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Sagamite:
My name is Saga.

[Saaagaaa-mite]

I keep the ladies . . . . . .

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WHA-UHNN!!! 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFft6r6Des&feature=related

the ladies wetin?

^^^^^^^ " " see as dis one up dia wan carry shark wey go killl am

mu hehehehehehehehehhehehee! lafta wan wound me

jennykadry:
^^Awon ashewo NLD My mama warned me against coming to nld but my stubborn self wouldn't. Here I was thinking that saga used the "iron clad" prenup on me alone not knowing that he did same to BB. What else have you done to and with me and also to and with  her? Please don't tell me you've also tried the yekinicious-mouth-suffocating-microfonic-reflex on her too? , not the backside emergency entry too? did you do it on the roof ? on the kitchen sink and cleaned the area with our antibacterial wipe like we do? don't tell me you tied one of her legs to the door handle and the other to the Ensuite bathroom door ? did you bounce her in the air and down on your yekini?

pLease tell me you did not do all these lest my fragile heart give way

yeparipa!!!!!!!!!! this saga guy must be a super-stud!

kai! akoi- correct- buratashi!!!! ?

when did we start having she-males in here?


mukina i don warn you nor dey bring stray-erhmmmmmmmmmmm inside how again, your ears don block u nor dey

hear word na koboko i go take clean am for u

ifyalways:
LMAO

You no dey bring full voltage current . . .Ika = half current. 

half current ke?     ,biko abeg ify show me the way oh "  " how do i become full voltage aka NL transformer ?  mu heheheheheheh !!!!!

how come my name nor dey inside the dat interview?

YIM?


yim ke? i dey allergic to yim , nuffin for you jare

^^^^^ pay me in pammy
and i will reveal who blazay is

original pammy oh
dont go and bring saccharin here

ok lets just say am habitually late for your birthday 

with a very good reason this year ask muki 

roses are red!  violets are blue  _{scratch dat nonsense}

this are words from my heart:

It gladden my soul that i have u as my twinny

you are much loved and revered

though your b-day has passed!!!!!! 

hey!!! to your psychotic,anally retentive " " twinny sista from another mum, its your baff-day efryday yaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!   ^{pammy any one} 

Happy Baffday luv 


_{i even got u a pink cake} muhehehehehehehehehehe " "


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mukina2:
ok tell second leg that we wuff him dangerously

that i love him 10,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times  

and we wuff me twinnies seriously too

drrionelli:
Ah! The ever-delightful ikamefa!

My goodness, how long has it been?! ALWAYS so good to hear from you! I trust all has been well with you (iice, in her charmingly chilly way, has kept me apprised of you).

How go thee?

i've been good! yeah! its been a minute , hope u're aight?

i just had to come back

always knew Aj was coming back!!!!!!

kai i don laff grow belle

this thread has made my day!

whitelexi:
Fiercest rivalry: whitelexi and pataki

That dude was just a barometer I used to record my bumshyte, nothing more, nothing less!!! You wanna earn him cheap popularity, then fair play to u!

Peeps that know me know I can bring down nairaland servers with the traffic that follows me when there's beef in the air! Some things are better left cooling off, abeg oh, make una free me for myself or even Seun no go fit reboot him servers oh!

yeah right empty barrel

Blazay:
Gosh. . .I berra allow my fufu and vegetable soup to digest.

Na lie.
Na my 'mecerdes' go big pass ya own. . .oya make we start!
With pictures too.
Abi make I start from where dem lock some of "us" out of the 'otel room for Rrrrondon?

mu heheheheheheheh !

me loff my 2nd leg dey sleep

na im i get time to come cause kpata online small

i don tire, 

how is u ? 

time up!!!!     my 2nd leg just woke up

ta! ta! 

and it get messier , na wha

ika here reporting for acksion

iice happy baffday oh

mukina go explain efrything

how did u spend yah day?

