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TV/Movies › Re: Dstv Wahala (Photo) by ikeno(m): 2:47pm On Dec 11, 2023
smokinloud:
Na person wey neva wise up dey use DSTV.
Where Youcine dey. Wey you fit watch anything including new American movies for free...
Na because of premier league for my customers if not watin consign me and dem. Since i stop to dey sub for my house dem don call me tire even i don black list their number for my fone. Bunch of criminals
TV/Movies › Re: Dstv Wahala (Photo) by ikeno(m): 12:42pm On Dec 11, 2023
The issue is the cable you need to get an original cable (forgotten the name of the brand my installer recommended). after i changed the cable the signal issue stopped.
Food › Re: How Many Packs Of Noodles Do You Eat? by ikeno(m): 1:38pm On Dec 10, 2023
Indomie na food something you go eat finish e go be like say you no eat.that one na fowl food not meant for adult but children
Romance › Re: Can You Do This? by ikeno(m): 11:08am On Dec 10, 2023
God listen to our prayers irrespective of where we are doing the prayer whether at home, church, office or market place. I will rather send you the money to feed, than to give to a pastor that has fleet of cars, houses and live nice while you starve yourself all in the name of giving offering
Crime › Re: When You Finish Watching The Fight by ikeno(m): 2:44pm On Dec 09, 2023
This is a David and Goliath fight. Small body but mighty
Crime › Re: Woman Beats Minibus Taxi Driver After He Crashed Into Her Car (VIDEO) by ikeno(m): 2:30pm On Dec 09, 2023
Omoo, she go fight Lagos bus driver tire those ones dey drive like maniac and the annoying thing about them is after they bash your car na premium beg and pleading go end am.
Crime › Re: How I Was Kidnapped By A Someone I Met On Jiji Online Marketplace by ikeno(m): 6:10pm On Dec 08, 2023
So sorry for what you went through. Whenever you're going on such inspection of a job for the first, one or two persons should accompany you just to be on a safe side.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Note To Those Working In Lagos. by ikeno(m): 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2023
Lagos will drain the life out of you. Everybody want to collect from you.
Romance › Re: Sleeping With A Man And Expecting Him To Give You Money After Is Hook Up. by ikeno(m): 12:30am On Dec 08, 2023
Havesomesense:
If after sleeping with a man, you expect him to give you money even if it is transport, my dear you are a hook up girl, it does not matter if you are in level one or level ten.
Level 1 or 10

Romance › Re: Honest Feedback by ikeno(m): 12:18am On Dec 08, 2023
That reverse cowgirl she fit go mess for your mouth

Romance › Re: Abeg, Na Who Carry My Name Go Shiloh? by ikeno(m): 12:10am On Dec 08, 2023
Na him be the person chioma mama carry him name go Shiloh

Romance › Re: Why Will A Lady Do This? by ikeno(m): 12:02am On Dec 08, 2023
If you have no interest in her why would you be jealous of her with other men.
Romance › Re: How Do You Control Urge? by ikeno(m): 11:50pm On Dec 07, 2023
Don't go and starve yourself all in the name of fasting.

Have a girlfriend
Use soapy
Olosho can still do it for you, but use protection
Romance › Re: Whats The Best Way To Deal With A Lady Who Thinks You Are Interested In Her? by ikeno(m): 11:37pm On Dec 07, 2023
This one is trickish but I will try to giv you the solution.
You like her = 1
She doesn't like you = x

You both like each other= 1-1
You both hate each other= x-x
You like her, she hate you= 1-x
x-1+1-1+x-x=0
2x-x-1=0
2x-x=1
1x=1
x=1
From my calc, the best ans is to = ignore her.

