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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by Ikamenze(m): 5:30pm On Nov 11, 2013
Nairaland is full daft pple.....
I cud go on and on about the social stigma attached to albinism and how it should be stopped but I'm sure nobody wants to hear all that....keep the insults and yabbing coming,if that's what's gonna make you feel beta about yourself then on behalf of all the albinos in dis God forsaken country with its God forsaken pple and their totally messed up orientation/mentalilty,you are welcome.

STILL. PROUDLY ALBINO THO

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by Ikamenze(m): 5:05pm On Nov 11, 2013
Deschil: Are you OK
Celebrities / Re: Brymo Disses ‘choc City’ Record Label .. [SEE TWEETS] by Ikamenze(m): 4:57pm On Oct 22, 2013
homesteady: This brymo should take some chill pills? undecided
His career is almost dead!

Na u kill him career....Dude is one of d most talented artist in d land........sidon thr dey type nonsense.....
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Horror Story- A Short Film Script by Ikamenze(m): 11:16pm On Sep 24, 2013
sholay2011:
I appreciate your feedback bro. Thanks.

Its a not perfect bro......there's nothing like a perfect script..

This is my observation.
- You made use of too many Parentheses..
- You need to work on your DIALOGUE..it has to at least sound realistic..try reading it out loud next tym..
-You didn't exactly stick to the “show,don't tell” rule in your narration...and there was too many unnecessary info in it like....(They are eating white rice and stew with juice to wash it down// Mary is wearing Ankara)...

I know you were trying to paint a vivid picture but the way I see it,and this applies to all writers in d house, No matter how hard you try to be vivid or should I say precise with your descriptions,at the end of the day,its really up to the READER'S IMAGINATION...when a character is introduced,let's say MARY for instance,you can say she's tall and fair in complexion with curly hair but in d reader's head,he or she may have already pictured Mary to be short and dark and dats how he's going to see Mary till the end...the question you should ask yourself is,does Mary's height and complexion really do anything for the story? Does it add or remove anything to the storyline? If it doesn't,then why add it? D way I see it,If it doesn't have any direct impact to d story,then it shouldn't be there
I took tym to explain this part cos a lot of writers get so caught up in d minor details dat they forget the important stuff..

But all the same,nice effort...keep writing,keep studying,that's the only way you can get better...I've bn writing screenplays for 3yrs and I'm no where near perfect....we are all leaning..

I would like to commend the mods....this is the second screenplay dat has made it to front page in less than a week..pls keep it up...hopefully wen I post mine 2morow,it will make front page too..lol....

@villageboi..I'm shocked really,I was expecting some harsh criticisms from you...I thought you were gonna give him the same treatment you gave me when I made my first post......Have you gone soft or is shola a close friend of urs,u don't wanna hurt his feelings ryt? Lol......
Fashion / Re: Stella Damasus Vs Toolz: Who Wore It Better? by Ikamenze(m): 11:34am On Apr 26, 2013
Larrey: i give it to stella (but i dnt like personally) toolz is too big joor.just saying my mind ni oooooooo
And u are too ugly joor.just saying my mind ni oooo
Politics / Re: Benin City Reborn! by Ikamenze(m): 5:49pm On Mar 30, 2013
brixton: Lol, stop usin pics to decieve me abeg. Water log stil de ihama and boundary road? In as much as I'd commend d gov, der lota work to be done esp in our rotten gra

