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ocho:
Ekele o! A bum onye Arondizogu.

I said it. Ugbua adighi nma.

Abanam. Good night all.

ifyalways:
ikomi oke ka obu pussy akpurula onu gi?

Keep shuttling from one PC to the other. I hope u dont run into anything in the house. lol

Abanam Ugbua adighi nma. Nka everybody hapuru munagi here, looks like conspiracy.

Faketan kporunu ihe gi ba, Hapu umu boys kaha kpawa uka from Lufthansa to Iberia and Virgin. Habu Pilot? Hisseeeessss

ifyalways:
****mgbe i na eje na ulo nwanyi nwere di,nwere di
ma mgbe di ya ga abia
i ga esi na window mapu
majisie ukwu,majisie okpa,majisie olu,majisie d thing

Now this makes me feel sorry for him, I knew that boy was up to something. So Ify he was caught. I warned him ya hapu nwayi ukwu mbara, Pres will not listen. Eoohhhhh what do we do now? Ify biko keee Guard room nke ha dowere ya?

ifyalways:
o buru na i choro imata size panti m na eyi,i jiri nwayo kwuo ya inula.

Ify hapu size Panti gi oooooohhhhhhhhh. Ike adighi Ikomi. If I want I will get the Dimension from Fake. I know its measured in Meters. Ihe Fake ina eri. Fake your blessed.

Did anybody see Nwando? Aha nwa ahu na za, what does Nwando mean bikonu.

It sounds like aha ndi Abriba. U know they say the Abribas are not real Igbos.

They came from Guinea. An enquiry is been made into the matter.  

ifyalways:
bia bia ikomi o burukwa egwriegwu burukwa i yikosi crotchet na g-strings ha kwusikwa now o buru nkpari marakwa ebe i ga a direct ya ,inula?

fake nke naaam,hapu ya buko.bia anyi baa inside ga mee something important inu

nnenne ndeewo.ole maka oga?o dika o sii na window mapu majie okpa.

Lekwanu Ify ohh, Look ify I have seen ebe G-strings dapuru nwayi na ukwu in the shopping mall. She bought the wrong size. Idikwa sure that Fake na egori gi the right size. He might as well na ego the right size, but this una action every night, I dont think its healthy.

faketan:
E m Ikomi on a more a serious note. It is not a matter of spending money. To be since if it is money I will be in naija for 2-3 months and nothing go happen. The problem is that I have a time set OK.

Well I whatever u want to believe sha. Nsogbu adighi.  Nani break m nwere bu christmas day. So I ga-aghotazi ihe na-emenu.

Ikomi bia gawa Iraq.

Thanks for the explanation.  

I can't go to Iraq now, everything seems quite at the moment, looks like the Jihadist are out of sucide bombers, or someone have lectured them that to kill an Infidel is not necessarily the path to heaven.

Anyway what u want us to believe is that u have so much spending money and ticketing cash. Ify idi kwa lucky.  

Pres kee ebe ino?  

faketan:
Hahahahahahahah, romeo, a dighi m eso akpati ozu ala. Luftansa ka m na-eso ala inugo nwoke oma. Project m ji agaghi enye m ohere I lota nna.

O nwere ihe mere Ify. Anyi ga-ama mbe n'abo nke bu oke

Ify bia gwa m how far.

Thats a good way to put it when u dont have spending money and ticket cash maya wuru onye Owerri.

ifyalways:
ndi booolu eeeeeeeeeeeeeee?unu lechakwa boolu aaaa unu ga erikwa booolu oooh.infact unu na boolu ga ehi na abali aaaa.ole nke bu na oyi niile,nwoke ji nwayi ahapuga nwunye ya gawa ile boolu?a ga akwu unu ugwo?ok ooooooooooo

Ikomi ona elekpanu boolu. Muna boolu amaghi akpa. Unless ma obu bed soccer, any other kind count me out.

Ngwa nu, good night all, take care of urselfs, wrap warm, u know I love u all.

Nwando, anyi ga ahu now.

Ifyalways good nite

Presido ihe gi na umu nwanyi na egiri na threadia ahhh. I wonder.

ifyalways:
ikomi good night.keep ya confession to yaself ok

I was not planing to tell u anyway, the last one I told someone they made a book of it, which sold 3 million copies. 

presido1:
make i go sleep. snow dara tata so ura ga wu saraaaa. i will snore till i wake everybody up including hmmmmmmmmmmm.
GOODNITE all of y'.

Good nite.

I hope u dont freeze before morning. Cos I heard that there is shortage of gas in Birmingham, so aint no heating. And unfortunately ur all by urself.

well boy see u when I see u.

ifyalways:
mba mba buko,a chorom inu the remainig part of ikomis confession.
things like that na atom ka shugar ma o bu mmanu anwu sef.

ikomi am all ears and eyes too.who knows i might learn something ka abara m uru na abali a  

Heheheheheheh so after hearing it all, wat would u say?

Iga eyetum so dat ad add that to the confession to be made next week.  

nwando:
actually Seun did warn me several times
my oga dey.
Ikomi Christmas n'abia
anyi ga choro gi nwanyi
m' ichoro m' ichoghi

yeah infact ngola recharge card.

Ima dat ur property di nma from time, I hope na owengi any fault.

nwando:
My dear.
My big mouth was my undoing.
I don beg Seun tire.
well,I'm now Ms Nwando

You need not beg, u should express ur views, and if the Moderator does'nt like it, u should be warned not totally banned.

Never mind, as long as we know BabyO is back.

Now that ur Ms Nwando, seems like good news. lol. What about PapaO, did u leave him in the cold.

