₦airaland Forum

nwando:
who are you mad at?
The girl that wants to marry and come to America or the men lying through their teeth ?
People should just be honest,that's all.

If a man lives in an efficiency/studio apartment meaning the type where im parlour,kitchen and bedroom all dey one place,make im tell the girl so.
If he's flipping totillas at Taco Bell,let him say it.
A woman that loves you will still love you.
Why tell a girl you're this and that and she comes here and finds out she's been lied to.
That's so unfair.

any girl that was deceived this way should actually wonder what other lies they've been told.
His birthday may not even be real

You you you since the day I told you am making progress, that av moved from living in boxes on the street to a canoe on the channel, have you ever said hello to me again, after you went to those high end restaurant and shops with me. Now that you've discovered am not what you want but who you want. Unfortunately who I am does not matter, it is what I am that matters you have turned your back.

But seriously Nwando for whoever is deceived, there was the will to be cheated.

akara:
What became of them after the public humiliation? Just wondered.

They went back to there act. "He that is down needs fear no fall". Except falling objects.

ghettochyk:
I logged on just to say that: obi oma pkara m igwu ihe i (chinenyeN) dere ngaa. It was so easy and clear to read! lol!! Jisie ike!! damn that made sooo happy to read. lololol! and Welcome to ebe ndi igbo anyi n'agbako.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls7ila3srzI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh9j0-Ey3kw

Fakeoooooooooooo, oboy u much, like we used to say. 

So u were a kegite member ehhhhhhhh. Fakeooooooo, oboy u too much.

You know I was a member too, I only withdrew my membership when I read President Robert Mugabe's words it goes thus: "Why should a man take pleasure in loosing a moment of sanity". 

The second picture looks good. May I ask who its up for. Pres? 

Fakeooooooooooo, oboy u still much. 

Al leave u with the song

Solo solo ehhhh
solo manman solo

solo solo ehhhh
solo manman solo

unu ahukwala solo ehhhh
solo manman solo

Solo solo ehhhh
solo manman solo

presido1:
Ify odika fake no nga ya lakpoo anyi akpaa oo.

Dis boy isi na igaa hapu Ifyalways, ha si na nke Ifyalways na ato ka honey?

Osi gi ga azuta Ocean Liner now, ibido bee'wa. Inaa ejikwe nti anu ihe? 

Asim kam si unu good night.

faketan:
Make una see Naija. CNN no go carry this one.
http://odili.net/news/source/2008/mar/4/704.html

If this wasn't a post by Faketan I would not have replied to it. But my Fake is a good man with limited understanding.
Fake I mean no harm.

No man in his right senses brings his own down to lift others up. The Nigerian Govt. has done exactly that. The first thing to ask yourself is why should wining a British Parliamentary dabate be the yardstick for measuring our youths intelligence, when has the British used passing the Nigerian Senate dabate as a yardstick for measuring there own youths brilliance.

Lets even assume that it is right to use the British Parliamentary debate to measure our youths radiance, you still need to depend on a media tool which they with there own hands and sole effort developed to blow the trumpet for us. No man you can't eat your cake and have it.

Nigeria is a land blessed with Natural resource not to mention the human, which you have just witnessed. A boy from a public school in a third world country. I tell you Fake most students in the so called developed world who attend public schools are below average, with all the learning resource and attention given to them.

It is time for our Govt. to start appreciating there own and focus all there energy on policies that would help and raise its populace, rather than funds going into a few pockets. If they don't call themselves the almighty G21, its G37.

One good day I would dub myself G3, which consists of Me, Myself and I. 

chris_un:
please is there any Igbo lady less than 30 years try see in Abuja. Am male lookn 4 one 4 gd r/ship.097812635

A man known as Pres is the man u seek. He has got contact of some ladies above 60, those below 20 are a bit rare and undecided according to his report, but he confirmed sometime ago that he has alot in there 40's runnig to 50.

But why did u wait so long, he assumes ur case is very difficult.

presido1:

ifyalways link=topic=19138.msg2015220#msg2015220 date=1204486524:
fake nke nani m,ole ebe ino?i gasi na i hughi otu Ikomi na Pres si attack mu

ikomi ibu nwoke ka ibu nwanyi

Pres isi na'm bu nwanyi, I don't have a problem with that.