U forget Adesuwa road.....I nor know why d guy nor just dey look GRA side at all....he dey try sha..I nor go lie..
Music/Radio / Re: Tiwa Savage Ft Don-Jazzy - Without My Heart by Ikamenze(m): 9:53am On Mar 12, 2013
mimifonwon: this video was very disappointing, tiwa why, no storyline, just a splash of image, smh!!! just blah...jejune
Abi....just images....I was expecting to see some sick choreography cos of d beat and......d video is just disappointing..
Dis is what happens wen u give oyinbo directors dat don't undastnd our songs to shoot..
Health / Re: How Are You Coping With The Current Heat Wave? by Ikamenze(m): 10:04pm On Mar 03, 2013
Ikamenze:
Na dis Benin city wey I dey u dey talk about abi na Benin Republic?
Its hot as hell here....I got sun burns and everything....I don't go outside unless its absolutely necessary so wtf are u talking about?
Health / Re: How Are You Coping With The Current Heat Wave? by Ikamenze(m): 10:03pm On Mar 03, 2013
tonididdy: Heatwave gini?...not here in benincity.its just a normal weather like everyother year.its always being sunny and hot;you and your scientists are just seeing and assuming things...
Na dis Benin city wey I dey u dey talk about abi na Benin Republic?
Its hot as hell here....I got sun burns and everything....I don't go outside unless its absolutely necessary so wtf are u talking about?

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Music/Radio / Re: Wande Coal - My Way by Ikamenze(m): 10:11pm On Feb 14, 2013
cyril83: you are so naïve, how does top of the world by dbanj relate with gurls, anywayz here is the lyrics

I’m Dbanj

You only have one life to live
If you lucky then
You might get two
I was down so down to the heat
Was a miracle that got me through

I’ve seen the world
Paid my dues
Got plenty of cars
But nothing to lose
*****
I’m on top of the world
In front of the crowd
Hey oh, hey oh o
Smoke in the air
Look at me now
Hey oh, hey oh o
Oh oh oh baby
oh oh oh baby
I’m on top of the world
In front of the crowd
Hey oh, hey oh o

Looking back now
There’s no regrets
Moving forward
That’s always best
Wouldn’t change a thing
Even if I could
I’m stronger now
Wages for my sin

I’ve seen the world
Paid my dues
Got plenty of cars
But nothing to lose
*****
I’m on top of the world
In front of the crowd
Hey oh, hey oh o
Smoke in the air
Look at me now
Hey oh, hey oh o
Oh oh oh baby
oh oh oh baby
I’m on top of the world
In front of the crowd
Hey oh, hey oh o

Standing up
Standing up
Standing up
Oh Africa
Standing up
Zambia, Tunisia
Watch you..Niger, Morocco
Mali, Ghana, Congo
Burkina faso, Algeria, Angola
South Africa, Ivory Coast, Ethiopia, Cape Verde, Nigeria

I’m on top of the world
In front of the crowd
Hey oh, hey oh o
Smoke in the air
Look at me now
Hey oh, hey oh o
Oh oh oh baby
Oh oh oh baby
I’m on top of the world
In front of the crowd
Hey oh, hey oh o

I’m on top of the world
In front of the crowd
Hey oh, hey oh o
Smoke in the air
Look at me now
Hey oh, hey oh o
Oh oh oh baby
oh oh oh baby
I’m on top of the world
In front of the crowd
Hey oh, hey oh o

If u must write the Lyrics,at least write d correct thing na......
It's not Got plenty of cars...it's SCARS..
Dats just one of many blunders u made.....nor be say dem send u oo...#mumu

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Music/Radio / Re: Wande Coal - My Way by Ikamenze(m): 10:05pm On Feb 14, 2013
iOmoge:

lets do it my way instead wande coal......
lets go to my room.........
take my cherry instead.....hehehehehehe.....

am dancing to the song.......the very first play got me dancing......

so likey though.
wishing it was not too noisy sha.

Wait...what noise are you people talking about D one I downloaded on tooxclusive.com was clear as f*ck....
Maybe dis one is d leaked version....lol.
TV/Movies / Re: Your Top 3 Best Love Movies by Ikamenze(m): 1:29pm On Feb 14, 2013
candygosh: I have more than three but I'd try to stick to three.
Here we go :
- wedding planner
- jersey girl
- good deeds
- other end of the line.(Really love this one)
Good Deeds.....you well so??
Music/Radio / Re: Davido Ft Ice-Prince – Feel Alright (Video) by Ikamenze(m): 8:24pm On Dec 08, 2012
cap28: To say that nigerian rappers are all a pile of shite would be the understatement of the year, hip hop is over and done with but the nigerian hip hop scene is a complete and utter non starter, nigerians need to get back to the drawing board and CREATE A SOUND THAT IS UNIQUE AND STOP COPYING AFRICAN AMERICANS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT IN THE SAME LEAGUE - THIS IS WHAT HIP HOP IS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqtjf-oW3tE


Shaarrraaap nicca......
Stop talking shit.....

