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Sports / Re: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by Ikmonie92: 9:03pm On May 14, 2023
[quote author=obembet post=123125687]

One of my colleagues in office used to argue that Messi can’t perform outside Barcelona and I’m trying to understand that, example Ronaldo won golden boot in England, Spain and Italy but Messi even farmers league he can’t do everything since two seasons ago.

So I don't blame PSG fans, they only overrated Messi. They think he will deliver them in Champion league 🏆 but the boy was no where to be find, expecially against Bayern Munich, thank God they didn't face Manchester United or Manchester City.

The only way for Messi to be relevant again is to go back to Barcelona where he's WiFi works.

You no just get sense simple, how old is Messi now?
Politics / Re: Labour Party's Senators-Elect And Reps-Elect Won't Defect — National Chairman by Ikmonie92: 7:12am On Mar 30, 2023
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Politics / Re: New Photos Of LP Candidate, Peter Obi And Yusuf Datti Baba Ahmed by Ikmonie92: 3:22am On Aug 04, 2022
SmellyNyash:
And u will not live to witness this day
Amen
Culture / Re: Late Alaafin’s Wives Show Off New Houses by Ikmonie92: 3:30am On Jun 21, 2022
IamWonderful:
I know most idiots and absent brains IPOB miscreants and nincompoops will misinterpret the news despite the alaafin wives were thanking him for the gifts
Eleribu ni e

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Family / Re: Can A Man Give A Lady ₦400,000 Just Like That & Not Ask For Anything In Return? by Ikmonie92: 4:11pm On Jan 10, 2022
Afamsi:
Collect N400,000 now and pay N400,000,000 later. If you know you know
If you don’t gerrit forget about it.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari: I Am Expecting Nigerians To Say 'this Man Has Done His Best' by Ikmonie92: 10:35pm On Jan 06, 2022
post=109144388:
That is for Sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians to say.

Wailers, AKA Children of hate, frustrations and perdition will always wail.
No matter what.
They can never be happy.
Happiness can never be found in their dictionary.

But Sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians see the difference between now and the 16 years of looting, thieving and corruption,
We want you to do more, cos more work need to be done for this nation to move forward.
Vut never we will go back to the 16 years of blind looting.
Never again in the history of our nation.

Slow and steady we will get to the nation of our dreams.
E no go just better for you and your family and people wey like you from now till the end of this year.
Politics / Re: Maina: EFCC & Prison Officials Clash Over Who Should Detain Ex Pension Boss by Ikmonie92: 7:42pm On Nov 08, 2021
hedonido:
Someone has been officially sentenced to prison, but the EFCC officials are still dragging what exactly? Nigeria. Irredeemable country.
See that idiot on suit acting like he has no boss. Nigeria is just so annoying. Make everybody just getat sef
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Matriculation Day At The University Of Oxford, England (Photos) by Ikmonie92: 2:00am On Oct 19, 2021
[quote author=EmekaBlue post=106839857]I bet one or two of those black boys there are Nigerians and purely on merit

But nowadays who Send school like that. If You like go Moonford or Marsford university...if You no get link or luck/grace nothing for you especially in this shithole called Nigeria

