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rowlandwhy:
you guys are derailing from the thread topic
Please back to topic

Why don't u go get an induction form. Tosh still has some.

Hehehehehehe. Are u hissing at me. lol.

Very funny.

U know the thread is strictly for jokes. lol.

what u want to talk about.

Naaahhhh u dont. And we both know that.

And that keeps the spirit up. Doesn't it. I mean the warm weather. Could have been better if u were here.

We could make it warm without the weather. Wat u think? lol

Nice to hear that. U working today?

Its a beautiful day here, nice and warm.

Just to make sure I get ur consent b4 telling them real oofff. lol

How u doing girl?

romeo:
hahahahahahahahha "desperate husbands"

The fact is that u want attention. Which unfortunately am not ready to give.

Gheeettttoooobaby. Imma tell someone offf herree kwa ooooooohhhhhhhh maya wuru ship.

Ghettonne, ghettobaby I'mmma tell someone off here ohhh. Gbakpa haaa.

I dont think I owe u an obligation to make u understand.

Agam ala jere choro ihe nga mee onwem. Ebe obu na dim anagi egosim nam bu nke ya.

BabyOsisi laba. Jere choro ihe nga me owegi namu achogi zi gi.

Tosh nkwa gi ahu na ato pieces. 

Keeenu Osisi biko nu.

Osisi Lovvvvveeeeeeeeyyyyy. lol

Pres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onwere onye huturu pres?

Its called mixed emotions. Finally

Ghettooo iga akpachakwara anya. lol.

toshmann:
nke a bu nke ikomi na nwanyi alakuba ya

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HbcB7ffttWs&mode=related&search=

Tosh thats a wonderful song. Great rhythm great voice and very beautiful dancers.

I just don't agree with the theme though. Thats one part of the western culture I will always uphold. Ad rather leave the house for my wife and kids than send them unto the unknown. At least ad be sure if anyone is going to die of cold let it be me.
But fortunately its warm back home, so I could pass a few nights under the bridge. LOL.

But man the song sounds great.

One last thing. Kam chi se gi nchise Romeo.

The guy needs to be warned. I don't know ma igaa gbotapu ogbu nkapi (shrew). Cos echegi na nke oke gi ahu na work.
Gbooram Romeo ogwu nkapi the guy needs warning.

romeo:
hahahahahaha ugbua ka m ghotara na GC bu nwa Iraq

Court kwa? gini ka m mere? kedu asusu anyi ga use na court? chinese?

Ihuna ihe ndia ina ekwu ga etiye gi na nsogbu. U watch.

Hapu ihe gbasara Ikomi ka Ikomi hapu ihe gbasara gi. lol

U wait ka Tosh nbata, oga gboro gi pieces, no no no. Final.

Okpa gi. U watch.

presido1:
No coment yet.

Ohhh shut da f**k up. lol.


@Ghettochyk

Listen to this love. Dont mind the video, u could minimise the window, and just listen to the music. Put it at the maximum volume and u would feel the message. I like the song but love u more. lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_JCOiXWvJE

@Romeo

Igaa abia court. 

[size=16pt]Ubochi Nkwota[/size]

Mazi Romeo Igbolandia

Ubochi ikpea maaka na ituru onye ikpe umuo, igaa ewota:

Anu nchi iri.

Nwa Okuko asa.

Obele agu ato.

Anu agbo abuo.

Anu udele ato.

Hand this all to Toshman, ka owere gboro gi ogwu oke. lol

Tosh makia sure na ogwu oke ahu aga'e meya ihe obula until he answers to the court on Orie day.

After that day weere Mazi Romeo Igboladia meere ihe sorogi.

Coooooouuuuuuurrrrrrrtttttt.

nnenneigbo:
some one else dooru the did with me but i bought the buggy myself, what is so confusing to u eh ikomi. nwa nka sef

Ikpe aga ekpe tata wu ikpe Nwa oma ana akpo NnenneIgbo.

Ikpe gbasara NnnenneIgbo na onye dooorrruuuuu the did with NnenneIgbo.

Tupu Ikpeaaa amalie, lol. Anyi na akpo ndiaaa oku:

Mazi Romeo

Mazi Faketan

Mazi Pres

Na Honourable Mazi Monsheeee ( Ajuo Woke)

To appear nihi nwa dishi ulo ikpeaaa. Na ubochi eke, _{Osisi should we make it Orie} ^Good

Na ubochi Orie.

Onye nahugi na Ubochi Orie ga kpu puku naira iri na asato. _{Holy Moses}

Right. Let the case commence.

Nne ina azuru onwe gi buggy are u solely responsible 4 d bom boi too? 

Nne kam lakpuo b4 me kwute ozo here.

Good night.

Izuru onwe gi buggy. Odi kwa traggic.

Oooooooooooohhhhhh maya wuru train.

Nga ele CCTV. Am sure na owugi, u just dont want to say na owugi so we dont ask who bought the buggy, which will lead to asking onye we the nwa.

Ujo abila Monsheee, am sure.

Onwegi onye ngwara, I said am not sure ma owugi. Dats all I said.

Owu gi?

I mean I wu gi, ji the buggy?

Onwegi ihe Ikomi kwuru, I was just trying to put everybody right. 

Anughi amako asiri. I dont even know what asiri means. 

Pres ejerem 4:00am mass. 

Its more like the kettle calling pot black. lol

But with modern day cookers (methane burners) mixed with Microwave, mordern day kettles might dare to call old pots black.

Pres ekelem gi. lol

Fake how now?

Romeo how una dey?

faketan:
O dika nwa Iraq amutaala etu esi asu igbo. O domma nu. Nne kedu ka imere. I hapuru di gi olakpuo with you.

Jisie ike na-elezi ya anya

Good thinking. I like dat.

Good night man

Good night Romeo. Ka odi echi oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh maya wuru Train.

faketan:
Ikomium how far?

For ur info Ikomi abana. Ahurum ya oge olapuru, osim bia sigi goodnight.

So Faketan goodnight

Ur wellcome anytime dude.

But dont forget to mention Romeo in the greetings to Nnnenne.

Tell her we all missed her. Gwa ya everything good about us. But in all carry Romeos message near her heart. Inugo

presido1:
Do u know the meaning of ahamuefula for efik
ahamuefula=akpan
so u are Akpan.

Maybe thats the short and long of it. Thats not too bad, ebe oga aka njo wu yawuru Okon. lol

Ikpo nu ya, u confirm the buggy story. Kele ya ohhhh, sia na Romeo kele kwa ra.

presido1:
make i sleep so that i go fit wake up mid night.
onye iwe na ewe dokaa panti ya.
achorom ima ncho godu ima nga ebe ima.

Very true.

Sia na Romeo kelekpara ya. Even Fake.

Good night bro.

presido1:
hapuru num my 1st lady.

Awwwww i lovuru nnenne nka.

Ikpola ya na phone tata.