Pres Igaaa alum?    Now this is where there would be trouble if u say NO   

ifyalways:
fake nke nani m,ole ebe ino?i gasi na i hughi otu Ikomi na Pres si attack mu
a maghikwa m mgbe m kwuru na m choro jorgi na llexus jeep.mana cherekwa pres i choga nwanyi free?nuffin good comes easy now.heeehehhehehheheeheheeeeeeeeee unu hapu okwu,ezi nwanyi di uko and its priceless.ask fake

Very true. Pres i choga nwanyi free? Come on ga azuta Lexus Jeep. You think I will support u 100%. 

Isi gi di ka isi umu nwanyi idi ocha.  . Can u imagine naya na gi ulu onye ocha. 

Infact Pres a kwasuo lam iwe.

presido1:
Ikomi my brother umu nwanyi adi kwaghi easy olulu this time, o'kwa ify nchoro ilu si na nga ebute lexus jeep, trailer load of osikapa, pick-up load of akwa jorji, brother kedu ebe ihuru odika ego eji azu ihe ndia. Am concidering echi father as i dey write soo. Biko nu nye num idea or ebe umunyi di chip,otherwise aloo m onye ocha no nkwu nwanyi, no akwa jorji just tuba ya ime ga na registry okwu agwu.

The essence of marriage is to bring happiness and joy why make it a high mountain to climb. Odim ka okakwanu umu Igbo anyi njo. Ha choro heaven and earth.

Look Press luo onye ocha jare, na ata ndu gi mara. Leave Ify. Ma ohu gi Lexus Jeep the older she gets her demand goes high, before u know it she would start demanding for a yacht, ma ohu gi yacht and she keeps getting older, then she would want Air Force One, ma ohu gi Air Force One, the unfortunate thing is that time does not stop. She will fianlly settle for Fakes Wheel Barrow. Nga si nam gbara gi.

Big up Pres.

I hereby dedicate these songs to Mothers, mothers to be and there hussys or potential hussys.

Pres iga alukwa nwayi?  Anurum na Ada onye isi nchu aja na acho gi. Now your in deep shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uteBX4_wxXk

One Love - One Song - Give thanks and Praise to the Lord.

GC inaaaa agu kwa nkwa? 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3f9_PGRc1o&feature=related

Fake Inaaaaa aga kwa Uka? 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXK0PU2ba9A

Onwere onye huru BabyO, oji gi mu ugwo because she can't pay anyway. Owu ka'm si ya lekoteee ejima ejima yaa. 

ifyalways:
biko gawa joo.
you are just complicating things.
ojemba ewe ilo _{gini ka o putara sef}

ihe m ji ekwukwa now bu ka some people matakwa na oge ooooooh
ejighikwam eke okuko egwu egwu.its for ME

pres lets dance to chukwu n'ihi na obu ide ji uwa niile eke okuko included too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7kHS-CKr0o

Ifyalways Igbo gi na da ka Igbo ndi Burkinabe, sometimes I find it hard to understand.

Iwu cousin Romeo? His from that side too.

Nkpa nka ahu atoka. Thats a good way to wake Fake up by 2am. Say "Fake bilie nihe eji amara dike eruwooo"

ghettochyk:
nne kedu?
ihukwa ikomi na i nye mmadu warning. LMAO!!! nna, ga nojuo odu.

Nka wu mixed emotion or mixed emoticons.

Ghottochyk ina acho mu uka.

nwando:
where are the single Igbo brothers?
Tosh,fake,Ikomi and presido.o nwere a sista choga unu.

Nwando pleaaaasssssseeeee if its a joke stop it, Ikomi is not single, am three in one. Me, Myself and I. Sorry did I leave Ikomi out. am that too. Ikomi.

So if u say unmarried 3-in-1, then I might answer. 

But to say am single is veeeerrrrrrryy wrong. Biko. 

Inupa, single, aham owu singlet? 

If I don't say it out now before the cock crows u will promote me to bachelor. 

Infact Nwando ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-taaaaa-take time. 

ifyalways:
dalu dede m.anyway,o nwa mgbe nta,umu ihe ndia just like the slave trade would fade away from our lands.IHE OJOO ADIGHI NMA.ka chukwu wepuru anyi niile ihe ojo na uzo anyi .

No way that tradition will stop until you, you particularly Ifyalways has failing into that river.

You think av not been watching the way u go to bed with Fake, shake your ass at Tosh and later come and tell me that Pres the only child of his mother is now your brother.

Ify even if the waters allow u pass unharmed we must have to throw u in forcefully for I am sure if no one else that u are guilty of been an adult all I need is someone else to confirm the etry then okwu agbu. 

ifyalways:
ole kwanu nke bu i quote front na back hia without i zaa ajuju m
anyway,i gakwara uka?
onwere ihe i nwere i kwu nu biko ?