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Romance / Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Ikamenze(m): 3:57pm On Nov 15, 2012
skydeep: I went to a grocery store to get some stuffs, while coming out, the bag tore and all my stuffs....... u know the rest of the story undecided
This is ur most embarrassing moment?? Seriously

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Celebrities / Re: Susan Peters Adopts Baby From Ogun State by Ikamenze(m): 6:28pm On Nov 06, 2012
Ramcie: Aww that's so lovely . At least this baby would have a chance to live a comfortable life. Wish I could adopt one also
What's stopping u?
Music/Radio / Re: MI Abaga – Heart Of The City Ft SDC, Ruby (Video) by Ikamenze(m): 9:14pm On Nov 05, 2012
BeraBera: Is Heart of The City not the track sang by Ugonna and Lyod of Aluu4? Or am I wrong?
It is but dey just remixed it (so did MI)
D original song belongs to Jay Z....
Music/Radio / Re: MI Abaga – Heart Of The City Ft SDC, Ruby (Video) by Ikamenze(m): 8:51pm On Nov 05, 2012
Mynd_44:
what did you win? You ended up showing your ignorant ärse.

Nah mehn...you did dat..
Music/Radio / Re: MI Abaga – Heart Of The City Ft SDC, Ruby (Video) by Ikamenze(m): 8:49pm On Nov 05, 2012
Mynd_44:
what did you win? You ended up showing your ignorant ärse.

....
Music/Radio / Re: MI Abaga – Heart Of The City Ft SDC, Ruby (Video) by Ikamenze(m): 8:25pm On Nov 05, 2012
Mynd_44:
You obviously have your head up your ärse. You gonna compare safe with those tracks?
That's your shît but to me "safe" is his best.
Maybe you also wanna kin the rest of the idîots here who can't read and comprehend

Wen a person condescend to d level of insults,it shows dat dat person has already conceded defeat....
I won dis one slowpoke.....go listen to some real music okay....
Music/Radio / Re: MI Abaga – Heart Of The City Ft SDC, Ruby (Video) by Ikamenze(m): 7:47pm On Nov 05, 2012
Mynd_44:
he sold a million copies so? "Thy album cometh" by ruggedman still remains the highest selling rap album in Nigeria today and a lot of people still call it poo. How many albums did Ruggedman win with that?

Your problem is that you start listening to music last week and you jump to the first music you hear and call it the best. FYI "safe" still remains MI's best track and the "somebody wants to die" so STFU

U STFU.....
Ur problem is dat u don't know how to listen to music...
How can u compare Safe n Sombody wants to die with tracks like....
EPIC
LOVING ME
PAIN
PEN
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
LONELY
NICOTINE
IMPERFECT ME....etc.

Mature minds like us don't just listen to d flow,d MESSAGE matas a lot slowpoke...
Lmao @just started listening to music last week......#Mumu.
Music/Radio / Re: MI Abaga – Heart Of The City Ft SDC, Ruby (Video) by Ikamenze(m): 7:23pm On Nov 05, 2012
Mynd_44: Story of MI's life. He drops a crap album where he sounds like a baby and drops a mixtape 6 months after that makes sense. Funny thing is that Nigerians don't care about his mistapes or anyone's mixtapes(ask mode 9)

See dats how u people go online n talk RUBBISH.....lemme educate u since u obviously don't know a damn thing about Naija music.

First of all MI2 (his second album) dat he "sounds like a baby'' won d best Rap album last year in d Headies (say wot u want but dats our equivalent to d grammies) .....He actually won 3 awards dat day.

