₦airaland Forum

Two Vice presidents in the same room but come o! who is the fake VP among them ?

My bad if its so.

cuvox:
oga easy... the dude is being sarcastic

what utterly bull .

DaFlash:
I dont trust brits, the guy is a double agent for the brits selling intels to them for peanaut seems we dont value INTEL here in nigeria if not boko boys would have been history thanks to a smart presido he understands that. SAI BABA.

yes O ,our first lady come 2019

chukwudi44:
Wow!! See class!! Our future first lady in action.Haters are going to have heart attack at this news.

here we go again lol

GodMode:
Most comedians claim warri

Itsekiri is a part of yoruba tribe.. Just like the Awori, ijebu e.t.c

MadCow1:
1. PETROL Stations.. I have not seen people doing this except Pedestrians walking through a Filling station.

2. My Bank allows me use my phone inside the bank as most times some information required by the bank needs to be phoned in.

3. Places of worship: Why can't I use my phone in church? I use my phone in church as my Bible is in my phone and I only answer important calls in there in a way that it does not constitute a nuisance to others.

4. When driving: As long as you are using hands free, it's alright.

5. In Class: That's just stupiid.

6. Toilet.. rubbish yarns

for number three I think its more like answering calls not using it for Apps like Online bible on your phone

Get ready for 2019 as Buhari role in this Government is John the baptist . The real President of Nigeria is scheming and forming his team for 2019.
Watch this space

Really , what planet you on , as its happening every day at the moment.

klem93:
I said it that nothing like kidnapping is permitted under the regime of #SaiBuhari Happy Sallah OOOOo ye Musulumi ododo

I pity SLOT clients/ Customers . Their fees will now go up to pay for this car for someone that cannot produce a hit record since Oliver Twist

happening very soon. Already Nigerians dey for boat heading to Europe .

omooba969:
@bolded,

In ur dreams!!!

Yes the mandate to make sure the south never have the presidency ever again and to make sure Nigeria is referred to as an Arab state.
All people in the south Unite and kick this guy out.

luvmijeje:
Op,you're a noisemaker. The President is on the right path and I'll be sincerely shock if he doesn't deliver on his mandate at the end of 4years.

So why have you not punish Tinubu or Obasanjo ? oh Saraki is not son of the soil

Ilekeh:
Never support any politician. Let him answer to the court. If the court finds him guilty, let him pay for his crimes.

Unlike Igbos, Yorubas use the same hand they use to feed their children to apply punishment.

"He's our son, but if he misbehaves, he will be punished".

Igbos go say "he's our son, let's look the other way. No witch hunting".

some info below ,and there are still many other ways

http://www.androidcentral.com/how-use-your-usb-flash-drives-nexus-7-root
http://www.cnet.com/how-to/how-to-use-external-storage-to-expand-unexpandable-android-phones/

damton:
Really, educate me

They will still get a Hardcopy . The suitation i'm talking about is more like a doctor in a Hospital doing his rounds seeing patients .

basille:
You are right. I Never thought of that. Nigerian doctors need to implement this. But what if the patients needs to take the file home? Won't they give them a hardcopy of the files, and if they do what then becomes the need of the doctor showing them the files via a tablet.

Your totally wrong there unless its a IPad.

damton:
You cannot use flash drive and copy or write on a disc on a tab. Inotherwords, there is no substitution for laptop yet

Tablets can do a lot . Maybe not in nigeria but Doctors abroad can get results and show patients their X ray , MRI scan , blood test and many more in front of them then shuffling files . Can do a lot for geologist and many other professions .

basille:
Lol. Tablets are the most redundant piece of tech invented (excluding hybrids that can function as laptops or run Windows OS).
I mean, what is the aim of getting a tablet (other than reading PDF's) if it does not have the computational capabilities of a PC or if your smartphone can do everything it can?
The only tablets i consider worth buying is an iPad because of it can function as a Digital audio workstation.

God bless you my Guy . Premium ko lol

nani667:
Seems the OP needs to revisit and brush up on his definition of "Premium".... That phone is nowhere near premium..... The topic should just read "Tecno is Hiking their prices and it's frightening"...

please show some compassion . Not everyone are strong like you .

Houseofglam7:
He hung himself coz of 25 thousand quids?
His corpse should be shot in the head as well!
I can't help but feel no pity for people who commit suicide!!!

Tenco Premium ? ha ha ha ha ha lol

You really are talking crap

Ymodulus:
@keestelove

Because the Governor of Delta state dresses like an Igbo Man does not make him Igbo.

Any one can dress any way he wishes. It's fashion and desire for favour. It's politics

Op is there an ethnic group called Delta?
Let's be reasonably here. Delta is a state not a tribe or ethnic group.
In Delta state there are lots of ethnic groups like Igbo, Urhobo, Itsekiri to name a few.

OP, I suggest you study the meaning of 'ethnic group' and rewrite your post or study Nigerian history before the white man arrived in Nigeria and also before the creation of states.
Be enlightened

Fake list

how by Masturbation ?

To all the indomie children on nairaland shouting Sai Buhari,
1983/84 Buhari started an Economical policy that made things so hard that we had to queue in every street in Nigeria for essential commodities like Omo and bathing soap .The Govt back then sends trucks to your neighbourhood where you queue to buy stuff like soap and rice. Buhari had no solution to the economic hardship before he got overthrown. Prepare for them harsh days to come back as yet[b] AGAIN [/b]Buhari has no solution just like 1984

Good decision in your own world . I'm really sorry for this country . As Fela once said Solider go solider come.

Obasanjo -- Go and Come
Buhari----- Go and Come
Police go and come
please feel free to add names

oh 2019 which solider go enter

Keneking:
Great


"For those who do not know, Zakari Biu was the hatchet man of the late tyrant and Nigeria’s former Military Head of State, General Sani Abacha. Biu was in charge of Abacha’s Anti-Terrorism Task Force". This is irrelevant in the context..

PM Newspaper needs to apologize to this officer for the wrong representation of facts. Nonsense editorial from an afternoon newspaper

Sai Buhari...good decision

With one statement Okorocha , can NEVER be respected again among Igbo people ever again

You really don't know what you are staying .You are speaking out of ignorance. God forgive you.

musKeeto:
Better worship a god that loves crackers. Not the one that became his own Son and killed himself. For himself .

That is no Grasscutter , that my friend is a Rat whey just chop finish

$2 million contract Just out of nothing . This story get the biggest K leg in history.

I really pity this country . Fela you knew this all along .Solider go solider come

look at yourself .Obasanjo who has destroyed this country since the 70s is now wiggling his way into another Govt to bring his chaos and destruction and all you can come up with is your comment below. Can I ask you two questions please Are you educated ? and can you afford three square meals? because if you can answer yes to both questions then you should be able to be more objective with national issues
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MillionDollars:
the best leader Nigeria has experienced,, wailing wailers!!! do ur usual!!!