₦airaland Forum

Igbalia la oohhhh, puta. Chyky chick.

Ihu kwara na ndaaa choro i nail mu to the cross.

ifyalways:
haha lekwa nu ijiji ooooo,ijiji sikwa na o so na ndi choir

LOL. Now where did u get that from. It depends on the song.

Ngaaaa alu nwanyi soon. But for now RAPU Ikomi. lol

Unu agha egbum na threadia.

ifyalways:
hehe the only man standing,Ikomi hehe,okwu gwuru m na onu. lol
a maghim what to tell you ugbua,ndo ka o bu tasie obi well,take any one or both

LOL.

Ikomi this, Ikomi that, Ikomi here, Ikomi there.

Nne Raaaaaaaaaaaaaapu Ikomi, raaaaaaaaaaaaapu Ikomi. Ikomi onapuru gi di?

Okay aluo la'm nwanyi, alurum this evening.

Tosh I placed a genuine case in front of you, kama Igaaaaa eme ya address, inaaaa agba ya gburu gburu.

Tosh ezi okwu adighi na onu, the only eziokwu digi na onu wu ekene hello, good morning and good night, and achogim ka ikwere'm the ekene ozo, until u address the issue. Iwe abialam.

Igbo good night. 

Tosh good night. 

ifyalways:
Ikomi o foro gi nani

Yeah you might have a point there, though its not entirely true.

Since Tosh is in now, I hope we will discuss the issue cos amam Tosh ga eyerem aka.

Tosh since u've been gone, nwando has been very kind, to the point ya apotaram a beautiful lady na threadia.

Tosh before u and me, Mr P as he is now called, na enyi ya woke Romeo, ekwe gi okwu nwata nwayi ahu kwa na ala, nsusu onu was coming from both right, left and center. Tosh ike agbum.

I dont knowww, onwere ihe nwere ikwu Tosh.

Eeeehhh ehhhh, okay, mee kam mara ma di party setia, ima na onagi wesi'm oge. M ga abia kwa, drink one drum and pray I get home. 

Igaaaa aku party?

Congratulations Tosh, Tosh congrats, Tooshieeeeeeeeeee. Tosh congratulations.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3f0dNz43p4

Ifyalways oma kwan la nu nri esi, ihe oma esi wu spaghetti, she cant even make a good macaroni and cheese, pasta no way. Common toast na ara yaa ahu. Ifyalways abanam booo.

oziomatv:
Marakwa na igbo si na onye aturu ilu kowara ya ego eji luo nne ya furu ohia( please am not refearing this to you)

No comment.

oziomatv:
Asim na ha bu otu udi ndi oru na aru na otu oru. (ihea bu akpala okwu)

Thats all u should have said.

Radiant:
Gini n'eme, Ikomi?

Ikomi di n'ma oooo gi kwan?

oziomatv:
Fa bu kwa ofu ndi olu na ako na ofu ugbo na enyekoro onwe fa aka na igbo mkpa onu aru.

Now has somebody got a dictionary? I don't get that. Wokem iwu onye Enugu? 

I knew somebody would always try to make things tough for others, wokem biko na e'de central Igbo. Biko kwan. 

Radiant:
Romeo, rapu Mr P ka onye m kiss biko. Selfishness adiro kwa mma, o kwa ima?

These guys have no other plan but to muddle up my Igbo here. Hapu, nne, hapu, hapu. Thats how we say it.

Predators.  . Nothing passes without raising an eye brow.

I did not mention anybodies name ohhhhh. 

Radiant:
OK. Nice to meet u Ikomi. I haven't seen u on other threads. O soso eba bu base gi?

To be honest going through all the threads takes a lot of time, which I haven't got. So I stay in here to keep in touch with my humorous side and mother tongue.


Radiant na my sister Nwando ka Ikomi gaaa ehie ora. Nga pu echi gaaa ele ball. Enyimba vs Everton venue Iran. Anyi gaaa hu. Radiant we hope to see more of you. Nice meeting u.

Nwaaannnndo the wrestle has just started.

nwando:
ka omesia nu
gudu night.
Mr Nwando a lota go

Igwe!

Ikomi bu nwanne anyi nwoke.
Oya ikomism mezie introdonkowa

O well where would I start from, is it from my early years, or current works. Nne whichever ogaaa take hundreds of pages, so to make it short, aha'm wu Ikomi, woko oma.  

Radiant:
Mba. Oge e lube

That says it all.

Radiant:
Nwando, agu kwa? I bia kwa I know na ina egwu egwu. Mr. Nwando aburo udi umu nwoke Nairaland


Onye bu "Ikomi"? O na acho nwanyi oga anu?

It all depends, Inaa acho di?

nwando:
radiant asampete nwanyi
I dey ,
na only hunger
Ebelebe Igba
according to darfur
onye k'anyi g'aju?

A lot, all u need is take a survey.

