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ifyalways:
uncle Ikomi a hotazikwa m gi again ooo
i chooo ada oma i choo pinky?anyway e zielam ozi gi sha.kaa nka dede m

Thank you ada oma, bless bless. Hapu nke Pinky ahu. Pinky ma onwe ya.

Are u having a good Sunday? Owu na ezi Valentine is around the corner.

U've got me thinking now Ify. Ke'e ihe nga egoro Nnem.

Nnem nnem ohh ezigbo nnem ehhhhh.
Nnem nnem ooh nne nmara nma ewwwoooo.
chukwu biko nnam gozie nnem oooohhhh.

creamdream:
THE RULE OF NAIRALAND SAYS, WRITE IN ENGLISH, Else you will be banned, UNA DEY CRASE

ghettochyk:
ohh pipe down. if u don't get it then ga gbuo onwe gi. nonsense. ewu awusa. hissssssssss.

@creamdream
Yeah pipe down, infact cylinder down. and if fortunately u get it u can still ga gbuo onwe gi. nonsense. Who really cares?

Sorry creamdream I just had to add to her advise to you. She kinda rules.

Onwere onye aha ya wu Pinky eba? Bikonu.

May Jah be praised all the time.

Owenre onye huru Ghettochyck

Just checking.

faketan:
Ehen

Sooooooooooo wat.  

         

Faketan abeg I no dey, slip of finger. lol

ifyalways:
hey ikomi my darlgn ole ebe i gara kemgbe?
even on your birthday according to nurse eliza bi na gate mkt umuahia,you were no where to be found.iwe di m na obi.m sicha abakaliki rice,zuta akara na kwulikwuli yet a hughi m gi
ngwa happy birthday and afo ole ka i di now.?
i missed you lots,buko i gawa ozo,i nye m sign,inu.

Ify my honneeeeeyyyyy, the angels called a meeting and I had to attend. I have being assigned a new role.

Reserve the rice abakaliki and kwulikwuli if u can, I shall be well pleased to have it, since its what one has they offer.

Am a wonderful piece of work Ify, old in thoughts, young at heart. A beautiful contrast.

If I say Umuigbo good morning, the owls might not like it, if I say Umuigbo good night the moon will say I left him to himself.

So I say Umuigbo nice to see u all again.

Nice to see u all again.

Ikomi na ekeleoooh

ghettochyck: Iko mmiri, taa wu baiday gi eh? well happy birthday!

Who knows when the sun was born. I dont have a birthday.

toshmann:
abum bro tosh the holy man
it shall be permanent
it shall be permanent
what the lord has done for meeeee
it shall be permanent

gwa fake na ofo la ya o, abu m new improved tosh with 200g extra vitality

Who says miracles dont happen?

So Tosh wat would I do with those 2 boxes of condoms you asked me to buy? I hope u dont intend to waste my time and money.

romeo:
The resurrection of From-Be-Eliza is the downfall of Presido

In other words a man can not serve two masters. Its either he keeps to the rule of the game and hold his old name at the mercy of the webmaster or loose both names.

From or Pres which does he really want? His girlfriend loved From though. No be me talk.

tasiana:
Ikomi kekwanu? anya mjiri hu gi apialamoooo,

Chukwuatasianaobi mu Ohh. I hope ur fine, for me am great. Yeah av not been in here for a while. Guess am finally growing old. lol. My fingers cant type quite easily anymore.

Ifybaby, hope ur good too. I hope u left some xmas turkey for those of us who are yet to visit u. Or did Fake finish it all?

Did anyone see all those my other friends: Namely Romeo, Ynot, Monshee, NnenneIgbo, Babyosisi/Nwando what does that name mean Nwando? And one other precious one lets not mention her name publicly.

I see Pres and Fake all the time on there way to work, u all know they are astronauts. So I always wave to them when they are standing on the moon.

Well well well. Good u all still remember me.

May u all have a great year ahead, filled with lots of miracles.

May Nwando give birth to triplets this year. Iseeeeeeeeeeeee.

Igbo happy happy. I forgot to say new year. Yeah I mean happy new year.

Who should we elect as Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady
poster of the year.

Please Nomiminate.

I nominate Babyosisi _{Even if she wins that username is no more.}

I miss u

Translation.

I = Muwa

Miss = ntufu (lost)

u = giwan

Which could all come out as a sentence in Igbo to be

E tufuru gi etufu = I miss u. simple. Look Fake av said it before am saying it again ur Igbo is bad.

Jezzy:
O di kwa m supriseanyaazu na onwegi onye si n'ala uzuakoli na uwa internet a.O di egwu.

