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Forum Games › Re: When Was The Last Time You: by ikamefa(f): 5:45am On Jul 19, 2006

8 yrs ago on ma way to suleja

when was the last time you were in Nigeria

Jokes Etc › Re: Are You A Math Genius, Then Solve This by ikamefa(f): 5:41am On Jul 19, 2006

ladex142:
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3,
does this makes sense to you're ?

yup!

more!

Fashion › Re: Who Are Your Best Designers? by ikamefa(f): 5:39am On Jul 19, 2006

diddy4:
funny girl. u got me rolling.

lol

for perfumes i use the coconut oil ma grand-ma extracted from the old coconut fruits behind the house, rub in ma hair, body and em, tongue

, i can assure its very effective na boys follow me! tongue

Fashion › Re: Who Are Your Best Designers? by ikamefa(f): 5:32am On Jul 19, 2006

bend down boutique for oshodi oke and some times if i get money i dey go bend down at tejuosho market, some time bros sule the roadside tailor makes me some wicked ! a line skirts tongue

Food › Re: Preparing Nkwobi by ikamefa(f): 5:23am On Jul 19, 2006

what is nkwobi? huh

Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ikamefa(f): 5:20am On Jul 19, 2006

joe& case-broken glass cheesy

Family › Re: Ever Lost Contact With A Friend Or Loved One? by ikamefa(f): 5:16am On Jul 19, 2006

here goes : mayowa rotimi (fggc akure) undecided

, gbenga akintunde(jakande estates isolo lagos) where at thou? tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Ever Bothered To Find Out Who Lives Next To You. by ikamefa(f): 5:06am On Jul 19, 2006

oh my god there are like more than 50 in ma area shocked

_{according to the maps}

Jokes Etc › Re: Are You A Math Genius, Then Solve This by ikamefa(f): 4:46am On Jul 19, 2006

Romance › Re: Girl Giving A Guy Gifts And Money: Bad? by ikamefa(f): 10:05pm On Jul 18, 2006

soulpatrol:
question: is it weird to give your guy flowers?

let me generalize here and say that most men don't appreciate flowers, in ma small head i think its a womans thing, soo its definitely going to be weird giving your guy flowers, except he has a well developed female traits( i hope u know what i mean) or hes gay

Literature › Re: James And Esther: A Story by ikamefa(f): 9:51pm On Jul 18, 2006

mrmayor:
Nkemkelly,

Please imagine this scene.

James was waiting patiently outside the Holy Ghost Ministres as usually waiting for her,the object of his desire.He has dreamed of this day for a long time,he has rehearsed what he was going to say to her over and over again but he was sweating like a Christmas goat as she approached her favourite okada driver.
She flashed him an intoxicating smile as she greeted in the name of Jesus,have you being waiting a long time?No James lied,he was not about spoiling his chance with nonesense about waiting in the baking sun for 2hrs.

Esther,sang all the way as James snaked his way through Lagos traffic,his heart was beating faster as he approached her residence.Finally they got to her two bed flat in Surulere,she got down,thanked and paid him his fare and even gave him tracts inviting him to a miracle filled night in a couple of weeks.

As she turned to leave,James got the courage to call her back,Sister Esther can I talk to you please?Esther turned to face a scared James,what is it she asked,Sister Esther I have being fasting and praying to God about a problem in my life,all the prayer warriors have also prayed with me and I know that God has answered my prayers.Esther jumped for joy,thank God,Jesus is Lord,Holy Ghost thank you.James replied amen amen.

Sister,I having praying for a wife and last night God answered through Bro Nkemkelly,last night during prayers he prophesied you are the wife God has promised me.Esther stopped,wha, what, wetin I dey hear so.

I reject it in Jesus name,which kain prophesy be that,ye ppa yee proo pero je uu nab she was speaking in tongues,I say i reject am.tufiakwa.shioo James them send you?who tell you say bro nkemkelly dey filled with the spirit.kai Esther don suffer,sha bicos i go singles night,you come dey pray and fast abi,James could not believe his eyes and ears he has never heard her speak pidgin english!,but, but.But what?shut up tell your holy spirit say una no see me.me esther marry okada man?its a lie its a lie,, to be continued

Romance › Re: When A Girl "toasts" A Guy: by ikamefa(f): 9:45pm On Jul 18, 2006

nope! she would not be seen as desperate, wake up and smell the roses gals are doing it everyday cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Are You A Thinker Or A Feeler? by ikamefa(f): 9:42pm On Jul 18, 2006

am both

Romance › Re: Girl Giving A Guy Gifts And Money: Bad? by ikamefa(f): 9:24pm On Jul 18, 2006

NOLA:
Is there anything wrong in giving a guy gift, money etc without collecting from them, personally i don't have anything against it, because i still give even after breakin up, but people say diff things about that. please wats your own view about this.

theres nothing wrong in giving gifts to a guy,but i would not continue to give gifts after breaking up with a guy

Food › Re: Foreign Dishes You Like by ikamefa(f): 9:20pm On Jul 18, 2006

jamaican jerk chicken

Forum Games › Re: "I Wish" Game (what do you wish?) by ikamefa(f): 9:16pm On Jul 18, 2006

i wish all the work i do will be much more easier tongue

Romance › Re: What Pet Name/Names Do You Call Your Lover? by ikamefa(f): 9:14pm On Jul 18, 2006

retro:
What does that mean?

its a cereal grin

Music/Radio › Re: Name Five Love Songs That Have Really Touched Your Heart by ikamefa(f): 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2006

jaheim -just in case cheesy

Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ikamefa(f): 9:01pm On Jul 18, 2006

gergogia-do it for u

Fashion › Re: What Are You Putting On Right Now? by ikamefa(f): 8:52pm On Jul 18, 2006

thats good glad to know u in heaven and having a sweet time! kiss

Fashion › Re: What Are You Putting On Right Now? by ikamefa(f): 8:43pm On Jul 18, 2006

hummmmmmmmmm muah! muah! kiss

how are u doing?

Fashion › Re: What Are You Putting On Right Now? by ikamefa(f): 8:38pm On Jul 18, 2006

Shagari2:
I can see you, in my head, I can so see you! heaven

baby u like what u see? kiss

Romance › Re: Is Kissing Someone Else Considered Cheating? by ikamefa(f): 7:46pm On Jul 18, 2006

soulpatrol:
what if your boo aint giving you those toe tingling kisses? what do you do??

teach him how i want to be kissed,teach him what to do, am sure there are materials and stuff on how to do this

Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ikamefa(f): 7:39pm On Jul 18, 2006

Nelly furtado -promiscuous

Romance › Re: Is Kissing Someone Else Considered Cheating? by ikamefa(f): 7:35pm On Jul 18, 2006

soulpatrol:
if it was a peck, i wouldnt bother posting the topic here. im talking about the real deal. the kind of kiss that just takes your breath away. like you love it, but feel guilty afterwards,

then its cheating, all ma toe tingling kisses belongs to ma boo tongue

Fashion › Re: What Are You Putting On Right Now? by ikamefa(f): 7:32pm On Jul 18, 2006

kellorah:
lol youre hot and youre wearing beads?

depends on where the beads are on ma body aint it? wink

Romance › Re: Is Kissing Someone Else Considered Cheating? by ikamefa(f): 7:27pm On Jul 18, 2006

@ rhody i them twins grin

Romance › Re: Is Kissing Someone Else Considered Cheating? by ikamefa(f): 7:26pm On Jul 18, 2006

to me it depends on the kind of kiss, is it just a peck on the cheeks or a full french saliva swapping kiss tongue

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