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Nairaland General › Re: NERC Accuses Electricity Firms Of Inflating Bills by ikeno(m): 8:05pm On Nov 13, 2014
My Oct bill was so outrageously high that I had to complain at eko disco office.

Estimated billing has now become a norm for them.
Gaming › Re: Game Controller Problem. by ikeno(m): 7:50pm On Nov 13, 2014
zizytd:
After installing d game controller, d analog light is showing, but on pes2014 I can't use it,Pls I need help
Try pressing the analog light button.if it doesn't go off then the controller is faulty.
Family › Re: Women: U Av To Read Nd Learn Frm Diz by ikeno(m): 11:27pm On Oct 17, 2014
bennyrazz:
lmao cheesy
Don't think it's funny when lives are involve.
Romance › Re: Why Can't I Have A Flawless Relationships? by ikeno(m): 6:06pm On Sep 25, 2014
I see a girl that's playing a fast one on you. How sure are you that her parent wanted to marry her off.maybe its just a ploy by her to be extorting money from you.


Just like you said,she's still a teenager.so date a more mature girl.
Romance › Re: Dating The Friend Of A Friend by ikeno(m): 5:45pm On Sep 02, 2014
Don't think its appropriate.


Don't be a back stabbing friend. If you cherish your your friend's friendship just let her be.

my 1naira...
Politics › Re: Lagosians Finally Experience 24 Hrs Power Supply. by ikeno(m): 9:07am On Jan 07, 2014
you ppl are complaining that you don't have slippers,then what will a cripple say.

aleast you all cn boost of light. my area is so worse that we now pray and fast over light matter.

how cn the switch official be so wicked that it is only when he wants to use the loo he ll ON the light and switch it OFF when he's through. we cn av light 7 times in a day, ON and OFF each not lasting more that 2min. he must be a drunk.

the longest we have had light was for 2hrs on the 31 dec, and i kwn the yeye man carry one babe so him need light for the action!
Romance › Re: See Wetin Dis Woman Carry Dey Block My View For Traditional Marriage by ikeno(m): 4:21pm On Jan 02, 2014
you should have taken a ride on it. grin
Romance › Re: Do You Like A Partner That Loves You Too Much?? by ikeno(m): 4:14pm On Jan 02, 2014
thats a big No!...for me. trying to cope with one now. cheesy
Crime › Re: 25 Year Old Man Tasted Her Neighbour's Daughter Without Permission by ikeno(m): 10:57am On Dec 30, 2013
There's something so fishy about this story. huh

-When she was been dragged,why did she scream.
Health › Re: Drinking 2 Litres Of Water In The Morning Before Eating by ikeno(m):
Abaa! 2liters of water first thing in the morning before eating. His he a camel. grin
Romance › Re: The Worst Action Your Partner Took After A Breakup? by ikeno(m): 8:49pm On Dec 29, 2013
Truckpusher: It's because you're always are afraid of the unknown and you don't know your right and even when you know your right you lack the basic manners in which to go about initiating them ,One you initiate them properly it sends a clear signal to the police officers that you know your right very well.

Once your crime or whatever you did is a bailable offense ,tell them to grant you bail or charge you to court immediately or within the next 24 hrs. all you need now is to relax and watch them scamper to do their useless paper work to grant you bail.......if it falls on the weekend they'll have no choice than to grant you bail.

Try it whenever you run into them ,especially if it's a bailable offense. smiley
Abeg make I hear word!...whether bailable or not,will still drop something. Don't belief everything you read. Seeing is believing.

I don't want to derail the thread.
Romance › Re: The Worst Action Your Partner Took After A Breakup? by ikeno(m): 5:45pm On Dec 29, 2013
Truckpusher: Bail is free and it is your right as a citizen not to pay anyone for bail unless otherwise stated by a competent court of law. tongue
tell it to the naija police,they will lock you and throw the key away.
Romance › Re: Help, My Fiancee's Spirit Is After Me. by ikeno(m): 2:29pm On Dec 29, 2013
She's your guardian angle against fornication. cool
Celebrities › Re: Man Crowned MR UGLY Says, Girls Fight For me Now by ikeno(m): 2:14pm On Dec 29, 2013
Grade 1 worwor.
Crime › Re: Man Impregnates Daughter Three Times, Says He Did Not Know It Is An Abomination by ikeno(m): 2:06pm On Dec 29, 2013
Incest!
Fashion › Re: Whats The Difference Between THICK And FAT by ikeno(m): 1:58pm On Dec 29, 2013
From your profile,I can sense your fear of ppl tell you that you look fat. Fear not,you don't look fat,but thick. cheesy