@ serubawon when is the happy day oh

i wan dance alanta

lemm jollof rice

and shack pammy like n0 mans bixnix

just submit the date, time and venue instanta

congratulobias are in order!!!

whitelexi:
Whitelexi is still a nairlander and still gets to see what's posted about him, and can still react with whatever means necessary when required, All I'm trying to say in a nutshell is that nothing has changed!

Thoniaslim and Whitelexi got officially divorced on nairaland too - for the record.

gbagaun! gbagaun! gbagaun!!!!!!!!

congratulations    mazel tov

sirabbey:
Congratulations. May all our pregnant ladies also deliver safely Amen.

amin ase !

Blazay:
I know ALL of them 100% but with 0% trust even before they open their mouths. I can read their minds too  ALWAYS!!!. . . .especially in Nigeria. . . . THEY ARE NIGERIANS WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SURPRISES!!!

No surprises at all. . . for they are extremely entertaining.
But someone has to do the job. Keep a close eye on them and make them think you are 'dumb', while you anticipate and checkmate their every move/thought! Invest heavily in a safety deposit box outside your home for very important documents.

You pick and keep the very best from the very worst that's all.
So, I stick with extended relatives from my immediate family members or those family members have served in our families for generations.
Strangers as office workers but NOT AS DOMESTIC AIDES. . . . !!!

Treat them well, tolerate their genetically-unfavorable, m0r0nic, gene pool and avoid any form of domestic abuse. [b]NEVER YELL AT THEM OR HIT THEM!!! Never use a reign of terror over them, even where you are strict in your dealings with them. Your most precious cargo are in their hands at YOUR own risk. Tamper justice with mercy always and they they may extend the same courtesy to your children/loved ones when you are not home too. (Maybe. Till your children can report ALL reportables. . .teach them to do just that without ANY fear or cowardice and with the utmost discretion/diplomacy)
[/b]
Familiarity ALWAYS breeds contempt. Do NOT make them your friends or buddies. Keep educating them on the need to improve their lots, while you educate your children why they cannot degenerate to such levels on the other hand. Learn to keep both worlds apart, even where you want to take them as 'extended relatives'. This can never be a 'same but different' situation.

If it is a nanny position, make your children understand the role being played as a NANNY in your home for they can't be 'friends' either. Keep it absolutely professional and rarely personal.


I have learned to tolerate the stealing, so my family can be spared the other horrors.
Like my mother always did. . . you always leave a little something for them to steal and pretend you are a fool. . . .it is called an all around BONUS for all(peace of mind for all and a small price to pay).

Keep lots of food around the house too and NEVER lock up your refrigerator. Let them keep eating and drinking away their senses thinking they are smart.
You find these all over the world too.
But the WORST cases are in Africa.

Well, you do your best and live the rest.
I escaped all these. . . my children will too.

If all that pastor 'she*t' works for ya. Not for me.

Your best bet is to get people who have been in the family for years, or have worked for your other siblings or relatives. . . and you have observed for yourself. You know their parents. . .siblings. . .and all that kind of stuff. YOUR FAMILIES GREW UP TOGETHER. . .as socio-economic parallelograms whose lines have never touched or crossed . . . .generations to generations living side by side. . .they keep moving on, getting married and living their lives too. Most of them graduated from colleges and gotten married too and doing well for themselves(for those who make good use of the opportunities instead of spending time stealing pieces of meat/fish from pots of soups or canned drinks/booze from the pantries as long-term career goals. . . .na their level be dat na. . . please do not disturb them by any means. . .mu he he he he).

Most of the people you should employ are people you know their socio-economic backgrounds. . .not total strangers in this day and age to take care of YOUR children.
When things go bad. . .you know how to track them or their relatives. YOU ARE ACCOUNTABLE TO EACH OTHER'S FAMILY. If anything happens to them, you are accountable and vice versa, even where there are absolutely no guarantees.

The best referees you can get are those they have worked with in the past. . . .not 'fake guarantors'!

Your extended relatives are often the best sources of demestic helps. . . you can help each other that way.
Why employ a total stranger when an extended relative can benefit from it all?


Rule of thumb?

