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Governor Abdullahi Ganduje of Kano State says he decided to create four new emirates in the state in order to read more

Blogging no dey for you bro... Too wack!

Money is good

The mods will ban someone indiscriminately but fail to curtail all this yeye bloggers and that bet9ja scammer and the likes...

Na stunt joor

Mishhcre:
"Have you ever done HIV test before?" she asked.
"Yes," I answered.
"Are you very sure?" she probed again.
"Yes," I said again. Beginning to wonder what might be the reason for all these questions for the gods.
"When was the last time you did it?" She asked.


With all the thoughts running through my head, I couldn't clearly get her question. Whether she meant the last I did the test or the last time I got laid, after all, the question could be referring to both in this instance and you know these HIV post-test counselling people, the way they like to use style to ask their questions. Just the same way a doctor wouldn't want to ask a man whether he is cheating on his wife with other women, but will rather say, "do you have other friends that you do it with?"

"You don't look comfortable, were you thinking I was asking when last you got laid?" she asked.
How did she read my mind? How can someone be comfortable being asked that type of question. Especially with the way she's already making it seem like I'm positive. Before I could even put my head together to answer her question, she now fired her killshot. She checked my result and it was negative and she couldn't believe it and started complaining bitterly.
"There's no way you can be negative, from the way you look you must be positive, you just have to be positive, it's young boys like you that go around sleeping with everything that has a skirt as one of her properties. You just have all the properties of a fvck boy," she said.
This was while all the while I was trying to be positive about the issue and dodge her negative charges.

She then continued, "You just didn't turn your hair to dreads to avoid harassment from SARS. In fact, I don't like this your result, I don't agree with it, there must have been a mistake somewhere, I have to re-do it myself."

I don't know if it was her long skirt and the big head scarf she was tying that was preventing sense from entering her head. And this was just turning out to be one of those scenarios where prevention is not better than cure.

She then proceeded to open a new HIV test kit, took my blood sample and when the result still showed negative, she got tired and said, "if you know what's good for you, you better keep that your equipment one place."

I took my result and gladly walked away. Thanking my God for saving me from this woman her negative energy is overflowing like Kanji dam.

If this is true, bro you fvck up. How will you allow a poorly trained and unprofessional frustrated b¡tch pour vituperation on you and you sat there like a dummy.
I will make her consider opening her big mouth and spewing gabbage to other people. Who send her make she choose S.U.... Without any apology, most of them are really bitter and frustrated.

Beautiful

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He never sees how disgusting he looks

Riskiest of risks

The rate if suicide is getting higher in this country ooo.

This little man is dope o

Hmmmm...

Op, no let us fight oooo. Don't generalize the kind of childhood you had please.

I bet you have very little experience in women matter.
At this time, you believe poo typed by someone you have never met. Which kin yeye love I go call that one.
Girls never do you whehn!
Maybe she go rob you on your first date sef

Land no safe, now air no safe again... E b lik say na sea travel option remain for people now ooo

Hmmmm... Bad news everytime

Mightyking22:
Good day Nlders, so i and my bae got talking yesterday and i got the biggest shock, she confessed to me that she has been circumcised and she has never felt any sexual urge whatsoever, she even said even if i give her Adult film to watch (porn) that she still won't feel anything...this has really got me worried coz i have a long term plan for this girl and i don't want to end up having a boring sexual life with my partner, besides she is still a virgin as well...
Pls any advice, is there any remedy or anything that can be done to improve her situation ? i will really appreciate ur contribution and advises

my brother, the chance of her cheating on you remains very low. I believe Gspot stimulation will work on her.

Tallesty1:
Eradicating innovation

holuwamosey:
Then for they use leg trek y den come buy bus foolish people using religion to kill the human race smchhhhh

dayleke:
I don't think they know and understand what they wrote.
Imo

Bede2u:
This was sighted in Oyo State, Yorubaland!!

omenkaLives:
Definitely a typo.

Bede2u:
This was sighted in Oyo State, Yorubaland!!

This is what the controversial word there mean...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bid‘ah

Lol

Excaperx:
okay.

Don't display ignorance next time. You have to confirm everything before you come on a public forum like this to spew trash.
If you are familiar with Osun state. There is a town called Ila where we have Osun state college of education, Ila-Orangun. They share similar dialect and traditions with people from Kwara state and yet they were not ceded to kwara.
Make your research well.
FYI, Obasanjo was not even the one who created both state- Ondo and Edo
https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/nigerian-states-this-is-how-the-36-states-were-created/mdtnq3e

Excaperx:
lies, an average Yoruba from Ekiti, osun and co can't understand their dialect

Don't be ridiculous. We have some average Yoruba with tribal marks speaking ikale fluently. Many people born here understand them perfectly. Don't rely on hearsay bro.
See you making a fool of yourself.

Excaperx:
I've been there, have you?

Brother, I am in okitipupa right now and I transact business in Irele. I have lots of friends from those areas. So, I wonder how you came about this and the people who told 'cause you said you heard that they speak Edo there. Bro, come here for excursion.

Soldiers for rent

Excaperx:
I heard they speak Edo language there, so why did Obasanjo adminstration fraudulently ceded it to south west, ondo state.?

Edo state government needs to look into this.

You must indeed be funny. Have you ever been to those area. The person who told you they speak Edo must be really funny.

klas:
Was the government response that quick? Zainab was arrested on 27 December 2018 and was in detention till the end of April 2019.

She was apparently not charged by the Saudi because the case against her was not really watertight.

Note that she travelled with her mother and sister and they had already entered Saudi Arabia, left the airport town of Jeddah for Medina before the Saudi drug agency went to their hotel room in the evening alleging that a bag tagged in her name was left unclaimed at the airport but the family insisted that all their luggage were with them in the hotel .

@the bolded, while will drugs be planted in her bag if there are nobody to claim it in the first place? That doesn't really make sense because drug syndicates habe strong connections that would have warrant the bag been detached as it got to Saudi Arabia. Not let lying around.

His name sounds kamasutra

BlacSmit:
I don't wear fabrics anymore. I've researched the ways of my ancestors and would love to therein.

Nah leaves sure pass.

lol