Money rules even a street man can become the richest from scratch e.g Obi cubana trending now might finally only have only O level
Eleribu somebody
Romance / Re: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by Ikmonie92: 2:36pm On Oct 15, 2021
Demigod22:
I know you are bigger than #200 airtime, you should have ignored her, or educate her on why she should not be asking someone she turned down for a favor.
Getat
Romance / Re: Lady Sleeps With Her Ex-Boyfriend's Father, Mocks Her Ex (Video) by Ikmonie92: 4:33am On Oct 07, 2021
JaneYave:
A man that sleeps with the son's girlfriend has no sense too. Infact, men are the main cause of women's silliness.
cry cry baby ntoor
Business / Re: Soaring Cost Of Flour: Bakeries Begin Shutdown by Ikmonie92: 2:42am On Oct 07, 2021
PARADIZEPRIEST:
YOU PPL KEEP CALLIN BUHARI.BUHARI IS NO FINANCE MINISTER,HIS NOT CBN GOVERNOR IS THAT CLEAR? YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ABOUT HIS ECONOMIC TEAM AND POLICY HOLDERS.
WHEN JONA AND OBASANJO WAS THERE THEM CALL OKONJO EVERYDAY! WHEN WHN EVEN IBB WAS THERE HE USED PROF SAM ALUKO (ECONOMIST).
NIGERIA NEEDS OYIBO-TRAINED ECONOMIST WEY E HEAD CORRECT.CLAMOUR FOR WORLDCLASS ECONOMISTS!NOT DULLARD LIKE ZAINABI.
MR PRESIDENT BRING IN ECONOMIST WITH INTERNATIONAL CLOUT TO TAKECHARGE AND REVAMP NAIJA ECONOMY TO BOOMS RECOVERY.angryLET OKONJA RECOMMEND. angryMAKE UNA GET SENSE MY NAIJA PPL TO ASK FOR THE RIGHT THING AND STOP D BLAME GAME.
Getat

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Boma Apologises To Tega's Husband As He Receives Death Threats by Ikmonie92: 4:13pm On Sep 08, 2021
CandyOps:


If you no like the show just say so. Nobody will flog u which one be say na Runs Girl show again? Besides, 10 million naira reach for me to sell my wife seff e come be 90 million.

"C'mon, stop playing with me man!" in Micheals voice
Getat
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Why I Attended Obi Cubana Mother’s Burial In Anambra by Ikmonie92: 8:56pm On Jul 17, 2021
Pauldollars:
DCP Abba Kyari has no business attending such a social function. He's neither a customer nor patronizes his hospitality and entertainment outfits. Except otherwise sent for security purposes or get more intel.
Getat
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari At The Burial Of Obi Cubana's Mother (Pictures) by Ikmonie92: 3:21am On Jul 17, 2021
Kzinne:
This culture is disgusting. This is why out of six female Bank MDs in Nigeria at the moment- 5 are Yoruba women. In the yeast women are clearly relegated to the background while the men do whatever it takes to make money including dubious dealings to make noise and take care of the sit at home trophy dumb wife and children. Disgusting people
As e dey sweet us e go dey pain dem as e dey pain dem e dey sweet us.

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Politics / Re: Jalingo: ECOWAS Court Awards N30m Against Buhari Administration For Torture by Ikmonie92: 9:43am On Jul 10, 2021
Imokay:



You must find a way to drag Buhari into misdeeds of Ayade, why are you afraid to drag PDP when they mess up?
It will reduce your stipend for inline war right?
Keep shut buhari pikin
Politics / Re: See What Governor Yahaya Bello Has Turned FFK To (Photo) by Ikmonie92: 2:56am On Jun 19, 2021
Ikmonie92:

Na dog go chop your mouth. Your mini no get rival.
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Ikmonie92:

Na dog go chop your mouth. Your mini no get rival.
quote author=itoPaction post=102850749]Incoming President and Vice President!! May Allah bless Alhaji Yahaya Bello, the only youth capable of becoming the next President angry[/quote]
Na dog go chop your mouth. Your mumu no get rival.
Politics / Re: Biafra, Oduduwa Citizens Would Not Be Valued Like Nigerians - Obasanjo by Ikmonie92: 4:56am On Jun 11, 2021
Kings999:
Make igbos go first... You can join Yorubas and fulanis in Nigeria...
Don’t mind the ewu ohia
Politics / Re: "Twitter Suspension? I Will Keep That To Myself" - Buhari by Ikmonie92: 1:22am On Jun 11, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:
Hmmm. He is a wise old man. Since Twitter has reached out to FG, let's allow them to sort it out and in due time get an update.
Unlike his enemies who hate him because of his tribe,religion and stand against corruption , he is calm and wise in all situations, he is not corrupt ,proud ,arrogant and loquacious like them.
God bless President Muhammadu Buhari. God bless Nigeria.All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las. They always lose yesterday, today and for ever. visit www.freestuffsng.com to hunt for freebies. May God bless my fatherland Nigeria.
Oro pawpaw
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives In Lagos by Ikmonie92: 1:20am On Jun 11, 2021
Sebastine1994:
long live the president.