THE DEVIL YOU KNOW IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DO NOT KNOW. NO SURPRISES.

I do not employ 'born-agains'. Period! Never!
Give me a witch. For I already know he or she is a witch. . . not a wolf in sheep's clothing.


You can't be serious. . . .
MOST "sharp" women are pros with the first precious cargo by the 1st week. 3 kids and you are still asking the most basic questions?
Hopefully, you will "gher[b]rrrrrr[/b]it" by the 10th kid. . . Honey, it is 'INSTINCTIVE'!

Finally, it is very important you allow those domestic aides some 4king rights amongst themselves(if they soooooo feel like it and they are not underaged minors). . . so your children and minor relatives are spared their demonic randin[b]esssses![/b]

Nice topic.

the bolded parts gave me food for thought  the colored part had me rolling on the floor chei! 

siena:
Eeeew, 'Kamefa! I've just abandoned my breakfast

sorry siena just had to do that!, wanted to know the caliber of rats we're dealing with on the thread 

baby me:
Ikamefa your rats are disgusting. Ermmm, do u actually live with all of them?

yes i do ! we live in your kitchen pipes ,in your basement, we actually have a  cooking -show every Tuesday night when u are busy upstairs the show is called  African-Ratatouille   

@ topic

his socks, toothpaste, soap, boxers, body cream!,his nice shirts , multivitamin tabs "  "

jen:
I actually stole his 10dollars

gbam! and  he is not allowed to retaliate  and am not about to stop sef 

_{am supposed to be sleeping oh! but this thread had me in stitches  naija we hail thee!} 

@ topic

rats like this?

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44307000/jpg/_44307921_rat_416.jpg

Or like dis?

https://www.breakfastmeat.com/uploaded_images/rats-711335.jpg

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=608926.msg7789625#msg7789625 date=1298519385]^^um, you wan see my red eye o.


nothing shall come between me and becomerich.

he has[b] some male secretaries who would be happy to assist you[/b].[/quote]me? male secretaries? Tufiakwa! 

ika6 nor dey fight oh, but if you stand in my way? hummmmmmmmmmm!

Na harmattan go warn loin cloth wearer like you tpiah  "  "

so biko waka far!!!! 

^^^^ ati bantu oh OR batu oh

musiwa is da man Up presidoooooo _{( chei i don turn to sychophant finish)}

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=608926.msg7789592#msg7789592 date=1298518417]ikamefa i hope you're not trying to snatch becomerich.

you want to be first lady, abi.[/quote]" " come tpiah !

u think sey na only you get first lady of the republic ambitions?

drrionelli:
@mukina2: 
Ika stole something from you?!?     Are you sure?     That's a very serious accusation.  And, with all due respect, it's also very difficult to believe that the ever-delightful ikamefa, who has been so wonderful, friendly  and helpful to me in the time I've been on board here would ever engage in such scurrlious activity as theft of anything from anybody.

nahhh! like we say in my edge of the woods :pay her no mind 

the gal be suffering from : too- much agape love for ika6    

mukina2:
if i jam you for corner today you go hear wheen

Ika thief my sontin, no worries i'll settle it with her  very soon, you'[ll see her in bandages

mukina stop it !  its too early in the morning to be high on overnight pammy  "  "

common y'all

dis na one persin presidential ambition unah turn to bantu- language class

shior! 

President Musiwa u don win jare ! Nuhu and Tinubu aint gay shyte on yah!

Bi o ti e soro , o ti wole 

tourist
red
salt
expendables

spikedcylinder:
Ika, ice and muki. Na muki dey middle.

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fabuloso ! spikey u don mara finish !

chei see my long hair, dem dey mad? dem wan try am? and my segzi lips

_{laffing like a jackal here}

^^^^^^^ " " prolly a prospective buyer who drives upside down

totally fell in love with odunlade in this movie, hehehe! what a name! sis kola 

his fave remark was: ta lo loshi?
                  answer: iyalaya won lo loshi 

i still think jenifa is the funniest and the best!

gbam!

wetin do am?