Uzoakoli's road is very bad, so no one seems to be coming from there and no one is going there either. Shikena.

Nwando, wats the meaning of ur name? Nwando Iga akpai kwa mu ujo na threadia.

Ify muooooo, hehehehe, how u living?

Pres did u try that joint? I saw someone like u come out from there last week, u must have.

Romeo owu idetu was idetu is, iritu kwenu umu Enugu I yetukwe umu Ebonyi. So that one would not be jealous of the other.

Umuigbo merry xmas.

ifyalways:
you cannot do more than panti ngozi
ka chi foo,ura na atum and moreover i need to see my faky
ahu m neediri nkpati and some mende mende
see you soon
ekeresimesi oma to you too.
otu rove

Goodnite

nwando:
Ify si na ike umunwoke anyi adighi ya
o choro onye n'enye ya breakfast in bed
a nuru m na umunwoke ndi ocha ma ka esi treat nwanyi
nnenne obu eziokwu?

Fake I read it all with regrets, please accept my sincere condolence.

But remember when the Lord closes the door somewhere he opens the window.

So with all this Fake muooooo, she still left for the white manu. Chukwu amagi ekwe ihe ojuo, take heart my broda, things like this happen.

So will u go to town centre as Tosh suggested, if both of u are going I suggest u go to Oxford street in London. There is one East European joint karaka nno there. A visit will convince u. Dont tell anyone I told u.

Hmm hmm Igbo ekele mu unu.  

ifyalways:
heeheh okuko ke?ndi choochi anyi a naghi eri okuko ,o di na nso.ihe m ga egbu bu oke.   ya mere o nwe nke gafere your side,jidere m ya buko.

toshman are you around .ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohm faky now let me type. tosh e wela iwe somebody jim na somewhere d uto  . o nwere nke mega na abali a?o nwere ihe i ji?leekwa new babes a batala na threadia ,e kwekwala ka i gbara aka laa.

ikomi a dighim sure na aga m alata dec.   akwukwo ndi frenchia tara akpu too much   .mama moooooooo,biko o were onye ga agafe onitsha ,ya bia ma edinye ya ozi to my mama.uguru a chola i gbum nga,uguru na aguru.anyway fake is here sha. .  e jighim egwu anwu agamu.

Abanam dont make my head run imagination this night, my new year resolution is to stop all the bad things nna eme, including giving out my juice for free. But that is where I have a problem, as it says blessed is the hand or whatever that giveth.

Ify leeeeyyyyyyy. Ike adighi Ikomi. Aham adighi nma na nkporofifi (whistle). Anyi ga ahu tommorrow, if it comes.

Ify leeeeeeyyyyyyyyy ujo atunagi maka na onye na ewegi ihe obu ewegi ihe ona atuwa. But u should also let Fake know that akwuba oto tuo nwayi ime omuo onye ara. All am saying is taking it easy.

Ify make I sleep we shall see if God has it in his plan.

Goodnite.

Ndia achokwanla ndia bia eba. Una good evening ohhh.

ifyalways:
ikomi ole ka i di?i ga alakwa dec ka i so na ndi ala bu otu

Am preparing for the Xmas ohhh.

Nga egwu Lizard, I caught one in the middle of trafalgar square six days ago. Just to let u know am preparing seriously.

Ify iga egwu okuko na xmas nka?

When I used to play football and a team member can not play very well, to let him know he is rubbish at playing football, ihe anyi na akpo ya wu Otele.

So if someone calls himself Otele before a gathering, it is (s)he that associates with him thats left to blame.

Igbo did i speak well or not.  

presido1:
Aro man ndewoo, Iwe na ewe kwa gi
Ji sie ike na i'ga achota.
I na asu kwa igbo?

LOL. Inaaaa asu kwa Igbo Engineeerrrrraaaaa. Okwo ugbo.

Presido wetin dey happen ika iputara tata, owere nke mega nu?  Just asking.

Ima na ndi Aro wu ndi oke amami ihe. Engineerrrrrraaaaaaaa ina asu kwa tu di Igbo? 

Umuigbo hello. Ke otu unu mere? Ona aga kwa? I believe na ona aga. Ngwanu nu ya gazie.

ziddy:
You must be an slowpoke. Otherwise you would have realised that the monetisation policy under OBJ administration was hijacked and wrongly implemented in order to benefit certain vested interests. Perquisites attached to certain public offices cannot be monetised, for purposes of national security or the personal security of the holders of such offices. Next time engage your brain properly, before lashing out like a fool on a public forum like this because you are so eager to throw a blanket of tribalism over an otherwise straightforward policy issue. Oponu

Well if only u were not short sighted and a senseless elephant, u would understand that 2 wrongs  never make a right.

