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I will mak sure my wife wear waist bead with a tattoo of love on her boobs or hop then tint her hair.

Few years ago while driving to school to write an important test that morning and due to traffic on my normal route I decided to take a different route but the road is so bad that it almost dislodged my number plate almost falling off. I just had to remove it and place it on the dashboard cause am just few km from the school and I can easily get a mechanic to attach it back.

Suddenly this police van just double cross me and ordered me to park, they asked about my number plate and I showed it to them on the dashboard and explained how it happened.suddenly three of them were inside my vehicle already and said I should follow them to their state. Haba, baba I get very important test to write this morning and I don show u all my particulars and everything dey up to date even the number plate una don see am and see the front bumper damage small cause of the bad road that's why I remove am.baba,una get pikin for house wey be my age mate how u go feel if he get carryover?" I tried to explain.they were just telling me to follow their vehicle.

we sha got to their state and because they know am in hurry they said I should go and bring 50k." Watin happen,I thief persin thing.if una no collect 5k I go kukuma leave d moto for una when I come back I go bring lawyer cum.that was how they collectd the 5k and thank God, I just got there in the nick of time when the lecturer was giving out the question script.
That was how police almost made me fail my test😃

Purvan:
You must be rich af

No one wants to socialize with me except for my grand ma

I'm not a fan of outings

The only place I go to have fun is either a library or anime con

There's no place you can't do that even at the library that u go to you meet people there even the opposite sex too. Walk up to them and strike a conv with them don't be shy.

Foodqueen:
Y would u allow credit on betting. People that buy food they eat sef, find it difficult to pay back talk more of someone gambling.

He's kind of a regular customer who stakes high.
My boy has that notion that he will pay as promised till now he has gone with the wind and I don't want to deduct it from his salary. But I just gave them a stern warning.

Nigerians can't be trusted to pay back credit they owe rather they will be going to another shop all because they don't want to pay back.

Few day ago,a guy came to my place of business and begged my boys to play some games for him on credit that he should stake the games 10k and 5k cause the matches will soon start and his atm is not with he want to go and it. That was the last time we saw him.he has been avoiding my boys and has being going to other place to stake.
I never reason him matter, make I still dey give am long rope because I go use police take treat him fuckup. Just 2day for cell dey ok for me.

Send that fool to kirikiri prison so he will get some brain resetting from those inmates for blackmailing and extorting a widow

She may be right you need to socialize make frds both online and offline, hangout, flex yourself once awhile.
Whenever am bored I just go out and have fun I meet lots of babes that are lonely and in need of some companionship. My schedule today is full. I go meet precious at my joint, then Alice for some woto woto, Evelyn have been buzzing my phone begging to sleep over.

Why not go into POS business with that amount you can be able to start off

The thing about the west is that they know the kind countries they push around.

They want you to shake until your hand start shaking 🤣🤣🤣

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Most of othem don't know how to clean their anus so wouldn't want you to see the particle of shi*t

Your's is lacking some spice that's why add some suger to spice it not forget that thing girls will not resist to go with it

Stop being too clingy and a simp.

Since the day my ex told me that whenever I bleep her I should release in her that my cum makes her skin to glow that it's like a moisturizer.She almost turned me to bonga fish with everyday knacking I had to dust my shoe and find my square root.

You will not come and kill me all because you need moisturizer.

4KNGOATS:
Bros I no fit oo

She bring punna for u on a Platter of gold and u no do anything

4KNGOATS:
Abi no worry maybe next time I go invite u over make u come help me nak am

We no dey carry last 😄😃

4KNGOATS:
Omo ehn though d girl neat infact she smells nice but I no do oo. I was too scare to nak I no no which kind borehole I go see for down below and I no won get infection

U fall my hand😭

No tel me say u no taste her kpekus wen she dey request for all these things.

She should get a job😠

Life is too short for someone you shelter, clothe and feed to be nagging you in your own house. Move on with your life forget about her and concentrate on yourself.

This life no balance at all oo, even though he died doing his manly duty with someone else he's still your husband and you need to mourn him. A year is appropriate before you move on

ikennamadu1:
You weh run from kpekus because them tell you faster

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Ur welcum how was ur sojourn out of nairaland hope it was a relieve and stress free.

You can't blame the man because he's helping their ministry, hunger dey town

No be dem tel you say What a man can do we can do it better. Hand to soon touch them

Na everything una go dey "in"

Serious r/shop that ll lead to marry "am in"
How to become millionaire in a day"am in"
Free lecture on crypto"am in"

Try to be out sometimes

SouthSouth1914:
Has anyone gone into a sex match with death on their mind?

Obviously not but some are dead because of it

SouthSouth1914:
Go Into battle that you come back like Roman generals!!

Pussy battle has never been won even generals die on top of pussy. The only thing I told her she may have won the battle but the war continue

Shalommy:
Taahh... You dey find person to scratch with your tiny diiick?

I know you re the type that will be screaming mummy mummy,e dey swt me, don't stop.

OgaTheTop2:
Just go down on her, she will cum. Tell her to wash that place very well with soap, then give her a good head.. Sebi na you want fvck..

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Shalommy:
How will you impregnate a woman, when you can't make a woman cum?

Babe, are you a monitoring spirit? Dm me and I will show you how I will do it