Ya ga zuo ike jare, he's eating enough. Kee ehe iga ebuterem now?  

nwando:
presido yes oooooo
o ada bekee n'ekwu
Mu na ndi alakuba luru ogu,
mu a dokasia panti ha
gbaa ha oto
nwoke nwe nairaland e me'm euthanize

I knew it, na oga bu gi na ndi Alakuba.

So idokara panti ha ehh, wote ya kanyi gba ya oku. lol.

nwando:
This is Nwando AKA babyosisi

Ohh Babyosisi how are u?

What happened to u?

Were u banned?

I said to myself I would leave this thread completely if i dont see u soon.

So wats been up, I hope u have'nt been doing things behind me.  

nwando:
kedu nu eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
long time!
unu agachakwara Church ta
especially you Ikomi
I gakwara confession
your sins have reached heaven

I was there, I tried confessing, the Rev. heard me to the middle, he would not let me finish. He stopped me saying if I carry on that ad make his imagination run wild.  

So I believe I still have the other half to confess.

Do u want to hear it?  

Who is this Nky babe? Do I know Nky Baby. Or has Presido gotten a Teddy already with the name Nky.

Pres ina awan(trying) kwa, u got a bird ehhh. Pres Pres.  

So wats been happening, Presido oyi ga egbu nu gi this year. lol. No one to hold, there is this teddy bear I saw yesterday and I remembered u. lol.

The teddy bukwara ibu.

presido1:
chei ikomi don drink that tin again today, ikomi why? didn't she tell you not to take it on sunday night. Abeg find garri and sok or better chowa kwa milk now before we loose you. Anyi achoghi i'loose gi despite the fact na i bahu uru obula.

LOL. Na gi ma ihe ina anu(drink). But a half pint wont kill anyone.

ifyalways:
we are fine buko

ole ije ikomi?iole maka amuazu?udo di ,i hope?

I know u are fine with Fake giving u all the desserts

Look wokem shut the f**k up, am just coming out of the wilderness. Where I met John and don't ask me who Johny is. 

Umuigbo how una dey?

Now if u clicked on that link say Ayo. Ihuna osugbu unu na forum ahh amuona ihe ojuo, especially nwa ahu ana akpo Presido na Fake. 

Now this is pure adult content if ur 18 and above dont even click on this link. Presido can u hear me.

I bet that concerns y'all, so no one should click on this link.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvY44cn_Bf0

ifyalways:
ikomi ole scores?kwuo ezi okwu what are you doing now?na elu oru,i guess

Av been playing away matches but Ify this is a different one. And it was so unusual the whole thing started immediately the flood lights went off.

Commentry.

The first half started with me attacking but that was the opponent/partners mistake, she relaxed, my first shot at goal hit the bar, at that point she knew it was no joke no more. Then when I hit the goal the opponent/partner cheered in a way I myself could never have predicted. It was awesome.

Second half. It was my opponent/partner on the attack, then with little or no move to defend I was right in the box, then I hit the spot, the cry was unbelievable, so I knew I am starting to defend too strong that was when I moved slowwwwww. Then bam it was the opponent/partners turn to score. 1-1

Third and final half. This one was explosive we both scored at the same time. The cry this time from the stadium nearly woke the neighbours.

In short Ify the game is a 2-2 goalless draw. 

romeo:
Ifytanus/Nnenneigbo hahahahahahahhaa yes yes yes yes i knew there are spies and enemies more mmanu to you elbows (to whom?), uwa nke dikwa egwu hahahahaha maybe faketan bu Monshege? or maybe presido1 bu fromuk? hahahahahahaha CONSPIRACY !!!!!

And if u look properly u'll find out that Ikomi is strongly still Ikomi. Any Objection?

ifyalways:
ikomi gini ka your little niece na eme with you at this time.o kwesiri i no na dreamland ugbu a.mana njakiri go back,o bu eziokwu?o dighikwa nma o buru ezi okwu.

She was just doing the duties she failed to do earlier in the day. Clearing the bins in the whole house. Well she left before the site opened, thank goodness.

presido1:
With your CCTV na trafalga ka obu Abidjan kedu ebe i ga enwete ha.

Now I know why they are coming at u. U dont like anyone by ur side.  

Muwa abana, NnenneIgbo/Ifyalways good night, Fake good night. Pres good night.

Unu hapu Presido u two. Presido giwa hapu kwan the duo. Ka owere ihe Ify or Fake mera gi? Let me know and I know where to get them.

Dats not a very good thing to send Faketan. I am with my little niece 12 yrs old and u sent that.

U've just spoilt my day now.  

faketan:
hehehehehe, heeey Ikomi inughi obere ajuju ahu m juru gi. The crapy orange will happily take it and process.


Ikomi stop thinking that way my dear. They are different people. Nnenne is different from Ify. You got this one wrong.

Hahahaha, CCTV gi ahunwere ya wrong

OK. I just wonder why ur spending much time on it.

presido1:
Thats why God called him Adam Adam where are you? Adam ansad Father am naked, did God ask him if he was naked? NO
then why did he ansa unclothedness? Guilty conscience.
Ify echem na i signu go out.

U have a point.

ifyalways:
pres an ikomi a hula m na anya aju abaila unu abuo.biko unu need ri fried eju with garri washed down with palmmy.ma baa ime ulo ga hazie di thing for una buko.

ikomi na ihuru onye na onye?so agadi gi ahu abiala gi nke na a ga achoro gi enyo anya?nna o biakwala nke ojoo be that.  

presido echekwa m na i gala oru?i ka no nga  eme gini.papa aruru ala.

               

NnenneIgbo/Ifyalways u have moved in with Faketan, I said it. I saw 2 of u on CCTV, by Tralfargar square.

Romeo, Presido are u guys here. lol.

Fake Fake.