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faketan:
Nnenne omere gi gini. Ikomi onye obula ihur itagide ya (_{what did she do?}

Umuigbo look at ohhhh. How can someone be working for Vodafone and send his time sheet for wages to Orange.

Faketan is ur name NnnenneIgbooooo? Not ur fault, even Adam fell for the same temptation.  

presido1:
hmmmmmmmmmm onu m sharrap

Good idea.

I dont see Romance in the dictionary of any Nigerian language. I think what we are used to is making babies and getting down to business,

spoilt:
There's yam to be pounded, water to be fetched, children to be backed, yards to be swept and conjugal duties to be mechanically performed. We are too exhausted to be romantic!

And the man goes out to get the money. Shikena.

NnenneIgbo stop messing about. Stop messing abbbbbooooouuuuuuutttttttuuu.  

Ifyalways are u in Ivory Coast or UK?

ifyalways:
@ikomi i maghi ihe i mere mu?anyway ikpe mu na gi ga adiba na eluigwe.am sure na ekpecha di ikpe i ga adikwa guilty.i hulanu otu i siri kpom ugwo?i mere ndi enyi gi invite to party but i kpoghi m.ya diba.nsogbu adighi n'ihi na ara kwu oto MUST kpasuola boys iwe !

Aran gi okwu oto? Please let us know, I mean let me know. Nna boys Ify ga starti kwa ihe na ogaeee ebuli. Ify adikwa dim bad. I mean adim heavy.

The last two that tried me had to write a book. Which is now a best seller. One of the titles is Hammer House of Ikomi. Av not recovered from the last trial. Am preparing for the next games.

Ify hapu m aka. Am warning u now

Am planing a get together party for my friends this christmas. Presido and Faketan am not sure if both of u can make it since we are not sure your location as it reads UK.

Does your UK stand for Ukraine, Uzbekistan or United Kingdom? Please lets know ASAP.

Ohh I forgot to mention the get together party is in Heaven, strictly by invitation.

Romeo can u make it? 

ifyalways:
@uncle Ikomi,i ma na i ghola agadi but o bughi enough reasons for you i kwu okwu anyhow.ole ihe i mere mean by fake fanny?fake is fake for the fake people and real to real people, o kwa i na anu?uncle nsi na ahuhu.

Umuigbo unu juoo kwa Ify ngbenileee what I have done to her, I was only talking to Faketan. Is your name Faketannnn? 


Romeeoooooo Hi  Since u don't say hello anymore.

faketan:
mana o bughi Ikpogi LovePeddler.

I will not call my enemy LovePeddler.

Well your initial reaction was not like someone who will take it as a joke. whatever. . .vooooom. . .I'm out of this place

Look Fake your always interpreting things u don't have a clue about. That is exactly how u interpreted Hua, that am sure u have never heard before. You're always planting weeds where there are Roses, am watching u. No wonder u chose a dodge name. Faketan I can not even call my enemy that name and yet u placed it upon yourself.

Faketan was the name for crippled soldiers and naval officers with leprosy when I was in the second battalion in the first world war.   

Faketan and if your name is to be logically re-arranged it would come out to mean Take Fanny. That tells me the kind of thought thats going on in your head.  

Who lives near Willesden am on my way to that end in the next couple of weeks anyone care for cofee? 

Fake do u mind us sharing a cup? Dont worry ad pay for u dodge giz. If I can't pay for full cup ad tell them to give u half cup. So are u coming out or not?

chychy:
Abum onye Igbo

Congratulations. 

Now i know why Ohafia, Ngwa or Obowu is one of the richest economy, rich in mineral resources in Igbo Land. How many golds, or silver have u mined there? Answer me.

ifyalways:
na lie oooo ikomi.i disagree with you sam sam.a good soilder is know for bringing home HEADS and not STORIES.

In my days I never brought back heads. One of the laws says Thou shall not kill. If u bring back heads, u tell me how u can ask for forgiveness of ur sins when the evidence of ur sin is still hanging in ur back yard.

In my days my speciality was taking prisoners, female prisoners. lol. This is how I made a lot of friends, because each time am coming home, my friends know I have a gift for them. But I always warned them that the women must be treated fairly, since they would be there wives.

I didn't keep much for myself, as that may wear me out, if u know what I mean. I only had about lets say 100 wives.

Look Ify its a long story.

ifyalways:
biko ,a na m esi nri mgbe a na agba ya.a na m a sutara ikomi akpu mgbe a na agba di boolu.ole scores?ka chi foo nu.anyi ga ahu na ulo uka.

ifyalways:
ikomi eeya.e nweghi m akpu,e nwere m nri ji na ofe nsala.

Ma iwegi akpu ikwuo, iwere akpu u say. Stop jumping from have and have not.