how come the helicopter did not crash.

young people should understand this president very well. he means well for us all.

he might show special preference for his own people, fine and good. human being are like that, we are sentimental creatures.

95% of osibanjos aides are yoruba.

let us just support him and bid him farewell.

leadership is not easy, ordinary chairman of lay readers wanted to blind me because I asked him some questions.

half of those idiots who condemn football players on screen will fumble with the ball in real life.

I must not always be intimidated by the majority to join the madness.

that was how you were condemning Jonathan, now you call him a saint

You will call buhari a saint after his tenure.

For my Igbo brothers. Greed is a powerful force to unite enemies to work together. but in our own case, greed has worked against us. Igbos are not United. if dangote was an Igbo man, so many shareholders will be killed overnight. that is why Igbos don't do partnership.


Put your house in order first, chase political power too and all other things shall be added unto you. Igbos alone have a net worth of 20 billion dollars. use the power
Storymen!!!
Politics / Re: El-Rufai's Supporters Stage A Counter Protest In Kaduna (Photos) by Ikmonie92: 4:02pm On May 19, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
Arewa stand for Baba Elrufai...


Agent of destructions are after kaduna state!!


Even in war, you don't shut down Power Source and Medical Centres. That's not against the Govt, that's against THE PEOPLE of Kaduna.

This NLC move yesterday was evil. All medical personnel involved shouldn't just be sacked, they should be prosecuted!

In Elrufai we stand!!
When you are mad, you are mad they don’t need to tell you that you are mad. In all you are a madman.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AS Roma Appoints Jose Mourinho As Head Coach by Ikmonie92: 4:56pm On May 04, 2021
Officialgarri:
I hope he performs better here.

Handing Tottenham to Mourinho is similar to handing an already PDP bastardized Nigeria to President Buhari and expect a miracle in 5 years

Blame the present government not the previous, ewu ohia.
Crime / Re: Pictures And Video From Amotekun Inauguration In Ogun State by Ikmonie92: 2:33am On Apr 03, 2021
Unrated900:
Had it been Kanu was sensible he would have achieve the best for his co Igbos.
Instead he went all around insulting the whole of Nigeria calling them names

Las las he brought out ESN which is a terrorist group disbanded by the federal govt.


If only tribe that plays sense is the Yorubas

Because they might tag them foolish but they are the wisest
Oro pawpaw
Autos / Re: 2003 Lexus Es300 Less Than A Year Used @1.8m Only by Ikmonie92: 10:49am On Mar 27, 2021
This ride neat abeg...
Happy sales
Politics / Re: Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq Meets Owners Of Businesses Affected In Friday's Looting by Ikmonie92: 10:28am On Oct 28, 2020
csn01:
The Lord is with us, all the time, in difficulty and in goodness, he is with us, he is Emmanuel. Amen.

Please, there people of humility and modesty, is it right to sit like this in the midst of dignitaries?
Na people like you dey cause problem for Nigeria. Just mind your business and drink some water.
Crime / Re: Indigenous People Of Abuja Give EndSARS Protesters 48 Hours To Vacate Roads by Ikmonie92: 5:33pm On Oct 19, 2020
JidennaJason:
If the young man leading those cowards knows what is good for him, he should tender an apology to the protesters and return the stipends given to him by one sai baba moronic minister residing there.