Agaram uka  LOL

Let me answer your question as good as I can.

Listen I have heard and seen people die of fear even before they meet what they fear.

A woman is charged with adultery and asked to cross a river, mind u the rivers current could even sweep a weight lifter of his feet. You know why? The bottom of the river is infested with algae.

Though this case is a woman who possibly might have committed the charges leveled against her and possibly not. But lets not forget we are humans even if she did not commit adultery she could have erred in some other respects which weighs on her conscience, and here she is asked to cross a river that myth has it, that it would kill whoever have committed any wrongdoing especially adultery. Well she has to cross cause all eyes are on her. Even if the river current does not fall her, and the alga-es show her mercy, the eyes of the people watching would bring her down. Then they will come to a conclusion that she did not only commit adultery she was nearly turning a prostitute.

Another thing u should also ask youself is, since these events were not recorded were there guilty women that crossed unharmed.

Listen my dear "There is no darkness but ignorance"

If the world had there way am sure they would charge us for the air we breath and none, not any would be alive.

ifyalways:
1: ufodu omenala/iwu na ala igbo,ole ike oji aru oru?
eg,na obodom na ufodu ebe ala igbo,o buru na alubata nwanyi,o nweghi ihe megidere o dina nwoke ozo,o nwa ya anwa,o buru na o confessighi,o ga anwu after 4 mkt days.now, i have seen it happen LIVE,i have not stopped wondering,. . .ole ihe d behind it?
na obodom again,o nwere iyi/mmiri di there,nwa agbohobia o bula tela afo ime e weghi ike i ga na ya.can't swim/fetch or even cross it else okpa ya ato there till ndi nwe gi abia mee some certain omenala.i still ask?is this God or what

presido1:
Its just a ritual carried out by una fore-fathers to protect their wives from the likes of fake, tosh and ikomi. In my obodo nwanyi no na di gaa with nwoke ozo ebe diya di ndu, owuru na omeghi confession ma obu omeghi some ome nala she will turn mad but if the husband is aware of such act and didn't say, when the wife cooks for him he will die after eating the food. One question i have for them is why didn't they do it so that it will affect the husband when he goes to another woman.

Bull lets leave the shit out of it.

ifyalways:
yes from the likes of TOSH NA IKOMI wepu fake there

Look gi na Pres Ike unu abua adighim. I heard somebody tell Pres ya zaa otu aha.

ifyalways:
Uncle Ikomi,ok kam kweta na it wasnt you mana just like ndi egwusi kwue 'you are not man enough for me '

Yeah hapu wa. Ima u've got Tosh and Fake, mbia tinye kwa nkem am not sure u can stand. Owu ebere gi dim.

Because by the time igara three am not sure na ahu ga di, and am sure Pres is waiting on line.

Nne biko e'tinye kwala Ikomi na owuwan.

ifyalways:
@Uncle Ikomi, even you Brutus ?i chefuola,mgbe anyi no na ukwu udara na umuahia,o kwa i yoro m then.anyway,ihe m kwara gi then still stands "a naghim enye gi ! "

Good line very good line.

You must know anaghim aga na ukwu udara. My two actions wu na ukwu osisi ugba, the third one wu na uzo iyi. Anaghim aga na ukwu udara. so ma owukwara Shaggy "It was'nt me".

ifyalways:
uncle ikomi:hmmn i tara akpu oo,ok he likes women small,very easy going.score 6 

Make una see Ikomi see Wahala ohh.

Bia a roro'm gi?  Since u've been giving to Fake and Tosh, a rotu lem gi? 

Ichookwa nyem its okay,  but aroooommmmm gi. 

ifyalways:
mana From na uncle Ikomi are not only diplomatic and disciplined,we are same of same.

igbo bu igbo uhuru chi oma ooooh

Thats a very big compliment, a disciplined man is 50% success all he then needs to it is the blessings of God, and definitely he would be the happiest for it. I know From would be turning and tossing in his bed tonight. Look Ify u have given From a big compliment. 

And thanks for the Info, I always thought From is from Rwanda. From Ina asukwa Igbo?  Nevermind.

ifyalways:
Uncle Ikomi dalu.
ok, a naghim agazi i cho ya.he would come home mgbe o gajuru.no place like home now.

pres/fromuk na otele are simply jealous n'ihi na ya e nweghi whell barrow.a gwala m ha,i would only talk to them mgbe ya zutanwuru whell barrow ma obu even otu tyre ya,till then its finito.
i gakwara uka tata?ya gazie.