My 1 naira... grin cheesy
Romance › Re: The Worst Action Your Partner Took After A Breakup? by ikeno(m): 1:34pm On Dec 28, 2013
Why is it so difficult for some ppl to move on after a break up. Man no die,man no rotten.
Life continues.
Food › Re: Need Your Advice by ikeno(m): 8:44am On Dec 28, 2013
Sachet germs water.
Culture › Re: Hot Pictures From Calabar Festival 2013 by ikeno(m): 8:24am On Dec 28, 2013
colourful cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Less Than 2 Weeks After My First Job Appointment, Got Another Job by ikeno(m): 10:21pm On Dec 27, 2013
[quote author=papa_nnamdi]After you don chop firstfruit wey go purge ur belle.,
OP congrats ooh, dis one na double double
Meanwhile, I still get flat for labour market, God pls make january my month of testimony oooh.. Plus tomoros bet.. hehehehe...[/quote]No cum put sand,sand 4 mi garri oo.
Crime › Re: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by ikeno(m): 9:55pm On Dec 27, 2013
Crixina: Wetin dey baffle me be say these 419 them dey use the same punch line,abi them no get another pattern.
Still yet mugu go fall. Na because dem they see customer make dem never change their MO.
Crime › Re: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by ikeno(m): 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2013
zicky: I b der Customer, 1st met dem 2004 snce different set hav bin approaching Ṁ̭̥̈̅̄ε̲̣̣̣̥ with same lyrics, I gat tell d last guy say mak dem go research new lyrics. D guyz dey look face,
So u be there customers. You beta go your villa make dem wash that spirit comot. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: 100 Things You Didn't Know In 2013 by ikeno(m): 9:19pm On Dec 27, 2013
So you expect me to read all that poo...in your dreams.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Teenager Dies In Indian Prison by ikeno(m): 9:11pm On Dec 27, 2013
odua boy: why must your kinsmen always flee from their homeland?
What have your Govt done 4 them?
Romance › Re: How To Know You Are A Wowo Girl: by ikeno(m): 8:47pm On Dec 27, 2013
@op, you just committed plagiarism.
Romance › Re: How To Know You Are A Wowo Girl: by ikeno(m): 8:33pm On Dec 27, 2013
Guykhena: . O really? huh That's what ugly girls say to comfort themselves,,imagine a ugly girl who makes onions cry
grin grin grin yabisco
Politics › Re: Barack Obama Is Not The First American Black President! by ikeno(m): 8:21pm On Dec 27, 2013
Obama still remain the first black skin with pure black ancestors.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Less Than 2 Weeks After My First Job Appointment, Got Another Job by ikeno(m): 7:55pm On Dec 27, 2013
Thank God for you. You kwn how we do it here na.

First month salary is for the support of the ministry. grin grin

The God that did it for you,will surely do it for me.
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Getting Married To Another Man Next Year,wht Should I Do. by ikeno(m): 7:40pm On Dec 27, 2013
What will you do!...Stop the marriage?

She has not agreed to be your g/f.
Even if she's your g/f,its not certain that you will get married to her in the future.

Just let her be and wish her the best.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Teenager Dies In Indian Prison by ikeno(m): 7:12pm On Dec 27, 2013
...and naija is a safe haven for them.
Crime › Re: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by ikeno(m): 6:58pm On Dec 27, 2013
But wait oo,dis ppl wer da do dis biznex da luk face o. Dem don c u as fyn boi wer luk tame na em mak dem approach u.

If na me wer mi face strong lyk Olumo Rock,wer nid money pass FG. Dem cum approach,I go 1st giv am dirty slap wer go mak am go hell fire cum back.

Nxt tym e no go do dat biznix again. angry angry

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