Daaalu oohhh. Daalu obu okwu ndi Mbaise? Anurum na ha di difficult.  

nwando:
@ ikomi o kwa Tosh a lu go nwanyi
gi anoro hia n'eme wazzup.
i ga no until mkpuru gi a taa nchara.

Ichoro nye'm nwanyi? I kwuooo, then we take it from there. But acho'gim onye ga na eme complain headache every week, adi kwam super active. Infact thats one of the reasons I've been holding back.

N'gbe o setiri, i'gaa ama ma obu afo toru'm ma nworu(have) okwu ato. Whereby the third okwu is of considerable legnth.  

monshege:
romero, presido, ikocrazy (isi agbo ncha 1) i see na unu ka nokwa na oru.

biko kedu ebe nnenne nke m no?

ma mu bido kelewe onye obula chi ga eji, chi ga abo, ohaneze ndi igbo ekele kwa m unu oooooooooo

cha cha cha igbo hiiiii

Enyi you have done quite well to salvage what you can from the flood that took your city, although in making a come back you don't have to start by calling people funny names.

Again I congratulate you for coming back, obviously you have retrieved your motherboard, monitor and keyboard from the floods, good work. I nwekwara mouse?  Onye ma, maa o'naa anukwa nke n'naa aju ya.

@Nwando
Nwannnnndo, mu na gi ga etinye nu okwu na ofu trouser,  . Isi na'm bu small boy, no worries anyi gaa agba nu mgba(wrestle), that way we can easily judge.

Just make a choice ma anyi gaa agba oto gbaaa di mgba, ka anyi gaaa eyi nweyi. I will prefer ka anyi gba oto gbaaa the mgba so that you will immediately notice na'm bu a big boy. 

nwando:
hapu ndi asiri gbakaa ute ka ha na aku.
nairaland loverboy has found a wife
he may be incubating her as we speak

Heeeehhhhhhhoooooooohhh Nwaaaaannnnnnndo

Nwando have u been getting enough sleep lately.

You know inadequate sleep causes madness. Sufferry ohhh.

ghettochyk:
hmm, so Hero, you think you'll speak for all African-Americans? Good for you. Keep it up! chhrrrrrpsssssssss.

Anywho, if you do have answers about afro-americans, then answer this: would an afro-american woman rather have periods twice a month or have water get on her new hair do? YOU CAN'T ANSWER DAT NOW CAN YOU? NOPE!! because u aint an AA woman. u can only answer things pertaining to yourself honey.  

They would rather have periods 10 times a month if it does'nt come with any pain and it could all be converted to gas, considering the current price.  

Good

Even Nwando

Nwando iiiii'di kwa nma? 

God am out of here see u soon man.

Boy adi kwam mu m'maaaooooo gi kwanu?

Now lets find out ma Fake odi kwa nma

Fake iiiii'di nma?

Seems like there is a trend brewing here.

Adim kwam m'maaooo, gi kwanu?

Pres iiii'di kwa m'ma?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoNXsne8exg&feature=related

Traitors.

I wish am from Benue and married to a particular poster on this thread, although all that could only and only be on a wish list now. I would have offered her to my friends, enemies, visitors and strangers. All to make sure she spends more time in the bedroom rather than on Nairaland. 

ghettochyk:
@IKOMI
onye ara!!

Blessed are those that are abused and persecuted.

ghettochyk:
@IKOMI
o gini ka i meaniri by "eeyaaa"?? o si gi mere ya ebere? lol!!

Blessed are the merciful: for they shall have mercy shown on them.

ghettochyk:
@IKOMI
and gini ka egwu i tinyere ebe a kwesiri i meani? especially the second one?

Finally Blessed are those who seek knowledge, for they shall have it in abundance. Only If they ask properly.

ChinenyeN:
Igbo Kwenu! Ndi Igbo Kwenu!! Igbo Kwezuonu ooo!! Ke ka unu di? Ahu o di unu?

Faketan, i meela. Igbo gi dikwa uto. Ma, i ma na ihe m si bia rejista (register) na Nairaland bu naani maka threadia? Ihe merenu bu na o nweghi onye m nwere ike ikpa nkata with. O gwula my parents na otu mmadu ozo. Umunne m anaghi asu asusu igbo. O'u naani m. On top of that, nne m na nna m na-eme ihe gbasara ulo akwukwo mgbe n'ile maka ha bu ndi nkuzi. So, mu na ha anaghi akpa nkata often. Onye ahu bu otu mmadu ozo bu onye ogwu (nurse) and o na-aru oru na abali. So o na-ehi ura site na ututu rue na ehihie tupu o gaa ruo oru. So adi m lonley most of the time. O gwula ihe m si bia rejista na Nairaland.

Ndeewonu oo! Igbo ga-adi ndu!

Eeeeyyyaaaaaaaa.

nwando:
hmm Ikomi.

Abalam before u remember what to say. Kachi booooo. Ike gi adighim.