Nne agakwaram ohh, the message was great. And one of the things the man said was that no beautiful lady should call me uncle Ikomi. Its like disenfranchisement. Like now if u leave Fake or Tosh it means I cant have a go, cos ur excuse would be am an Uncle now.  

Infact iwe abialam.  

ifyalways:
ok.atleast i know where and how to choo ya.i hope its safe for me to ga alone to picadily street owu?hapi sunday,dede m.
faky,hmmmn,ire ncha. hapi sunday.

unu gwakwa pres na anywhere m huru ya,m ga emeru ya ahu.Fromuk/pres m ga agbaji gi ukwu anywhere i see you.
Otele,ikpe mu na gi diwagodu first.

Nne oma how u dey? Biko agala Picadily, because whoever sees u there the story would have a different headline. It wont be Ifyalways looking for Tosh, but rather Ifyalways in Picadily street - and that makes a lot of difference. Udochukwu diri gi.

ifyalways:
i maghi ihe i mere m,okwa ya?
mgbe onu gi na agba ga pump ndi water board onitsha,i maghi?
ole ihe i chere mgbe i si na faky m e nweghi ugbo ala?

A gu kwa ram the thing I was shocked. I was very much against Pres and his crew for insulting fake.  

After all wat is ugbo ala? The difference between Jeeps and Fakes Ugboala is that Jeeps run on 4 wheels while Fakes Ugboala runs on one. Cars have engines while Fake is his own engine. The man deserves credit for his effort.

I saw him on Picadilly street, London. Dont ask me what he was doing there, all I can say is he was in the adult section.

Well his an adult anyway.

ifyalways:
@topic,what about old folks ?
my dad still opens and holds doors for my mum(not just cars,every door)
my guy does so too.some do so because their parents did so.so its just more than 2 things as you listed.

fromuk:
which of your man? Fake get car? am begining to suspect you

otele:
i don die oooooo
faketan e ee e e ee
faketan na deputy assistant junior boyfriend

or perhaps faketan has a wheel barrow wey he de open for am

romeo:
LMAO hahahahhaa

I think u guys should show some respect. Taking cheap shots at others is no good idea.

Fake don't mind them. If anything happens to the door of your wheel barrow, av got a wielding machine. 

Inanu! Am not even sure ma ona ege mu nti

Fake nka sef.

babyosisi:
Ikomi how about this story telling song ?
I love it so much


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ9bLYj_zJw&feature=related

Quite an intresting gospel music with Makossa tune. With good looking young men - as if am an old one.

Well BabyO me and u know there is nothing, absolutely nothing that is impossible for the Lord. What most times hinders him is our own faith. For it is by Faith explorers discover. Though science might have other names for faith - hope or whatever they might call it, it still comes to the same thing in the eyes of believers.

Sometimes I doubt my own faith too, as I was watching the Video am sure I would have called it a stop at the first trial when the baby died. I bet we would have used contraceptives till thy kingdom come to avoid going through the same ordeal again. Why loose the one I love to have a baby. Mother-in-laws, father-in-laws, brothers and sisters could go dance at the market square, for all I care let my wife live.

I hope the song is not ur way of telling me u have delivered those triplets I talked about earlier.

Praise be to Jah. BabyO amuona quadruplets.

I read wat u wrote on a thread about sex not being a joke.

I think thats a good way to start a sex education lesson. It would attract attention.

Good to see ur back with ur wonderful sence of humour.

babyosisi:
Abu Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGWI7WYiRWU&feature=related

Good song. But its the tail end of the video I have a problem with. If she is Sister Chinyere and the police demand for her vehicle papers - am sure the first teaching of our Lord is to be humble. So she should present her car papers first before her personality comes to play. Otherwise she would have to close the road the day she graduates to Mother Chinyere - if producing her papers should be an issue as sister Chinyere.

Anyway how u dey BabyO? Long time no see

Felicia wu aha nwatakiri nmara ngbe nbi na Ogoni (ebe Ken saro wiwa), the other one wu Confo - meaning Comfort -. near Opobo. Aha nke nna atogbum wu Pasee - meaning Patience - nwa Nembe water side. Umu oma udo diri ha

fromuk:
Ify agaghi m aputali na cloud ten tomorrow, make we see for anyway someppl no here but u know how far now.

           

Are u two running for elections, or runnig for something else? Ohh hang on it might be something your running from?

@Ikomi

Ikomi owuugi ka ana aju.

@Chyck

Innaaaa ajum?

Its 40mins past the hour. Why?

Yeah From stick to a name. Akpo di ihe nnka wat?