home?

kitaun:
Long time babygirl!!

GNature:
_{why the hmmmmm ?}

whatchu! asking for? you suppose understand now! i smell pheromones in the air

author=TerraCotta link=


But cubic zirconias are just one-tenth the price. Nairaland bobos--get at me if you want a sweet deal on some zirconias for your one and only this Valentine's day. She'll never know the difference

You put that synthetic diamond together with a giant teddy bear--I tell you, the sky's the limit on Valentine's night.







cubic Zirkini?  you think if anybody can give me a fake -ass diamond and me no go sabi?
Nairaland girls simple test to know the real ish scratch the surface of a mirror with it if it cuts the the mirror its the real thingy!  

my friend don't be cheap ,you want to give her bling? give her the real thing! 

@topic the deed has been done the jilted guy should cry/ let all the hurt out, pick himself up, and keep it moving life is too short !

erhm! any body in here have a fighting rooster?

twinny i dey oh! i don begin snore for on top this keyboard i go waka comot soon too !

stay well oh!

hummmmmmmm interesting!

@topic what about for a lay-man who is equally interested in autocad

GNature:
hey josboy,

who is the other chick there with lauryn ? is she a nairaland member ?

hmmmmmmmmmmm!

once you go fat you cant go lepa scala or skinny back

ThiefOfHearts:
as you can see Terra has never had a girlfriend. He gets off on Harry Potter.

ngbo terracotta? LMAO

@ topic diamonds are foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


awwwwwww aww aaise na yah green face be this?

agbere? what a coindinkink !

Genial:
Remember the song "I love palm wine, I no go lie. . . "?

_{I will tell you the answer when I get home.}

no i dont!


_aight!

lalaboi:
malo=mola=hausa=aboki. u knw eni of dose?

erhm!  according to my occipital neuvosa, directly under my medula oblangata! 
i think i comprehend " malo=mola=hausa=aboki." which actually also(equals)= goro muncher= meh-tea= suya merchant(at obalende)

erhm! the answer is YES!  ( yes oh!  when am sleeping/dreaming) 

Genial:
Hmmm. . .

Genial:
Is that really you?

My neck hurts.


@Ika
_{Do you know the answer to your question?}

i no know oh!

lalaboi:
nna? what was that? u be malo ni?

good question! erhm! , -- ehen! wetin be malo?

my 2nd generation unclesistergrandfadderbrother!

Busta:
1/2 Shilling is a lot of money.

oh really?


i hate you! hate you! hate you! hate you!(j/k)
and am the prettiest gal on Nairaland!

Question: i  have been banned for the love of photoshop. Permanently.

answer: true or false? 

Genial:
Who's drooling? Is that a "drool" coming from the mouth of the gentleman in your profile? I never knew saliva could be so rigid.

drool? yes i saw you drooling! you want a big cup of that Pammy?
by the way the man is chewing a stick! best way to clean the teeth if you ask me!
LMAO!

hummmmmmmmmmm! _{*roll eyez*}



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgVWtTb1K0

when did graphing become the new rave?

Adieu, my darling. You will always be in my heart. 

thunder?  biothunder?   veryrisky! 



_{not used to yarning pidgin?  bia make i teach you!}