Yoshi-Master:
And they say "Love is Blind".

Apparently, Love has regained its sight.

SniperInADiaper:

He needs her to be good in the bedroom too. Who cares about holding a decent conversation when they can feed and Bleep.

ibiso1986: Its ok to be vigilant but some nigerians go to the extent of blaming the innocent.. Here's my story... This happened at Garison in Port harcourt. An
elderly man(in his 50's) accused me of being a
pickpocket in front of a massive crowd
.It happened around 6pm at Garison busstop..(PH)
They were so many people waiting to board
either a taxi or a bus heading towards rumola..
So once a car stops, people tend to drag or
push each other just to enter any commercial
vehicle.. I waited for a car close to 30 minutes
and decided to do the dragging game. A car
came and I was trying to struggle close to d
back door, then I mistakenly touched one
elderly man(who was also struggling to enter)
by his back(close to his pocket area and not
inside his pocket).. It was a mistake cos we
were all pushing and dragging with our hands..
The guy shouted that I was a theif.. That he
will slap me(see me, see wahala).. Everybody
(close to a 100) focused on the scene.. I
shouted back and explained to him.. The guy
told me to shut up.. I dragged and explained
even to others.. But the crowd seemed to
believe the man(I even heard a lady saying na
so dem go dey dress well dey thief). Can u
imagine the embarrassment.. One of the
agberos wanted to bring out tyre.. But another
agbero stopped him and told me to leave the
man.. He probably saved me. Cos I think I
would have been brutally injured or killed if it
were to be some other places in nigeria(don't
want to mention names).. The man was still
shouting and I shouted back while explaining..
He later boarded a vehicle and I left the scene.
Majority of d crowd started avoiding me after
my explanation.. How can I be a pickpocket
when I'm a graduate. Its so sad.. I JUST DONT
KNOW WHY MOST NIGERIANS ARE NAÏVE AND
SO QUICK TO BELIEVE. So please, if u are
stocked in a bus stop
, be careful how u place ur hand when
dragging with people just to enter a bus or taxi
cos someone might wrongly accuse you..
THAT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN
MY LIFE..
This is an eye opener. Thank God for your life o

B_B013: make dem fvckstard never scrap am make I serve finish before they d
o

timbros: How many of una catch para when una small?

safeLove: Has anyone seen hausa marriage list before? You go fear list.

uboma: Jos is better than Kaduna interms of security, friendly weather and social life.

PapaBrowne: Obviously, CPC is not a wise party. A party that should be working hard to erase the perception that it is a Sharia Party would be wise not to single out the main Christain body for unnecesary attacks.
To win elections, you need the support of both christians and muslims.
True talk

It goes to show the pathetic unintelligence of the CPC.

slimyem: Day by day dear lord o this three three thy way..
To see the more dearly,lor the more dearly,follow the more dearly day by day...eh..eh eh..Amen.