MI2 was released d same week Nicki's Pink Friday n Kanye's Dark Twisted Fantasy albums were released and NONE,I repeat NONE of dem trended worldwide on twitter except MI2...

Dude sold One million of dat "baby album'' in d East alone n if u add pirated copies,he probably sold ova 5million copies Nationwide.

Dat same Baby album happens to be the best selling album in notjustok (our equivalent of itunes) till date...d only person dat came close is Wizkid's Superstarr album (2nd place)..

As for mixtapes...

illegal Music 2 happens to be d most downloaded mixtape of d year.....ask anybody.

D day he released his mixtape was same day he launched his website....d plan was dat he would release d mixtape online exclusively in his website miabaga.com but just 2 hrs afta d mixtape was released,d site CRASHED.....dats how much traffic it got..The mixtape was lata distributed via various platforms online..

It is b best mixtape I've ever downloaded in my entire life.....yh dats right,my entire life.

So b4 u start typing poo....do a little research okay slowpoke.

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Sports / Re: Sorry, We Are Not Nigerians’ Say Williams Sisters. by Ikamenze(m): 3:02pm On Nov 01, 2012
chosen04: Who wants to be a nIGERian?

I dont even recognise the cursed country. Thats why i spells it as niGERia . . . .

WE ARE PROUD BIAFRANS (I & my family) . . . . . . Never niGERians.
Good for u....Oya carry yourself to a Biafran site.....Oh I'm sori,there's None!!!!
I guess u just have to shut the f-u-c-k up instead of talking Bullshit..
Crime / Re: KKK Sets Afro-american Woman On Fire by Ikamenze(m): 9:14am On Oct 24, 2012
smackimorn: grin 1st

Fool....
TV/Movies / Re: Omotola: Nollywood Can "Compete" With Hollywood by Ikamenze(m): 4:12pm On Oct 22, 2012
Abujafood: In Hollywood, Tom Cruise gets paid for one movie what all the Movie producers in Nollywood can only put together in 5 years to shoot thousands of movies. Omotola wake up O, this is no longer make believe.


And how does what you just said translate to Quality? Who says if it isn't big budget it can't be successful?
Go and watch this film Knight and Day starring ur beloved Tom Cruise......#SpoilerAlert.....Its whack!!!
Family / Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Ikamenze(m): 3:24pm On Oct 22, 2012
freecocoa: What do you know about women and childbirth kwanu? Abeg clear road let real men and women have a decent discussion.

Okay real woman,I go clear road but suffrey blow ur small small lies make GoD nor go punish u......
Family / Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Ikamenze(m): 1:53pm On Oct 22, 2012
freecocoa: In our former house, a private hospital was our neighbor so we often overhear what goes down there like the cries when someone dies, the screams of joy after a safe delivery etc.
One early morning around 2 am or so, from my sleep I heard a woman yelling at the top of her voice, the shout was too much so many people woke up, she was saying " Mummy please forgive me for all I've done to you,is this what you went through? Chei chi mu o biko nu ooo" small time she will start again in a sing-like tone "Let that man not come near me o, I will kill him oo, he's a wicked man,look at what he's done to me, ewoo who sent me oo" etc, most of these she said in igbo, she kept shouting after taking few minutes breaks, mehn I had to go back to bed, in the morning we learnt she had twins.

Yeah but you n I both know you made dis poo up.......or maybe it happened (in ur head)
Family / Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by Ikamenze(m): 1:50pm On Oct 22, 2012
IfeLuvely: After my baby had already arrived,the midwife took the gas n air off me, n i said to her can i have a bit more please, she was like but your baby is already out, I said I dont care, gas n air makes me feel good! I only had gas n air no other thing, n that stuff was gooooooooooood, i wish i cud have it allday everyday! cheesy

Gas n Air.........are u normal?
TV/Movies / Re: h by Ikamenze(m): 6:30am On Oct 21, 2012
I just checked out the links...Thanks
I want to see if I can find the other book,d one on dialogues in PDF format..

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