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Romance / Re: A Friend Needs A Girlfriend by ikeno(m): 4:46pm On Jul 30, 2023
Just tel us say na fuckmate u dey find no bi wife
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered I'm AS by ikeno(m): 7:50pm On Jul 29, 2023
The best is to let her go but you can still hope and pray that none of your offspring has the ss gene.But the likelihood of having an ss child is inevitable and believe me, hospital will be your second home, you will be going to church/mosque regularly, going from pillar to post just to look for a solution when the child start having crisis.
As+as = AA as as ss
That my 2 cent
Romance / Re: How Do I Make This Go Away Quickly by ikeno(m): 6:18pm On Jul 29, 2023
Police no go reason ur matter sef,u just want dash them money.dem go invite her and make her write undertaking not to tell.Why not threaten her by also telling her boy/frd what u ppl did.someone seduce you and you both had consensual se*x.
Abi na Ra*pe u do this one wey u dey fear like cow wey dem want go slaughter ni

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Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo by ikeno(m): 5:59pm On Jul 29, 2023
U go stop Des ur mumu mentality abi mamagee don give u her witch chop
Family / Re: Affordable Quality Slippers For Men And Women by ikeno(m): 5:56pm On Jul 29, 2023
I no see for men nah abi those one na unisex slippers, just asking ooo
Romance / Re: Do You Believe in No-Sex Before Marriage? by ikeno(m): 5:12pm On Jul 29, 2023
That's what they use in decieving gullible men and after the wedding when baba will be all excited that the battle will be a tight squeeze even lub is odogwu for a smooth sailing. That's when he will know that the punna is as wide as the mouth of a wallet.

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Romance / Re: Do You Believe in No-Sex Before Marriage? by ikeno(m): 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2023
That's the biggest scam that is not acceptable.

I ll have to bleep you well, then make sure belle enter before marriage.

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Career / Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by ikeno(m): 12:48pm On Jul 29, 2023
Can't you be doing the laundry bix as a side hustle look for someone to be managing it for you while you continue with your teaching job

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Romance / Re: How To Use Whatsapp To Know Who's Holding Grudges Against You by ikeno(m): 12:13pm On Jul 29, 2023
No matter how good I am to people some person's still hate me for just being good.i rather channel that energy use in worrying about people that hate me to something meaningful
Car Talk / Re: To The Men: If This Lady Sells Petrol At N1000 Per Litre, Will You Buy? (Photo) by ikeno(m): 8:37pm On Jul 25, 2023
Mak I just dey look that as*s no nid to distract myself with the amount on the meter. Just tel me I go pay
Politics / Re: Primate Ayodele: I See A Rerun, But Forces Are Fighting It by ikeno(m): 8:25pm On Jul 25, 2023
Na this kind ppl be when u ask for weather report them go tell u Lagos 30c in the morning, 32c in the afternoon and 28c in the night. Watin i want kwn shey rain go fall or not.

Stop going through corners and tell us will there be a rerun or not.
Romance / Re: Names Of Girls That Likes Their Womb Shifted by ikeno(m): 5:46am On Jul 25, 2023
Precious is just dribbling me upandan still trying to score her coochie😃
Romance / Re: I'm Broke And Will Do This Naughty Thing Right Now, Don't Beg Me! by ikeno(m): 1:12pm On Jul 24, 2023
U still get change for your account. Wat about me wey bank say I dey even owe dem watin I go do

Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Pic by ikeno(m): 12:27pm On Jul 23, 2023
Mamagee don initial you into her cult

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Romance / Re: MY EX And Large Percent Of Naija Girls by ikeno(m): 12:23pm On Jul 23, 2023
It's best you let them be so they can build a happy with their family.
Just put urself in their husband's shoes when your wife start doing it with her ex while you're married to her.

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Crime / Re: Man Bleats Like Goat After Reportedly Taking ‘hard Drug’ (watch Video) by ikeno(m): 6:59am On Jul 23, 2023
This is the work of colos🤣🤣🤣

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Business / Re: My Experience With Loan App by ikeno(m): 7:43pm On Jul 21, 2023
Not just the loan app numbers even dstv, spectranet whenever they call me Truecaller flag them as scammer.
Romance / Re: What A Cutie by ikeno(m): 3:19pm On Jul 21, 2023
🤔🤔🤔
Romance / Re: What A Cutie by ikeno(m): 3:18pm On Jul 21, 2023
She wan resemble Beverly osu
Romance / Re: Na True Sey FGN Don Dey Give 8k? by ikeno(m): 3:13pm On Jul 21, 2023
4KNGOATS:
Abeg help a niga hia na true sey federal government don dey give 8- 8k abeg make i callect buy garri?
U even sure say e go reach u. I dey go through the list of beneficiary and I never see ur name
Romance / Re: I Embraced Her Religion So I Decided To Partake In It . by ikeno(m): 3:03pm On Jul 21, 2023
Make ur matter no bi like sabinus wey follow the girl wey get big yansh go her church and wen pastor start to flog sabinus wit cane all in the name of say dem want drive the evill spirit from em body dem no tell am wen em dust em slippers and find em square root.
Romance / Re: Am I The Only One Observing This. by ikeno(m): 2:22pm On Jul 21, 2023
Just got a call from the manager of one of my favorite bar I use to frequent whenever I want to flex myself that they have not seen me for awhile🤣🤣🤣. Told him am still trying to patch the big hole in my pocket cause by the economic hardship. 😃😃

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Romance / Re: Cant Wait To Rest The Whole Weekend by ikeno(m): 2:07pm On Jul 21, 2023
No rest for me always busy even on weekends.

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Romance / Re: I Just Finished Furcking A Big Asshole Now by ikeno(m): 8:10pm On Jul 20, 2023
Hmmm,no go kill persin ooo
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cannot Cook..see The Shit She Prepared by ikeno(m): 7:23pm On Jul 20, 2023
She even try compare to some wey go disfigure ur stomach lining with their food
Romance / Re: Nigeria Makes Me Want To Cry � by ikeno(m): 7:17pm On Jul 20, 2023
Being a citizen of Nigeria you just wonder what have we benefited from her🤔🤔🤔
Romance / Re: My Uncle Wants To Send Me Money From Abroad by ikeno(m): 7:09pm On Jul 20, 2023
😃😃😃😃😃 your uncle indeed
Phones / Re: GANIU ADEBOYE SODIQ IS NOT A SCAMMER.... by ikeno(m): 7:03pm On Jul 20, 2023
My advice is to reach out to him and you both can see how the issue could be resolved cause it's not good for business if someone calls you out for selling a product that is faulty or not in good condition.
Phones / Re: GANIU ADEBOYE SODIQ IS NOT A SCAMMER.... by ikeno(m): 2:54pm On Jul 20, 2023
I was once in the gaming business gone are the days we use to purchase uk/us PS4 console easily now it's very rare. Most of what they claim is uk/us PS3/PS4 are refurbished

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