A word for the wise is enough.
Tell am ooo no long story for evening mass.
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Warns Wike, Others: We Don’t Want Godfathers For Our Governor by Ikmonie92: 12:52pm On Sep 30, 2020
Redhot111:


Receive sense and brain in jesus' name

Amen
Politics / Re: Obaseki Visits Buhari, Says It Will Be Immoral To Return To APC by Ikmonie92: 7:47pm On Sep 25, 2020
Philipponzaghi:


What are we going to do about Ikpeazu?

I heard he turned Abia into a shit hole and he doesn’t even have the luxury to go out of the state because I heard he will sink into potopoto infested roads if he dare to go out.




Liar liar! All of Abia is a shithole with pigsty environment both federal and state roads.

There are lot of states that sometimes construct federal roads and the government will reimburse them later so what is Ikpeazu’s excuse?

You guys are slaves to PDP, even if they burn all the state to the ground, the Stockholm syndrome will still show.

Yeye so e still dey pain you say PDP don collect Edo... Go and hug the nearest transformer make we know say one idiot don leave the human race.
Politics / Re: Edo Governorship Election 2020 Results From Vanguard by Ikmonie92: 7:44pm On Sep 19, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Ehor in uhunwmode local government
Apc 70
Pdp 203

Ugha in uhunwmode local government
Apc 75
PDP 156


That is my local government of origin son
I stay in pz, sapele road in Benin city bombing and huzzling.... but once he reach time like this to take go back to your root...I nor dey hesitate...as i dey type so...i dey my village...

600 years of blessing for u

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Business / Re: The Business That Changed My Life!!! by Ikmonie92: 3:37pm On Sep 12, 2020
ejire042:
This year started with its own challenges and struggles. I was ready to take with all resolve and make the best out of it for my beautiful wife and my lovely kids.
Things were going all right and it was so much joy for what I had achieved in the first few months of the year.
I had high expectations and I knew things will take a favourable turn for my family this year.
Then COVID-19 crept in and it all took a nosedive. Every hope I had gradually started losing steam. The lockdown just made me helpless. The little savings I had was drained in days. I thought I would be able to offset my piling debts but none of that was going to happen.
Then somehow I got an INFORMATION that TOTALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.
I had all reasons not to key in to that info. I just believed my good friend that brought it my way.
All I needed to do was just invest 6 thousand naira. I had nothing to lose. I gave that SEED out and it grew like a tree planted by the river side.
I will not bore you with stories.
I will just end by saying I made like 6 thousand DOLLARS…. Yes I said DOLLARS not NAIRA. In 2-3 months.
Yes I heard it…I can hear you say it. ‘them don come again’’. Well seeing is believing
All I want to say is that if you want to have this same experience as I did, just send me your whatsapp number. I will gladly give you the info.

NO SCAMS! NO PONZI!! NO 419!!!
100% LEGIT.

LIKE I SAID IF YOU WANT ME TO FILL YOU IN
SEND YOUR WHATSAPP LINE. AND I WILL OPEN UP THE SECRET.
FREE OF CHARGE!!!

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Continue making your money till you overtake Dangote.

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Politics / Re: Edo 2020: Kwankwaso Campiagns For Obaseki by Ikmonie92: 12:01pm On Sep 12, 2020
Susu888:
I really liked Kwankwasiya but kwankwaso fall hand! Why campaign for obaseki? Showing up was enough solidarity why brain wash edo hausa's to vote for a man who doesn't give a fvck about them? Nigga is a self centered , narrow minded nd violent slowpoke!
Iyamu would treat them better for sure.

APC wailer identified... Continue crying

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Crime / Re: Video: Moment Irate Youths Chase Security Operatives Away In South East by Ikmonie92: 4:15am On Sep 06, 2020
noleflendum:
They are Biafra thugs
E no go better for you for that shit wey u just talk.
Politics / Re: Who is most likely to prosper/fail? North S•east, S•west, S•south. (pictures) by Ikmonie92: 3:28am On Sep 05, 2020
muykem:
South east is landlocked, it will fail woefully.
See where your sense carry you go. Useless afonja

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