Nairaland General › Re: Tall People How Do You Survive by ikeno(m): 5:51pm On Dec 07, 2023
Postinor:
nice, but how do you survive the comments of people saying you are too tall
Watin consign you with them na dem they feed you. What you don't know is that most of them wish to be like you
Nairaland General › Re: Tall People How Do You Survive by ikeno(m): 5:37pm On Dec 07, 2023
I use to be ashame of my height but not anymore. once I kit up I look like a male model and all eyes are always on me whenever I walk on the street.
Crime › Re: School Shooting In Russia( Graphic Pics) by ikeno(m): 3:04pm On Dec 07, 2023
What a sharp shooter
Romance › Re: Please, Help! My Girlfriend Is Asexual, She Doesn't Find Sex Interesting. by ikeno(m): 2:34pm On Dec 07, 2023
Is it that she doesn't enjoy sex or she feel pain during sex
Romance › Re: Do Girls Notice This? by ikeno(m): 10:05am On Dec 07, 2023
Hmmm,
Romance › Re: School Days Experience You Won't Forget by ikeno(m): 7:29pm On Dec 05, 2023
Can't forget the day I was flogged in school which was the first and only time.

I was in ss3 and it was few days to writing our waec exam, we were having mathematics revision by our math teacher that morning and this man knows his onion that we were too engrossed in his teaching that we forgot we have used up part of the biology teacher time.
When we went to the biology lab, the teacher asked us why we were late to his class and for that he's going to teach us a lesson. This man is also our sport teacher with muscles like(the rock) infact, all manner of thick veins was running through his hands.
He called me out and told me to go to the staff office and bring all the cane the junior students were told to bring few days ago.

When I got to the office and saw the mountain of cane, fever run through my body. I came back with 4 cane but baba said I should go and bring many. After bringing the canes I was at his back when he grabbed 3 cane in his big palm and said the first person should come forward, all my classmates were just push each other. Go first na, no push me, abi u wear extra nicker go naa they were saying. Before a girl took the bold step and collected her flogging.

After he has finished flogging all my classmates, he now called me to lie down on the table and he flogged the living daylight out of me because I was the class monitor and I was supposed to know the period for his class.
Family › Re: Can Life Get Any Lower Than This For A Man? by ikeno(m): 6:31pm On Dec 05, 2023
One thing about life is to have a fighting spirit and believe that what you're going through is a challenge that you will overcome. Many great men today went through such but bounce back stronger.
Romance › Re: How Much Is Photocopy On An A4 Paper by ikeno(m): 6:00pm On Dec 05, 2023
N20 per copy, but if they are using generator it's N50 per copy
Romance › Re: Men Vs Women by ikeno(m): 3:09pm On Dec 03, 2023
Samantha124:
Do you guys usually do get togethers every year?
I think they use to do it some years back
Romance › Re: Should I Quit My Job? by ikeno(m): 12:39am On Dec 03, 2023
@op,trade with caution. Mak dem no go mine your skull
Crime › Re: A Runaway Thief!! ��� by ikeno(m): 12:24am On Dec 03, 2023
This one get as e be oo🤔🤔 500k bounty for person wey thief 300k.mak I do the permutation

Romance › Re: Men Vs Women by ikeno(m): 12:19am On Dec 03, 2023
It's not a bad idea to have a get together of @nlers.
Crime › Re: Moment Nigerian Police Officers Engaged In A Public Fight Over A Disagreement by ikeno(m): 6:29pm On Dec 02, 2023
Bunch of slowpoke and these are the people that are to serve and protect me.

Romance › Re: How True Can This B? by ikeno(m): 11:10pm On Dec 01, 2023
Quality20:
just de feel that how can a married woman living with her husband in d same house want to service a different man in d same house? Isn't it somehow?
That's the moral decay in our socIety no respect for marriage vows any more.
Romance › Re: Please Your Honest Input Is Needed by ikeno(m): 7:30pm On Dec 01, 2023
You not certain that she sold the fone, maybe she misplaced it.
Romance › Re: How True Can This B? by ikeno(m): 7:24pm On Dec 01, 2023
What if it's true? You sef want go try your luck.

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