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lauryn:
just now

lauryn:
like I said earlier,,,,nothing passes through that thick skull of urs

lauryn carry yah wahala go front small yeye pikin

Genial:
That would explain. . . why Ika appeared not to have seen M. Genial, if he was as small as one of those men.

Are you losing your touch, Ika? It's not often that I have to explain anything to you.

sorry boo! i saw yah , was just tryna ogle mukinas king a likkle!

Genial:
_{*curtseys, not takes a deep bow *}

my arthritic legs won't let me do that , i think a bow would suffice

am good! and you?

explain? ^{you just lost me!}

drrionelli:
Be not embarrassed, my friend. You are truly a person of refinement and dignity!

It pleases me greatly to have encountered you, here!

yes sir ! ^{! takes a deep bow}!

Genial:
Erm. . .

_{*checks to see that he hasn't suddenly turned into a lilliputian*}

lili gini?

Genial:
Not Garfield.

yes i know @ l abi?

mukina2:
well Ika . . . . .

@ muki you can lie !

lauryn:
she never seem to get anything pass that thick skull of hers

lauryn:
she's terrible, she oughtta switch career

mechiohu gi! tatafo!

lauryn:
up my ass, around the corner

i see ok say hi to him oh!

_{abeg i dey waka comot my pomo don dey burn for ma firewood stove!}

lauryn:
U think?

no i know where is tht your husband?

and you muki where is that your king?

Goapele- closer!

lauryn:
I was staying far away from U

now that you are here ! you gat no where to waka go oh!  

muki i lost ma voice!

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how i have missed you! where did your fugly behind wented to ? hum?

@ muki 

WesleyanA:
six fingers?!
doesn't sound calabar to me

Ikamefa= 6 fingers= a yoruba name and not calabar

^{i know u just trying to mess with me Dozman}

ZuluNation:
Donzman back off Ikamefa is already spoken for

" "

Donzman:
I'm married?. . . god forgive me!

Ikamefa sounds like a Calabar name.

erhm! so?

i was wondering too oh!

you you eat ten bowls of amala are you a gluton or youare just forever hungry


if we all just started farting nonstop why would we need whistles and horns any more

ZuluNation:
Ika my sister I don't know if I've told you o!! I'm going to be jaybabys baby daddy by next year

i know spin all that yarn i just gave you she must fall yakata for you!

GNature:
Ikamefa, this red face of yours is really scary. Did I upset you ?

nahhhhh!

ZuluNation:
Ika this one way your face just dey turn red, abeg no catch fire o!!

abeg lef me alone ika6 is blushing hard here!

spit it out girl what?

Donzman:
I only know Ikamefa for posting endlessly in the "What Are You Listening To" thread? . . . She should get the least talkative award.

ogini dozman you & i get beef?

ZuluNation:
Awwwwww, I just pray she invites us all to the wedding so we can all drink her wine

GNature:
@Zulu, you know lie at all. She is very sweet. One day she'll make one man very very happy

jaybaby:
U no Y i'm callin u

Lmao

no i dont please tell !

ZuluNation:
Ika where did you get that from some of the lines were pretty cool but lame

stole it from another thread

_{anything to help ma bruv achieve his aim anything}

ZuluNation:
The sweetest female on Nairaland should go to Ikamefa. she is one very sweet girl. And my sister

thanks bruv!

jaybaby:
Ok No problms


IKA WTF

ogini?

Uche2nna:
_{busy copying down these pick up lines} Thanx experienced IKA

dont thank me thank @ lassie from another thread

Christino:
The only award I can recommend is the funniest NLer and that's got 2 be ika6: ika6 o gbeseran anybody.

ZuluNation:
I'm back, had to go answer the phone.

I'll stop now, if I offended anyone , my apologies

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "


"When God made you, he was showing off."

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "

"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?"

"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"



any one of this pick up lines would have worked wonders on Jaybaby! but erhm! you tried sha!
abi i lie ?

4 Play:
Zulu has taken my advice.He is at this moment negotiating the delivery of a consignment of Jergen's hand cream by Fedex.

That is why he has gone ofline.He is probably using Jay's pics to reflect

Lmao " " ma bruv must deal with you today @ 5 play !