Monetisation policy is a laudable approach even the govt. that reversed it has said that, dummy. But even if the policy would be detrimental to some areas of govt. which u don't even have enough information to mention, then it still says that total reversal is not proper. Idiot. Rather the Govt. should have thought of finetuning it, than total 2 steps backwards. Now I know why that country wont move forward with cowards like u as followers who will swallow anything for there own benefit. Am sure u have someone in govt who will benefit from the reversal thats why your blindly supporting it. Corrupt idiot like u. How many bribes have u taking this week. That it synonymous with idiots like u who live in Lagos.

Millena:
Ikomi are you really writting from Heaven? Your contribution betrays that.

What is wrong with writing from above?

ziddy:
All those facilities that were sold away to government functionaries, at nominal cost, are now going to be acquired brand new at market prices. But not to worry, Oil no dey finish now.

OBJ has zero intellectual content, he made matters worse by surrounding himself with criminals and dishonest men who gave him wrong advice. See all his policies are being reversed.

When guys like u have no direct, focused comments to make its better u shut up. Dont just type because u have access to a keyboard.

@Topic
With the reversal of Monetisation policy, it is clearly showing that Yaradua and his beloved brother Kingibe has nothing good for that nation. I have always known the Hausas never want anything good for that country and here they are proving it again. In Kingibes words he said:
 
"The monetisation policy is a laudable approach, as it reduces waste, but it is undignifying to the post of ministers"

That man kingibe must be mad, dignity comes from discipline, honesty and frugal spending, and definitely not in the number or kind of car a minister rides or in encouraging waste.

OBJ should have had his third term rather than have ignorant people like Kingibe.

ifyalways:
romeo,ikomi,pres onye aruru ala,nnenne,fesse,gc,ken tosh etc ya gazie ooooooo

Ya gazie no doubt.

But umunna learn to let ur ahuru (farts) out.

For if u dont it travels up ur spine and into ur brains

And that is where shitty ideas come from.

Ya gazie.

Wats going on? Ahu na thread? Onye gburu asun na iyi?

Umu Igbo first of all ekele ka zi kpam unu.

Ynot wellcome.

I have an issue thats been bodering me for 3 days going now.

They say Jerusalem is the only place a man can seek absolute forgiveness of his sins. I have had some doubt in this saying for a while now. I have also always believed I can seek forgiveness of my sins in my Garden as it is quiet there, and I believe angels come there to rest when they need it.

So when my cousin whom av not seen for the past 14 years calls me up just to tell me he is now a Saint, am sure if I kneel down in my room I'll be snow white.

Wonders shall never end. UmuIgbo ekele kwam unu.

Well some pple would still need to get to Jerusalem to seek forgiveness though. Fake start packing. lol

Hehehehe Nwa Iraq, owu kwanu Asset. even iwepu et she still has'nt got the Ass.

Boy nwa jadu na bed ina arugbu owem, she does'nt even participate in the game. Shes gone now.

Odiegwu, ihe nwoke na ahu.

Boy kam laba chi ejiena. Owan aputana.

Like my Village Chief will say, "I dont take alcohol after av taken beer". He was given whiskey, at a place he visited but what he meant is that he had beer earlier in the day.

So as for me I dont stay late in the Forum when the Owan (moon) is out.

Romeo abanam for the 4th time.

romeo:
Ikomi mechie onu gi ahu ebe ahu i noo!!! ama m na idighi anata ulo na december and the uka of Iberia and Virgin di gi ka strange news

LOL. Boy how now? amagim na uka ahu ga emetu gi, sorry. Ole otu imere?

Una no go kill me for this Forum I swear. lol

Good night

ifyalways:
good ikomi now you are talking like a good brother.
i think na o no na doddan barracks.ebe d thing no wey di bad bu na o bu nwayi onye army.i hulanu ya,single fine babes juru town pres asi na o bu ukwu mbadamba ka o ga eso.olenu ebe anyi si aga ije ya now?ya si na chi foo,na ha ga akpo ya aga na zuma rock. chai pres pres o ga i si gaaaaa.i hulanu ,all holes na holes but some are seriously out of reach.

ikomi ngwanu over to you.na you go go talk of him bail mana ujo tugam now bu ka i hapu i commit the same sin when you get there.ima a nurum na d ukwu d so tempting and mbadamba and i know you are lily liverd when you see things like that.i di sure na i ga agli ka o bu ka nayi choo onye ozo

Agam aga(I wont go), u know I ran from the Army. I was too good they did'nt want me to leave. It would be like given myself up.

They will realease him, ha ga jus wore otu nkpuru amu ya, so that it would be a constant reminder for him.