I hope na Faketan na emekwagi ofuma, this one that u dont know when to say yes or no. As the saying goes a woman that doesn't know when to say yes or no must be lacking brilliant ***. Owengi ihe nkwuru.

presido1:
This is why you are nicknamed IKOCRACY. You fought Biafra War we lost, you fought Ngwa War they lost, with moondust you lost as well. I made you my chief Security Office, i lost my former name. Its like Ikomi is synonimous with loosers. Now you have turned to Reincanation. Hunger is a very terible thing expecially when you are hungry of Akpu and ofe egwusi. Ikomi please look for the nearest FOOD IS READY and choplet on my account. Then start looking for the OWD before i loose my tempa. Okwa isi na igaghi enye m the music, how are you anyway.

@Presido

A good soldier is not known by the number of wars they won, its the number they fought and still hang around to tell the story that matters. For whoever is brave enough to face challenges and still come out at the other side must be loved by God himself.

Thank your stars I did'nt come across you as your chief security officer. I would have shot u down myself, and save your enemies the trouble. 

Listen up u two Ifyalways and Presido. I have fought wars, dance before war is a sort of moral booster.

When Ohafia fought the Ngwas, I was with the Obowus. Look The Ngwas with there arrows and longer spears would have conquered the Ohafias if not for the Obowus timely intervention. So finally when the Obowus (the regiment I was with) restored peace we all danced. The Ohafias first danced, the Ngwas next then the Obowus, before we did a combined dance, now known as the Ohawungwa dance.

So u see this is how I came about the 4 different dance steps in its original times which is quite different from what is obtainable today. Look guys am talking about the 18th century. Hang on, I know your next question.

How come u were alive then?

Its called reincarnation.  Who are u to doubt that? 

fesse:
@Ikomi
Kee ka odi?(how far), Kee ka eluigwe di? Ana m ekele gi, ya diri gi na mma. Biko kelere m Chineke na ndi muo nso nile nke kachasi ugwu Nne muru Jesu(Virgin Mother) etc.

I will pass ur message to ndi muo nso that I am with, but I have a problem with that of Chineke and (virgin mother). Am not worthy to see those yet. lol.

Anom na first gate. The tenth gate wu ebe saint Peter nno. Me and some other new recruits are Manning the first gate, so I will pass ur message to those am with, they are all muo nsos too. I hope ur happy with that.

ifyalways:
ikomi i lotara?ije gi these days dikwa kirikoro.mu e lewenu gi oooo

Yeah alotaram, but ahu adighim. Doctors si nam ga agbali loo(swallow) akpu with ofe egusi. So am looking forward to that. Iweren akpu? If u dont have akpu iwe ga abia kwa muoo, cos awum onye iwe nna ewe.

Umunne na unmunna Ikomi na ekele kwa. He is wishing u all the happiest of everything.

He gives his love with a song as u all know.

Bless u all. And remember to always show your good qualities as Igbos. For good quality would be known amongst your enemies even before u meet them my friends.

Be good with good people
Be gentle with gentle people
Be loving with loving people
Be kind with kind people
Be happy with happy people
Be nice to nice people
And dont hesitate: To be ruthless with ruthless people
Be wicked with wicked people
The key is knowing the person your dealing with.

Presido okwa Ohafia War dance? Me and u would have to dance and fight the war first. Okwa gi?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52d20PK_Kyk

What might be reasonable to u might not be reasonable to me. What matters is how bad u need it and how far I go to get it. Then we can negotiate a price.

I think the best place for us to start is what your budget is.

Ohafia War Dance. I have NATO, AU and UN war dance at the moment. Do u want those?   

ifyalways:
Ikomi leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?ok kwa.

Wat has Ikomi done to u? Ikomi Oji gi ugwo? And if so egoo'le ka Ikomi ji gi?

Faketan warn kwa your gf. cos aka Ikomi nkpata ya, oga dikpa ya hot.

nnenneigbo:
m na emee nmenme(party, can't spel it) so u are all welcome, except onye ofe mmanu ahu(he know who he is )

Ahu adighim.  And I don't go to parties. 

Let Presido represent us all. lol

Am dedicating a song to Ifyalways and Faketan. Keep it going

Ifylayer. lol. That sounds good.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSCw9SU0-8&mode=related&search=

Love u two. Keep it real.

[size=15pt]Fake rules[/size].

Presido Wats ur problem. lol. State your problem.

Sorry oooh Ify I did'nt mean to upset u. bai bai

Inu ahu kpalam nsogbu.

Pres see wahala ohhhh. lol.

Pres how now? Pres owu gi ka ane kwu. lol.

Fake well done. lol.

Romeo has lost again. That boy ehnnn ehhhnnn.

ghettochyk:
@topic

who really cares? what difference does it make? wtf? hissss

Stay out of topics like this. Amaghim ihe ina achoghari. LOL

romeo:
You can stick the attention to the ass, who cares. Onye ofe mmanu

case closed!!!!!

     

Rowlandwhy. Ekene kazi kwam gi.

Ur wellcome dude. But dont forget that induction form.

And don't look at my face am always angry.

Yeah Pres anyi ga ahu laytah.

yeah. Always sucking ur teeth. and leaving me with non to play with. lol

U wanna sign on girl? lol.

Yeah I always thought as much. So when is it gonna be real u? lol

aight. as long as it u. lol